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Bio:
She wanted a baby, but didn't exactly go through the conventional way to have one and now she has to deal with the family, including Edward. Written purely for laughs.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 34998 Read Count: 69591
Date: 11 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20
Thanks for a nice quick read for this evening! I enjoyed it.
Revised April 2012: Bella Swan is a wallflower. Quiet and shy but with a secret lurking within her soul. Will her new professor and his TA be the ones to discover her secret and what will she think when she discovers theirs? Lemons galore. POLY B/E/J
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward/Jasper
Genre: Angst, Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, Stories Read by CNYBella, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 46 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 69591 Read Count: 158449
Date: 20 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 43: Consequences
great chapters. But Edward's going to lose his job? What? I didn't see that coming at all.
Author's Response:
He's losing his job, but not his credentials by bowing out gracefully and owning his wrong. It's a baby step towards his overall healing.
thanks for reading!
xoxo
tb
Date: 24 May 2013 Title: Chapter 46: In Clear Sight
I'm soooo happy you have returned to this story. I have missed them
"Sticks and stones may break our bones... but Bella will surely kill us."
What happens when an overprotective father sends his innocent baby girl to a private self-defense course run by a gay man? Oh if he only knew what he was paying for! Edward and Jasper aren't the only ones who have something to teach, seems Bella does as well... the art of patience.
Poly/slash included.
Extended past the June Drabble War entry.
Picks up right after Bella shoots Mike. :)
Beta'd by the amazing texasbella and the beautiful banner made by the ever so talented JA Mash
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward/Jasper
Genre: Adventure, Erotica, Family, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Love to drive's Stories to read, Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 126 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 25886 Read Count: 407788
Date: 10 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
that nightmare is just hilarious!
Date: 11 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32
this comedy should be made into a film! I can't stop laughing...
Date: 11 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25
Another night and I can't stop reading your stories. I love your snarky and witty Bella!
Date: 11 Jul 2012 Title: Sticks and Stones
Whaaaat? What a cliffie? But where are the updates?? I just want to say that I love this story and your writing! I love threesomes/poly stories and you have my favourite characters there. Your story is so funny with great dialogue that you have me laughing all the time. Great humour! I'm also glad to notice that their relationships seems to go on from the sex, so that's good news! This story is not finished! I just made a request to follow your fb group, so that I get the teasers and the juicy talks upon this, so I hope you accept my request. It's by Jane Cullen, by the way. Please update this soon! You're doing a great job!
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 70: Chapter 70
I'm so happy that you have returned to this drabble! It's excellent! I love your Bella in this! Some more, please!
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 76: Chapter 76
shit that's hot! I wouldn't mind if my legs hurt after that! ; )
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 77: Chapter 77
I just love you you change from hot sexing to pure comedy in a couple of sentences. Not many authors have that talent!
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 82: Chapter 82
Wow, didn't see that coming!
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 91: Chapter 91
I'm thrilled that they had a boy!
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 95: Chapter 95
It's nice to get Jasper's POV! Great writing as always. I can't wait for more!
Date: 19 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 101: Chapter 101
Loved your line "You pay mega bucks...."
Date: 19 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 126: Chapter 126
Thanks for soooo many chapters of this. It surely spiced up my weekend! ; ) It's also nice to hear that their story is not over!
Rebecca Summers enjoys pleasing herself with the curtains open. That is, until a mysterious man calls to tell her that he is watching. Her fantasy becomes reality as she begins to perform for this stranger, following his instructions over the phone while he watches from afar. Rebecca’s world is turned upside down when finally they meet and she enters into a D/s relationship with her Midnight Caller. This is not the complete fic. These are the original pictures that went with the drabble version.
Categories: Erotica
Characters: None
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, kegkaty's read stories
Chapters: 320 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24894 Read Count: 3028763
Date: 05 Feb 2013 Title: Chapter 298: Chapter 298
Loved the dirty talk and the hot gifs!
Date: 01 Feb 2013 Title: Chapter 295: Chapter 295
Tje last pic is so beautiful. She's eager and innocent at the same time. I loved how Edward asked her to look at his body. I want more!
Date: 19 May 2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Already the first chapter reminded me why I want to buy this one! Great job as always!
