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Taking place in 17th century Europe, Princess Isabella, only daughter of King Charles I of Spain, faces her fate as her arranged marriage to Prince Edward, future King of England, approaches. The Prince is known for his indiscriminate cavorting with the ladies of his land, leading the Princess to fear that she will suffer the same fate as her mother and many other queens before and since, to be trapped in a loveless marriage to an unfaithful husband. Will Princess Isabella ever find happiness while bound to the fate of her birth? AH/OC/Eventual Lemons
Warning: This will be an NC17 story for later chapters.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, Finished, I Whitlock's read , Amberina's Completed Favs List, Completed Stories, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, J's Read and Loved Stories, mamih's favorites, TBR
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 92977 Read Count: 373213
Date: 18 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 1: The Fate of a Princess
I suspect the young bride and groom may have already shared their first kiss. Thank you for writing...I adore this time period and all things royal.
Nati
Date: 19 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 5: Princely Reformation
I knew it...Edward is Tony :)
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My All-Time Favorites
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 134649 Read Count: 25372
Date: 04 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15 Hips Don't Lie
This is an amazing read and I seriously can't wait to find out what's on the menu.
Nati
Five years into her marriage, photojournalist Bella, is worried that she isn't enough for her bi-sexual husband. Can a meeting with a mysterious street artist allow them both to fulfill their undisclosed desires?
Lemons Poly/Slash Edward/Bella/Jasper
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward/Jasper
Genre: Slash
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9218 Read Count: 6224
Date: 27 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Undisclosed Desires
That would be a fucking fantastic fantasy come to life, but in my world it will only ever be a dream ;)
Covet – verb (used with object)
1. To desire wrongfully, inordinately, or without due regard for the rights of others: to covet another’s property.
After a rather debauched weekend, all that is coveted shall be taken. "Your ass has been mine for a long time, Darlin'. Now we're just gonna make it official." As featured on The Twinklings Blog! AH, oneshot.
Banner by MissKingAtYourService.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6717 Read Count: 1750
Ex-Senator Edward Cullen has denied himself the pleasure of living the BDSM lifestyle for years now. Shortly after deciding to seek a new sub, he meets artist Isabella Swan in the most unexpected place - her high-school graduation!
Fabulous blinkie by RoseArcadia
Lemons/DirtyWords/BDSM
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Big thanks to Twimarti my beta!
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Domward's Dungeon, My All-Time Favorites, Bdsm stories only, Ageise02 WIP Reads, Can't wait for an update, My Favorite Stories, Fav BDSM Fics, My favs past present and future , Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 114439 Read Count: 427886
Date: 26 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 **Unexpected**
Mmm...I think I might just like this Edward, but exactly how old is he?
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A sexy little one shot. Clary finds a book of runes that aren't
intended for battle. Watch as she spices up her relationship with the man she
loves.
Categories: Mortal Instruments
Characters: Clary/Jace
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1513 Read Count: 882
Date: 21 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
That was fun and hot and sexy...Mmmm I want some :)
Author's Response:
Thanks so much for reading.
Jasper Whitlock spent his high school years being tormented by Edward Cullen. When their paths cross again years later, could the boy he once hated become the man he loves? Slash, Mature themes.
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Can't wait for an update
Chapters: 48 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 213326 Read Count: 24245
Date: 09 Nov 2013 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
OMG...that was incredibly hot ;)
Date: 09 Nov 2013 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Holy shit...this is seriously messed up. Why is it that the sins of our youth always seems to rear its ugly head?
Date: 11 Nov 2013 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20
I would normally say..."to little to late" but now knowing Carlisle's story I'm gonna have to change it to "finally a step in the right direction".
Author's Response:
He didn't want to continue on that path and be forced to watch his son live a happy life without him. Edward is his only child and it came down to living by foolishness or wising up. He chose the latter.
Date: 14 Nov 2013 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35
WTF...give these guys a break, please!
Author's Response:
Will do...eventually. Thanks for reading!
This is a sort of follow up/sequel to Confessions of an Overworked, Underpaid Peen. This will be little one shots of snippets of his life, little happenings, and such. EPPov AH, OOC
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11811 Read Count: 9265
Date: 16 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 Ruined!
This is fucking hilarious...I love it!
Date: 16 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 Potty Training
Way to go kid, embarrass the grown ups and make them laugh :)
Date: 16 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 The Talk
Sex advice from one peened to another...loved it! But, what did Edward say to Masen?
O/S for the Countdown to 2012 Farewell to 2011 by Breath-of-Twilight. Foe the catergory - When I think of You I Touch My Elf...
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4979 Read Count: 1005
Date: 22 Oct 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Merry Christmas, Baby
Damn you're good...this was fucking amazing!!!
Nati
Jasper has been dreaming about Dr Cullen for months now. One night he finds himself locked up in the lab during a city wide black out. Jasper's heart flutters when he realizes he is not alone. If it was up to him, this black out could last for days.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6219 Read Count: 356
Date: 21 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 1: The Night The Lights Went Out
You're such a tease...
Banner by Kyndall Viscia
What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: To Read, To Read (Geddy), Lilyellacullens want to read list!, Dumbi's Most Wanted
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 50937 Read Count: 421235
Date: 28 Aug 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Fuck, this boy is beyond sexy! I hope you update soon...i can't wait for this to continue.
Nati
She wanted a baby, but didn't exactly go through the conventional way to have one and now she has to deal with the family, including Edward. Written purely for laughs.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 34998 Read Count: 69591
Date: 15 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17
Wow 3…and I love their names!
