"Sticks and stones may break our bones... but Bella will surely kill us."

What happens when an overprotective father sends his innocent baby girl to a private self-defense course run by a gay man?  Oh if he only knew what he was paying for!  Edward and Jasper aren't the only ones who have something to teach, seems Bella does as well... the art of patience.

Poly/slash included.

Extended past the June Drabble War entry.

Picks up right after Bella shoots Mike. :)

Beta'd by the amazing texasbella and the beautiful banner made by the ever so talented JA Mash

President Edward Cullen decides to pass a bill that will change life as Bella Swan knows it. A misplaced Jimmy Choo and a stupid publicity stunt will change the lives of Edward and Bella. Are either of them ready?

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A baseball pitcher, a catcher, and a fact checker/aspiring writer.  If love is so hard for two people, can three possibly make it work?  Edward Cullen has two problems…First, he’s in a secret relationship with his catcher that’s very contentious at times.  Second, his high school girlfriend, his first everything, is back in town.  Will the three strike out or will it be the ultimate homerun?

This story is a poly/slash story.  If that’s not your cup of tea, then I’d urge you to find something else because it begins with a bang, literally.  Edward and Jasper play semi-pro baseball, so there will be some baseball-related action, but it’s not a full-on sports story.  There will be a bit of violence and talk of domestic violence, but I’ve tried to be sensitive and will post a warning in those chapters.  At its heart, it’s a love story.  It’s just not a conventional one.

E/J/B and the rest of the cast.  Alice gets someone, too.  Very OOC/Sex/Some violence (nothing sexual)/Rated NC-17 for sex/language/ adult situations.

At age 13, Bella cast a spell to keep from ever falling in love. Now 5 years later, everything has changed and nothing is what it seems. It's a race against time to either fall in love or risk losing it forever.

Bella Swan has a thing for men in suits. She has an even bigger thing for men with tattoos. What happens when she encounters a remarkable specimen by the name of Edward Cullen? AH BxE

Bella volunteers to carry a baby for her sister Rosalie. See what happens through her whole pregnancy. Will Bella ever fall in love and with who? You can guess but what will it take and will she risk it for love. Bella and Edward AH/CP R&R please

Summary:  One day, three missent texts and four couples... secrets spilled and relationships kindled but who will be the last to know? A soap opera of fanfic proportions. Rated M for language and slashy lemons. Written for the Drabble Wars DYAC Prompt challenge.

A cheesy romance set amongst the rubble of Apocalyptia.

July entry for Drabble Wars

One night of passion leads to big changes for Bella as she faces the consequences. But will she fess up to their actions or keep the forbidden romance going? Is he hers to have and to hold or will he be another's before its all over? AH, BxE

He's a shy library clerk. She's an outspoken tattoo artist. They come from two different worlds, but they're both looking for the same thing. Can they survive the danger that is lurking nearby and have their happy ever after?

Bella, a girl with sardonic wit and a freshly printed Masters degree, finds work with the Cullen Group, being, what she deems, an overpaid secretary who finds inventors and designers worthy of some funding.

Work should be dull, and would be had she not made one of her trademark, clearly well thought out decisions: she started sleeping with her employeer's son, who is one of her bosses himself, days after meeting him.

Classy Bella, really classy.

She deems him an odd and spoiled rich kid [he is on an insane liquid diet, he has two penthouse apartments for the reason of "just because," as far as she can tell, his sweat tastes like magic (okay she concedes that here, she might be the weird one,)and he comes in to work in suits worth more than her car that are ruined from his runs in Central Park.]

Weirder than all of this, he seems to want a actual relationship with her.

Come with Sailor Moon Bella and the rest of the Sailor Scouts as they battle the evil nag a verse monsters and have a little Cullen fun on the side! Short, fun, action-packed chapters with weekly updates!

Summary: Sometimes when your life is all going downhill, the only place left to go is up. What if that place isn't exactly where Bella thinks? Perhaps, a more heavenly destination instead? A story about life, love and redemption.

A Twilight 25 Round 6 Fic

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He wants her, has wanted her for years.  Will his eyes finally open and see she is something more.

Their music lifted you up, spun you around until you were out of breath and completely unhinged. The way it sank to your bones and tangled in your hair, yanking and tugging it, making you want to get down and dirty. It freed you to do the forbidden, the illicit, the dirtiest, most darkest fantasies. ExB UST Mature. Drug use

Bella Swan works for Edward Cullen, one of the most powerful men in the business industry. She left Forks years ago, acquired her MBA and set out for New York with a head full of dreams only to discover the only job she could get was working for an asshole as his personal assistant and being available for his every beck and call. Bella hates Edward but her feelings soon start to change as they go on a run of the mill business trip to Los Angeles. AH. AU. M for Lemony lemons.

**Moved from FFn**

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An internally lonely and depressed Carlisle struggles with eternity as the only unmated  vampire in his family until a car accident changes everything, but what happens when a romantic date doesn't go as planned?  C/B - A FAGEtastic Four story written for Cullen Cousin. 

