Geekward and Nerdella...two lost souls who just want love and to be loved. ExB, AH

"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys" unless you're Toyward...and you decide to share your toy box. When Jasper wanders into Edward's adult toy store...his life will never be the same. TrueEnglishRose/texasbella E/J

Also up for Best Humor in the Non-Canon Awards

A baseball pitcher, a catcher, and a fact checker/aspiring writer.  If love is so hard for two people, can three possibly make it work?  Edward Cullen has two problems…First, he’s in a secret relationship with his catcher that’s very contentious at times.  Second, his high school girlfriend, his first everything, is back in town.  Will the three strike out or will it be the ultimate homerun?

This story is a poly/slash story.  If that’s not your cup of tea, then I’d urge you to find something else because it begins with a bang, literally.  Edward and Jasper play semi-pro baseball, so there will be some baseball-related action, but it’s not a full-on sports story.  There will be a bit of violence and talk of domestic violence, but I’ve tried to be sensitive and will post a warning in those chapters.  At its heart, it’s a love story.  It’s just not a conventional one.

E/J/B and the rest of the cast.  Alice gets someone, too.  Very OOC/Sex/Some violence (nothing sexual)/Rated NC-17 for sex/language/ adult situations.

Bella comes home to find a very lovely surprise waiting for her in her bedroom. How will she and Rosalie spend their night?

Part of my 'Ms. Dally' universe, pre-CF, but it can be a simple, lemony stand alone one-shot!

WARNING: AH, OOC, femslash, lots of lemony goodness, and bad language!

Bella's real mate meets her in Victorias secret, where he tells her his favourite colour on her.

Alice is shocked, but deliriously happy about it and helps them out until Bella can leave.

Alice lets Jasper know of her own true mate coming and she tells him that his mates are around. But he has to realize who they are. But will he?

Isabella del Cigno (21) is the daughter of the infamous mob boss, Charlie del Cigno (Cigno means swan in Italian). He's ruthless, cunning and deadly. The FBI wants to put an end to him but can't ever find enough evidence linking to him back to various crimes. Isabella is just as cunning and deadly but she lives the life of the mafia elite - fast cars, endless money and anything her heart desires, except freedom from the tyranny of her father. Charlie doesn't want his only child to be killed by his arch enemies, the Volturi, so Isabella is closely guarded.

Edward Cullen (26) is a special agent in the FBI. He's chosen to infiltrate the del Cigno Syndicate of the mob. He works his way through the ranks and is eventually hired as Bella's bodyguard. Initially, he can't stand Bella - he thinks she's a whiny, self-centered, enabled b*tch. Then, she gets shot at and Edward knows he was chosen for this mission for a specific reason. Yes, he wants to bring down the del Cigno Syndicate but he must save Isabella, who has a secret of her own...

How can Edward fulfill his obligation for the FBI but still keep the girl?

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This story is mainly just MC-17 explicit material. Please do not read if you do not like any writings of descriptives or of characters vocalizing during the pleasurable acts of this rating.

Bella isn't Edward's, but who is she with? Who is this female named Lizzy that Edward is hanging with and bringing to the house. Why does Alice have someone by her side who has a death wish when he is up against the major. How many places can they get away with doing it in before they are caught? Rose meets a singer.