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Night Train by GeezerWench Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 38] New!
Summary: Past Featured Story

Bella's been doing pretty well after getting through that rough patch. Moved across the country, owns her little house, has a pretty good job, and discovered a fascination with watching trains. Life was good, though a little dull. She should have realized the supernatural was never far behind. Written for the 2016 BiT Awards at BetterinTexasFiction. Collaborator: rissbenzo. Peter/Bella

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Title: Night Train

Author: GeezerWench  

Characters / Pairing: Bella / Peter 

Genre: romance, action, drama, humor  

Rating: MA / NC-17

Beta/Pre-Reader: none 

Banner by: GeezerWench 

Words: n/a

Prompt/inspiration: rissbenzo

Work in Progress

Disclaimer: Derivative work. I make no money.

A/N: With much prompting and encouragement from rissbenzo, I started writing. Entered the first chapter in the Better in Texas Fiction 2016 BiT Awards.

Charlie Hunnam as Peter Whitlock

Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan

Billy Burke as Charlie Swan


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Peter
Genre: Action, Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 23891 Read Count: 3805
[Report This] Published: 25 Jun 2016 Updated: 27 Mar 2017
Summary:

This is the second part of the story Teller,Trager, Winston Saga


Categories: Sons of Anarchy
Characters: Clay/Gemma, Clay/Other Character, Gemma/John, Gemma/Tig, Half-Sack/Cherry, Happy/OC, Jax/Other Character, Jax/Tara, Jax/Wendy, Opie/Donna
Genre: Action, Adventure, Angst, Drama, Erotica, Family, Fantasy, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Teller, Winston, Trager Saga
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3525 Read Count: 32
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2017 Updated: 27 Mar 2017
Summary:

Altered Paths

 

 

 

What happens when Jasper makes a discovery he simply can’t ignore?

 

Will contain: language, violence, explicit sex, drinking, smoking, gambling

 

 


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Family, Horror, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9295 Read Count: 113
[Report This] Published: 27 Mar 2017 Updated: 27 Mar 2017
Teachers and TA's by GSRgirlforever Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 207] New!
Summary:

Bella is a Master's student who is forced to take a freshman class because her counselor "forgot" to make sure she took it. Edward is a last minute teacher added to the class Bella needs to take. The relationship between the two quickly transform to something more than just teacher and student. Photobucket 23-1 Backgrounds_zpsb05b9cc0


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 53944 Read Count: 38220
[Report This] Published: 10 Jul 2011 Updated: 24 Mar 2017
Flash Fire by TheDarkestFallingStar Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 28] New!
Summary:

Flash Fire

 

She sacrificed a lot for her brother so he could escape hell. Now in isolation, will she find her own happiness or will war come knocking once more?

 

Drabble Fic


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Garrett
Genre: Action, Angst, Friendship, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 92 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 42595 Read Count: 20673
[Report This] Published: 19 Jun 2016 Updated: 22 Mar 2017
Summary:

when the past comes knocking

In a time of war three sides look for the mighty Siren Wolf of mutant lore. But Isa hasn’t been the same since she had lost her mate… so when she find out he is alive, she couldn’t help but go to him. Except; he doesn’t remember who she is. - MULTI -

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Categories: Twilight, X-Men, Alternate Universe, Crossover
Characters: Bella/Logan (Wolverine)
Genre: Action, Angst, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance, Supernatural, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 26794 Read Count: 8448
[Report This] Published: 27 Apr 2015 Updated: 04 Mar 2017
Summary:

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Bella and Jasper feel trapped in their marriages and stifled living with the Cullens. When a mysterious note is sent to them urging them to go, do they take the bait and leave? Of course they do. Join Bella and Jasper as they go on an excellent adventure and perhaps discover a few surprises along the way.

Banner by Sparkling Fae


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Adventure, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14219 Read Count: 235
[Report This] Published: 23 Feb 2017 Updated: 23 Feb 2017
Summary:

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Edward surprises Bella with an anniversary she'll never forget. Sometimes fate takes us to new, unfamiliar places. Other times, it brings us right back to where we started. My FAGE 9 piece written for Everleigh Allen. Rated M for some adultish things.

 

 

 

Banner by beegurl13


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13667 Read Count: 1443
[Report This] Published: 23 Feb 2017 Updated: 23 Feb 2017
Summary:

After six weeks of watching the emotional roller coaster Eric and Sookie have been placed on due to their new bond and their feelings for one another, Pam decides it's time to bring them both together again. With Sookie on board with her plan, Fangtasia and especially Eric are in for a night not soon to be forgotten...naturally for more reasons than one.


Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood
Characters: Eric/Other Character, Eric/Pam (sexual relationship), Eric/Sookie, Sookie/Other Character
Genre: Action, Drama, Erotica, Friendship, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3616 Read Count: 36
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2017 Updated: 17 Feb 2017
Summary:

rescue

 

"As a cinematographer, I've given some thoughts to how I might die, but never in my wildest dreams did I think I'd die of dehydration, cut up and bleeding while perched in a tree in the middle of the Australian outback. As you can see, Sam is down below. He's an insane and perpetually randy, 7-foot tall, alpha-male kangaroo, and he belongs to that equally mental bloke, Cullen."


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Action, Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Action-Adventure, Happily Ever After, Romantic Comedy
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 172240 Read Count: 23361
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2014 Updated: 16 Feb 2017
Summary:

Months (and years) after Garuga's defeat, the Shepherds along with exalt Sokara and dracoknight Marco are finally able to live in peace. Until a new foreign land led by a vile Queen submerges it's deeds to revive the fallen Titan Hydra back to life, only one Thief can save the outcomes to the unwritten destiny on Akardos. Spin-off for the KvD LA series!


Categories: Original Fiction, Drama, Action, Fantasy, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Young Adult
Characters: None
Genre: Action, Adventure, Angst, Drama, Family, Fantasy, Friendship, Historical, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Mystery, Young Adult
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Action-Adventure, Happily Ever After, Holiday, YA - High School
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 68432 Read Count: 52
[Report This] Published: 10 Jan 2017 Updated: 16 Feb 2017
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Five years ago they were together, but then his weather girl got a new job in a new city and he was benched. Now, he's got a new job in her city and he's back in play. Will he score the goal, or will the game be called due to rain?