Date: 15 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20
Awww...thanks for the read, it was a wonderful story :)
Natalia
Bella Swan is a nationally ranked paired skater with Jacob Black. Edward Masen is beautiful British skater paired with Tanya. However, both of their partners fall into hard times. These two try to navigate their way through life, both on and off the ice.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Twix's List, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Stories Read by CNYBella, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu, Stories I've Already read, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, Bella 84's To Be Read List, Stories I've read, Tufano79 Stories
Chapters: 36 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 235336 Read Count: 144424
Date: 22 Mar 2014 Title: Chapter 7: Arrivals and Confessions
Can't wait for Lady Bits & Dick to end their verbal intercourse and just do the deed.
Date: 22 Mar 2014 Title: Chapter 4: Tangos and Practices
I like Edward's dick...lol ;)
Jasper and Edward are members of NYPD SWAT and are in love. When they get involved in a gang related situation, a skeleton comes out of the closet that neither were prepared for. Will they survive? Rated NC17 for M/M loving, language and mature themes.
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Action, Drama, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Hostage
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 64157 Read Count: 12093
Date: 28 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 - Striptease and Wedding Bells
Fucking fantastic story...loved it more the second time around!
Nati
Author's Response:
Hi Nati
Over the moon to read your review - thank you. I am currently writing the boy's honeymoon. Must get my rear end in gear and finish it.
Take care
maryhell
Date: 28 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Meet the Pack
I had to laugh at your reply to one of the reviews about sexy encounters...you do mean sex on the counter, right?
Nati
Author's Response:
Oh yeah.xx
"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys" unless you're Toyward...and you decide to share your toy box. When Jasper wanders into Edward's adult toy store...his life will never be the same. TrueEnglishRose/texasbella E/J
Also up for Best Humor in the Non-Canon Awards
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 46510 Read Count: 32440
Date: 12 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19
These boys are so fucking sexy and hot...I think I'm in luv ;)
Date: 12 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 24: Outtake #1 The Stool
Mmmm memories...as a member of the Breaking Furniture Club I have to agree, you can't stop mid O...the OMG and laughs afterwards are so worth it!
Date: 12 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21
Awwwwwwww...great chapter!
Date: 11 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Oh my, alarm clock butt plugs...are those "like" for real?
Date: 11 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
I definitely like the verbal Jasper...hopefully Edward can help him with what he wants!
Jasper has a dark past. When tragedy strikes, who will be there for him? Is he too broken to be loved? Will he ever find someone willing to love him, or will his past drive them apart? DARK. WARNINGS: language, violence, and adult themes, including lemons.
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Drama, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 44 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 75114 Read Count: 7714
Date: 13 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 24: Taken
OMG this can't be happening. How did the boys and I not see this coming.
Date: 14 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 29: Romance in the Air
Mmm sexy times with Jasper and Edward...life is good.
Date: 13 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Thoughts and Panic
Mmm...just like Jasper I've fallen hook, line and sinker. This is a great first chapter, can't wait to continue reading.
Due to a tragedy in his past, Edward is now an OCD headcase. He fears germs, he fears the outside, he fears contact. His hardest obstacle to overcome? Loneliness. This is where Izzy Swan comes in...as a hired companion. But will she be too dirty for him?
Thank you to JA Mash for the banner!
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 48 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8430 Read Count: 75862
Date: 01 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 48: Chapter 48
I wish everyone could have their HEA...phobias can be so debilitating.
Author's Response:
True that! Thanks for reading Natissimo :)
xoxo
tb
He wants her, has wanted her for years. Will his eyes finally open and see she is something more.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5858 Read Count: 2685
Date: 22 Oct 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Something More
This was fucking fantastic...wishing and hoping for more, please!
Nati
Edward needs a fake fiancée for the weekend. Bella loses a bet. Perfect. An entry for Part II Craigslist Contest.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3372 Read Count: 1235
Date: 22 Oct 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Definitely interested in reading more about their weekend together...plz continue and let the sexual tension begin ;)
Nati
The boys are ready to start their future together, drama free and full of toys. Having said their ‘I do’s’ they are headed to Greece for their 3 week long honeymoon. What antics can they manage to get up to in a foreign country?
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Friendship, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Romantic Comedy
Series: Can't wait for an update
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 28328 Read Count: 34749
Date: 03 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
Did I like it you asked...YES!!! And that picture nearly got me busted. Unfortunately I missed the photo warning, my bad.
Nati
"I bet I could make you feel that good again if not better" Jasper said.
J/E slash pwp
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, One-Shot, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1389 Read Count: 1910
Date: 08 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Wow...that banner is sexy and the story is hot ;)
Author's Response:
thanx I made it myself it's my first one...
Edward is stressed, and it's driving Jasper crazy. Can he find out what's wrong and ease the tension?
WARNING: Adult themes/language, LEMONSSS!
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Angst, Erotica, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5669 Read Count: 778
Date: 13 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 1: The Beginning
This has the makings of a beautiful love story...please continue.
O/S for the FANDOM 4 CHILDREN COMPILATION: Bella Swan is a cheerleader who has her sights set on someone who is deemed unacceptable by her peers—awkward and shy water boy, Edward Cullen. When she takes matters into her own hands, Edward takes her by surprise and shows her something she never expected.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6173 Read Count: 1487
Date: 23 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Mmm...this has ALL of my favourite Edward's rolled into one ;)
At the end of story Hostage, NYPD SWAT boys Edward and Jasper married. This is their Honeymoon.
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Hostage
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17871 Read Count: 5380
Date: 02 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - The Beach Cottage
Jasper you're one lucky man...I'd let Edward compost a symphony on me as well;)
Nati
Author's Response:
heyy Nati
I simply drool at the thought of Jasper. I am a Jasper lady, but I have to agree, I'd let Edward compose a symphony on me too.
In chapter 2 they have an intersting discussion.
Take care
maryhell