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heyyy;)
One Bet. One Week. No Rules.
Bella bets Edward that after a week of some raw sexcapades he won’t want to stop. He bets her otherwise.
A slightly tongue in cheek smutathon and my first fan-fic.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My To Read List, Ageise02's Read Stories, Twilight - Read, G8or Favor8s Read, To Read
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 137672 Read Count: 315860
Date: 26 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19 - Roll Away your Stone
so. i just realized i didn't leave you a review for this chapter. i would know because i have this story bookmarked on my safari browser...
THE FUCK?! only two more chapters??
are you tryyyyying to depress me??
i will collab a sequel with you! and it can include bill compton, sookie stackhouse, and..... KE$HAAAAAA!
it'll be great. i already have the plot laid out in my head... ;)
it can be called "Vampire, Waitress, Trash." I AM SO EXCITE:D
Author's Response:
LMFAO- oh ilu!
Uh, yuh, thats the plan- doesnt mean its set in stone! And knowing how i talk and talk and talk and talk it probably won't be!
But I think I may just wrap it up, because 'Vampire, Waitress, Trash' sounds like the greatest fic that has ever been thought of ever ever.
It will be all SOOKEH, YAU ERE MEHN....AND SO ERE YOU KESAHH.....ect and then they will all be covered in glitter!
Oh, its fabulous! xx
Date: 25 May 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21- Perfect Hands
eeeeeeek :D
i'll have you know that... i was in an awards ceremony this morning when my iphone buzzed with your notification and i literally squealed from excitement. i got a lot of strange looks. bwahhahaha. but good news! i made biggest flirt! HAHAHAH. it's official on paper and everything- i have never felt so proud...
oh and i lol'd at this:
Emmett, of course, was oblivious to anything that wasn’t directly benefiting his dick. So, during the whole class, he did his best to lay out all his best lines.
“I missed your sexy mouth this weekend.”
“Your tits look really pretty today.”
“My balls hurt.”
“Soooooo I’m bored. You wanna go fuck in my Hummer?”
the end! now i must go find a way to get into drake's pants tonight as he is coming to my city for a concert tonight. sighhhh. time to put on my see through lace panties! :) :) :)
Date: 26 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23- Hologram
I MISS YOU KATE.
and i fucking loved this chapter. i'm so happy bella wasn't happy about being happy. ya dig? like, you waaaant them to have a happily-ever-after but. knowing how bella and edward are, you know that they can't have that 'normal' relationship.
rosalie is a different story. i don't know what to think about that. on one side, i can see her saying all of that shit to bella because she's a fucking jealous bitch that likes drama and wants to mess with bella's head. plus bella DID just walk in on her with mikey. but on the other hand, i can see edward getting fed up with bella's bullshit. and because he thinks that maybe she's cheating on him at that party, or not even that.. maybe just the sole fact that she WENT to the party.. and he wanted to get even.
and with james. zomg. idk. rape? y/y?
anywho. i miss you. and i just downloaded AIM on my iphone. my screenname is motherchucker9. surprise, surprise. haha. i am on week 4 of my neverending vacation and then i am back for good. in case you were wondering why i've been MIA.
xoxoxo
i love your shit. it's hot as hell. i think i might go read some previous chapters and get off to it i mean what..? ;)