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 25614 Read Count: 13229
[Report This] Published: 08 Jul 2016 Updated: 26 Jan 2017
Blood Master by Wonwordful Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 367]
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Banner by IpsitaC77

Beta: EdwardsFirstKiss

COMPLETE. When Bella asked the ruby-eyed vampire to end her life, she never expected him to 'kidnap' her instead. Who is he, and where is he taking her? A crazy adventure begins, unravelling unprecedented secrets. World travel. AU/OOC. NC17 for strong language, some violence and mild BDSM.

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Action-Adventure, Dominance and submission, Romantic Comedy
Series: None
Chapters: 41 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 131671 Read Count: 65386
[Report This] Published: 26 Dec 2015 Updated: 23 Jan 2017
Summary:


 


On Bonfire Night, secrets are revealed, gifts are received, one of three kings is deposed, and a new queen ascends.


Banner by: Kittyinaz


Written for the Kittyinaz December 2016 Writing Challenge with the theme “Christmas Carols.” I won first place!


Category: The Originals / Twilight / Vampire Diaries crossover


Genre: action, drama, supernatural, some humor


Rating: M (character death. Not a main character)


Categories: Twilight, The Vampire Diaries/The Originals, Crossover
Characters: Bella/Klaus
Genre: Action, Drama, Humor, One-Shot, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5758 Read Count: 245
[Report This] Published: 14 Jan 2017 Updated: 14 Jan 2017
Summary:

Dragon Heart

 

Not all dragons were bad, not all were simply just dragons either and those who held the dragon’s heart was a blessing indeed.


Categories: Lord of the Rings, Twilight, Crossover
Characters: Bella/Fili
Genre: Action, Adventure, Angst, Drama, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance, Supernatural, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Changing of Tales
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 116164 Read Count: 9740
[Report This] Published: 28 Sep 2015 Updated: 24 Dec 2016
Summary:

"When the time comes that snow and thunder collide, a miscommunication shall mark a time of serenity and a change of leadership."

Amnesiac Dracoknight Marco travels with Sokara and the legendary Delyran Shepherds to re-route the cause of a great threat that is controlled by the opposite territory of Akardos.


Categories: Original Fiction, Drama, Action, Fantasy, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Young Adult
Characters: None
Genre: Action, Adventure, Angst, Drama, Family, Fantasy, Friendship, Historical, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Mystery, Romance, Young Adult
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13048 Read Count: 112
[Report This] Published: 01 Nov 2016 Updated: 08 Dec 2016
Road trip to love by dna2679 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 104]
Summary:

EMMETT AND BELLA ARE LIKE BROTHER AND SISTER, BEST FRIENDS. EMMETT IS WITH ROSALIE AND BELLA WITH EDWARD BUT THEIR RELATIONSHIPS AREN'T WHAT THEY SEEM. TRYING TO CHEER UP EMMETT SHE DECIDES TO TAKE HIM ON A ROAD TRIP. WHILE THEY ARE LOOKING FOR HIS HAPPINESS, WILL THEY FIND MORE THAN THEY BARGINED FOR?


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Emmett
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 50 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 135467 Read Count: 17434
[Report This] Published: 19 Jun 2010 Updated: 25 Nov 2016
Summary:

A Cursed Blessing by TheDarkFallingStar

 

In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.

 

Bilbo/Thorin


Categories: Lord of the Rings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bilbo/Thorin
Genre: Action, Adventure, Drama, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 40253 Read Count: 378
[Report This] Published: 26 Sep 2016 Updated: 07 Nov 2016
The Dress EPOV O/S by Redtini Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

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Edward Cullen: Successful, arrogant, dominant, whorehound. Bella Swan: Confident, ambitious, seductress, workaholic. Two COO's with one goal: To stop at nothing to reach the top. Even if it means pushing the other person over the edge. This is a one shot and EPOV.


Categories: Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2039 Read Count: 678
[Report This] Published: 30 Oct 2016 Updated: 30 Oct 2016
Summary:

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Harry’s fifth year take a whole new spin when Draco owes him a life debt. But Harry makes another deal instead, one that will forever change his life.


Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Harry Potter/Willow (OC)
Genre: Adventure, Drama, Family, Fantasy, Friendship, Horror, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 43889 Read Count: 450
[Report This] Published: 05 Jul 2016 Updated: 10 Oct 2016
Summary:

My first Mature MFB fanfic. Join the MFB gang as they head out to Disney World and have 'fun'. Takes place in Virginia and Florida AU.
FULL STORY posted in progress. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! Pairings: GingXKyo, ReiXJin, ChaoxXiang, FaustXDamian, ZeoXToby. Storyline inspired by HawkearOfWindclan's Back to the Basics.


Categories: Alternate Universe, Beyblade
Characters: Jinga Strife/Reiji Mizuchi
Genre: Action, Adventure, Angst, Drama, Erotica, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance, Slash, Suspense/Thriller, Young Adult
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After, Holiday
Series: None
Chapters: 37 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 87338 Read Count: 355
[Report This] Published: 12 Sep 2016 Updated: 07 Oct 2016
Summary:

The universe is an endless expanse of a thing and in the multi-verse everything that can happen either has happened or will happen.


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Spencer/JJ
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: The Roads Series
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4053 Read Count: 183
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2014 Updated: 25 Sep 2016
Summary: Past Featured Story

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I was having a really bad day. Boys are persistent, and Edward Cullen is laughing at me. A little daydreaming never hurt anybody. AU BPOV


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories I've Already read
Chapters: 41 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 175228 Read Count: 53539
[Report This] Published: 29 Dec 2013 Updated: 24 Sep 2016
Summary:

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Going on horrible dates was something that Bella always did well at. Nothing made her happier then to see the back of a man as he fled to get away from her. She was having so much fun until she ended up on a date with the most chauvinistic man in New York. How could one date have gone so wrong? Now her little tricks maybe the reason she is forced to stay with a man she loathes.    

