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It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Playerward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter/Sex. RATED NC-17 COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: LeslieWhitlock's faves - not updated in 2012
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 174770 Read Count: 64250
Date: 24 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
That's quite the favor! But, he does owe her.
Date: 24 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Oh I think we all know how iÞs going to end! And we love it! Can't wait for her first oral lesson- I'm sure she'll love it!
Date: 24 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Glad to see she's chilled out a bit.
Date: 24 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
Puh-leeze! He loves her too. And just look at them. They hang out, they talk, they share, they are intimate, and they sleep together- of course they love one another.
Date: 24 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13
The best, sweetest, most tender lemons! Even their dirty talk is so loving.
Date: 24 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
Oh he is just too dense for his own good. Stupid men.
Date: 24 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17
Gah! They are killing me! So much of me wants B to just tell him what he's thinking, feeling, missing. She has the patience of a saint. And he is truly emotionally retarded. He really doesn't get it, does he?
Date: 24 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20
Poor E! So glad they have each other.
Edward Cullen has survived for years drinking the blood of the dregs of society. He longs for something different, the blood of an innocent. Enter Bella Swan. Will desire for her overrule desire for her blood or will he take both? All EPOV. Starts darker, quickly turns humorous. Language, lemons and some violence.
My awesome banner was made by ambrosia over at Twificpics.com. Go check them out!
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, My all time favorites, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Amberina's Completed Favs List, J's Read and Loved Stories, Bella's Must Reads!
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 204849 Read Count: 50129
Date: 15 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
Love E's running commentary. He sounds like my brother-in-law. Mu husband's not stupid enough to talk shit about my vamp love.
Author's Response:
Haha well that's a good thing! He knows when to shut up! The commentary is my favorite part as well, I love his dual voices warring in his mind :)
Bella eventually moved on with her life after Edward left and never returned. Seven years have passed and she is now a teacher. When she starts her newest teaching assignment destiny intervenes to reunite them. Now she is faced with new challenges and decisions. Canon pairings. (Warnings: Violence/Mild strong language/Adult situations)
NB: I will be posting the EPOV (Student Liaison) alongside this as much as possible. The full version of Teachers Pet is on fanfiction.net but that will be the watered down version - this one will be complete with outtakes in place.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Fantasy, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 116512 Read Count: 48850
Date: 22 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Old Friends & Familiar Faces
I figured that's where he went off to. I thought he'd talk to J though.
Date: 22 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 11: Consequences
Jesus. I hope she identifies him.
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Rockstar Isabella Whitlock seems to have everything but after an altercation with her agent, she realizes she needs to find her music again. So she goes back home and finds exactly what, or who, she needs. The question now is, will she let them in? NC-17 for lemons & language
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, Themslovebug90's read stories, Stories I've Already read, My Favorite Stories, Brooklyn - to read, to read
Chapters: 61 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 91606 Read Count: 117425
Date: 12 May 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
I usually skip over song lyrics but this one made me cry.
Author's Response:
Thank you:) Bob Carlisle is an amazing musician:)
Bella Swan gets a job as a personal assistant to the "The Sexiest Man Alive" Edward Masen while attending USC. Sparks fly between her much older boss and her, but they soon find that temptation is too hard to fight.
It's a coming of age story with Bella, who learns to embrace herself as well as the life she's found herself thrown into, and a little Britward on the side.
*WARNING: Rated NC-17 for language, lemons, and adult sit.*
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, My All-Time Favorites, I Whitlock's read , Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, Kuu Faves, My Favorite Stories, Brooklyn - to read, My favs past present and future , TBR
Chapters: 46 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 298638 Read Count: 143766
Date: 10 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
I liked how Edward sounded in the 1st chapter. I could hear the accent. Not so much this chappy. Boo
Isabella Swan lives a solitary existence. She is the only child of a single parent father. Bella is also a daughter of The Faith. She is isolated and segregated, but all that is about to change. Today is September 13. It’s Bella’s sixteenth birthday, and at 11:58 pm, the time of her birth, things will never be the same.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8920 Read Count: 2583
Date: 22 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 1: The Faith
Totally creepy! Lol. It seriously took me two tries to get through and I really just wanted to know how it ended. Her own father watched?! Ugh
Author's Response:
To me the whole idea of a male dominated society is a little creepy. The idea that The Father's could have people so brainwashed that watching your child have sex is acceptable was what I was trying to point out. Thanks for the review, and I kope you liked it at least a little. I may try to flesh the story out more and make it full length instead of a one-shot. Thanks again
TDT
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Bella is the new girl in town,and a real badass,Edward saw her as the most sexy chick ever.Will those two get together or get lost in the game of seduction,drugs,and sex.Based on Muse song "Plug in Baby".
