Penname: SoapyMayhem [Contact] Real name: Holly
Member Since: 11 Oct 2010
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Stories by SoapyMayhem
Hot Bubblegum by SoapyMayhem Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 661]
Summary:

Bella Swan rose to fame starring in the hit Disney Channel series 'Girl Next Door'. Now that she's finally legal, she's ready to lose the sweetheart image. What better way to start than to get a tattoo? E/B Olderward/Tattward - Drabblish 

 

Now available on Blogger - http://hotbubblegumfic.blogspot.com/

 

 

banner by FrozenSoldier

 

 

banner by SoapyMayhem


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My Favorite Stories, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 66 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 45471 Read Count: 286033
[Report This] Published: 02 Jun 2012 Updated: 10 Oct 2014
Within Reach by SoapyMayhem Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 141]
Summary:

For years she's wanted him, fantasized about him, wanting more than he could ever give. He was never within reach... until now.


Who wants to play doctor?


BDSM/Kink/Olderward/Doctor!Kink 


Within Reach


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banner by JA Mash


Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Can't wait for an update, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 21814 Read Count: 40228
[Report This] Published: 03 Jun 2012 Updated: 13 Jun 2012
Losing It by SoapyMayhem Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 86]
Summary: Past Featured Story

After years of saving herself for that one special guy only to have him turn her down, Bella is on a mission to lose her virginity. Can the lucky guy she chooses hang on to her, or will he lose everything in her game?

High School Drama
E/B

Banner by MDealsWithIt and Blinkie by Angedelaube


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Lilyellacullens want to read list!, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 37171 Read Count: 37164
[Report This] Published: 23 May 2011 Updated: 03 Jun 2012
Summary:

 

To their families, Edward Masen, and Bella Volturi hate each other. Their secret relationship isn't the only thing they are hiding.

 

*Will be part of a Multi-Shot Series*

 

Rated for explicit Lemons and Violence

 

Banner by the lovely ViiolentDelight


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Action, Drama, Erotica, Mystery, Romance, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Bdsm stories only, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10234 Read Count: 24799
[Report This] Published: 15 Jun 2011 Updated: 03 Jun 2012
Summary: Past Featured Story

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After a bad breakup, Bella takes a trip back to her hometown to spend Valentine's Day alone. What happened to the beautiful broken boy she finds sitting in the rain outside her neighbor's house? Can two broken hearts heal each other? Drabble Smut 

 

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Lilyellacullens want to read list!
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7312 Read Count: 22899
[Report This] Published: 03 Jun 2012 Updated: 03 Jun 2012
Rock Star by SoapyMayhem Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

 

O/S - "My job was to film her rise to fame. Falling in love wasn't part of the plan." Edward is commissioned by his brother to film his new protégé's rise to stardom. Bella isn't too happy with this arrangement. Written for TwiFicPics 'Rock On' Contest

 

banner by FatesLoveQueen


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Hurt/Comfort,, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1003 Read Count: 1028
[Report This] Published: 03 Jun 2012 Updated: 03 Jun 2012
Summary: Past Featured Story


Ex-Senator Edward Cullen has denied himself the pleasure of living the BDSM lifestyle for years now. Shortly after deciding to seek a new sub, he meets artist Isabella Swan in the most unexpected place - her high-school graduation!



Fabulous blinkie by RoseArcadia


Lemons/DirtyWords/BDSM


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Big thanks to Twimarti my beta!



Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Domward's Dungeon, My All-Time Favorites, Bdsm stories only, Ageise02 WIP Reads, Can't wait for an update, My Favorite Stories, Fav BDSM Fics, My favs past present and future , Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 114439 Read Count: 381116
[Report This] Published: 10 Aug 2011 Updated: 30 May 2012
Naughty or Nice by SoapyMayhem Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 20]
Summary:

 

Nurse Bella seems to have met the man of her dreams at the Hospital's Christmas charity booth, but only after a co-worker already filled her in on the handsome Doctor's sordid past. She wants him, but is her heart worth the risk?