THANK YOU TO IPSITA CHAUDHURI FOR HER AMAZING BANNER!


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: Stories I've Already read, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 54413 Read Count: 21301
[Report This] Published: 10 Sep 2014 Updated: 19 Sep 2016
Summary:

The crazy times of the Kingdom Hearts cast in high school. Setting at Twilight Town (Ocean Blvd.) based on south east Florida. On Hiatus. Please READ AND REVIEW! :D
Visit the OFFICIAL WEBSITE in chapter 15!!! :D


Categories: Alternate Universe, Kingdom Hearts
Characters: Roxas/Axel
Genre: Drama, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 50641 Read Count: 204
[Report This] Published: 12 Sep 2016 Updated: 12 Sep 2016
Summary:

"WEAOWEAOWEAOWEAOWEAO..."
It had been going on for hours.
Robin had had enough.
He stormed into the living room and threw his library book on the floor. "WILL YOU BE QUIET!?"
Everyone in the living room froze.
What's wrong with getting grounded? Join Shulk and his friends as they hangout with Mallory "MJ" Hopeman and her cousins of meddling horror. Humor weaves through their fun daily lives as the gang have fun just by Smashing through a Monday.

P.S. Please do not chase Robin. We are not responsible for any resulting casualties.


Categories: crackfic, Fire Emblem, Super Smash Bros
Characters: Robin (Avatar)/Dark Pit (Pittoo, Robin/Shulk/Lucina
Genre: Family, Fantasy, Friendship, Humor, Parody/Crackfic, Supernatural, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 36451 Read Count: 367
[Report This] Published: 09 Sep 2016 Updated: 11 Sep 2016
Worlds Apart by Falco276 Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Robin never imagined he'd spend Christmas Eve trapped in an airport waiting for his girlfriend to come home. Reflet never imagined she'd spend Christmas Eve trapped in an airport with a hot foreign stranger she has no chance with.

 

 


Categories: Fire Emblem, Alternate Universe
Characters: Robin/Chrom, Robin/Marth
Genre: Drama, Family, Friendship, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16472 Read Count: 59
[Report This] Published: 06 Sep 2016 Updated: 06 Sep 2016
Safe Harbor by OzellaMarie Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 57]
Summary:

After receiving unsettling news, Bella Swan has found herself in the small, quiet town of Safe Harbor, and the daunting task of saying goodbye to the only man she ever loved. But what happens when a secret threatens what she thought was true love and another walks into her life promising forever?

A/H Edward/Bella Romance-Humor-Hurt-Comfort HEA Mature Content and Strong Language.


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8576 Read Count: 3369
[Report This] Published: 04 Aug 2016 Updated: 04 Sep 2016
Summary:

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So, what will Eric Northman do when True Blood is over? How did True Blood even come about? Romantic, Dramatic, and semi-Humorous tale of what could have been/might could be. E/S, Godric is Eric's Maker (naturally!), no vamp Bill, and with some/many elements from THAT BOOK SERIES. This story is definitely AU, and is not meant to be taken TOO seriously.


Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 44797 Read Count: 3003
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2014 Updated: 31 Aug 2016
Summary: Past Featured Story

It's JJ's birthday and Will tries for the perfect gift, does he succeed?  Only M/F, M/M/F with no M/M.  Update 8.21.16 - definitely smutty which shouldn't be a surprise at this point.


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/JJ/Will
Genre: Erotica, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8706 Read Count: 5108
[Report This] Published: 18 Nov 2012 Updated: 21 Aug 2016
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Banner by Kyndall Viscia

What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: To Read, To Read (Geddy), Lilyellacullens want to read list!, Dumbi's Most Wanted
Chapters: 117 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 48228 Read Count: 353541
[Report This] Published: 31 May 2012 Updated: 11 Aug 2016
Summary:

I'm not a nerd. I'm just "allergic" to anything illegal, life threatening and unintelligent. I love being at home, reading my books and writing my fan fiction stories. It brings me joy, and anything else is just irrelevant as far as I'm concerned, including men. Well, that was until he walked into my life. A/H Edward/Bella Romance-Humor HEA Mature Content and Strong Language.


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2153 Read Count: 1442
[Report This] Published: 08 Aug 2016 Updated: 11 Aug 2016
Summary:

 

 

Sebastian Monroe shows up at the hide-out with an intriguing new recruit to the cause of the resistance. All he has to do is convince his friend, Miles Matheson, the guy in the form-fitting black and red suit is worth it. Who’d have thought Miles’ niece Charlie would try to shoot the guy that was going to help them win the revolution?

Written for the Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Superhero Fest 2016.

Crossover: Deadpool (movie) and Revolution (TV show)

 


Categories: Deadpool, Alternative Universe, Crossover
Characters: None
Genre: Action, Drama, Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1740 Read Count: 18
[Report This] Published: 09 Aug 2016 Updated: 09 Aug 2016
Getting Back Up by JenLem Rated: M [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Bella thought life was good. She thought her husband, Edward, loved her and their girls, so she's shattered when he comes out of nowhere threatening to leave if she doesn't see what her PPD is doing to them. A story about Postpartum Depression and Bella's fight to overcome it and be the wife and mother she was meant to be.


Categories: Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: Drama, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8499 Read Count: 351
[Report This] Published: 29 Jun 2016 Updated: 29 Jun 2016
Tempting Fate by speklez Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 18]
Summary:

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While Klaus is preoccupied with his budding relationship with a newly transformed Bella, Elijah has stepped up to the plate and taken over most of Klaus' responsibilities within New Orleans, all while also playing peacemaker between the two volatile personalities.

With his focus split, things begin to fall through the cracks as more and more humans are found throughout the city in transition between lives. As Elijah begins to close the holes in Dave's vague retelling of the plan belonging to the mystery mastermind, and Niklaus all but useless, he is forced to use other means to protect what matters most.

But, when a pair of confused and terrified hazel eyes paralyze his actions, how will Elijah react when nobility fails and action is all he has?