Rated NC-17 for delicious Lemons!
All sets of this story belongs to me,and are in here:
http://www.polyvore.com/my_plug_in_baby/collection?id=146606
Enjoy!
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 143398 Read Count: 14543
Date: 25 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Dirty Little Secret
This chapter drove me crazy. It was like the computer just cut out whole sentences. I don't mind spelling errors but there were plenty of times I was just guessing at what u were trying to say.
Edward isn't The only one lusting for Bella's blood!
Carlisle has a few DIRTY secrets ,involving how he creatively quenches his thirst.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Carlisle/None
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1980 Read Count: 3799
Date: 06 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 2: The First Sip
Lmao. Seriously. Fucking gross and hysterical.
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review!
I am glad you got a laugh out of my story:)
Gross and hysterical was exactly what I was aiming for:0
Edward has a hot date with the campus good-time girl. Will the end result be enough to keep him from falling for someone else? Rated M for mature content, including slash. AH, E/J.
This story was originally written for the FML Contest hosted by Fanfiction.net.
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6596 Read Count: 285
Date: 25 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Lmao! The second I saw that jasper was getting a ride I knew it had to be her dad! Awesome.
Author's Response:
Thanks for your review. Yes, poor Edward. First he's stuck faking it through the Rosalie incident and then Mr. Hale makes a re-appearance. I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Thanks for taking the time to leave a review :)
Bella was a shell after Edward left her. She hated men. She was disgusted by them. She wanted revenge. What better way to get revenge than to use them? The plan works well…until Edward comes back. Bella’s POV.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Action, Drama, Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 59871 Read Count: 68969
Date: 07 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Alice
Lol. How has she never used one?! And edward, even nice girls use them.
Author's Response:
She never used one because she sought out guys to get the job done. After Edward's abstinence, she needed some relief. :)
Date: 07 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 25: Alice
Poor B. And while I feel bad for E he really needs to stop being so emo! Um, but won't she change? Maybe all the venom she's, um, consumed, is slowly changing her. Maybe that's why he felt warmer to her.
Date: 08 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 26: Charlie
Yay! Knew he couldn't stay away.
Edward is a vampire who preys on the filth who pollute his city. She is his one weakness, her innocence calls to him like nothing else on this earth. Can he stay away from her to save her or will she be his downfall?
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19693 Read Count: 2748
Date: 07 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
No, never too dark. Besides, he clearly has a softer, albeit stalkerish side. But isnt that one of the things we love about E?
Bella finds herself in dire financial need and takes drastic action -- she offers her virginity up for auction. Will this desperate plan to save her college education actually turn out to be a second chance at love?
This story was made possible by the generous contribution of CandraJade to the Support Stacie Auction and is based on her fabulous prompt.
**If you are not old enough to purchase Adult Material, you are not old enough to read this story. Rated for content and sex in later chapters.**
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 39762 Read Count: 45132
Date: 23 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Desperate Times, Desperate Measures
Oh! Poor E! And that's totally creepy about the website. Lol
Date: 23 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Regrets
Argh! To hell w foreplay! More more more!
Author's Response:
Awww. Sorry to hear it's torturing you! But we've got to get our jollies somehow! ;D
Thanks for reading!!!
Date: 13 May 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: The Moment of Truth
So freakin' innocent! I loved how she had to guide him. Loved even more that he went w it. Some boys are too eager;)
Author's Response:
Yeah, they usually are! His traits naturally lead to this behavior, and Bella always has been the more eager of the two, so we thought it worked. I'd have been a vamp or drained dry in canon one week after the first kiss if I'd been Bella! ;D Fantasy/Reality mix is always tasty! lol
Thanks for the praise and for reading!!