Author's Response:
awww thanks!
Date: 31 Jan 2013 Title: Chapter 294: Chapter 294
Well, edward is as gorgeaus as an angel, especially as he is rob, so no wonder that bella thinks the same!
Date: 07 Oct 2012 Title: Chapter 171: Chapter 171
hmmm... this Edward could use my body anytime as a canvas. And it would become a masterpiece for sure!
Date: 03 Feb 2013 Title: Chapter 296: Chapter 296
I love that they have the constant eye contact!
Date: 02 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 107: Chapter 107
I am so glad you recommended this to me in the kinky group on facebook. I am loving it and can't wait for an update!
Author's Response:
I love the rooms on fb. My room grows every day!
Date: 08 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 116: Chapter 116
Wow, I didn't expect them to meet like this and already! Great!
Date: 09 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 119: Chapter 119
holy shit we're gonna have some good time in the play room. ; )
Date: 11 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 124: Chapter 124
I'm just saying... what a way to start a morning ; )
Date: 28 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 154: Chapter 154
I knew our butterfly couldn't keep her hands off of him... well, no wonder! Finally the first session starts... can't wait!
Date: 01 Oct 2012 Title: Chapter 159: Chapter 159
I soooo hope that eventually they are able to have some vamp sex!
Date: 19 Oct 2012 Title: Chapter 188: Chapter 188
shit, she's a squierter! ; )
Date: 19 Oct 2012 Title: Chapter 189: Chapter 189
Let them touch each other already! This is such a torture but oh such a pleasant one!
Date: 26 Oct 2012 Title: Chapter 195: Chapter 195
hih hii.... Edward is starting lose his control with his moaning! That's good news!
Date: 27 Oct 2012 Title: Chapter 196: Chapter 196
holy shit, those pictures. My ultimate fantasy....
Date: 29 Oct 2012 Title: Chapter 199: Chapter 199
shit I'm happy I didn't open up this chapter at work. The pic is hot!
Date: 31 Oct 2012 Title: Chapter 203: Chapter 203
it's hot in here, it's hot in here.... and we actually got snow in Finland! ; )
Date: 01 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 205: Chapter 205
the fact that Edward warmed his tongue with a boiling water was hilarious! Only you can think of such a detail. And once again the session and the pics were sooo hot!
Date: 02 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 207: Chapter 207
Finally he realizes his feelings for her. Squeel!
Date: 07 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 212: Chapter 212
what a surprise from Edward and we seem to get some office sex. Great! And those stockings are sooo beautiful and sexy!
Date: 07 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 213: Chapter 213
office sex with the danger of getting caught... a girl can dream!
Date: 10 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 216: Chapter 216
well, now you surprised me big time! I for sure didn't see that coming! Emmett in women's underwear would be quite a sight for sure!
Date: 11 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 217: Chapter 217
shit that picture is just soooooo wrong! The perfect body and the ridiculous underwear just don't go well together!!! Shit how horrible that looks!
Date: 17 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 224: Chapter 224
I guess Edward has found his special diet! ; ) Can't wait for the reward.
Date: 19 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 226: Chapter 226
the last two chapters have been hotter than hot. And finally she realizes that she's in love with him! :)
Date: 21 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 228: Chapter 228
Now you surprised me! I was sure that she got to taste his cum but no. Well, good writers are also good at surprising their readers!
Date: 22 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 229: Chapter 229
hmmm.... the suspense is killing me. What's going to change?
Date: 14 Jan 2013 Title: Chapter 277: Chapter 277
I wonder if butterfly will express her love to his sir in the journal... Great chapter as always!
Date: 01 Dec 2012 Title: Chapter 237: Chapter 237
I want the answers to the questions! Soon! You solved the issue with the venom very nicely!
Date: 02 Dec 2012 Title: Chapter 239: Chapter 239
hmm.... would love to spend having lunch like this!
Date: 06 Dec 2012 Title: Chapter 243: Chapter 243
Nice that Edward's ready and demanding his pleasure! I bet it will be extra hot!
Date: 12 Dec 2012 Title: Chapter 249: Chapter 249
wow, now you surprised me again. B gets superpowers from his cum... I like the idea!