Sequel to Protecting Destiny. Part 2 of the Design Short Series. OOC, OC, NC, AU, Elijah/OC. Klaus/Bella. Rated for Language, adult content, and kisses of violent Gore.    


Categories: Twilight, The Vampire Diaries/The Originals, Crossover
Characters: Bella/Klaus
Genre: Action, Drama, Erotica, Horror, Humor, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Design Trilogy
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1615 Read Count: 1160
[Report This] Published: 03 Mar 2015 Updated: 12 Jun 2016
Summary:

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Bella and the Cullen's prepare themselves for an impromptu visit from The Denali's. When she realises Tanya will not back off even with knowing Edward's ring is on Bella's finger, she decides to fight dirty for once.


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1071 Read Count: 1046
[Report This] Published: 01 Jun 2016 Updated: 01 Jun 2016
Summary:

He’s a wizard in the muggle world. She’s a muggle-born who never received her letter. When their worlds collide, will his magic keep her away from him? Or will she have an effect on him instead? AU. Rated for language and adult situations.

 

 

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Categories: Alternate Universe, Harry Potter
Characters: Hermione/Ron Weasley
Genre: Fantasy, Friendship, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 89 Read Count: 47
[Report This] Published: 30 Apr 2016 Updated: 30 Apr 2016
Summary:

A Viking and a Swan

 

Prompt: Prompt #8 write a dialogue between the only two people at a bar late at night on Christmas Eve. One has a cell phone on the bar that keeps ringing.


Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood, Twilight, Alternate Universe, Crossover
Characters: Bella/Eric Northman
Genre: Drama, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, One-Shot, Romance, Supernatural, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1004 Read Count: 1209
[Report This] Published: 23 Apr 2016 Updated: 23 Apr 2016
Summary:

All Paths Lead Home


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She had given up hope of ever seeing her love again, she should have known that the fates wouldn’t be so cruel.

 

Finn/Bella


Categories: Twilight, The Vampire Diaries/The Originals, Crossover
Characters: None
Genre: Angst, Drama, Family, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, One-Shot, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1822 Read Count: 245
[Report This] Published: 23 Apr 2016 Updated: 23 Apr 2016
Summary:

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What’s a merc to do when he finds himself served with divorce papers and his wife has no recollection of him?



Categories: Deadpool, Twilight, Crossover
Characters: Deadpool/Bella
Genre: Action, Adventure, Erotica, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 52705 Read Count: 3327
[Report This] Published: 16 Nov 2015 Updated: 06 Apr 2016
Flushed by Lotus Wright Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Silly little lemon for Straight Thru the Heart contest. Something about public toilets, radical feminism and a hot guy with his dick hanging out. I never said it made any sense.


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Romantic Comedy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4171 Read Count: 593
[Report This] Published: 15 Mar 2016 Updated: 15 Mar 2016
Summary:

Montana, 1000 feet above the Missouri River, the last photo shoot before my vacation. The Cullen family, expanding the brand of their high-end whiskey, hired me to photograph their harvest. They chose an unknown male model to add sex to the campaign, and I knew working with an amateur would be a challenge. I never knew their seductive country boy would make me beg for more.

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13807 Read Count: 696
[Report This] Published: 14 Mar 2016 Updated: 14 Mar 2016
The Experience by aliciaw68 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

Summary: When a review about his restaurant appears on a renowned blog and shocks Chef Cullen, he plans the best way to make the reviewer understand his passion.


Categories: Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9380 Read Count: 672
[Report This] Published: 13 Mar 2016 Updated: 13 Mar 2016
Raised by Wolves by GeezerWench Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

After abruptly leaving Forks, Jasper’s utter detachment from life shows Alice he is already gone. Leaving the Cullens, Jasper wanders aimlessly. Eventually returning to Forks, he discovers the orphan that was raised by wolves. Written for the 2016 Straight thru the Heart anonymous story contest.


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Action, Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7249 Read Count: 2760
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2016 Updated: 12 Mar 2016
Love and Kids by hapakids Rated: M starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary:

lak

 

Bella and Edward had the perfect life. They had a beautiful home and four gorgeous kids. All of that is about to change when Bella finds out that Edward had lied to her about getting a vasectomy.  See where their adventure called 'life' goes.


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Family, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 64935 Read Count: 6009
[Report This] Published: 25 Feb 2016 Updated: 04 Mar 2016
Summary:

 

This is a story of how one dog's wire addictions brings about the love of a lifetime

 


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1641 Read Count: 1214
[Report This] Published: 03 Mar 2016 Updated: 03 Mar 2016
Getting Blitzed by Nolebucgrl Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 13]
Summary:

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The continuing adventures of Cockyback and Reed Girl. College is over and real life awaits. How will they handle the ups and downs thrown their way as Edward enters the NFL and Bella approaches graduation? Rated R for Rainbow. Sequel to Sideline Collision

 

Accidentally deleted and reposted on 2/7/16


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Bella's Must Reads!, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 61 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 299975 Read Count: 18699
[Report This] Published: 07 Sep 2014 Updated: 08 Feb 2016
Summary:

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"Alice, what do you mean when you say I'm already married?" 
"I meant just that, Edward. You can't get married because you're married, and since 1926. But it all doesn't make sense." 
"Then, apart from the fact that I've been married without my knowledge, what else doesn't make sense?" 
"Your wife was born in 1979." 
"What the f…?" 
"That's exactly what I thought when I read that line."

 

 


Categories: Harry Potter, Twilight, Alternate Universe, After Hogwarts, Crossover
Characters: Hermione/Edward Cullen
Genre: Drama, Family, Fantasy, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Mystery, Romance, Supernatural, Young Adult
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9859 Read Count: 1030
[Report This] Published: 06 Sep 2013 Updated: 24 Jan 2016
Must be Love by TwiAddictAnne Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 23]
Summary:

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To him, love is a myth. To her, love is everything. What happens when they become each other’s everything? What will that be? A drabble fic. All human. Canon couples. Rated for language and adult situations.


Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1927 Read Count: 2129
[Report This] Published: 25 Dec 2015 Updated: 22 Jan 2016
Summary:

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What if Bella was the youngest daughter of Galadriel, one who thought was lost but in hiding. What if Gandalf asks for her aid in Thorin's quest.


Categories: Lord of the Rings, Twilight, Crossover
Characters: Bella/Legolas
Genre: Action, Adventure, Angst, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Changing of Tales
Chapters: 38 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 121939 Read Count: 17360
[Report This] Published: 28 Sep 2015 Updated: 19 Jan 2016
Summary:

The third installment of Friends Like Theses takes us to Dave and Garcia's Adult's Only Christmas bash where JJ/Hotch get to explore the fun party games Garcia and Rossi have picked up from their favorite shop. Rated M.


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/JJ
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2453 Read Count: 373
[Report This] Published: 20 Dec 2015 Updated: 16 Jan 2016
Summary:

santa


 


Seven years after leaving Forks and La Push behind, Bella Swan is abruptly thrust back into the supernatural world. Guess who comes to save the day?


All characters belong to Stephenie Meyer. No copyright infringement intended. Mature readers 18 + only please.


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Sam
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6041 Read Count: 754
[Report This] Published: 30 Dec 2015 Updated: 30 Dec 2015
Holiday Road by mama4dukes Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 22]
Summary:

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Sam Uley has been living a quiet, secluded, somewhat boring life as a mail carrier in Forks. All that changes when he is forced to attend Charlie Swan's wedding with his entire crazy pack. Read on to see how the alpha's life does a complete 180.


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Sam
Genre: Family, Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiSup
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33427 Read Count: 9576
[Report This] Published: 30 Dec 2015 Updated: 30 Dec 2015
Besotted by mama4dukes Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

besotted

 

 

 

 

 

Love can be found in the most unusual places—a zombie apocalypse certainly counts as one. Join Caius Volturi as he conquers zombies and falls in love with the gun-wielding girl of his dreams.

 

 


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Caius
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15609 Read Count: 2619
[Report This] Published: 30 Dec 2015 Updated: 30 Dec 2015
Pump It Up by mama4dukes Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

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How does a guy get a girl to notice him? Join Edward and his buddies as they go on a journey of self-discovery. AH / OOC

 

 


Categories: All Human, Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Friendship, Humor
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8586 Read Count: 501
[Report This] Published: 30 Dec 2015 Updated: 30 Dec 2015
Summary:

When Charlie moves to La Push with Sue, Bella is welcome into the Cullen house wih open arms. What happens when there is a box found while cleaning out Bella's room? Cannon Pairings. Cullens - Vampires Bella - Human


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Family, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2506 Read Count: 377
[Report This] Published: 21 Dec 2015 Updated: 28 Dec 2015
Summary:

“It’s just a kiss,” he said, and like the moron I am, I believed him. Why did I think that I'd be able to stop after just one kiss? Because I’m an idiot, that’s why. Kissing him felt like heaven ... but resisting him? My personal Hell. All Human. Rated for language, mostly.


 


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Categories: All Human, Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: Friendship, Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4468 Read Count: 897
[Report This] Published: 02 Dec 2015 Updated: 02 Dec 2015
Summary:

Bella, a NY Jewish girl turns a bad break up and job loss in to something way cooler.  Being a nanny, for the kids of a hot Broadway producer.  But it's not easy when he's got a psycho assistent that hates your guts.  ExB, based on the hit show The Nanny.  Rated T.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 48 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 73603 Read Count: 10615
[Report This] Published: 13 Jun 2012 Updated: 01 Dec 2015
The holy man by jajafilm Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

 

Merlin is forced to reveal his magic to save others, and Arthur has a great explanation. How history and faith is created...

 


Categories: King Arthur/Merlin
Characters: None
Genre: Drama, Friendship, Humor, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 362 Read Count: 17
[Report This] Published: 27 Nov 2015 Updated: 27 Nov 2015
Summary:

Bella decides to move in with Charlie, when she realizes that her mom is missing her husband Phil. Once Bella moves and settles in with Charlie on the first night she begins to have weird dreams of the supernatural and a goddess, telling her the stories of the supernatural. Council meetings, vampires, werewolves, witches, warlocks, and many more… The goddess leaves Bella a gift the night before she starts school. “Yeah, a council meeting, things changed Bells. Forks, isn’t the same anymore.” AU


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Action, Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Sci-Fi, Supernatural, Young Adult
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Action-Adventure, Happily Ever After, Supernatural, YA - High School
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12393 Read Count: 1843
[Report This] Published: 07 Sep 2014 Updated: 25 Nov 2015
Summary:

Volturi's banquet hall prides in offering the perfect setting for your event. Whether it's a princess themed kid party or the wedding of your dreams. They just have what you need, even when you haven't realized you need it. Let's see what happens in a busy Saturday afternoon at Volturi's.


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Romantic Comedy
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13338 Read Count: 1484
[Report This] Published: 16 Nov 2015 Updated: 23 Nov 2015
Something Bad by meekobb Rated: M starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Bella had been sent to Forks for her protection to an ally of her husband’s while her family handled a long ongoing threat that returned. Neutralized once and for all, she is reunited with her family to dramatic display for the Cullens. They soon learn that Bella was not only a vampire the entire time, but a part of the Original family. Her short time away from the family is felt by them in more ways than one as she was the only one of them to truly hold onto her humanity despite the nature running through her veins. Only there is so more to her than even her own family knew.
Pairing: Klaus Mikaelson/Bella Swan


Categories: Twilight, The Vampire Diaries/The Originals, Crossover
Characters: Klaus/Other Character
Genre: Action, Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 38659 Read Count: 2545
[Report This] Published: 07 Jun 2015 Updated: 19 Nov 2015
Summary:

Edward Masen and Bella Swan, high school sweethearts who married young, have their lives turned upside down when Edward is “discovered”. Celebrity, tragedy, alcohol and excess dissolve what seems to be indestructible… or does it? Can love rise above fame and indulgence? Or does Hollywood truly alter what is good in a man?