Date: 28 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: To Be or Not To Be
Oh, my stomach hurts!
AH E/B J/B For two weeks out of the year Edward and Bella pretended that what they had was real.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward, Bella/Jasper
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1914 Read Count: 504
Date: 16 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 1: The Affair One Shot
After an ending like that you have to continue!
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Sequel to Bella’s Revenge. Bella has been abducted by Edward’s brother. Edward wages war on anyone who stands in his way of finding his one true love. Brother against brother. Can he save her before she’s killed? Before she’s turned? Or before she falls in love? How can Edward ever forgive his brother? The one he trusts. The one known as…Jasper.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Action, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 81658 Read Count: 24568
Date: 18 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Yeah and B's too. I'm going to chalk it up to some form of shock that she's experiencing. Not that she's a cold bitch who can really move on from her "true love" that quickly.
Author's Response:
Thanks for reading! Here is your preview of any upcoming chapter:
“I can’t see anything past you, dog,” Alice said condescendingly to Jacob. Jacob just growled at her. I pinched the bridge of my nose. We were supposed to be finding Bella and they could not stop fighting.
“Stop,” I said. They looked at me. “Your constant bickering is not helping in the least to find Bella and Jasper. We need to work together. If you can’t do that,” I said looking at the wolf in front of me, “then you will have to leave.”
Okay, Jacob’s thoughts said. I sighed. I couldn’t believe we had the wolves helping us. You know Jacob is in love with her. He probably figures that if he can find her before you do, he can prove to be the better competitor for her affections. I’m sure he would love to fight me, to fight all of us, but that would have to come later. Right now, the woman I loved more than anything was missing and my backstabbing brother had her.
When we find her, I will make that slut pay for stealing Jazz. I growled at Alice. She turned to me, eyes wide. She hadn’t meant for that thought to slip out. “I’m sorry, Edward.” I narrowed my eyes at her. “Bella is not a slut. She had a rocky past, yes, but that does not make her a bad person. And I don’t know what happened that made Jasper betray us like this, but there has to be an explanation. He loved you, Alice. He was loyal to the family. Why would he suddenly turn?”
She shrugged. “It doesn’t surprise me, Edward. I mean, really, she slept with that…thing,” she pointed at Jacob. He growled again. “I’m surprised she didn’t go after the whole family as soon as we came back. You know, in retaliation?”
I lunged at Alice and knocked her to the ground. She kicked me off and jumped up. I started to run at her and she held her hand up. “You see? This is what she wants, what Jazz wants. They want us fighting so that we won’t find them.” I stopped. It made sense. Running my hand through my hair, I looked down at the ground.
“I’m sorry, Alice.”
She smiled. “I’m sorry, too. I shouldn’t be blaming Bella, my sister, for Jazz’s actions. He’s perfectly capable of saying ‘no.’”
I still had a hard time believing that she was gone and that Jasper was responsible. Why would he do it? He was a Cullen as much as the rest of us. Why would he betray those that loved him? It made no sense!
As if Jacob could hear me, his thoughts invaded my mind. Maybe he doesn’t know you’re alive. Maybe he thinks you’re dead and he feels like he is the only one who can protect Bella. I hadn’t thought about that.
“That’s a good point, Jacob,” I said patting his furry head. He licked my hand. I laughed.
“What’s a good point?” Alice asked. I explained what Jacob was thinking. She cocked her head to the side for a moment in thought. “That would make sense. But why would he suddenly want to sleep with her? Or her with him? They have never shown interest like that before. Besides,” she stopped for a second and glanced at Jacob. “You and I both know he wasn’t very good with his control.”
It was true. The whole reason I had left in the first place was because Jazz had tried attacking her at her birthday party when she got a paper cut. Could he really have gained that much control?
“Stranger things have happened,” I said.
We came upon a run-down building that Alice had seen in a vision. I took a deep breath and froze.
“Smell that?” I asked, turning to her. Her nose wrinkled. “Yes. Like a dying vampire.”
Suddenly we heard maniacal laughter. Victoria, I thought. We ran towards the front door, Jacob breaking away and heading for the back.
