Penname: SqueakyZorro [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 06 Mar 2011
Membership status: Member
Bio:

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Welcome to my profile! You can follow me on Twitter: @SqueakyZorro. Feel free to tweet or PM me. I'm also on several other websites that host fanfiction, including A Different Forest, Twilighted, TwiWrite, and Fanfiction (same penname on all sites; due to validation delays, not all stories may be posted yet on Twilighted).


I'm a mod and beta for Project Team Beta - check us out if you'd like to be a beta or if you need one!



Contests:


I didn't expect to win anything in the New Moon stage of the Canon Tour, and I was right. :D My entry focused on Charlie and is now posted here, My Impotence. vbfb1 made a great banner for me, too.


I completed The Twilight 25 - Round 5 and have signed up for Round 6. This isn't really a contest - there's no voting or judging - but was a lot of fun - 25 drabbles or oneshots, or a 25-chapter fic, based on picture prompts and word prompts.


 


What I'm working on now:


I'm continuing to work on I Never: Edward & Bella - chapter 4 is now up! Chapter 5 is started but the second half was giving me some trouble. Some inspiration has struck, though, and I've found that just writing helps things start to flow, so it shouldn't be much longer. I always tease the week before the story posts, and I also tweet about it, so you'll know when it's coming.


The awesome vbfb1 and I are collaborating on a short multichapter slashfic called Different Worlds, which is based on her wonderful banner and will post after we finish it. The first chapter was part of the Fandom Against Famine compilation. We're about halfway done, so keep an eye out if you like Edward/Jasper slash.


I've signed up to donate a oneshot for the Fandom Against Juvenile Diabetes compilation. It's due February 27th, and compilations will go out in March. I'm open to suggestions, so feel free to tweet or PM me if there's something you'd like to see.


I also donated a oneshot to the Fandom Gives Back, and bettigefecht was the lucky winner. She's given me a wonderful assignment, and I'm truly honored she trusts me with it. I don't want to say exactly what it is until I'm closer to posting it. At the moment, it's outlined and I've started writing. Check back here or follow us on twitter for updates.


And I'm working on two stories for the TwiGirlsNextDoor Christmas Crackers. The prompts I received needed more than oneshots, so I've written the first chapters of each; one made the extended deadline and is ready to post, and one is extremely late and is with the beta. They'll be posted here soon. The first is called Unforgotten Kiss, a sweet, romantic Bella/Jasper AH story, and one is called We Three Remain, a very AU fic starring Bella, Carlisle, and Sam in a post-apocalyptic world.Finally, I adopted a banner from Christag Banners for a Carlisle/Bella pairing called His Muse that sparked a wonderful plot bunny. I've outlined some ideas, but I want to finish Different Worlds and the Crackers before I start seriously on this one. I'm really excited about it, though.


 


Recent and upcoming posts:


I found myself unable to keep from returning one more time to I Possessed My Lover in the Garden. Seth and Esme are just too cute and sexy to leave alone for long. ;) So I did the outtake for Squeeze My Lemon, called He Feeds Among the Lilies (which is posted as chapter 2), and I did another outtake, picking up where Lilies left off, called Like an Apple Tree, for the Fandom for Leukemia and Lymphoma Society compilation. It's now posted here.


I also donated a story for the Fandom for Texas Wildfire Relief, titled "Inner Fire Rekindled," based on an Albert Schweitzer quote: "In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit." It's a Jasper/Alice canon piece that was an almost spiritual experience to write. It's now posted here.


Finally, I donated to mostlyalurker's compilation. If you haven't heard, she's a friend who can really use our help. Her quality of life will be immensely improved with Leo, an adorable collie service dog who's undergoing training. But the costs are high, and she needed some help. Check out her website to see details. Through the generosity of this wonderful fandom, she was able to raise enough to pay for her expenses, and she just got to meet him for the first time. My submission, called Detente, involves a non-canon vamp couple, a deserted tropical island, hot tempers, and hotter sex. The compilation went out in November, and the story will be posted here the week of February 13.


 


Banners for my stories:


Banners for all of my stories that have them can be seen in my photobucket banners album:


 


Stories I beta:


No Way Back by Midnight Ariel (on twilighted.net) - now complete!


Life As I Know It by ginger1983


Little Fish, Big Fish (I started with Chapter 28, when the authors needed a new beta) by PaigeParkker and MichelleMarie


Howl at the Moon by Jennrosee


Fallen by Persuasive (on twilighted.net)


Once Bitten by TwiLoverSue


Paradox by Spacey25


Five Colors in Her Hair by Jennrosee


Hedone Ranch by JenJadeEyes


Sunshine by MissDare


Common Ground by vbfb1 (contest one-shot, now expanded)


A Forbidden Love by TwiLoverSue


How Glory Goes by S.R. Devaste - Now complete!