Date: 14 Dec 2012 Title: Chapter 251: Chapter 251
finally she realized that she's in love with him! ; ) And those pics suit the chapter perfectly.
Date: 16 Dec 2012 Title: Chapter 253: Chapter 253
I hope that Bella writes about her love to her Sir or about her mixed feelings towards Edward in her journal.
Date: 17 Dec 2012 Title: Chapter 254: Chapter 254
this was a great chapter! I loved to get into Bella's mind through her journal entry. Please continue with that!
Date: 21 Dec 2012 Title: Chapter 258: Chapter 258
The exhibitionist in me found that very very hot!
Date: 23 Dec 2012 Title: Chapter 259: Chapter 259
She does deserve a great reward!
Date: 15 Jan 2013 Title: Chapter 278: Chapter 278
That was simply perfectly written.
Date: 21 Jan 2013 Title: Chapter 283: Chapter 283
Can't help but love the egg/bullet! It gets me off every fucking time! Every woman should have one! And yes, the chapter was hot!
Date: 21 Jan 2013 Title: Chapter 284: Chapter 284
I have to say that are a master in choosing your pictures to the chapters.... I guess the big big sex scene is getting very close! Yay!
Date: 25 Jan 2013 Title: Chapter 288: Chapter 288
Wow, that was wonderful!
Date: 28 Jan 2013 Title: Chapter 290: Chapter 290
Damn you are a Mistress of keeping uo suspension and all your readers on their toes! This was great as always but I. Want. The. Sex!!!! ; )
Date: 30 Jan 2013 Title: Chapter 293: Chapter 293
Awww.... She's only interested in his marital status.
Date: 08 Feb 2013 Title: Chapter 301: Chapter 301
And we want always more!
Date: 10 Feb 2013 Title: Chapter 302: Chapter 302
Aww... The shift in power. Great!
Date: 11 Feb 2013 Title: Chapter 303: Chapter 303
And we go for round two, three, four and five but who's counting?
Date: 18 Feb 2013 Title: Chapter 307: Chapter 307
Awww... Time for some cuddles and sweet words. Beautiful!
Date: 21 Feb 2013 Title: Chapter 310: Chapter 310
It's sad to see the end coming!
Date: 22 Feb 2013 Title: Chapter 311: Chapter 311
Wow, you really surprised me with the ending. It was beautiful but I'm also a bit baffled that he didn't tell her what he is. Well, we do have the sequel for all that and I can't wait for that!
Date: 02 Mar 2013 Title: Chapter 312: Chapter 312
Aww, you made my Saturday morning with this update! I have missed you and your story. The chapter and the pic were beautiful and I can't wait for Edward's thougts!
Date: 29 Jul 2014 Title: Chapter 319: Midnight Eternal Chapter 1
I'm so very glad you have your sequel ready. I have missed them and can't wait to buy this too to myself. The postcard of Midnight Caller is still on my fridge door.
By the way, there are two typos of it's instead of its (correct version) in the chapter in case you want to correct them.
Author's Response:
Thanks :) And I love that you still have the post card :)
A baseball pitcher, a catcher, and a fact checker/aspiring writer. If love is so hard for two people, can three possibly make it work? Edward Cullen has two problems…First, he’s in a secret relationship with his catcher that’s very contentious at times. Second, his high school girlfriend, his first everything, is back in town. Will the three strike out or will it be the ultimate homerun?
This story is a poly/slash story. If that’s not your cup of tea, then I’d urge you to find something else because it begins with a bang, literally. Edward and Jasper play semi-pro baseball, so there will be some baseball-related action, but it’s not a full-on sports story. There will be a bit of violence and talk of domestic violence, but I’ve tried to be sensitive and will post a warning in those chapters. At its heart, it’s a love story. It’s just not a conventional one.
E/J/B and the rest of the cast. Alice gets someone, too. Very OOC/Sex/Some violence (nothing sexual)/Rated NC-17 for sex/language/ adult situations.
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward/Jasper
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Risqué
Series: Stories I've Already read
Chapters: 69 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 215194 Read Count: 222305
Date: 17 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - The Starting Line-Up Pt. 2
I'm glad this story was recommended on facebook. There are too less poly stories and the backgrounds of the characters here seem interesting.