Here is my fluffly little twist on the whole electrical charge that Edward and Bella feel. What if it really meant something else, something deeper? Would Edward be able to do what he needs to make sure Bella stays his forever?

Contains explicit adult themes, languages and sexual content.

Bella  & Edward both work for their family business. Bella's parents are constantly pushing their version of "the perfect man" on her. What happens when Bella finds her own version of "the perfect man"? Will her parents approve?

Whipped cream flavored vodka, Justin Bieber, skinny dipping & Birthday Sex! Spend 24 hours in the life of Edward Masen. While celebrating their dirty thirty, twins Edward and Jasper, and their bestie, Emmett, carve a path of destruction through the city.

Bella and Edward meet briefly on her 21st birthday. When fate conspires for them to cross paths again months later, will they have the courage to make it last while facing their darkest fears? Drabble like style, all chapter under 1000 words.

Contains some strong adult themes, must be 18 to read.

Bella is working for a catering and event planning company. She has just about pulled off the reception of the year when she's introduced to Edward Cullen, mafia boss. Can he show her that even bad guys can be good

This is for HeartOfDarkness' birthday. Happy Birthday Lisa! Join us for Bella's 21st birthday fun in a tattoo shop. PBJ pairing. Enjoy!

After guest hosting on a morning show, Isabella becomes the new co-cost for the show. Her husband James leaves her out of spite and jealousy and Bella swears off men to focus on her new career change. Edward Cullen was known for being a portentous, arrogant, SOB while running a branch of Masen Enterprises. After the death of his grandfather, Edward becomes the new CEO. His soul focus is on the expansion of the company, and to find out who has been stealing from and framing his grandfather. When Edward visits the morning show to defend the honor of his grandfather's legacy, he finds his self extremely attracted to the beautiful co-host Isabella. In the occurrence of unexpected events the pair cannot seem to stay away from each other. How long can they resist the inevitable? Reviews for this story on fanfic 1,672

Nominated twice for Fic of the Week on the lemonade stand

Scorned by his cowardly-ness in highschool Mr. Edward Masen needs a do over shot. Luckily his Uncle his hiring a new junior associate huh? AH 

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

Bella is kidnapped and given to a mafia son. He's being trained to take over the buisness but secrets about the whole operation are revealed that change everything. Its fight back, or turn on your brothers, feeding into the fathers sick game. When it’s more than your own life on the line, the distinction between right and wrong get blurry and blood gets spilled.

Books, apple pies, kissing... Just a normal talk between friends, right? Even when I want us to be more than that? AH, ExB.

Edward Cullen was the bane of Bella Swan's young existence until her mother unexpectedly moves her away. What happens years later when she moves back? Do people really change?

To their families, Edward Masen, and Bella Volturi hate each other. Their secret relationship isn't the only thing they are hiding.

*Will be part of a Multi-Shot Series*

Rated for explicit Lemons and Violence

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EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?

Bella and Edward met when she was 18. Now 4 and a half yrs later they meet again. Bella is a teacher and Edward works for the fire department. Will they let love in or be burned? AH. M for language/lemons.

Isabella's first assignment for her new job brings her into the little corner café that is owned by Edward. Can her zany tee-shirts and his creative cupcakes draw them together?

**First Place Public Vote - Twilight Post Secret Challenge

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Edward and Jasper discover that Bella is pretty good looking, for a girl.

Bella Swan had always been a simple girl, until her mothers new boyfriend turned up, from then on her life as she knew it had changed. She moves in with he father, Charlie, and meets the Cullens. Will Edward be able to help her? Rated 'M'. R&R! -COMPLETE-

He didn't want this lifestyle anymore, he wanted love, marriage and a family. Could Bella, who had already raised a family, of sorts, be the answer? What does Bella want?

Ex-Senator Edward Cullen has denied himself the pleasure of living the BDSM lifestyle for years now. Shortly after deciding to seek a new sub, he meets artist Isabella Swan in the most unexpected place - her high-school graduation!

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Lemons/DirtyWords/BDSM

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Big thanks to Twimarti my beta!

were the Carpathian wold whit the twilight one. This a light costs over story. twilight name use. But it is in the Carpathian wold. Dark Edward. blood, lot of sex.over 18 to read.

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In my world when a man says "I do," he says it a lot. In my world it is not uncommon for a man to have more than one wife. We are not your everyday poly family, we are new breed. Or should I say a very old breed?

AH/AU Slash and multiples. Don't like it, don't read it. NC-17 (short story contest)

Ever wonder what Bella dreams about when she calls out his name? Not my usual type of story was written by request. It was written for a fan for Christmas and we decided to share it with everyone who like this sort of story. Rated NC-17 for major mature and major sex ooc au/reg pairs EXB this story is not light and fluffy so readers beware. NO INCEST, RAPE or MULTIPLE ENCOUNTERS. Vulgar language please dont read if you dont like swearing.

Bella gets sent to a school by her boyfriend to help her become the wife he wants. It isn't what Bella expects, at all.

BDSM, Dark story.