Re-write Of Not So Average.

Isabella Swans' Life at home is no fairytale. She struggles with her weight, depression and family. Eager to get away from her verbally abusive mother and start afresh, Isabella journeys to her first year of college, where she experiences hardships, friendships and Greeks. After seeing her first  Greek step-show and eyeing the most popular guy on campus Edward Cullen for the first time, the burn inside her to belong boils to the surface, but there is one obsticle in her way. Rosalie Hale...

Warning: This fic contains: Hazing, Bulimia, Sex,teasing, child abuse, Negligance, suicidal thoughts,OOC, and angst.

All actions that occur in this story are purely fictional.

Tragedy and heartbreak have met Bella and Edward at every turn. Now madly in love and ready to start their lives, everything is looking up. Little do they know the worst is yet to come. A/H M B&E

Edward is an Incubus, Obsessed with an impending war with the Volturi Coven.  Although he is powerful, he isn't powerful enough to take over their reign by himself. He cultivates a plan secretly using women around the world a to carry his seed, breeding hybrid warriors, that will train and aid him in his quest to over-throw Volterra. The time is comming near to take the vampire community by storm, yet the one thing he can not continue with-out, is a male heir. He will stop at nothing to find a vessel strong enough to bear his son, Unfortunately for Bella.....she just may be the one....

Warning! Contains: Very graffic content.  Sex, Violence, Murder, Blood and Guts,Somnophilia,Biastophilia,Extreme Darkward and other characters, Morbidness.

If you have some sort of hero complex and can't deal with the above issues, don't read this, keep it moving, find another fic.

PostSecret Used: My downstairs neighbor and I have screaming matches to see who’s the loudest during sex, I usually win.

Summary: Edward is a player and rising pornstar who abuses his peen on a daily basis, demanding performance and the utmost behavior from it. Well, now it’s time for the tale to be told.

Bella Swan's life changed the day she found her husband in bed with another woman.  A chance meeting at the gym changes her life forever. This is the journey of how Bella ugly duckling became a Swan. AH

First few chapters need beta'd but later chapters are beta'd, still working on the beginning. 

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After years away, Bella is returning to a place she thought she'd left behind and a man she thought never wanted to see her again. Love often comes when you least expect it. There are lies that need to be confessed and secrets to reveal.

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After getting lost in the woods on a camping trip, Bella finds a man who is living a different life. Can two such different worlds mesh when communication is nearly impossible? 

(There are no werewolves or vampires in this fic)

What happens when two very busy people send two clueless people to pick up their babies from daycare? Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are in for a rough day but it may just have some nice repercussions. R&R please.

Edward left Bella the day after he makes love to her for the first time. Join Bella on her journey of love, laughter, pain and tears. Will love be enough to bring him back? Will the love of his baby be enough?

Warning:  at times there will be lemons and language. Bella will be unsure of herself, she will doubt herself. Edward will be an ass at times, but this is life and life is not always pretty. Will love really be enough?

After a tragic accident 5 years ago, Edward left. Bella never thought she would see him again, let alone be loved by him; inked by him...

Rated NC-17 for language and lemons

*SM owns Twilight

AH/canon pairings

My thanks to Kari, who has contributed to this story enough that she should be listed as a co-author! My sounding board, pre-reader and friend.

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Bella has come to accept that her unusual fetish may mean she spends her life alone, that is, until she meets handsome OB Edward.

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Summary: The newly appointed King Edward has failed to produce an heir with his wife of fifteen years. At thirty years old Queen Tanya's chances of ever giving Edward a live son have greatly lessened. Edward's Privy Council have decided on a course of action: Queen Tanya will be asked to revoke the crown and her title as wife of Edward. Edward will then marry another. Many young ladies have been brought to court with the task of catching their king. Duty, Loyalty and Threats will bring England a queen who will change their king. But will it be for the better?

Rating for future content.

Quiet Storm Sequel. 

How does the head of the world's most powerful crime family juggle being a father, husband, and boss? Surrounded by trouble, Edward tries to manage his organization while struggling to spend time with his children and wife, Bella.

Two years have passed since the epilogue; do Bella and Edward still have what it takes to Weather the Storm? OOC. AH. Mobward/Daddyward. 

Edward/Bella. 

Just a taste : "Control, sweetheart. I like it. I won't have mercy on you when I want it. I want you to learn how to endure it for me. I promise you will be rewarded for your efforts. When I see fit, of course."

A story by popular French author Drinou. Bella is a shy and clumsy girl employed by Edward, an authoritarian and abusive boss. Between games of seduction and indifference, a passionate relationship develops. 

Bella Swan loved, until that love was thrown away. She hoped, until it died inside of her. She cried, until the tears dried up, and in their place, darkness fell. She wasn't afraid of it, she embraced it, clung to it. It made her feel alive. Then she got even.

The doctors at this busy, New York hospital all have the same goals; saving lives, setting the on-call rooms on fire, and maybe, falling in love? Grey's Anatomy concept with Twilight character twist. Canon Couples. Rated: M - Romance/Humor - Bella/Edward

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To the outside world, including thier friends and family, Edward and Bella are the perfect married couple.  Best friends, since junior high school, turned lovers... the inseparable pair married straight out of college.  They' ve shared everything from their first day of junior high, first school dance, first sexual experience, to the birth of their first child. Join Edward and Bella as the firsts just keep coming.  It will leave you asking, "Are things ever what they really seem?" 

This is my entry for the Twi Kinkfest!

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The Original Prompt: I´d like to see more lactation fetish fic – I only know of one fic about this, and I´m intrigued. ExB please, all human. Doesn´t have to be hucow, can be adult nursing.  Either or.

Rating: MA/NC-17

Warning: This story contains Infantilism and Erotic Lactation! If kink is not your thing, then you probably should move on!

18 and older please!

DISCLAIMER: TWILIGHT AND ALL ENTAILS, BELONGS TO STEPHANIE MEYER AND SUMMIT. ABSOLUTELY NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT WAS INTENDED!

Prince Edward of Forks and Princess Isabella of Voltura are forced to marry as the terms of a treaty signed by their fathers to end a war between the two neighboring countries.  Edward is a spoiled, arrogant womanizer who is determined to have a marriage of convenience.  Bella is a feisty young woman from a country where the women fight beside their men making her a warrior princess.  Can Bella tame the wild Edward and make him into the man he should be or will the whole world lose out.

"Where would you go if you are trying to start a new life but you had nowhere to go and no one to care?  Bella Swan has been alone for most of her life, she is young and she is scared, but now she has another life to protect.  She is heading for a new country - a new life and then she ends up in HOPE SPRINGS.  Her life intertwines with all the eccentric characters in this little piece of heaven in Vermont and just like that - she will never be the same.  She meets the Sherriff, the truck driver, the semi-retired doctor, the lawyer, the farmer, and the new best friends, but it is the new young doctor in town that turns her life upside down.  Is he as stuck up as he seems or does he have a wild side?  Is Bella as tough and as jaded as she seems?  Will she run, or will she allow the people in this town to teach her to hope, to dream, and to love?"

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Edward Cullen travels back to Chicago to see his former lover, Isabella Swan, one last time on the eve of her wedding.

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Join Bella in her million dollar life. All she wants is one night with sexy barman Edward, desired by every female who enter's Twilight nightclub, but Bella soon learns she is playing a dangerous game and may end up with more than she bargined for.     

What if it was your time to go, but you wouldn't leave? What would you do with the extra time you took? Edward and Bella with ChPOV. Tissue warning.

She wanted a baby, but didn't exactly go through the conventional way to have one and now she has to deal with the family, including Edward. Written purely for laughs.