God you crack me the hell up!

Thank you so much for the double chapter update. That was a VERY NICE Christmas gift. Relly like that E&B found their own little bubble at dinner. That was nice. The boy is learning quickly.

Poor Bella, once he finds her story though. However, it will be interesting to see how he will try to influence the outcome once he gets over his outrage.

Hope your holiday was a good one. Can't wait for the next update.

VR13

Merrrrry Christmas!

I can't wait for the next chapter.

The prank on Emmett was awesome!  Laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair!

Merry Christmas!

Thanks for the update!

Catherine

Ok, he is the cutest thing - what's with this date that he has withe Emmett's cousin!

Edward in the shower... is all I am saying!  my heart breaks for how little Bella thinks of herself and Edwards selfloathing is overwhelming. They both need a little break

I - am - speachless - with laughter and complete mortification! I am actually blushing because Bella is - nuts and I completely get her. She is me only her .... facepalms..... and she gets the guy.... shit... 

oh dear lord - this is like watching a crash... you know it's going to happen and you can't do anything to stop it! SHE IS GOING TO CRACK UNDER PRESSURE AND CONFESS - covering my face again with my fingers - ohgod, ohgod, I can't look, but I have to....

There are no words right now - my stomach hurts... i'm in tears and I need to pee - AGAIN!

1 - feeling sorry for Edward - man whore or not, he didn't deserve that treatment.

2 - Bella - nice save - but I don't think that this is the end of it

and 3 - WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING BELLA????? HIS BED? REALLY? OMG!

oh dear god Bella - DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!! No good can come of this!!!!!!!!!!!! she isn't going to listen to me is she??? SHIT!

oh dear - dreams can be confusing!

loved this chapter!

oh lord this is priceless!

oh my god - this is going to be brillian!

What a great chapter. I am glad that Bella finally got to see the real Edward. I hope he is here to stay. That other guy didn't fit him very well.

Okay, this is only my second review of your stories, but come on...  Where is the next chapter?  I should have known not to read it until it was finished.  I cannot handle the wait for the next chapter!  Though part of me would have rather had Edward wait to talk to her until Alice mentioned at the bbq that Bella was late.  But I guess he would of had to have had this conversation with Angela around.  So I guess not.  

So, is the next chapter ready yet?

How about now?

Now?

UHG!

Gosh I cant wait til they share a kiss.

Woooowwwwww... Bella's dream!! :-)

just started reading this story a day ago love it so far think i have figured out who some of her reviewers are but reading on to see if i am right.  :)

i deff think esme and emmett are in the list though :) and perhaps alice.

I've got to say I didn't bother to keep track of the OMG moments because quite frankly the entire story is riddled with them. I have to admit I'm lovin' it though because you get to see how Edward has realized just with Bella's arrival in the neighborhood and her subsequent new friendship with his sister that he really is a cad and needs to work on improving himself.

You have to feel badly for both of them because all Bella wanted to do was get to know her neighbor a little better without having to ask embarrassing questions. Edward just wanted peace and quiet on that first day and then understand why she'd snoop around his house.

Can't wait to read what happens next.

I so love this story Thanks.  Esme is young at heart???  What was Edward sorting out was it stuff for her class room???  Cant wait for more.

never before thought about the genetics of towel/hat racks....

Our friends reacted like normal people do...berating themselves when the other person isn't around. That's how life is. It was a great chapter and I can't wait to see what's next for these two.

Hahaha! You always make me laugh! I loved Edward's inner dialogue! It was very entertaining.

Poor Bella though. At least she is happy that she was honest though. I hope Angela doesn't screw things up when she gets there. However she did help Bella see the positive side of the conversation though.

Looking forward to these two finally getting together. The first kiss will be faboulus, let alone the first "time".

Eagerly awaiting next instalment. :)

Thanks!!

I am glad he can see what an ass he is and poor Bella did wrong but she didnt do it to be mean and I  think he understands that now.  I cant wait for more

he needs to grovel a little!  But he still has a lot of growing up to do.....and you are doing a great job of showing us that transition.

lol I think his dick might need to upgrade to a hard hat when Charlie gets wind of this!!

Rotf!!! Hysterical, she just needed to shut up lmao. Crazy, insane chapter. I couldn't stop laughing. Thanx for updating

Great chapter! I would want to be swallowed into the ground if that was me!

best chapter yet  loved it

LOL I'm mortified and it didn't happen with me, lol

Why cut it off there?  Why not just finish the night off?

