Bella Swan, reeling from the unceremonious ending of her engagement on her wedding day, heads on her honeymoon minus ONE groom. Edward Cullen, is 'sleeping' his way through the guests at the resort on Isle Esme. They meet on the island off the coast of Brazil but will they find love on a ilha do amor? The island of love?

Isabella del Cigno (21) is the daughter of the infamous mob boss, Charlie del Cigno (Cigno means swan in Italian). He's ruthless, cunning and deadly. The FBI wants to put an end to him but can't ever find enough evidence linking to him back to various crimes. Isabella is just as cunning and deadly but she lives the life of the mafia elite - fast cars, endless money and anything her heart desires, except freedom from the tyranny of her father. Charlie doesn't want his only child to be killed by his arch enemies, the Volturi, so Isabella is closely guarded.

Edward Cullen (26) is a special agent in the FBI. He's chosen to infiltrate the del Cigno Syndicate of the mob. He works his way through the ranks and is eventually hired as Bella's bodyguard. Initially, he can't stand Bella - he thinks she's a whiny, self-centered, enabled b*tch. Then, she gets shot at and Edward knows he was chosen for this mission for a specific reason. Yes, he wants to bring down the del Cigno Syndicate but he must save Isabella, who has a secret of her own...

How can Edward fulfill his obligation for the FBI but still keep the girl?

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Most of the characters and some of the dialogue are Stephenie Meyer's, from New Moon. I kept that for continuity because it is a story people know. I do want to warn you all, this is Edward's journey during New Moon and it is very sad. It is dark and depressing but I hope it gives you more insight into his character and you learn to love him as dearly as I do. To me, Edward was never a jerk for leaving Bella. He did it out of love and at great personal sacrifice. I hope this lets you see that. My goal was to continue to tell our favorite vampire's story.

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This is the story from his perspective; his thoughts, his feelings, what was he doing when Bella wasn't around and what was he thinking when she was right next to him.

Ultimately, this is Stephenie Meyer's Saga. I just found Edward to be far more interesting than Bella and I took that fork in the road. I hope you follow.

Please enjoy and realize it was all in fun.

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