Summary:  AH story.  Sookie Stackhouse has been asked to be the maid of honor in her best friend’s wedding.  There’s one problem: the best man is Eric Northman a man who has had a grudge against her since college for what reason she doesn’t know.  Sparks fly between the two as they travel the minefield of wedding planning, deal with a bridezilla, and the wedding planner from hell.

Rebelling against Edward's crushing protectiveness, Bella raced for La Push. Goal in sight, she crashed, shattering her truck and her body. Jasper, discovering Bella gravely injured and bleeding profusely, pulled her from the wreckage. Fighting the lust for her blood was only the first battle. Violence, language, adult themes. Jasper/Bella

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Comfortably Numb is an all-human story set mostly in New York City.  It follows the love story of Eric and Sookie, two individuals incredibly beaten down and emotionally stilted due to the cruelty of their parents.  Can they learn to love themselves and each other, even as outside forces try to rip them apart?  Will their love survive, or will they be faced with a life in which they succumb–once more–to numbness?

New-kid-in-school Bella is on a delicate, yet highly dangerous, mission. A mission to break and seduce one of the members of the Cullen-Collective - those pretty, pale, (possibly extraterrestrial) rich kids at Forks High. Her target? The mysteriously silent, stone-faced, long-tall-and-lickable, Mr. Crankypants - AKA Jasper Hale. AU, language, adult situations. 1st Pl Best One Shot in the 2014 Non-Canon Awards!

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Sometimes, it's the simplest wishes that can change your life forever.

"Any change, even a change for the better, is accompanied by drawbacks and discomforts." Can Eric and Sookie survive the drawbacks of their changing future? Set after DitF

People can't eat people alive, and frozen men don't exist. Bella's secret knowledge of vampires is inadvertently brought to surface when she & her friends are all thrown in the path of fate.

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Bella has always lived in the shadow of her twin brother, Edward. But on a graduation trip with their friends to a secluded cabin, she starts to develop feelings for his roommate Jasper. How long can they explore their feelings while keeping Edward in the dark? Non-canon pairing.

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I've been through hell and back, I thought that I didn't deserve love but she changed all of that when I met her, my angel.

After years of saving herself for that one special guy only to have him turn her down, Bella is on a mission to lose her virginity. Can the lucky guy she chooses hang on to her, or will he lose everything in her game?

High School Drama
E/B

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PostSecret Used: My downstairs neighbor and I have screaming matches to see who’s the loudest during sex, I usually win.

Summary: Edward is a player and rising pornstar who abuses his peen on a daily basis, demanding performance and the utmost behavior from it. Well, now it’s time for the tale to be told.

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Five years following the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married.  During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella.

Jasper/Bella Pairing.  Humor/Romance.  AU/OOC.

Bella has always been a big girl and over the years she has gotten used to the fact that she isn’t attractive or sexy and that boys weren’t really interested. But when she meets Jasper her world is turned upside down.

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Twilight retold. Bella has always felt that she was different. After moving back to Folks to live with her dad. Bella learns not only how truly different she is, and also the world around her AU/OOC Bella/Jasper*Rated NC-17 for Sex&Lang* A/E,Em/R,C/Es,P/C

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PostSecret Prompt Used: Everyone who knew me before 9/11 thinks I'm dead. 3rd Place Winner PostSecret Prompt Contest! SENSITIVE MATERIAL INCLUDED! PLEASE BE WARNED!

Bella Swan gets a job as a personal assistant to the "The Sexiest Man Alive" Edward Masen while attending USC.  Sparks fly between her much older boss and her, but they soon find that temptation is too hard to fight.

It's a coming of age story with Bella, who learns to embrace herself as well as the life she's found herself thrown into, and a little Britward on the side.

*WARNING:  Rated NC-17 for language, lemons, and adult sit.*

One Bet. One Week. No Rules.

Bella bets Edward that after a week of some raw sexcapades he won’t want to stop. He bets her otherwise.

A slightly tongue in cheek smutathon and my first fan-fic.

Edward Cullen is superstar EC Velvet.  Bella Swan, professor of English Lit in Seattle, hears his velvety voice one day and it changes her life. She leaves her abusive fiance, Mike Newton, and writes a fan letter to EC Velvet.  Little did she know that fate was going to intervene and bring her together with this uber-famous hip-hop/rap star and turn her life upside down... or maybe it's right side up.  

Disclaimer:  Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight.  I'm simply taking the universe she created and turning it inside out.  :)  All references to real people, real songs, or real anything else are for entertainment purposes only and only because if I mention it, it means I love it.  I'm not making any money off this story or any of the characters, names, songs, or anything else I might mention.  I'll leave the money making to the experts.  I'm only here to play.

AH/AU/VERY OOC - Rated for excessive language, mature themes, and lemons.