Personal stuff:


I'm a married mother of three, until recently working full-time but now looking for work. In case anyone wonders, my name is taken from two cats I used to have--one with a high-pitched meow and one with face markings like a mask. My avatar is a photo of them, although the quality may not be great - it was taken before digital cameras and this is the best I was able to scan. :)



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Stories by SqueakyZorro
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Original OS Entry for the 2010 Cherry Exchange contest. Bella and Edward are college students whose relationship evolves over a semester, especially after they get a new perspective on each other during a game of I Never. 

My very first fanfic. I'm in the process of expanding this to a multichapter fic. The first few chapters are posted elsewhere; once I finish the next chapter, I'll post everything that's completed so far on this site.

Banner by m81170


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14635 Read Count: 934
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2012 Updated: 17 Feb 2012
Detente by SqueakyZorro Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 0]
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Summary: Edward and Rosalie had shared a mutual antipathy since Carlisle changed her and brought her home. When their bickering threatened to ruin the first real vacation he and Esme had ever taken, the couple decided they'd had enough: they left the bickering kids by themselves on a deserted island. A whole month with nothing to do but keep from ripping each other apart.

Rated NC-17 for lemons.

 

 

Written for mostly a lurker's fundraiser. She gave me this prompt: island, Edward, non-canon pairing, smut. This is what I came up with.

Banner by heatherdawn


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Edward/Rose
Genre: One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5061 Read Count: 331
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2012 Updated: 17 Feb 2012
Summary:

Twilight Canon Tour entry. A mother's work is never done, even when her son is a 107-year-old vampire. Did Esme just stand by while Edward went all emo? A day in the life of a mommy vamp. Rated MA 'cause hey, Carlisle's there, too.

 

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Carlisle/Esme, Edward/None
Genre: Drama, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3581 Read Count: 158
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2012 Updated: 11 Feb 2012
Summary:

Pre-Twilight Canon Tour entry. Near the Civil War's end, Carlisle decides to go West. Crossing the country was easy, but a rock slide, a hostile miner, a sardonic journalist, and a surprising vampire proved...diverting. M for lemon and adult themes.

 

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Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Carlisle/Other or Original Character
Genre: Historical, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6714 Read Count: 62
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2012 Updated: 11 Feb 2012
Summary:

Esme believed in love and good sex; she'd just never experienced them for herself. She crafted her erotic bestsellers from her fantasies and some internet research. What happens when her new landscaper makes her want...more? M for fluffy lemons.

 


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Other Misc Char or Pairings(nc)
Genre: Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14736 Read Count: 635
[Report This] Published: 28 Oct 2011 Updated: 11 Feb 2012
Summary:

 

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As Forks' police chief, Charlie was used to being in charge. While he loved having Bella with him, he'd experienced a rude shock when he realized that a father can't truly be “in charge” of his teenage daughter. During the ups and downs of Bella's relationship with Edward, Charlie understood for the first time the true meaning of impotence.

Banner by vbfb1 

 


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2212 Read Count: 146
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2012 Updated: 10 Feb 2012
Summary:

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Mass executioner is no job for an empath. As the decades passed, Jasper's duties as part of Maria's army wore him down. Briefly revived when he left her to live as a nomad with Peter and Charlotte, he soon left them, too, and his melancholy grew. Then, when he least expected it, a spark in the form of a tiny dark-haired vampire changed his life. Rated M for violence, references to sex and adult themes (but no lemons).

Banner by fallanydeeper

 


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Jasper/Alice
Genre: Drama, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4392 Read Count: 64
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2012 Updated: 10 Feb 2012
Summary:

Charlie hadn't seen Renesmee for more than a week. As fast as she was growing, that was a long time. Every moment of this day would be treasured. A quick drabble for the Strictly Charlie contest.

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Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Esme (non-slash), Charlie/None
Genre: One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1066 Read Count: 118
[Report This] Published: 28 Oct 2011 Updated: 28 Oct 2011
Summary:

For years, Charlie loved Renee, until her remarriage made him realize he had to stop living in the past. How did helping a friend with her loss become his own second chance at romance? Judges' Choice winner in the Strictly Charlie contest and Best Human in the Single Shot Awards.

 

 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Charlie/Sue
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5762 Read Count: 73
[Report This] Published: 26 Oct 2011 Updated: 26 Oct 2011
Summary:

After centuries alone, Carlisle changed Edward, hoping for companionship...and more. How does Edward react to Carlisle's true desires? Will his fears keep them apart, or can two vampires find happiness together? M for slash.

 

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Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Edward/Carlisle (Slash)
Genre: Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7122 Read Count: 314
[Report This] Published: 26 Oct 2011 Updated: 26 Oct 2011