Thank you for a wonderful chapter in the dark with these two wonderful people.

Fiorella

Ohh sometimes people like Alice should keep their traps shut... it reminds me of my older sister, if you do something she does not like or thinks you should not do, she tittle tattals to my parents, and you would not beleive she is 38, childish I know.

For example my sister is going in for an emergency c-secton this weekend, so I thought it would be nice to send her flowers to let her know I am thinking of her.. my sister thought it would be best to wait till after the c-section, in the end I could not get the same day delivery in London so I never ordered them.  So that night when she spoke to my mother she told her about it and then my mother rang me telling me that I was being insensitive and that not everything could be fixed with flowers.  Yep I felt like an ass for something I thought would be nice, and got into a fight with my mother for something I did not do in the end.

Sometimes people should just mind their own business and this is one of them for Alice!

Cant wait to see what happens wit Dinner, bring it on!

Very much enjoyed this portion of their evening. Found myself smiling throughout most of the chapter. :D

Poor Edward talks about the horny teenage boys, I get the feeling he is about to turn into one again Ha!

Definitely a point for him to ponder. Wonder where he will end up? I'm feeling sorry for Bella when she has to answer the bed question. :)

It was great, can't wait to see how you take this to the ineveitable end. :)

Thanks for sharing!

Bonnie

Fabulous chapter, keep up the good work. Look forward to another posting.

Always good to see the story from Edward's POV.  I like that he has gained a conscience after the Kate mishap.  Maybe something good will come from his affairs and he will return to the man Alice knows he is capable of.  And that is so great that he totally busted her on the fanfiction website.  I can't wait to see if he looks up the website to see what its about and stumbles across a VERY familiar story - it's going to be EPIC!

As for the non-date candlelight dinner, I wouldn't expect anything less than Bella freaking out and fainting.  Let's see how the rest of the night goes :)

You are very good at writing and delivering comedy in your story, and I find myself laughing out loud on a regular basis.  Great talent that I hope you continue to display as these 2 bumble along into something more eventually [at least I hope]. 

bannerday!  So nice to see you again - I'm taking a short break from the "other" site to read here and found your latest story - any chance that "Scooby" will appear in this tale?  (or tail??)  Just askin'!  Anyway - love it so far...but why doesn't my neighborhood ever have an EC across the street?  Hope that THIS BS and EC make it together like the Transfer's did - and I'm liking this Bella sooo much.  Hyperbole!  I had to laugh...I taught Bible fellowship this morning and explained polyptoton, antanaclasis, and benedictio as part of the teaching!  Figures of speech, you gotta love them! 

From your ever faithful reader, Momma Laura

hmmm...he reaches for her as she starts to crumple. The angle isn't quite right and he finds himself off-balance. His touch sparks her adrenaline and she watches in slow motion as he falls with her, his arms around her, he's turning them so she doesn't hit the floor. His head hits the edge of the cabinet on the way down (or the candle slips and hits him in the head), he lands first, slightly stunned, Bella in his arms, on top, of him. (deep breath) Dark, humming, feeling each other's stuttering breaths. Looking deeply into each other's eyes. Lips so close, bodies perfectly aligned.

Then the lights come back on and teh music is blaring "It's Raining Men, Hallelujah!"

she's gotta be in his arms ed is a good guy and wouldn't let her hit the floor. bella is gonna have to fess up or she is gonna have a stroke! LOL

Nah... not the floor.  Edward was a gentleman and caught her.

time to start school! this should be interesting now that all of the usual suspects are in play. i wonder who ed is to alice...?

i was wondering how long bella's luck would hold out and how long ed would be oblivious, looks like the trueth has come out and now we gotta see how eddie will deal with his snooping little swan.

heehee bella is thinking way too much about all of this but it will definately make for a great fic. both hers and yours.

Alice meet Bella the one that will change your brothers whorish ways lol.

Poor Bella of course she has no chance in staying away from Edward who would? Thanx for updating. Hope to c u soon

Author's Response:

Hi lovingrobpatz!

*grin*...you can show up on my doorstep any time...provided you bring your laptop so you can keep up with this story!  I'd hate to slow you down.

Just keeps getting better and better.

Catherine

Are there any houses for sale or rent in their neighborhood?

Anxiously awaiting the next chapter.

I just jumped over to this story and have found it to be quite entertaining.  I look forward to your next chapter!