It was unlocked. We walked in and were assaulted by two scents. One was definitely Victoria. The other was still that dying vampire smell. We followed it until we found some steps leading to a basement. There was a steel door at the bottom.
I charged the door. It didn’t budge. I charged again. Nothing. After the fourth time, the door fell off. I somersaulted across it and immediately sprang into my crouching position. It was the one used when on the defense.
Alice drew in a sharp breath. I followed her gaze. My jaw dropped when I saw it.
Date: 19 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Ack! What the crap? I thought Esme was dead? Alice's head? V is in on J taking B? Can't wait!
Author's Response:
The bodies are a set-up.
Date: 26 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
I don't care if J is the one creating (makesfor a nice plot twist rather than it all being at V's control.) I just really want B to be innocent in all this. However her grieving vs her wetting her panties over J might be nice.
Date: 02 May 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Of course! And a copy?
Date: 20 May 2010 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
I really hope B listens to the little voice in her head telling her something is wrong. Also if that's not really J, then how can he have the same power or talent? Kinda wish it was really J and he went all rogue on the Cullen's. Wouldn't make for a hea but they can't all be. LOL
Author's Response:
Good question about his talent. It will be revealed. :)
Date: 07 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
Um yeah. She really has some terrible instincts. Its amazing she's still alive.
Author's Response:
I know, right? Maybe it's those terrible instincts that keep her alive. She's too stupid to run!
Date: 19 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
Wristbands? Replicas? Different.
So Rose is alive and Jasper has to be too. Though how one determines when an undead creature is "dead" seems "different" too.
Date: 03 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16
I know he needs to rest but isn't time kinda of the essence? And totally took notice of E's wrist band in Eclipse and thought of your story.
Author's Response:
Lol, I'm glad you noticed the wrist band. :)
Yes, time is of the essence. They all know that; but to all but Edward, Jasper comes first. Edward's next POV is on the plane to Iceland.
Date: 26 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23
Yay! Now what are you going to do w Riley? He needs someone too *pouty face*
Author's Response:
Well, Riley wants Alice. What do you think he'll do to try and get her?
Date: 05 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24
He couldn't smell her?
Author's Response:
No. What do you think the rose was for?
Date: 06 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
You're so clever;-) Now stop writing responses and write more chapters!
Author's Response:
:D
Date: 28 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26
WTF?! I was not expecting that.
Author's Response:
Good. I've done my job. :)
Sequel to The Good & The Bad. Follow Bella & Edward as they mend their relationship & start their new lives in LA. Old friends & new enemies make life more interesting. With Twilight Records blossoming, Bella & Edward find their niche in the music industry.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55499 Read Count: 20188
Date: 04 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter Eight: The Good Boy Edward: Hey, Shawty, It's Ya' Birthday!
The only thing that would have been yummier is if he ate cake off her ass.
Author's Response:
Very good suggestion. Will have to remember that next time. Thanks for reading and reviewing =0 J
Date: 18 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: The Bad Girl Bella: New Beginnings & Old Feelings
My husband read my review (over my shoulder) and asked what the hell am I reading?! Haha
Author's Response:
HA! That is too funny. My hubby is always asking me what am I writing. =0 J
Date: 21 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19: The Bad Girl Bella: Fast and Slow
Hmmm, with all the piercings, tatts, and the earthy-crunchy henna I'm really surprised B went for an epi.
Date: 29 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21: The Bad Girl Bella: My heart is ever at your service
I wish u had pics! My little sis just got married and had a very 60's inspired wedding. It was perfect complete w porkpie hats and 3/4 length sleeves on her very Jackie O looking dress.
Author's Response:
I do have pics of the dress. It's very cool. Let me know if you want to see it. If I had to do mine over again, I would have wanted this dress. =0 J
Dr Edward Cullen is a twenty-six year old single dad who is sexually frustrated until he meets his sister Alice's college roommate Bella Swan. Sparks fly over Thanksgiving weekend. Lemons. Collab with Robinated Cont of 1 shot for Ninapolitins DILF contest
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu, Stories I've Already read, Brooklyn - to read, luv2write finished reads, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 113225 Read Count: 106344
Date: 09 May 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Hmm. Don't care for the family'n, well i s reaction to E's decision about Kate. E is smart and is doing what he feels is best for his child.
