What the Hell, this is like a bad episode of Soap! Why does everyone want something from me? I'm not that special, honest.    Eclipse AU Part 3 of the 'We Can't Series'

When a womans most intense sexual desire is to cheat on her partner her shadow can only get darker.

A small change, a single decision, and secrets are spilled. Suddenly, a future opens out that will change everything you know about True Blood. Starts in Season 2, episode 2.

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After Jacob saves Bella from her death, she decides to take a change on a new love with her best friend. 

Set in New Moon AU

Take one ill fit bride and add one clueless groom and watch experts arrange what they deem the ‘perfect’ marriage that proves to be inconvenient to everyone involved but the happy couple. Mix in a healthy dose of scepticism, resentment, and rivalry along with some disturbing ‘senior’ moments and you might come close to getting what this story is about.

This is me needing to write something fun and light while the angst continues elsewhere… E/S and any other disturbing coupling you can think off (nothing graphic I swear! I need to retain some sanity through it all…)

E/S – Wildly AU and OOC – Rated M

It has been a few months since the last encounter between the Cullens and the Volturi. Carlisle and Esme travel to New York for a medical conference. Alice has predicted that they will return to Forks with a new member to their family, a chronically ill human at that. With the Volturi battle still fresh in their minds, how will everyone cope with the new addition?

*Book 1

In the hot, dry desert, can the Prince find true love or will an arranged marriage dry his heart into sand, or it will she be an oasis to his heart? E&B HEA

Time can be a funny. Sometimes it's cruel. Sometimes it's not. What happens when it's got Bella Swan and Edward Cullen in its webs. A/U B&E All Human. (Please remember this is a fictional story, please suspend your disbelief and just enjoy. Thanks!)  

This is an outtake from my story The Alpha. The moment where Peter turns Charlotte.

It is possible to recover from a broken heart.

Anything Goes Contest Entry

Edward Masen is the most popular escort working for Esme Platt. He’s the best at what he does and no woman ever goes unsatisfied. He’s smooth, sexy, dangerous and in control. In many ways. His employer holds him to this job due to the debt he needs to repay her. He’s a slave to the job in more ways than one. He lives in the best apartments, dresses in the nicest clothes and drives the best cars. All of it, though, can disappear in a moment’s notice all because Esme knows Edward’s secret. 

Isabella Swan is an heiress to the Swan fortune. Her father, Charlie Swan, owns a string of high end hotels and resorts all over the world. Bella, as her friends call her, is also going through a nasty divorce from her husband, Riley. He cheated on Bella with the limo driver, the gardener, the pool boy and Bella’s assistant, Maggie. She’s bitter and angry, hating all men and abhorring her soon-to-be ex-husband. 

Charlie is having a grand opening for his newest hotel in Seattle, Swan Towers. Bella is expected there, with a date for the lavish party. Rose, Bella’s best friend, suggested that she use a male escort, handing her Esme Platt’s card. Bella calls and asks for the best. Edward arrives, all suave and debonair, but detached and cold. However, the attraction between the two is palpable. 

Will they succumb to their attraction? Will Edward pull Bella down the dark path in his need for control? Or will Bella be his light? Or is all of this a ploy for Buying Love?

Banners by Mina! Thank you!

Spider-Man gets a sidekick; a broken Scarlet Ashby's life is changed over night when Spider-Man asks her to be her sidekick.

Only problem is, Scarlet hides a secret that no one knows.

The birth of a child is usually a large and wondrous affair in an estate. However that was not the case for those at Longbourn. After bringing forth their second child, Mrs. Bennet passes from this world. How does this one event effect the characters we all have come to love. A story of loss, misunderstanding and eventually finding love again. The first in a series of stories.

 What if life wasn't over after death? For Bella it seemed as if her life was just beginning,it's not what she had planned,but she'll make it perfect. With a lot of Death and forbidden love, what's not to love about this new life? What's a girl to do when death has handed her lemons? Make lemonade of course! Just Call Me Death.... and Death loves Jimmy Choos!

 Previously written under Hello Nurse! Same author different name!

