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Bio:
I'm 27. I've been writing since I was inutero. Writing is who I am and what I do. My head and my heart are in constant conflict with one another because part of me says, "Keep dreaming. Never give up. You will prevail." but the other part of me says, "Look at things logically. It's time to stop dreaming and get real. Where is writing going to get you?" It's a good thing I never listen to me, but some day I fear that I might.
I'm big on humor. I think life has enough drama in it as it is.
Silly sexcapades of Leah and Sam before Sam got all puppified. Enter Sue Clearwater and her epic Sexual Education lecture. You'll never be able to view the act of sex the same again. NC-17 for content...and R for ridiculousness.
"Okay, can we talk about something a little more comfortable?" I questioned. "What are your views on abortion? And war? Politics? Drugs?" Anything other than this? I was moments away from making something up about me being a really drugged up Meth-head just to get her off of this subject. "How about Japanese porn?"
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Sam/Leah
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Parody/Crackfic, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5022 Read Count: 107
It only took death for him to realize how much he loved her." For anyone who ever wondered "what-if" for Leah and Jacob. "What-if" Jacob had never broken away? "What-if" he hadn't imprinted? "What-if" life was completely different?
For all those fans who wondered what kind of twisted reality Leah Clearwater and Jacob Black could have lived had imprinting never come into play in Breaking Dawn. Has all of your favorite characters, wolf pack and vampires.
NC-17 for language and suggestive themes.
-Shoutout and thanks to JaneJoke on Twilighted for the banner.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Jacob/OC, Leah/OC
Genre: Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 49 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 206338 Read Count: 3115
Emmett plans Bella and Edward's wedding and hijinks ensue... 'Nuff said. Rated T for language.
"You know the type of guy that everyone gets pissed at for being such a lovable goof? Yeah, that’s me."
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Emmett/Rose
Genre: Friendship, Humor, Young Adult
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6588 Read Count: 100
"This is what I've become. I have succumbed to evil and turned into everything I ever hated. I'm a nesting mother to be who is writing in a diary to satisfy my boredom." Leah Clearwater pregnant. Follows "The Dawn Was Already Broken" M for dirty language.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Other Misc Char or Pairings
Genre: Action, Family, Humor, One-Shot, Young Adult
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4754 Read Count: 99
What would you do if the one person you loved, the one person you trusted, and the only happiness you had ever known, left you alone and heartbroken? Leah Clearwater had the answer to that. Screw you world! I'm out! Rated M for language and dark tones.
Prelude: Tears welled up in my eyes. I didn't care if I was branded a sissy for life. How could I not cry? I was watching my sister die. Panic. Complete and utter panic. She was dying, and I couldn't do a thing about it. I was helpless. This completely sucked.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Other Misc Char or Pairings
Genre: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort,
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 34622 Read Count: 322
Breaking Dawn from Leah's POV. Rated NC-17 for very naughty language.
Prelude: "She was pregnant? I snorted out a callous laugh. Here I was, a mutated genetic dead end. Having kids for me was completely out of the question. And this leech loving whiny little runt vampire wannabe was going to have a kid! Life is completely and utterly unfair."
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Other Misc Char or Pairings
Genre: Friendship, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 67 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 220879 Read Count: 4449