And as far as B having an abortion and seeking redemption or only doing it for a man is insulting. Or maybe its just me because all the stories involving an unplanned or teenage pregnancy always end w sunshine and roses. I just think there's another side.
Date: 10 May 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
For a os, I think this story has a great continuation. I was really surprised to see the twist.
Date: 14 May 2010 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
Glad Kate's at least not w a drug addict or psycho. Can't imagine how scared Emma is though.
Date: 19 May 2010 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
Kate's bf really needs to turn her in. Even if its just an anonymous tip. And shit! I keep forgetting B is only 19. Can't say I'd be psyched if I were E's family either.
Date: 22 May 2010 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13
I'm so lame! I didn't cry until he reminded her of Horton.
Date: 29 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17
I do understand how she feels and where E is coming from too. She was stupid and selfish but she didn't do it w malice in her heart.
Date: 29 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18
Wow. If she doesn't get help, E needs to get it for her.
Date: 29 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19
Damn, got cut off. Lol. Glad she's getting better. And I loved how you made E a struggling single parent and intern, not more money than God E who could fix everything w said $.
Things were just starting to calm down for Emmett and Bella since the death of their parents, when the new kid James comes to town and shakes up Bella’s world.
Her crush had turned into love, his love turned into obsession. His obsession became Bella’s nightmare.
B/Jms at first then B/E
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 230732 Read Count: 36438
Date: 22 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
I'm thinking Em is ridiculous and B's awkwardness is killing me! Lol
1st Place Winner!! Til Death Do Us Part O/S Contest Entry:A drunken night lands four friends in Vegas with the purpose of getting married. Best friends getting to share their day with each other, but their spur of the moment nuptials don’t turn out as planned.AU/AH/OOC/ExB
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7101 Read Count: 2055
Date: 08 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 1: We're Married
Yay! Loved it. Too sweet.
Author's Response:
Thanks so much for the review! I'm so glad you liked it!
Thank you Salix Caprea for the lovely banner:
It has been four years since Edward left Bella in New Moon. There were no werewolves and Jacob was never more than Bella's friend. Bella has just graduated from college when Edward accidently crosses her path and finds himself being drawn back into Bella's life. But Bella is not the same teenager he knew. She is a grown woman with a very grown up lifestyle. This tells the story of how Edward, realizing he can't live without the love of his existence, and with the help of all of the Cullens, endeavors to win her back. There are some laughs along the way. The story is EPOV and rated NC-17 for sexual language and content.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, My all time favorites, Amberina's Completed Favs List, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 47 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 117349 Read Count: 64701
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4-Incapacitate...Don't Decapitate
Yeah... Alice's " mistake " occurred to me when he realized it was Julian. Awesome. He can easily explain the little misunderstanding to B but what will he tell the bf?
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5-WTF?
Lmfao. Seriously. My husband wanted to know what is so funny. I'm mortified-for Bella.
Author's Response:
Glad you liked it Es. If you keep reading this crazy story, you will see that there are lots of opportunities to laugh at E's expense....Please continue to let me know what you think.
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7--Emmett's Here
I do hope she lays into him and aprises him of her more "experienced" ways.
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8-For Her Own Good
Jesus! In all this time has he really learned nothing?!
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12-Julian Meets The Cullens
Lol. That was my guess. But B can still be kinky w/o the full on lifestyle. And love that E's "darker fantasy" is a bj. Haha
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13-Over My Already Dead Body
Great chapter.
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21-Operation Cunnilingus
Can't wait to see what these lessons entail!
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22-Would you Give Me the Honor?
Ok. We all know E is sweet but yeah, a little too girly. Lol tg he has Em and J.
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27-Welcome to Orlando, Now Strip!
He needs to stop thinking so damn much!
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31-Bella's Real Fantasy
Too funny about his clinical terms! He is such a geek!
Glad he calmed down in the end.
Author's Response:
Thank you for continuing to read and review. I have enjoyed reading your thoughts and I hope you stick with it to find out if E wins her back...thanks again
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33-Fear No More
Love love loved it.
