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Bio:
I am a 35 year old single mother of 3 awesome kids. They drive me crazy and keep me grounded all at the same time. Go figure! I have a foul mouth and would probably get rich by using the swear jar! I love to write. It allows me to escape and venture into things I normaly wouldn't do in real life. I have made some really good friends through FF, and I treasure them dearly. I love my life, love my children, and I am so happy that I am able to share my wacky sense of humor with all of you!
After receiving unsettling news, Bella Swan has found herself in the small, quiet town of Safe Harbor, and the daunting task of saying goodbye to the only man she ever loved. But what happens when a secret threatens what she thought was true love and another walks into her life promising forever?
A/H Edward/Bella Romance-Humor-Hurt-Comfort HEA Mature Content and Strong Language.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13400 Read Count: 4869
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But what happens when life throws you a bad-boy biker, an uptight neighbor and a couple of kids that aren't even your own? You cross your fingers and hope for the best! Bella and Edward-AH-Rated 'M'-Contains Lemons-HEA-Adult Language-Adult Themes-Romantic Comedy (Not Suitable For Those Under 18 yrs.)
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5987 Read Count: 1981
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But, what happens when life throws you a bad-boy biker, an uptight neighbor, and a couple of kids? You cross your fingers and hope for the best! AH-Rated 'M'.
Beta: Sunflower Fanfiction
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 89 Read Count: 13545
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What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: To Read, To Read (Geddy), Lilyellacullens want to read list!, Dumbi's Most Wanted
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 50937 Read Count: 421235
I'm not a nerd. I'm just "allergic" to anything illegal, life threatening and unintelligent. I love being at home, reading my books and writing my fan fiction stories. It brings me joy, and anything else is just irrelevant as far as I'm concerned, including men. Well, that was until he walked into my life. A/H Edward/Bella Romance-Humor HEA Mature Content and Strong Language.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2153 Read Count: 1660
Bella Swan's life is turned upside down when a hunky new guy moves in next door. Will she be able to handle 'Sex on Legs'? Or will he think she's a complete fruit cake?
Edward/Bella/Drabble/Romance/Humor
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3003 Read Count: 5203