Wow, what another outstanding bunch of reviews we have gotten for this chapter.  Want to address some things to cover a lot of comments and questions.  Yes jasper is a *INSERT YOUR OWN CHOICE WORD HERE*, and as much as Jess and I both really like Jasper as a character as a whole we wanted to make him not a nice guy for once.  As for non-cannon pairings, we have Elizabeth and James, we have Jake as a gay man, and we have a surprise upcoming, but we want to be very clear this is an EDWARD AND BELLA story, therefore they will be together and cannon, well as cannon as they can be, with our changes of age, humanity, and attitudes.  Alice really is pregnant, and Jasper really is the father.  Bella and Edward were keeping their relationship low key and not out in the spotlight, because they are not sure if Liz does or doesn’t remember, and they don’t want to ruin her wedding day.  (Besides, we had Jasper and Alice to make a scene... LOL.)  There will be more time jumps and drama ahead, but fear not we are working on keeping this story a nice mix between drama and hilarity.  Hope you continue to enjoy it.  Thanks for reading and reviewing, Kasi (& Jess)~

TEASER:   “Whoa, we aren’t thinking about having a baby right now,” Edward says as I cling to him. I feel like he is going to leave and never come back.

“You shut the fuck up,” Mom says pointing her finger in Edward’s face.

“Mom, stop being so mean! You weren’t this freaked out when I was with Ben,” I say trying to get her to calm down.

“Yeah, well, you weren’t having sex with him! I know the two of you are having sex!” she yells.

“First of all, it is none of your business!” I yell at her. “Second of all I put myself on birth control long ago.  And thirdly I did have sex with Ben, he was unfortunately my first.  Even though I was stupid enough to make him my first, I was smart enough to take care of my own birth control.  Oh and for the record, I always made Ben wear a condom and pull out. I do not want a child right now and as for Edward, he respects that.”

“What the... I’m so mad I can’t even think straight.” Mom stands there and she looks like she is going to cry.

“Mom…”

“No, don’t say a word to me,” she says as my eyes fills with tears.

“Liz, she’s eighteen there is really nothing we can do. Besides, he’s better than Ben,” Dad says as Edward tries to console me.

“He’s older than you are Carlisle!” Mom yells.