This story is rated NC-17 for a reason, including swearing, violence and in later chapter, lemons.

A vampire walks into a bar - sounds like a bad joke right? Wrong - it's the beginning of my story. Inspired by True Blood. Banner by javajunkie247.

Summary: Antique or Ikea, Beautiful inside or out, maim or kill, he had decisions to make today that would change his life.

Some secrets will damage your reputation.  Others will ruin your social life.  But then there are secrets that will change the way the world looks at you, now and forever.  What would Edward be willing to do to keep such a secret?  And who will pay the price?

In the blink of an eye, your world can change. You can experience the greatest happiness … or succumb to the world’s worst pain, losing someone that had no reason to die …

Edward Cullen, a decorated fireman, after losing a woman in a deadly apartment fire, left his life and family in Seattle, trying to escape the ghost of the beautiful woman, the concert mistress of Seattle Symphony. He stayed away from Seattle, living in Boston, working as an arson investigator until his mother called him, informing him that she had cancer. Without a second thought, Edward moved home to help his family.

Dr. Isabella Swan, a renowned oncologist, specializing in women’s cancers, went through the paces of life. Her mother, an ovarian cancer survivor, was her impetus to become a doctor. However, she was closed-off and had been for many years … since the death of her twin sister, Angela, in an apartment fire. Bella focused on her job, working to forget the empty pain of losing her soul mate. Even eight years after her death, Bella was profoundly broken because of it. She never let anyone in … Until … a handsome, sexy man and a son of one of her patients … Edward Cullen …

Everything in her mind told her it was wrong, but in the blink of an eye, your world can change. You can experience the greatest happiness. Your life can come back to life, especially when you find your new soul mate … the Fire of your Soul.

Traduction : Jasper voulait quelque chose plus que tout. Il voulait l'amour d'Isabella Swan. La jeune fille qui lui avait fait ressentir ses propres émotions pour la première fois quand il était devenu un vampire. UA. OOC. Jasper et Bella. L'histoire est traduite avec la permission de l'auteur.

In Volterra, the Crown Prince chooses his future queen from the Collection. 35 young women from every province of the country, open to members of all castes, given the opportunity to be the newest chapter in the country's fairy tale. But Isabella Swan didn't want to be part of the Collection, all she wanted was to love a boy and have him love her in return. And Edward Masen was not that boy.

The Collection: A Twilight/The Selection Crossover

For those of you who have read The Selection Series, you will recognize the world of this story and some of the character types, but most of the plot will blend elements of the two series with original ideas, so it won't simply be The Selection plot with Edward and Bella. There will be things that will completely take you by surprise, I hope, and keep you entertained. This idea overtook me while reading the last book, which is the first time a series has done this since Twilight, so I wanted to play with it. Also, it felt right to post this the day before my 10th anniversary in fanfic. Thank you to all my readers, new and old, and my team, past and present, for sticking with me on this journey. 

Bella love her lavish life, but it doesn't all come easy. Not every Swan is pure.

Join Bella and the usual characters as they go about the life that comes with being part of one of the biggest crime families in the United States. 

Jackson lived a lie through his life in more ways than one. The evil outlaw has been called upon to help save existence as humans know it. Gemma the great gate-keeper of all secrets of the dirty deeds of the Sons, one secret she can no longer contain. She will do anything so no one finds out the truth. When Abel and the earth becomes the target, Jax has no choice left but to become a super hero.

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The summer of 2005 was the summer that changed Bella Swan's life forever. Sent to Ohio by her mother to attend a school for debutante girls not quite up to par, she meets Edward Masen, an apprentice. But is that really all he is? AH

Isabella, desperate for a job after college agrees to move across the country to apply to be governess for two young children. She soon finds out that the Cullen Estate and the Master that resides within are dark and frightening. For the sake of her charges, she must attempt to find a way to reach the heart of the man who looks at her as no more than a servant. Read warning!    

Emmett runs into Bella after his family left her. His life has changed as much as hers has. It's only days before Bella's twenty first birthday. She stopped celebrating them after the almost fatal night with Jasper. Emmett was only trying to make a sweet and kind gesture, only it doesn't end up that way. Because everything that could go wrong does. Can he salvage the day?

Starlight, star bright,

First star I see tonight,

I wish I may, I wish I might,

Have this wish I wish tonight.

They survived the Chitauri and all that came after that bringing the team closer than ever, but now friendships will be tested and boundaries pushed. But When the Ash Settles and all there is left is chaos, things need to change. Sequel to THoaFG

Bella wants to hurt the one who hurt her, but deceit is deceptive. CheatersContest Entry

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Before Bella discovers the Cullens secrets, she discovers the wolves first. He embraces her, shows her love and he would do anything to make her his.  When the natural born enemy wants to make her theirs a war could happen between the vampires and wolves.