 

 

 

Celebrity, Deconstructed Banner, by EvilNat


Categories: All Human, Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 56283 Read Count: 10326
[Report This] Published: 31 Jan 2012 Updated: 17 Nov 2015
Charlie's Skeletons by jmolly Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Written by Anthony, the brat husband of jmolly, who claims no responsibility for this insanity. Charlie wasn't always a cop. Bella and the Cullens discover he's been keeping more secrets from them, than they've been keeping from him


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Charlie/Renee
Genre: Adventure, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: MR JMOLLY
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10680 Read Count: 304
[Report This] Published: 08 Dec 2011 Updated: 05 Nov 2015
Summary:

Self Appointed Sidekick

 Stumbling across Professor White Matter's lair was a dream come true for Lillian

 


Categories: Original Fiction, Action, Humor, Young Adult
Characters: None
Genre: Action, Angst, Drama, Humor, One-Shot, Young Adult
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3344 Read Count: 74
[Report This] Published: 09 Oct 2015 Updated: 09 Oct 2015
Summary:

Fanfiction with me and hero of the tv series Criminal Minds.
Well, when I promised to write another story about coffee, so from that was nice "trilogy," I didn't think at the moment it finally happen this way and I will play a major role in this story, but what, never mind…
Although I hate stories about how the author met his favorite character, because it seem to me quite cheap, but why we don't make fun of it!?


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: None
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1294 Read Count: 27
[Report This] Published: 05 Oct 2015 Updated: 05 Oct 2015
Liars by jajafilm Rated: M [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

liar

 

The story is about the murders of gay couples consisting of two males with an age difference of about ten years.  The younger of the pair are usually intelligent youngsters suddenly timid.  Older men are mostly wealthy businessmen.  Because the murders relate to a closed social group, it could be an extremism against the gay community and the police can not move out of the impasse is the case of the BIS invited the young genius Dr. Roman Procházka and his supervisor, David Hajman.  Two members of the intelligence services making ourselves the bait and thus they are expose danger, not only in the form of a murderer, who can kill them, but also they are under great psychological pressure.

 

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Categories: Original Fiction, Drama, Action, Humor, Romance, Suspense/Thriller
Characters: None
Genre: Action, Drama, Femme Slash, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Mysteries & Thrillers
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 38772 Read Count: 399
[Report This] Published: 17 Aug 2015 Updated: 23 Sep 2015
Summary:

 

It was cold, the wind and rain seemed to seep to her very bones. Yet, she did not care. She was numb anyway, her heart frozen beyond repair.

 

 

 

Finn/Bella


Categories: Twilight, The Vampire Diaries/The Originals, Crossover
Characters: None
Genre: Angst, Drama, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, One-Shot, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11389 Read Count: 423
[Report This] Published: 16 Sep 2015 Updated: 16 Sep 2015
Summary:

So I had a dream...and a memory...thus was born: 

Death Now Has A Dog…But Still No Head

 

Characters:  Death, his dog, me, my mom, and my old bestie


Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Genre: Action, Angst, Family, Friendship, Humor, One-Shot, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 902 Read Count: 31
[Report This] Published: 30 Aug 2015 Updated: 30 Aug 2015
Mr. Househusband by ADAdancer Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 53]
Summary:

 

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Banner made by: Candykizzes24

Raising three children wasn’t that easy, especially when your wife is working long hours as a famous television chef. Some may think I have the easiest life, but spending your days cleaning up after children and running errands is anything but that. I was a househusband.

fs


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Family, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19206 Read Count: 8530
[Report This] Published: 09 Feb 2013 Updated: 27 Aug 2015
Summary:

Bella Swan finds out just how awesome it is to hang out with actors when her BFF uses her connections to their advantage. Drinks lead to shenanigans and ridiculous fun, all during one night at the Hilton. M for Language and Adult Content. One-Shot

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Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8855 Read Count: 783
[Report This] Published: 05 Aug 2015 Updated: 05 Aug 2015
Worlds Apart by greenbabie1289 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 32]
Summary:

Bella Swan has opened up a new Restaurant in the heart of Indianapolis. She's successful, witty and creative. She also is terribly smitten with the Army/Mechanic Edward Cullen. Edward's also just as crazy about Bella. Only problem is...they've never met in person before. Can a digital relationship blossom into something real? AUclassic cars with edward and bella


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Romantic Comedy
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 48341 Read Count: 10791
[Report This] Published: 11 Apr 2014 Updated: 02 Aug 2015
Summary: Past Featured Story

They survived falling in love and having four children. Now, Geekward and Nerdella are parents of teenagers. Say a prayer for them for they are in for a bumpy ride. But, a ghost from the past is rearing his ugly head. Follow along as Geekward and Nerdella deal with having teens, battle with the blast from the past and why is Demetri hugging a cow? ANSOL/TGGTP Sequel. ExB AH/AU

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Thanks to Evilnat for the amazing banner! You are the bomb, girl


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Family, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read, Stories I've Already read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, Bella's Must Reads!, Bella 84's To Be Read List, My favs past present and future , A Nerd Story of Love Series, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 269577 Read Count: 74194
[Report This] Published: 26 Nov 2012 Updated: 26 Jul 2015
Leftovers by honeyandholywater Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

Twice divorced single mom of two, Bella Swan, is done with love. And men.

When a new man enters her life he brings with him new opportunities for love. 

 

 


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4875 Read Count: 672
[Report This] Published: 23 Jul 2015 Updated: 24 Jul 2015
Summary:

I wrote this poem about Jasper Frost and Eleanor Henstridge.


Jaspenor


Categories: The Royals
Characters: Jasper Frost/Eleanor Henstridge
Genre: Angst, Drama, Humor, Poetry, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 364 Read Count: 19
[Report This] Published: 14 Jul 2015 Updated: 14 Jul 2015
Summary:

Well, as the title of this story says...
Story in the original can be read here: http://jajafilm.blog.cz/1502/jak-jsem-winchesterum-prodavala-roh-jednorozce


Categories: Supernatural TV Series
Characters: None
Genre: Family, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 643 Read Count: 20
[Report This] Published: 10 Jun 2015 Updated: 10 Jun 2015
Busted by TheBlueScarf Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

NYPD badge


You know how you look back at your past mistakes and regret them so bad that you whish you were never born? Well, something like that happened to me. Only it happened just an hour ago. And I want to take it back. A cop badge and a chance of luck brings Bella and Edward together. Sweet and short One-Shot. BellaxEdward.