Bella has been working in seattle hospital for the best part of her career after a bad experiance and break up she makes the choice to move back to her home town, looking for that much needed new start. When starting at Forks Genral Hospital she meets Dr. Cullen. join them on there joruney.

WARNING LEMONS

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"WEAOWEAOWEAOWEAOWEAO..."
It had been going on for hours.
Robin had had enough.
He stormed into the living room and threw his library book on the floor. "WILL YOU BE QUIET!?"
Everyone in the living room froze.
What's wrong with getting grounded? Join Shulk and his friends as they hangout with Mallory "MJ" Hopeman and her cousins of meddling horror. Humor weaves through their fun daily lives as the gang have fun just by Smashing through a Monday.

P.S. Please do not chase Robin. We are not responsible for any resulting casualties.

The continuing story from the fic Homecoming. Better description coming soon.

Robin never imagined he'd spend Christmas Eve trapped in an airport waiting for his girlfriend to come home. Reflet never imagined she'd spend Christmas Eve trapped in an airport with a hot foreign stranger she has no chance with.

It's Valentine's Day! Elena has a love/hate relationship with Valentine's Day. Can Stefan change it and make her just love the day? S/E    

A brief glimpse into a troubled mind and the fight to keep going. 

Bella had it all, until she lost it. When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, is it reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end?

An imagine popped into my brain-box most-way through Monday evening. In this image I ‘saw’ Eric holding a gold-painted metal music box – small, old but not antique, well-tended but nothing special…and voilà: Ten Years Later was born.

It's JJ's birthday and Will tries for the perfect gift, does he succeed?  Only M/F, M/M/F with no M/M.  Update 8.21.16 - definitely smutty which shouldn't be a surprise at this point.

Steam has many connotations in this story.  Some plot, a lot of smut.  Hotch is angry, JJ is the only one who can reach him but gets more than she bargained for.  Yes inspired in part by recent events and only wish that things had turned out differently for CBS/TG.  I don't want to debate it or point fingers, just want to say I will miss my favorite character but plan to keep Hotch and JJ living happily ever after and keep having lots of sex in my AU fanfic land.  This story is mostly Hotch/JJ but the other characters make guest appearances.

Bella is now mated to Garrett. She's not sure what that entails precisely since Edward kept her in the dark about...... Well, everything.  

Eclipse AU   Part 2 of the 'We Can't Series'  

I'm not a nerd. I'm just "allergic" to anything illegal, life threatening and unintelligent. I love being at home, reading my books and writing my fan fiction stories. It brings me joy, and anything else is just irrelevant as far as I'm concerned, including men. Well, that was until he walked into my life. A/H Edward/Bella Romance-Humor HEA Mature Content and Strong Language.

AU in 1950s Paris. Celebrated private detective Charlie Swan is hired to investigate wealthy playboy Edward Cullen who is suspected of having an affair with a rich businessman's wife. Charlie's innocent but overly curious daughter Bella gets too involved with the case. Based on the plot of the 1957 Billy Wilder movie "Love in the Afternoon." Drabble. Updates EVERY DAY. AH, HEA.

Banner by Rita01tx. Beta'd by Frannie Walsh.

Edward is a self-proclaimed Dominant and P.I. with a grudge. Bella and her brother are his target for revenge. Will he adhere to his mission for revenge, or fall in love with the one woman he shouldn't and bring forth her deepest desires?

"I submit because I need it. I submit because for the first time in my life things feel right, and because I've never felt freer then when I'm kneeling before you with your collar around my neck engraved with your iniials." AH/Non-Canon

His pack tried to tell him to leave Bella Swan alone, that if he didn't he would loose everything. But he wouldn't listen and made the worst mistake of his life! WIll Jacob be able to hold on to the one that loved him through it all and never let her go? Or will one terrible mistake cost him his world?

The battle with the newborns was about to begin, The Wolves and Vampires were working together to protect Bella, but it was  coming at a price. Eclipse AU Sequel to 'When Did I Become Invisible?' Short Story (4 Chaps) Again published 2 chaps at a time.

So it wasn't Delhi Belly after all, well how was I to know. He said it couldn't happen, that should have been my first clue.

