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Bio:
I am 49 years young with grown kids and also grandkids. I am very happily married for over 22 years now.
I finally decided to just do it. Just write what comes pouring out of my decrepit mind and see what happens. If it doesn't work, then I've lost nothing...right?
I have lived in Kentucky all my life...on a farm...and no, I'm not an uneducated hillbilly. Someone told me to write what I know.
My first story...well it is what I know. I have a darker one that I may share some day but it will have more angst and will not be an easy story for me to tell.
Be patient and I will get it posted very soon I hope.
And if any of you are confused by my choice of favorite authors...uno...one of these things is not like the other *singsong*...the orange among all the apples is my oldest child. follow me? good.
Fan Fiction Stories I have read:
My fanfic cherry was popped by none other than MoTU ...and yes, I still bought the Fifty Shades Trilogy ...I wouldn't mind having a Christian Grey of my own.
Then I read Emancipation Proclamation ... and while I wanted to whip bad boy Edward, I also wanted to get wasted with him too. Bought Sempre as soon as it became available.
The University of Edward Masen by Sebastien Robichaud ...very intellectual and well written ...also have Gabriel's Inferno on my shelf. Do you see a pattern here??
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 ...actually, Shay has a LOT of stories that I love!!
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat258 ...the title says it all.
Clipped Wings and Inked Armor by Hunter Hunting ...OMG ... Tatt-ward anyone??
Take Me Home by LovinRob ... sex addict + college student = mind blowing lemons! Need I say more?
Last Friday Nightby Amandac3 ... Edward in firefighter gear ... yeah... it IS just what you're thinking! lol FH!
The Listby LauraACullen ... I like to think that if Twilight were rated R ... this would have been the movie after Breaking Dawn! LEMONS!
Shhhhh...by Robshandmonkey ... Vampires, BDSM, VirginBella ... don't judge me...this is one very erotic story ... and I love it! Don't judge! lol
The Vagina Monologuesby jtmd24 ... real life meets sex? oh yeah!
The Misapprehension of Bella Swan by Hunter Hunting ... monstercockward ...nuffsaid!
The Office by tby789 ... Beautiful Bastard ...yes please?
Surviving Bella by Savage7289 ... shipwrecked on an island with Edward...I wouldn't want to be rescued...like ever!
The Red Lineand Coloring Outside the Lines by Winndsinger ... Heavy on the angst, but with a HEA and lemons in between ... not an easy story for me to read, but I still recommend it.
From My Window by kitkat681 ...drabble form, but man! what a story it tells. It's a quick read and it is really good.
The Single Gameby Awesome Sauce ... Edward and Bella at a friend's party ... young love unfolds, things are quickly learned and thoroughly enjoyed! Great little story!
Edward Wallbanger by Feathersmmmm ... yes, if you like the sound of wall-banging sex and the search for the mystic unicorn (lol), then you will enjoy this story.
Animate Me by AbstractWay ... Animator Edward searches for true love in the form of B Girl, and finds love, sex, and so much more! Wonderful proposal chapter!
Transcendence by Savage7289 ... Caveman Ehd ... this is by far, the most unusual story I've read concerning Twilight fan fiction, and it hooked me from the get-go! READ IT!
Stories I am reading now (WIPs):
Role of a Lifetime by LovinRob
Black Diamond by Dishie
A Taste of Honey by Soapy Mayhem
Where The Streets Have No Name by Dream of the Endless
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter
Little Green and Easybella by BettiGefecht
Win Some, Lose Some by Savage7289
The Lies We Live With by Breath of Twilight
D.I.D. by Breath of Twilight
Fatty, Recovering Fatty , and also Down and Derby ...all by kitkat681
Hot Bubblegum by Soapy Mayhem
Uninhibited Wallflower by texasbella
An Education by BellaScotia
Fold Your Wings by jadalulu
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson
Come Closer by Chloe Masen
Ink and Nails by JA Mash
Me and Mr. Cullen by Catastrophia
Saturday Night Fever by Amandac3
The Biology Project by solostintwilight
Practice to Deceive by Livie79
Tick Tock by True English Rose
Is it any wonder I don't bother to cook for my family anymore? I don't see how I even find time to write my own story!
Stories I intend to read...and soon!:
Before The Bloodlust Begins by Kalinca62
PinkySwear by kharrizmatik
A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22
In Your World by solostintwilight
Million Dollar Baby by clpsuperstar
The Stories by Lola's Shoes
and a few more...like probably a few hundred more! lol
-thank you to mkystich for the beautiful banner-
There is only one person on this earth that Edward Cullen hates, and that's his boss...Bella Swan. She's cold. She's ruthless and incapable of human emotion, and to Edward's greatest frustration, the hottest woman walking the face of the planet. Will a proposition made change the course of their lives forever? Will they break the rules, or will all terms and conditions apply?
Lemon? Yes please!
-thank you to evilnat for the beautiful banner-
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Finished, Stories I've Already read
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 167815 Read Count: 84272
Date: 13 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - The Proposition
rec'd by a friend who has never let me down.
just from the first chapter alone....I'm sure she's picked another winner
lovin' this so far!
Date: 13 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 - The Ploy
she is SOOO screwed!!
love it!!
Ex-Senator Edward Cullen has denied himself the pleasure of living the BDSM lifestyle for years now. Shortly after deciding to seek a new sub, he meets artist Isabella Swan in the most unexpected place - her high-school graduation!