Bella and Emmett want to disappear; they were cheated on. A Shaman helps for a favor in return. Bella doesn't believe until they step out in the Wild West. The roaring 20's with Flappers and Gangsters. They face prohibition in the 30's and boot leg in the mountains. War or peace of the 60's, poodle skirts and rock and roll. Disco 70's with big hair 80's. They only have each other now.

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Bella is trapped in a loveless marriage with a husband who does nothing but gamble away her fortune. Will she be able to get out in time to keep her fortune and her life?

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A group of college students with clashing personalities win an all-expense paid weeklong vacation at a luxury resort in the Caribbean, thinking it will be spent on the beach in glorious sunshine. However, after landing it becomes very apparent that all is not as it should when the students find themselves alone on the island with only their pilot and one guide. Or are they..?

2nd Place in Favorite Undiscovered Gem category of Twific Fandom Awards 2017

Wherein a flat tire sparks the start of something.

Characters: Kol Mikaelson, Sookie Stackhouse, Adele Stackhouse

Relationships: Kol Mikaelson/Sookie Stackhouse

It can't be okay to feel all warm inside when your brother smiles at you, right? It shouldn't matter that he's the most gorgeous, sweetest guy on earth, or that we're technically not related by blood. We grew up together like every other sibling. So what are you supposed to do when he feels the same way for you? Entry for TFN Forbidden Fruit Contest; 2nd Place Judge's Votes

A spelling mistake leads to a family tradition that lasts through the centuries.

Kol finds a box in a clearing, and when he opens it, he gets the one thing he’s wanted more than anything else in the last thousand years.

Two months ago Bella disappeared without a trace.  A heartbroken Jasper plans to spend Christmas wallowing in his grief, but fate and Santa have different plans in store for him.

If you were born into royalty, is there anything you wouldn't do for your kingdom and its people? Even when you got no choice in the matter, do you stand with a straight back and accept your fate? What if you're just children? DRABBLE FIC M for future content!

Bella had been lucky to land the job as the nanny to Esme and Carlisle's two girls, but when Carlisle's younger brother arrives in New York in need of a fresh start and some help with his own brood, Bella's world is quickly turned upside down. It was just supposed to be a job, but they quickly became everything she needed. 

Check out Edward's POV, Everything I Wanted.

Crossing a Whitlock was highly unadvised, they never forgive and they never forget...

Category: Twilight AU

Summary: Life is full of funny twists and turns. Who would have guessed a stop for breakfast would impact so many lives? Whether you like yours scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, or topped, you just might find your destiny at Waffle House. PBJ. Collaboration with happyghost. 1st Pl Public Vote WINNER, and Best Non-Canon in the 2018 For the Love of Jasper Redux Contest.

Title: She Wasn’t on the Menu at Waffle House

Author: collaboration with happyghost!  

Characters / Pairing: PBJ, Peter/Bella/Jasper

Genre: action, humor   

Rating: MA

Beta/Pre-Reader: 

Banner by: GeezerWench

Words: total 12,852

Prompt/inspiration: happyghost, Waffle House, and the 2018 For the Love of Jasper Redux Contest

Complete. 8 chapters

Disclaimer: Derivative work. I make no money.

A/N: It was a fun contest, and even better working with happyghost! 1st Place Winner in the Public Vote, and voted Best Non-Canon! Thanks to everyone who voted!

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4747010/happyghost

"Performing was always my strong suit. I could act my way out of almost anything. But I could never act my way out of this." Bella Swan is a woman who's afraid of being vulnerable. On a summer visit to her godparents house she confronts her demons while noticing some of the skeletons in the family's closet. Home is where the heart is in this story. All canon characters. E/B

Category: Twilight / Supernatural crossover

Summary: Sam and Dean take their new apprentice to meet their mentor, Bobby Singer, and things get a little out of hand. Episode 2, sequel to Stick Her with a Fork. Written for the 2017 Fandoms for Hope and Relief. (language, violence, character death – not a main character) adventure, supernatural, action, romance.

Title: Daggers, and Tacos, and Vampires, Oh My!

Author: GeezerWench  

Characters / Pairing: Dean/Bella, Sam, Bobby Singer

Genre:  adventure, supernatural, action, romance

Rating: M (language, violence, character death – not a main character)

Beta/Pre-Reader: Bonzie

Banner by: GeezerWench

Words: total 3925

Prompt/inspiration:

Complete. 2 chapters.

Disclaimer: Derivative work. I make no money.

A/N: Written for the 2017 Fandoms for Hope and Relief in response to Hurricanes Harvey, Irma, and Maria, and the earthquake in Mexico on 09/19/2017. It brought in $680.00!

In a world where magic has ceased to exist for hundreds of years, a sole male possesses an unknown power. It slumbers deep within him, churning and pleaded to come out.

But, he does not know what it is.

He's an everyday, ordinary man, with a mediocre job and tiny apartment and an obnoxious downstairs neighbor. Edward Cullen does not know what is in store for him when something inside him awakens and makes him the most powerful man in the world.

