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The Letter by changedbyEdward Rated: NC-17

[Reviews - 245]

Summary:

Edward Cullen is superstar EC Velvet. Bella Swan, professor of English Lit in Seattle, hears his velvety voice one day and it changes her life. She leaves her abusive fiance, Mike Newton, and writes a fan letter to EC Velvet. Little did she know that fate was going to intervene and bring her together with this uber-famous hip-hop/rap star and turn her life upside down... or maybe it's right side up.

Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight. I'm simply taking the universe she created and turning it inside out. :) All references to real people, real songs, or real anything else are for entertainment purposes only and only because if I mention it, it means I love it. I'm not making any money off this story or any of the characters, names, songs, or anything else I might mention. I'll leave the money making to the experts. I'm only here to play.

AH/AU/VERY OOC - Rated for excessive language, mature themes, and lemons.

Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, Ageise02 Current Reads, Stories Read by CNYBella, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiMaf
Chapters: 36 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 148606 Read Count: 47778

[Report This] Published: 29 Jan 2010 Updated: 25 May 2010

Reviewer: ksangi Signed

Date: 14 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 30: Harmony

Picture this, a livingroom full of overstuffed family members lounging about after a Thanksgiving feast. Your Niece *my Niece*, whilst dragging her very own Playskool step stool, announces to the room that she wants to share the song she learned in pre-school. After gushing grandparents and proud puffed up Poppa begin to ohh and ahh, your sister, looks over st you shrugging her shoulders as if to say don't blame me 'he's the outgoing one' helps said Niece to stand on her stool. After getting settled she begins a rousing version of “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.” However, apparently her preschool is VERY progressive and she sings “John Jacob Jinglehiney Shit.” Yup. Did you know that throw pillows aren't very tasty.

Love they story. Funny, sexy as hell, snarky and a fresh plotline. Love it!

Reviewer: ksangi Signed

Date: 14 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 34: Realization

Hmmm...pale Italians. Well, at least the Volturi has mad crazy bling yo. Gah! Where the hell did THAT come from? Oh yeah, I live in NYC. *snicker*

Reviewer: ksangi Signed

Date: 14 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 36: Epilogue

Ok. Now normally I never have difficulty finding words, but SQUEEE! This story is just, just, just so fucking grown up. Perfection and High School plotlines have become so passé. Your tale is quite the breath of fresh air. Brava.

Author's Response:
Hahahahahaha!!! I'm loving your reviews! Thanks so much for them! I'll never be able to sing John Jacob Jinglehiney Shit again without laughing my ass off!! I'm so glad to hear that you're enjoying this story!

Love in the Time of Zombies by Raven Jadewolfe Rated: NC-17

[Reviews - 118]

Summary:

In a world that is rapidly being overrun by zombies, a group people from different walks of life converge, while learning to live and love amongst the ruins of their old lives. AH. Language, gore, humor, lemons. Indie TwiFic Award Nominee!

Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02 Bella/Jasper stories
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 61045 Read Count: 8473

[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2010 Updated: 16 Apr 2010

Reviewer: ksangi Signed

Date: 09 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 15: Two Months

Wowwwww. Hm, I see that Carlisle has gone from benevolent, compassionate doctor to zombie fucking Conductor of the train to Crazytown. I guess he proved Fat Bastards claim that baby is in fact the other, other white meat.

*grin*

Author's Response:
damn straight :-)

Reviewer: ksangi Signed

Date: 11 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 16: Where There Is Smoke....................

The pace with which you have this story moving is like watching a movie, I shit you not. I'm kinda glad RL got busy so I can move through more chapters, rather than do the proverbial update pee-pee dance to find out what happens next. *grin*

However, I do believe that our dear Dr. Cullenstein has gone to rubber room town and purchased a house. Yikes.

As far as losing readers due to the gore factor, well.....the title is pretty self explainatory soooooo. Hm. Yeah.

Author's Response:
I'm really glad you've enjoyed everything so far!

Reviewer: ksangi Signed

Date: 11 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 17: To Hell with Waldo, Where's Edward?

Dude, I threw up in my mouth when Carlisle turned around with his trouser snake covered in zombie...zombie, ugh hold on...ok in zombie blech. I'm at a loss for words *rare feat I might add* finding a description of what exactly he could be slathered with.

*Snort* Esme's eating Carlisle * oh God I'm turning into Emmett*....well the sexual revolution tables have certainly turned in post-apocalyptic Forks. *grin*

Author's Response:
that scene lost me a few readers lol

The Wishing Ring: A Novella by samekraemer Rated: NC-17

[Reviews - 93]

Summary:

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Banner by ChildOfSummer!! THANK YOU!!!

If someone gave you three wishes, would you use them? That's the question Bella Swan, practical psychology major, has to decide when her grandmother presents her with a story that she can't believe, and a blue sapphire ring that she's always coveted. If you could go to any time in your future would you make the wish?

AU-Human. Cannon Couples. OOC. Not angsty, but a few tissue moments in places. Language, Lemons (of course...you know me). It's different than anything else I've written. Interested in a little magic?