Fabulous blinkie by RoseArcadia
Lemons/DirtyWords/BDSM
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Big thanks to Twimarti my beta!
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Domward's Dungeon, My All-Time Favorites, Bdsm stories only, Ageise02 WIP Reads, Can't wait for an update, My Favorite Stories, Fav BDSM Fics, My favs past present and future , Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 114439 Read Count: 427888
Date: 24 Nov 2011 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17 **Declarations**
Please don't make me wait too long for the next chapter! I'm hooked!!
I know I didn't leave any prior reviews but that's only because I was too eager to get to the next chapter and now...there isn't a next chapter to go to :(
Seriously...I am LOVING THIS STORY SO MUCH!!!
Date: 05 Jan 2012 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20 Dinner
damn cockblocking waiters!! LOL
and there is no reason anyone should ever have insomnia!
if people had more "earthshattering" SEX, they would sleep a whole lot better!
and as always...I loathe Tanya Denali!
Date: 05 Jan 2012 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21 Confrontation
of course she is naive! she's not old enough to really know what goes on in the big bad world. BUT...she should trust Edward...he's old enough to know how to take care of her...in every way.
Banner by Kyndall Viscia
What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: To Read, To Read (Geddy), Lilyellacullens want to read list!, Dumbi's Most Wanted
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 50937 Read Count: 421235
Date: 09 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
for Heaven's sake Ozella!!!!
farting in Edward's face?? I am laughing my ass off here and at the same time, I'm wondering just where you plan to go from here!!
lmfao
poor Bella....falling asleep on a sex god like Edward is one thing but introducing him to your interior odor?? Bless her heart...I hope he has the sense to never bring this up!
yeah, still laughing!
Edward is a boxer with a dark past and secrets. When his best friend's little sister moves in, he finds himself in the biggest brawl of his life. A story of love and sacrifice and fighting for what matters most. AH/OOC
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 37761 Read Count: 15859
Date: 09 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
great chapter! I still have a hard time believing that Rose managed to screw him over in court like she did....but with the right lawyer, I guess anything is possible. Can't wait to see how she reacts when she finds out that Edward likes Bella....more than she thought she did. And curious if there will be any drama at the gym...between Seth and Bella...some of those guys gotta be crushing on her already!
til next time dear!
Jen
Revised April 2012: Bella Swan is a wallflower. Quiet and shy but with a secret lurking within her soul. Will her new professor and his TA be the ones to discover her secret and what will she think when she discovers theirs? Lemons galore. POLY B/E/J
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward/Jasper
Genre: Angst, Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, Stories Read by CNYBella, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 46 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 69591 Read Count: 158449
Date: 16 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 41: Wake Up Call
great chapter!!! I was wondering where you were. I hope that things are better now....since you've posted a chapter...maybe things are looking better.
as for Edward....I hate to see Bella end up with anyone BUT Edward, but he's really screwing things up here. And what's worse, when he received Jasper's text, he thought "with Bella or forever more" like he would simply move on from Bella to the next one...which speaks volumes for the lack of concern and caring on his part. Edward better fix this or Bella will walk off into the sunset with Jasper and he'll be left all alone.
Can't wait for the next update!
Author's Response:
Things are... going. I'm trying to write when I can. Glad you are still following along and enjoying, I'm pretty sure I've got the end of this story plotted out now, all I have to do is write it. Will post as I can.
xoxo
texasbella
Date: 19 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 42: Mea Culpa
time for Mr. Cullen to pay the piper. I just wonder if the piper takes the Edward Express. great chapter. never really liked Bella with anyone but Edward, but he is really being a total douche here...so it' s very understandable. MY guess...with today's technology and all...somebody got some video of that little ass-thrashing in the auditorium on their iPhone and the shit is about to hit the fan!
great chapter dear....really mean that! hope I can expect another one real soon.
Jen
Author's Response:
Hey Jen! Interesting idea with the recording, but no, I'd set that everyone was at the assembly and the lecture hall was empty except for them. So glad you are open to seeing Bella with someone else, I've done my share of E/B stories, but I have fun mixing them up.
Thanks for reading and enjoying... I do have the next chapter underway :)
xoxo
tb
Date: 28 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 45: Life Goes On
hmmmmm....Alec and Edward finally reunited huh??? This should make for an interesting next chapter. Not to mention the fact that Bella is probably pregnant with Jaspers child....wow...bring it on!!! ;D
Author's Response:
THANK YOU for remembering and catching on!!! big hugs and kisses to you!
xoxo
tb
Date: 20 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 43: Consequences
my oh my !!!
like i said before...not used to Bella ending up with anyone but Edward...but he really has been a dick so far...now he's jobless, which means that he'll be moving on to the next university and next poor young woman to victimize...by himself though...cuz I feel like Jasper meant what he said when he told him he was out. And maybe he and Bella just made Jasper Junior...can't remember if she was on the pill yet or not....hmmmm....I don't guess I can get another chapter can I?
I'm going out of town Friday...would love to get more of the story before then please!
Jen
Author's Response:
Very observant Jen! Though I haven't decided if I'm going that route yet... just laying the groundwork in case I want to. And I'm sorry but this will be it for this week... I leave in about an hour to head down to MD Anderson as my son has some appts with his cancer doctor. Hope you can understand.
Thanks for reading :)
xoxo
tb
Date: 20 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Meet Dr. Cullen
I can understand better than you know. I have to carry my dad to Nashville for cancer treatments twice a week. I am praying for your son. So, whenever I get your update...that will be just fine with me.
Jen