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2688 Read Count: 638
[Report This] Published: 13 May 2015 Updated: 13 May 2015
Summary: Past Featured Story

 

Sookie, a fan of the True Blood TV show, goes to tell off the creator. She is tossed into the True Blood world where she faces her worst nightmares, sweetest dreams, and most scandalizing fantasies.

 

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Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood
Characters: Eric/Sookie/Godric
Genre: Adventure, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 143266 Read Count: 9525
[Report This] Published: 23 Dec 2014 Updated: 12 May 2015
Summary:

il·lu·sion  1. a. An erroneous perception of reality. b. An erroneous concept or belief. 2. The condition of being deceived by a false perception or belief. 3. Something, such as a fantastic plan or desire, that causes an erroneous belief or perception. Sequel to Sleight of Hand.

 


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Spencer/JJ
Genre: Family, Friendship, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: The Magic of Love
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 17520 Read Count: 984
[Report This] Published: 13 Oct 2013 Updated: 10 May 2015
Summary:

when the past comes knocking

In a time of war three sides look for the mighty Siren Wolf of mutant lore. But Isa hasn’t been the same since she had lost her mate… so when she find out he is alive, she couldn’t help but go to him. Except; he doesn’t remember who she is. - ONE SHOT -

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Categories: Twilight, X-Men, Alternate Universe, Crossover
Characters: Bella/Logan (Wolverine)
Genre: Angst, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, One-Shot, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5033 Read Count: 355
[Report This] Published: 27 Apr 2015 Updated: 27 Apr 2015
Summary:

EL 2

 

Everyone has someone to complete them, challenge them, protect them, even someone as broken as she.

 

Explosive Love 4th Place


Categories: Crossover, X-Men, Twilight
Characters: Gambit/Bella
Genre: Angst, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, One-Shot, Romance, Supernatural, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6644 Read Count: 880
[Report This] Published: 27 Apr 2015 Updated: 27 Apr 2015
Summary:

Loki and the Avengers

An imprisioned Loki decides to have a little fun. The awesome banner was created by Bertie Bott.


Categories: Avengers
Characters: None
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1663 Read Count: 89
[Report This] Published: 27 Apr 2015 Updated: 27 Apr 2015
La Cantante by tufano79 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 533]
Summary: Past Featured Story

Bella is a freshman in college studying to be a music teacher. Edward is a pre-med student at the same school but secretly wants to be a musician. They both meet and sparks fly. However, Bella's past may make it difficult. ExB, AH EDITED and REPOSTED!

lc

 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Angst, Drama, Erotica, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories I've Already read, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, Misstoria's Stories to Read, Bella's Must Reads!
Chapters: 100 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 594750 Read Count: 271007
[Report This] Published: 03 Jul 2013 Updated: 13 Apr 2015
Summary:

Wolf Dribbles and Drabbles by Rickie Bansbach

Once in a great while, I see the prompts on Tricky Raven and am actually struck with an idea. Small ones, but ideas. I'll post them here. Drabbles, flash fics, etc., about the Quileute Wolf Pack. Various pairings. Various ratings. Paul Lahote, Embry Call, Quil Ateara V, Jacob Black, Bella Swan, Charlie Swan. Typically adult content. Language (for you delicate flowers).

 


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genre: Angst, Drama, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2992 Read Count: 1334
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2015 Updated: 10 Apr 2015
Summary:

 

Operation: Pigeon Droppings by Rickie Bansbach

 

Edward was warned to stay away from Bella. When he didn't, Jacob and Embry decided to do something about it. Twilight AU. Crackfic, humor. Language. Written for the Tricky Raven's April Fools' Advanced Drabble-Writing Challenge Week of 03/29 - 04/04/2015 (Week 13). Jacob, Embry, Quil, Bella, Charlie Swan, Edward.

 


Categories: Twilight, Alternate Universe, Crackfic
Characters: None
Genre: Action, Friendship, Humor, Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 684 Read Count: 497
[Report This] Published: 06 Apr 2015 Updated: 06 Apr 2015
Summary:

Bella spends a summer on a small Aegean island with friends.  What starts as a simple "educational" vacation abroad, turns into an eye-opening cultural experience.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 28868 Read Count: 1727
[Report This] Published: 14 Jan 2014 Updated: 04 Apr 2015
Total Eclipse by mp5KOVA Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 17]
Summary: Past Featured Story

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After a visit to a toy store, during which Sookie Stackhouse found herself grudgingly caught within the mayhem in an attempted assassination of the local La vampires. Only to wake and discover that she & her family had been claimed by the Area 5 Vampire Sheriff. HIGH rating is warranted. Just playing w/ many what if's in CH's sandbox, the characters belong to her:

Story is AU. VERY AU!!!

 


Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood, Alternate Universe
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: Adventure, Erotica, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 76742 Read Count: 2341
[Report This] Published: 08 Dec 2014 Updated: 29 Mar 2015
Summary:

Jotch. Their best friend's are at it again. Garcia and Rossi take it upon themselves to organize the BAU's holiday gift exchange. But it isn't your every year average type of Secret Santa. Nope. All presents must come from their favorite shop: Sex n' Stuff.-Sequel to Friends Like These. Written for the Smut Challenge Group's X-mas Challenge on Facebook. Rated M for Chapter 2 on.


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/JJ
Genre: Erotica, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6025 Read Count: 948
[Report This] Published: 25 Dec 2014 Updated: 28 Mar 2015
Summary:

It's just not cricket

 

From Wikipedia - Cricket is a unique game where in addition to the laws, the players must abide by the Spirit of the Game. The standard of sportsmanship has historically been considered so high that the phrase "it's just not cricket" was coined in the 19th Century to describe unfair or underhanded behaviour in any walk of life. (Edward/ Bella/ James).