Goodbye, mediocrity ...

She is like him, ordinary, mediocre and stuck in a loveless marriage to a monster where she endures his anger and rage. But, within her soul, is another type of energy. It keeps her alive and pushes her forward, but she wishes it would just go away. Isabella Black just wants to end the nightmare of her life and start new.

Walking into a lawyer's office, she meets Edward Cullen and something between the two of them sparks. Not as a client and attorney.

Something deeper ...

 Could it be the magic within?

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Charlie owes the mob an obscene amount of money and  it’s time to pay up. The problem is, he doesn't have the money. So in a last bid to save his own neck, he offers them his daughter. Dark Romance.

After being left by Edward, I couldn't stand the thought of him controlling me even in his absence. I admit it was an act of defiance, but it was a decision that brought me more happiness than I'd ever thought I'd experience. New Moon AU/Canon

 Ana gets kidnapped at 16 and is abused and hurt every day and she and Christian were best friends and he holds out hope that one day he will find her again. Six years later he is in the BDSM lifestyle and finds her when he is looking for a new sub. He instead shows her what real love is and helps her rebuild her life.

They had one shot to fix their future, to do that they needed to save Jasper…

 

In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.

 

Bilbo/Thorin

The sequel to That Moment... 

The aftermath of what couldn't be stopped but many could have, had they just tried and done a little more, a little sooner.

Caroline sells her soul for something pure and true.

Coming home to Forks after being gone four years, everything looks and feels the same. Edward couldn’t wait to see the love of his life, Bella. She’s the one he left behind, but, first, his attention is captured by a young girl that looks just like him, and the woman with her is just who he came to see. Could the little girl be his?

A vampire walks into a bar to discover there’s already a vampire sitting having drinks, and an unlikely friendship is born.

Number One in the Making Nice Series.  Chronologically this story comes before Dirt.  Number Five in a series of unrelated one-shots inspired by songs. 

Disclaimer: I do not own The Vampire Diaries. The recognizable characters, settings, locations, plot lines, quotes, etc. from the franchise above belong to their respective owners, not me. Also, I don’t own the lyrics to Closer they belong to Trent Reznor. I am making no money from this story, and no copyright infringement is intended.

He is the 'toast of Hollywood' and she is his queen, but their lives are not a fairytale. With children, real life and someone who is trying to break them apart, Edward and Bella will need to fight for their Happily Ever After.  From the red carpet, to the bedroom to the playroom, can their love survive? *HEA* OOC, AH, CANON COUPLES.

*WARNING: THIS STORY IS STRICTLY NC -17* FOR LANGUAGE AND EXPLICIT SCENES - BDSM.

Edward was a popular "Daddy" in the BDSM community. After his last "relationship" ended badly he stepped away from the lifestyle for a while. Can a new Little Girl at the club and a meddeling cousin bring him back to what he knows? Can he hande when it becomes something he never knew he wanted?

Caius chooses to act out the song ‘ABC’s of Kinky Sex’ with his pet.

Caroline has a secret, and Damon’s silence is going to cost her.

He wants her innocence and her bitterness and loneliness.  He wants her, her every breath in life and death.  And she wants that too.

This story take place before the great revelation. A kitchen fire destroyed Merlotte forcing Sookie to find a new job. Initially intrigued by the silent mind of her boss, Sookie takes a job at Salon Rouge, Eric’s bar. As Sookie and Eric’s relationship evolves, she soon realizes, Eric is not only different, he is not human.

This fic is rated R for sexual content, violence and crude language.

It is a Eric and Sookie story, HEA.

 Bella is a good, Christian girl with a dark secret. She wants the pierced, tattooed, and foul-mouthed tattoo artist who lives across the hall from her. Will she ever get him to notice her without compromising her beliefs?

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26 year old, multi-millionaire Edward Cullen has a problem. After telling his mother that he had been seriously dating someone for the past 6 months in a vain attempt to stop her meddling ways, Esme is insistant that he brings his girlfriend home to meet the family. 

One problem: He doesn't have a girlfriend. 

Desperate for a solution he tries to enlist the help of his long-term escort Rosalie only to discover that she has unexpectantly quite and no longer works for the agency, or Edward. 

What will happen when the only option left for Edward is to take the angencies new and unexperienced escort home to meet the parents?

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Raising two children on her own, Hermione now faces the big trouble, the twins' dad coming back into the picture; not wanting anything to do with him, she soon turns to him for help when she comes down with a mysterious sickness.

A hunter, given immortality, must find and save a special white witch. Together they must stop the demon warlock before the clock strikes midnight on All Hallows eve. Will he be able to protect her, or will the same demon that killed the hunter's sister, kill her, too?

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Will Bella ever find her Paradise or will she forever be plagued by fools trying to run her life their way? Well, revenge is a dish best served cold! So they say.  

Disclaimer: Twilight and its characters belong to S. Meyer. Otherwise, the rest is my musings on an AU.