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Bio:
Hello, i give you a cyber grope for actually checking out my profile. In return i shall give you random-ass useless information about myself.
I - Am SPARTAAAAAAA. ( Or Snarky, whichever you prefer x])
I - Like to write.
I - Should probably find a new hobbie
I - Enjoy anything strange, unusual, weird, crazy, snarky, or witty.
I - Am so Team Edward, but Taylor Lautner is a cutie.
I - Love you :3
We - Will get along if you enjoy gropes half as much as i do.
You - Can ask me to read anything of yours as long as it's interesting.
This - Is taking far to much of my limited attention span.
Devil's Bedroom forum: http://www.thewriterscoffeeshop.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=59&t=363
My Blog: http://snarkysnarky-snarkysnarky.blogspot.com/
After Renee and Phil die in a car accident on Bella’s 17th birthday. She is sent to live with her father, Charlie and brother, James in Forks WA after being separated for 10 years with no contact. Charlie dabbles in training and placement of the “perfect” wife for exclusive clientele. Bella quickly learns that she’s going that she’s going to get more than a high school education. She's going to be educated with a purpose.
I don’t own Twilight
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, Finished, Themslovebug90's read stories, My Favorite Stories, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiMaf, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 55 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 244105 Read Count: 1625310
Date: 24 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 48: Chapter 47
You know, at the very begining of the chapter i was thinking "damn, some shit is gonna go down." and as i read the end of the chapter, i thought "damn, some smutty shit is gonna go down."and i am now looking forward to see if i was right..
please do not keep me waiting,
SNARKYSNARKY ;)
AH/AU, OOC Bella is a famous actress and Edward is a host of a late night talk show. What do they whisper to each other when they greet each other on stage?
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: To Read, Love to drive's Stories to read, Stories Read by CNYBella
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 126443 Read Count: 90989
Date: 25 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
GAH, why is it that i now imagine Edward with a scotish accent?
lovely,
SNARKY
Author's Response:
So hot to imagine that. When I watch Craig, I have the hardest time not picturing Robward in his place. Not a bad image. =0 J
Bella is 17 and tired of being the 'good girl'. Senior year calls for change. She finds it in the arms of 25 yr old Edward. Consequences for her choices cause a ripple effect that even she could never have been prepared for.
New banner made by: mkystich, thanks bb!
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My All-Time Favorites, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 71042 Read Count: 116432
Date: 15 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
I found myself frequently facepalming aat how thick headed Edward is being. i mean, i swear his head isnt screwed on right.
good chapter overall, just resisting the urge to slice Ed's testicles off.
PS: I CAN TALK IN SHOUTY CAPITALS TOO!!!!!
Bella hasn't spoken a word to anyone in over two years. Charlie is frustrated and lost at how to help her. When the Cullen's move to Forks, will they be able to help her open up? Will Charlie still be there if he really knew what she was hiding?
Banner by, rpattz1990
Warning: This story deals with dark subject matter.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, I Whitlock's read , Stories I've Already read, My Favorite Stories, luv2write finished reads, to read
Chapters: 50 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 85605 Read Count: 161941
Date: 19 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Very good start, am excited to see what happens
Author's Response:
Thank you:)
Edward is adopted by the Swans at birth. A growing attraction threatens to destroy a family.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, Ageise02 Current Reads, Love to drive's Stories to read
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84224 Read Count: 25636
Date: 19 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue
I have a feeling i read this elsewhere...
Author's Response:
LOl. yes, it is on FF, but I am moving shop as they say. Just in case.
Bella Swan gets a job as a personal assistant to the "The Sexiest Man Alive" Edward Masen while attending USC. Sparks fly between her much older boss and her, but they soon find that temptation is too hard to fight.
It's a coming of age story with Bella, who learns to embrace herself as well as the life she's found herself thrown into, and a little Britward on the side.
*WARNING: Rated NC-17 for language, lemons, and adult sit.*
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, My All-Time Favorites, I Whitlock's read , Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, Kuu Faves, My Favorite Stories, Brooklyn - to read, My favs past present and future , TBR
Chapters: 46 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 298638 Read Count: 143766
Date: 15 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
You know, one thing i have been wondering is why you have no reviews for this wonderful story.
keep up the good work, you deserve far more,
Snarky
Author's Response:
*shrugs* Spread the word, LOL
Summary - All Human. Edward turns sixteen. Emmett forces him to go to a strip club for his birthday. Bella is dared to be a strip dancer for the night. What will happen to two virgins when they meet? De-virginizing Edward, never entered contest but now is longer than one shot.
This banner is made by my very close friend in this fandom - Chynnadoll36
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2117759/chynnadoll36
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15046 Read Count: 5835
Date: 16 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
X) Hawt.
and i could't help but imagine that they yelled out "EXCLAMATION POINT!"
gropes,
SNARKY
Some morning fun with the major and the doctor. Slash AU/AH.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Jasper/Carlisle (slash)
Genre: Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2426 Read Count: 740
Date: 31 May 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Yowza. That was some pretty hot shit.
Author's Response:
Thank you :)
