Hello, I'm SugarVenom. I'm a 32 year old stay at home mom of three small children. I never knew there were so many smutty women out there until I found fanfic - I feel normal now! So, this is me:

I love when Rosalie is the good girl.

I love when Alice is the bitch.

I love when Edward is dark/light/nerdy/christian/heathen/tattooed/OCD/rich/poor/abandoned/homeless/here/there/everywhere.

I love when Bella wears nice panties, designer shoes, knows she's cute, and has a clue.

I love my lemons naughty and nice and often times bound with leather!

I love Robert Pattinson in an unholy way that makes me blush and shiver.

I love when I read a rec and the story totally lives up to the review.

I love and live for "forbidden" situations for ExB, ie: student/teacher, boss/assistant, priest/sinner, etc.

I love that I tried to make my teacher/student fetish sound casual, when it is so not. I know I must be repressing something...

I love my Chocolate Lab named Rosalie.

I love that my two-year-old son has bronze hair.

To be honest, I have a profile here so I can read my serious fetish stories.  I fully admit my pervy ways and clench-inducing Student/Teacher smut is my way to relax. 

I keep a few stories in my Favorites on FF and Twilighted that I haven't read yet, just so I don't lose them. So if I'm listed as 'On Alert' and have never reviewed, now you know why. A review is the least I can give for such joy that has been given. Oh, and I never leave a mean review. Constructive criticism is fine, but unless I am specifically asked I have a simple rule - if I didn't pay for it, I should expect nothing, and thank authors for their time and talent. And one last thing, I am a lousy speller, so my reviews can be a bit wonky, sorry.