Categories: Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26250 Read Count: 2072
[Report This] Published: 04 Mar 2015 Updated: 10 Mar 2015
Summary:

After saving the life of the President, two Secret Service agents find themselves abruptly transferred to a massive, top-secret storage facility in South Dakota that houses every strange artifact, mysterious relic, fantastical object, and supernatural souvenir ever collected. The warehouse's custodian, Carlisle Cullen, charges Edward and Bella with chasing down reports of supernatural and paranormal activity in search of new objects to cache at the warehouse, as well as helping him to control the warehouse itself.


Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Action, Drama, Fantasy, Friendship, Humor, Romance, Sci-Fi, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12349 Read Count: 393
[Report This] Published: 01 Mar 2015 Updated: 01 Mar 2015
Summary:

Made by: Falling Star

 

After Bella’s first day at Forks High, Edward fled to Alaska. What if, when he got back, the rest of the family were less than inclined to help him get the girl? Just how far will some go to make sure Bella ended up with who she was meant to? Most importantly, what happens when the one she’s meant for finds out? Twi-rewrite. AU, NC, Crossover, rated for future gore, adult situations and naughty language. Part 1 of 3


Categories: Twilight, The Vampire Diaries/The Originals, Crossover
Characters: Bella/Klaus
Genre: Erotica, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Design Trilogy
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12926 Read Count: 15949
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2015 Updated: 27 Feb 2015
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Bella Swan hates Valentine's Day, and everything about it. Her past experiences in love have left her with a jaded view on relationships. After quitting college, she gets a job at a diner, where she makes friends and finds herself in a new job. What happens when the CEO gets under her skin, will she open up to what she really wants from him, or run off and hide?  all human/olderward - w/a smidge of daddykink. 

Banner by the talented Christag Banners.

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Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Friendship, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories I've Already read, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiMaf
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47353 Read Count: 83740
[Report This] Published: 07 Feb 2015 Updated: 18 Feb 2015
Summary: Past Featured Story

Seattle pharmacist Bella Swan thinks her chance at a fairy tale love story is over when her parents push her towards an arranged marriage. For Doctor Edward Cullen, love was never in the radar. Will the arrangement mean a love-less marriage? Or will love find them along the way? AH, OOC, Canon Couples. Rated mainly for language but may contain adult situations in later chapters.

 


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My favs past present and future
Chapters: 54 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 206433 Read Count: 179061
[Report This] Published: 09 Apr 2014 Updated: 15 Feb 2015
Hello, Sweetie by jajafilm Rated: T star [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Smaller story tripple drabble, crossover to Doctor Who and Stargate SG-1. Just one day it had to come when it haunted in my head... Short written treatment of pictorial joke fans of these two series.


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Categories: Dr. Who, Stargate SG1, Crossover
Characters: None
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Sci-Fi
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 321 Read Count: 28
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2015 Updated: 12 Feb 2015
Summary:

Banner by: Caiteexx

Bailing Peter out of jail was as routine as eating for Jasper. However, this time, he wasn't the one to do it and the choice to ask Bella to go instead would rock the coven to its core as everything she thought she knew was questioned by someone with his own developing agenda. AU/OOC/Bella/Peter.  All normal disclamers apply


Categories: Twilight, Alternate Universe, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Peter
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My favs past present and future
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13505 Read Count: 10058
[Report This] Published: 29 Jul 2014 Updated: 02 Feb 2015
Summary:

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Silly little one shot to celebrate my fanfic b-day. Dr Ludwig healer to all, expands her practice to include the feeble minds of the addled supernatural, setting them straight with her no nonsense attitude. No character is spared her scrutiny and she writes a few wrongs right in this post DEA verse. E/S- Rated M for language – LPOV – One shot 


Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: Humor, Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3892 Read Count: 54
[Report This] Published: 01 Feb 2015 Updated: 01 Feb 2015
Blood Moon by hellawhitlock Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Bella receives a mysterious package, offended by the contents she goes on a mini-mission to find the culprit. They were just trying to help her out, or were they? Her world is turned upside down when she meets Alice and her buddy Jasper, though... Jasper x Bella. Total crackfic.


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe, Crackfic
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15606 Read Count: 1004
[Report This] Published: 16 Apr 2014 Updated: 28 Jan 2015
Personal space by jajafilm Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Cultural traditions can be a difficult thing to grasp, especially when concerns not only the people...


Categories: Supernatural TV Series
Characters: Castiel/Dean
Genre: Friendship, Humor, One-Shot, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Romantic Comedy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 708 Read Count: 23
[Report This] Published: 28 Jan 2015 Updated: 28 Jan 2015
I Live by GeezerWench Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 83]
Summary:

 

Rebelling against Edward's crushing protectiveness, Bella raced for La Push. Goal in sight, she crashed, shattering her truck and her body. Jasper, discovering Bella gravely injured and bleeding profusely, pulled her from the wreckage. Fighting the lust for her blood was only the first battle. Violence, language, adult themes. Jasper/Bella

Disclaimer: Derivative work. I make no money.


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Alice/None, Bella/Jasper, Carlisle/Esme, Emmett/Rose, Peter/Charlotte
Genre: Action, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 59 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 374713 Read Count: 42020
[Report This] Published: 30 Jan 2013 Updated: 05 Jan 2015
Summary:

This is my take on how things should have happened the day Alice and Bella went to Volterra to save Edward from himself. Lot's of surprise pairings. Maybe a laugh or two. Lots of room for a future multi-chapter story if the pairings interest you and you actually show that interest. It would, without a doubt, be a rated M/NC-17 story at that point. Lots of pairings in this but will have a plot centered on a POLY between Caius/Bella/Jasper.  Will also have some slash within the poly relationship.  Happy reading!


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Caius, Bella/Jasper
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Friendship, Humor, Romance, Slash, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 37953 Read Count: 12778
[Report This] Published: 18 Jun 2014 Updated: 05 Jan 2015