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34-The Morning After
Winning the family back is always a tough one. I just learned recently how much my big sis hated my then fiance (now husband of 4 yrs). She had stopped speaking to me. And even though my parents didn't care for him either, he's since won them over. It can be done.
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35-Time
Haha. Sometimes I feel like I've had this same conversation. One doesn't have to be born in the early 1900's to be sexually repressed! Hahahaha
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 36-Goodbye Orlando
So cringe worthy!
Author's Response:
You know what they say about presuming....
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 39: Chapter 39-Harlot
Ack! How can you stop there!? I have been spoiled w soooo many chapters. Can't wait for an update.
Author's Response:
Thanks Es. I normally would have a teaser posted on the forum by tomorrow night but it's sort of a crazy week at work so I'm not sure on the timing. But as ever, I endeavor to get the next chapter up as quickly as possible. Thank you so much for reading and reviewing the whole thing. :)
Date: 30 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 42: Chapter 42-Something is Up With Bella
Nasty. My nana makes it w the canned shit. Prett sure there's no actual meat in it.
Oh and crap! Is it Julians or Edwards?
Author's Response:
I can't tell....
Date: 07 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 43: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
WTF!? How the fuck are you going to leave it there?!!!?
Ok, I'll refrain from threats of bodily harm since Em actually made me lol ;) dying for an update.
Author's Response:
Es: Patience, patience sweetie. Teaser for next update should be posted on forum on Thur. or Fri. at the latest.
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My All-Time Favorites
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 134649 Read Count: 25372
Date: 21 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Plan A
I can so see the awkwardness! As if the first day of a new job isn't weird enough.
Author's Response:
I know right. Bella really has her hands full with this guy. I just finished chapter 2 last night and sent it to my beta. I can't wait to hear what you think of it. Thank SO much for reading and reviewing. I can't even tell you how much it means to me. (((hug)))
xoxo
Kelly
Bella falls pregnant by a womanizing Edward and he wants nothing to do with her or the baby. At least he doesn't think he does, but actions speak louder than words. A story about the beauty and pain of love.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, To Read, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Kuu Faves, My Favorite Stories, Brooklyn - to read
Chapters: 39 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 126181 Read Count: 251334
Date: 07 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
If he has any self respect he will tell her the truth.
Isabella Swan couldn't care less about Edward Cullen's perverted perception of her relationship with his teenage son, Seth. And yet she keeps finding herself on the defensive with the need to change his mind at every given opportunity.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 116998 Read Count: 25021
Date: 25 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Clearly he has no concernes for sexual harrassment in the workplace.
Date: 25 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
She just continues to be unfailingly professional! Personally, I think she should just claw his beautiful eyes out- prick.
Date: 25 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
I'm really enjoying this story. But more so, I love your writing. I continue to read some stories so I can find out what happens. While I'm interested to find out where you take the story i'm more interested in your characters and I find that to be rare.
Author's Response:
I enjoy reading your reviews! :) Seriously, what could anyone ask for to use as an initiative to write?
Date: 26 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
Wow. Seriously, I'm slack jawed w my mouth dry and open. My heart hurts for her.
Date: 26 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17
Oh new love. And having sex multiple times in a 24 hour stint;)
Date: 26 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19
Big cheesy grin.
Date: 27 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21
I understand where Seth is coming from but I sure hope B calls him out on his childish and selfish behaviour; making his father choose out of petty insecurity.
When I was 11 my mother met someone. I hated him as it had always been me and my mom. But even at 11 yrs old I was able to understand when someone explained to me that someday I would grow up and live my own life. Should my mother be alone until I determined it was time?
Date: 27 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25
And speaking of immature...
Date: 28 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28
B is her own worst enemy! She's driving me insane. I can't even begin to imagine how exasperated E is.
Date: 29 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32
I really liked how you didn't drag the ending out. I'm even interested to see what happened w Claire.
Formerly the fat kids at camp, Bella & Edward return having shed the extra weigh & are ready for what the summer holds. Will the pressure of new-found popularity be too much for them to take, or will love win out? Written for Camp Twilight Contest.