 

An E/B Christmas LemonShot

 

Beautiful banner by @Time_Lights

 

 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Erotica, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7258 Read Count: 3213
[Report This] Published: 02 Jan 2012 Updated: 02 Jan 2012
Sex Machine by SoapyMayhem Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 30]
Summary:

 

In the year 2029, bio-mechanical engineer, Bella Swan, has created the perfect machine for Whitlock Robotics. Masen can be anyone or anything you desire... but who does Bella want her Masen to be?

 

This is a O/S

 

B/E M for Lemons/Language

 

Banner made by the fabulous Time_Lights

 

Special Thanks to Carsen Choi!

 

 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Romance, Sci-Fi
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My All-Time Favorites
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9105 Read Count: 4016
[Report This] Published: 01 Sep 2011 Updated: 01 Sep 2011
Summary:

Edward is a geeky comic book writer who has been secretly in love with his over-protective best friend Bella for years. He's too shy to admit his feelings, so he secretly starts writing a comic book inspired by Bella called 'Solar Eclipse.' 

After an embarrassing incident, Edward is forced to reveal his love for Bella to his friends. While Bella spends the summer before senior year with her mother, Edward, at the behest of Alice and Rosalie, goes through an extreme makeover.

 

Will Edward learn that unlike beauty, geeky isn't skin deep, it's the core of who he is? Will Bella finally see the love that has been in front of her for the last 8 years of her life.

 

 

 

 

 


Story is AU-Human and B/E (Jacob is only involved in flashbacks.) Themes are Romance/Humor/Awkwardness

Story is rated NC-17 for language, future lemons, and depictions of teen bullying. Story will alternate from EPOV to BPOV

 

Banner by ViiolentDelight, Evenstar, and Blinkie by Rason


Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My All-Time Favorites
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 72778 Read Count: 23224
[Report This] Published: 11 Oct 2010 Updated: 27 Jun 2011
Love Tokyo Style by SoapyMayhem Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

 

Edward, a lonely executive on a business trip in Japan, is encouraged to loosen up and enjoy the city. Will he find a cure for the monotony in an uninhibited punk he meets in a Karaoke bar?

 

E/B AH Explicit Lemon/Drinking/Language

 

A O/S for Fandom Gives Back Autism Awareness

 

 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6827 Read Count: 1516
[Report This] Published: 19 May 2011 Updated: 19 May 2011
Summary:

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Edward Cullen is a hematologist by day and a serial killer by night. Because of mysterious circumstances surrounding the death of his mother, Edward is raised by Carlisle Cullen, legendary former F.B.I. agent. Sensing his dark tendencies at an early age, Carlisle molds Edward into a weapon for justice. Edward believes he is unfeeling and emotionless, so he hides behind the facade of a happy-go-lucky family man. Bella, a recovering alcoholic with a dark past, wants to know the real Edward. Can she ever face the monster within in him without being devoured herself? Will a new serial killer in town give Edward the most exciting game of his life?

 


 

Thanks to my beta Twimarti for her superb help in getting this fic ready! This story is a slight Dexter crossover, in storyline and character behaviors. No characters from Dexter will appear. All pairings are canon. Story genre is Horror/Romance/Mystery  Warning This story is going to be very violent, and in a later chapter will have a non-sensational depiction of rape. NC-17 for a reason, but will have a HEA.

Banner by me and the awesome blinkie is by Betti Gefecht

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Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human, Crossover
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Horror, Mystery, Romance, Suspense/Thriller
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My All-Time Favorites
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 42561 Read Count: 6620
[Report This] Published: 22 Nov 2010 Updated: 17 Apr 2011
A Higher Power by SoapyMayhem Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 21]
Summary:

Sister Swan is disappointed when she is forced to confiscate marijuana from her favorite student. What happens when she goes to Father Cullen to ask for his mercy? Priestward/Nunella Lemon/Drug Use. Entry for the High Times Contest

 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8946 Read Count: 3396
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2011 Updated: 13 Mar 2011
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Five years into her marriage, photojournalist Bella, is worried that she isn't enough for her bi-sexual husband. Can a meeting with a mysterious street artist allow them both to fulfill their undisclosed desires?

 

Lemons Poly/Slash Edward/Bella/Jasper

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Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward/Jasper
Genre: Slash
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9218 Read Count: 5594
[Report This] Published: 05 Jan 2011 Updated: 05 Jan 2011