This is the last part of the series. (Wedding Series part 5) Short-Story (6 Chaps). Twilight Saga AU

One shot, AU. Edward's life has changed and he's not looking forward to the family's semi-annual trip.

When a imprint isn't right

Former FBI Special Agent Edward Cullen along former LAPD Homicide Detective and his-now-wife Bella Swan-Cullen; Hoodoo Man Sam Uley and his wife Angela Uley, who is a very powerful psychic; former Chicago Police Captain Emmett Cullen and his wife Lauren Cullen, also a very powerful psychic and sister to Angela Uley, have formed a detective agency, The Down on the Bayou Detective Agency.  Come along with them as they investigate the normal, strange and unusual in their files.

Successful Lawyer Edward Cullen and college student Isabella Swan both have very dark and extreme appetites for pleasure. The two meet one afternoon and the attraction is instantaneous. Certain that the other will never accept their personal lifestyle choices, they fight the almost irresistible draw to one another not realizing that they both have more in common than they realize. NC-17 for a very good reason. Multiple partnering, non-canon kind of.

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In Vanity and Patience, Rosalie's patience and pride are tested, as she is forced to endure Emmett's struggle for control as a blood-thirsty newborn and wait for him to notice her. . Can he control his thirst enough to recognize his soulmate in his beautiful angel before it's too late? 

This is a collection of V&P's side-shots, from Emmett's point of view.

Warning: Lemons in future chapters. Rated NC-17 for a reason. Violence, adult language, drugs, assault, and sexual content.

 Part of:

Alice wonders where it all went wrong.  Twilight AU,

It's been a long five years for my sister and I. Hello I'm Isabella Swan but I prefer Bella. My sister Rosalie and I are headed to Los Angela's California. Well us and our little girl's. Clara Jane Swan age 3 and Lillian Rose Swan age 3. Yeah our girls are the same age born on the same day it was weird how it all went down, but that's not the story I'm about to share with you. Anyways, we are now just boarded our flight in Seattle to head to Cali, we are leaving our home of Forks, Washington. A place we have called home all our lives. We have no family here anymore so it's for the best. Our ex-husbands were ass holes. We should have known with those two thick as thieves, they grew up together, so it was only right for them to cheat on their wives together. I bet your wondering who our ex-husbands are well I'll tell you. Royce King and Jacob Black, If you're wondering why our kids don't have their father's last name well the thing is they never wanted the girls so when we were divorced they signed over their rights and we made damn sure that there was no way they could renig on that deal. So we are now going to live with our dad in Cali. He is going to help us get on our feet and get a place. Let me tell you. Daddy wasn't to please to hear that his little girls were miss treated. So when we are finally in the air those two were going to get a visit from one of dad's old police buddy's from Seattle. Now dad isn't in the line of duty anymore.

Well, the wedding was a success, let's hope the honeymoon is too.

Bella is sick of Edward's "We can't Bella!" stance, so either he bends the rules or she leaves him this time.     One-shot Eclipse AU

From the moment of her birth, Edward Masen has had a soft spot for Isabella Swan, a servant taken in when tragedy strikes her family. As she grows, so do Edward's feelings, but life seems to throw up a string of impediments. When an opportunity presents itself, he must act carefully if they can be together in the light of day. Age of Edward 2015 entry.

Well now that's sorted, what about the future? This is what's on Bella's mind.   Breaking Dawn Pt 1 AU

Bella is hurt, Jake's a moron and Charlie finally opens his eyes. Eclipse AU

Bella thought life was good. She thought her husband, Edward, loved her and their girls, so she's shattered when he comes out of nowhere threatening to leave if she doesn't see what her PPD is doing to them. A story about Postpartum Depression and Bella's fight to overcome it and be the wife and mother she was meant to be.

Her outward beauty entices him, her innocent optimism intrigues him, her loving heart ensnares him. A lighthearted, fluffy tale about how a twenty-something's sanguine leash on life brings joy and happiness to even the gruffest member of the Playboy Club. A/H

Bella sits in the forest as Edward leaves and she's more than just a little pissed off, she's amazed.  Twilight AU

Bella is hurt by Alice and really confused by Edward's reaction. But she soon sees the reason why.  Twilight Saga AU