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Drama, Young Adult
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8684 Read Count: 432
Date: 30 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Id like to see if Jasper has any interest in Alice. Maybe after the summer ends?
Oh and ps. Love love love their 1st time. Not very hot but plenty real and still sweet.
Author's Response:
More of Jasper will come into play in the second half as he loses his iron hold on his control. I'm a big fan of imperfect first times...because they're rarely magical and perfect when two virgins are in the equation. Thanks for the love!
Bella is given to Edward as a birthday present. He promises her that he will love her and never hurt her. Will he be able to keep his promise or will a dark secret tear them apart before their relationship can develop?
Dark Edward.
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/OC
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: To Read
Chapters: 43 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 185811 Read Count: 80457
Date: 16 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Hmm. I was thinking maybe E's parents didn't know what he did w B, but clearly C is in on the lie.
Date: 16 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
He's so bipolar. I'm sacred to see what he's hiding.
Date: 16 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Me thinks he doth protest too much. It was totally Edward. Creep.
Date: 17 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13
I think E is going to shove her off the cliff. He's so strange.
Date: 18 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22
Holy hell. He is sooooo fucked up.
Date: 18 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25
Holy hell. I don't care about payments, too many people know about this for it to just be hidden now.
Date: 18 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27
The thing is PsychWard is convinced that since Daddy C bought and paid for B, he owns her. Funny that they haven't even contacted her parents. Of course they could have given up all rights to her. I think E set the whole thing up from the very start. P didn't have plans to sell her till E wanted her.
Date: 18 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29
Definitely different. I like it that your characters are very unpredictable.
Date: 06 Mar 2011 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38
Oh of course he was sorry! Anyone else and I would say fuck him up! But I'm an Edward lover ; fucked up or not.
Date: 29 Mar 2011 Title: Chapter 39: Chapter 39
Usually I don't read stories besides E&B but I like that E was the bad guy. A real bad guy. Not just kind of bad but b wants him anyway.
28 year old English teacher, Bella Swan is dreading being dragged to her 10 year reunion with Alice; until a certain social networking site offers her a very welcome blast from the past... BxE, AH. NC-17 for lemons in later chapters.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories Read by CNYBella, Bella's Must Reads!
Chapters: 43 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 126861 Read Count: 61968
Date: 11 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16
Uh James! I knew he would be there!
Date: 11 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20
Not bad. I was expecting texts from his phone saying its over and he and K are back together.
Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together? All-Human
Thank you to Coleen561 for the beautiful banner!
Virgins & Villains came in first in 3 categories at the Summer 2011 Avant Garde Awards. See banners below.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Finished, I Whitlock's read , Ageise02 To Read 2, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Stories Read by CNYBella, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 86 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 448890 Read Count: 311998
Date: 24 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 8: The Dude & Dirty Harry
I'm impressed you used the phrase "for all intents and purposes" correctly. I can't tell you how many times I've seen "intensive purposes." Lol
Author's Response:
i am a stickler for certain things. They're versus their and there...ugh..drives me crazy when used incorrectly. Now watch me screw something up. I've got a chapter to finish tonight and I'm drinking a beer. The one may affect the other. lol. thanks for your review.
Date: 27 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Cosmic Boogers & Black Eyed Peas
Lmao. I love how you talk about how serious your faith is in the first note and the size of E's manhood in the next. Lol no making fun, just found it funny.
Author's Response:
I am a twisted bitch, what can I say? Thanks for the review!
Date: 27 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 13: Red Roses & Burst Bubbles
I always think its so awesome when love is so strong a few pics and gossip can tear it apart (rolls eyes.) Also, why the eff hasn't he told her about the Tanya situation!?
Author's Response:
next chapter...remember they r both screw-ups. Thanks for the review.
Date: 28 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 14: Pedophiles & Daddy's Little Girl
Yikes. I understand B went through some serious hardcore shit, but I don't think she's being helped. I cringe everytime Rose busts in. Not only do they treat her like she's damaged but they act like she's a little kid or unruly teen who makes bad decisions. A tragedy happened to her, but they hamper any growth or progress by controling her choices.
Author's Response:
Thank for the review! They r one big dysfunctional family.