Date: 17 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 - The Warm Up Pt. 2
wow, it's getting so hot already. Bella's a lucky girl for having two men go down on her.
Date: 17 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 - Welcome Home
it's wonderful to see the change in Jasper. This was a great chapter.
Date: 17 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13 - Welcome Home...Pt. 2
shit that was hot
Date: 18 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21 - Details Pt. 3
It was great how he outed their relationship to his parents and that they were so understanding
Date: 18 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25 - Unexpected Skills Pt. 2
that was definately the sexiest haircut ever done!
Date: 18 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 43: Chapter 43 - The Keys to Happiness Pt 3
their commitment ceremony was so beautiful. It was great that it was a surprise to Bella.
Date: 19 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 69: Chapter 69 - Epilogue Pt. 3
thanks so much for writing this wonderfully loving and sexy story. I love poly/threesome stories especially with these characters and your became one of my favourites in the category. I was a bit surprised how quickly Jasper became bisexual and fell in love with Bella but other than that I loved it. It would have been wonderful to read more about their family life with kids as well as there are hardly any poly stories like that in this fandom. Thanks again for the story!
This is a collection of short stories based on a picture or series of pictures. It doesn't have to be read in order. Find a chapter you like and enjoy. It includes some non consentual sex and some aspects of horror. This is heavy BDSM. Please don't read if it isn't your thing. 18 and up please.
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5000 Read Count: 49713
Date: 28 Sep 2014 Title: Chapter 7: Garden of Eden
So that's where lust comes from! I liked it even though the picture gives me the worst creeps!
Date: 23 Mar 2014 Title: Chapter 1: A Master's Training
Damn that was hot!
Date: 14 Sep 2014 Title: Chapter 3: Elizabeth's Breeding
Thanks for this wake-up call!
Author's Response:
you are soo welcome
Desperate times call for desperate measures, but how far would you go to escape? How can three men help three girls out of their sticky situations, or help them into them for that matter? Canon, non-canon, everything goes. You have been warned. ExB
This will be the only warning given for this story: This story is based on a porn site. There will be plenty of sex. Mixed couples, slash, HET, bi, anal. Basically, anything goes. If you are easily offended, please do not continue.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 41 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 86216 Read Count: 192179
Date: 25 Feb 2016 Title: Chapter 39: Chapter 39
Aah, to experience squirting...one can dream...
Date: 14 Apr 2016 Title: Chapter 40: Chapter 40
A spontaneous BJ, liked it! Keep the chapters comng!
Date: 29 Sep 2014 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Love, love, love that you are returning to this!
Author's Response:
Thanks hun! I'm so glad I decided to put this back up :)
Date: 17 Feb 2016 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38
So glad to see you back on this. You write some seriously hot threesomes!
Edward Cullen is a famous movie star as is his girlfriend Tanya, the mother of his child. Their son is a week old and can't seem to keep any formula down. Annoyed by the crying and finding motherhood tedious, Tanya takes off for the spa and a commercial shoot leaving Edward alone with their newborn.
After trying nearly every formula on the market, Esme, Edward's sister suggests breast milk. It seems like a long shot, but when Bella Swan answers the unusual ad, Edward thinks all of his problems are solved. His son is doing well, but he has a new problem, an undeniable attraction for the woman who saved his son's life.
Categories: Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 159 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 91905 Read Count: 1113973
Date: 17 Mar 2015 Title: Chapter 51: Chapter 9 Part 1
Can't wait to see Alice beat him. She's got a perfect body!
Date: 15 Jul 2015 Title: Chapter 74: Chapter 13 part 2
Great chapter! Take your time with your family.
Date: 17 Jul 2015 Title: Chapter 75: Chapter 13 part 3
Loving how straightforward Edward is!
Date: 12 Oct 2015 Title: Chapter 106: Chapter 17 Part 6
He's such a cutie!
Date: 12 Oct 2015 Title: Chapter 107: Chapter 17 Part 7
I hope that the press is going to flame Tanya.
Date: 12 Oct 2015 Title: Chapter 109: Chapter 17 Part 9
Lol, and immediately they get caught!
Date: 12 Oct 2015 Title: Chapter 110: Chapter 17 Part 10
Edward is a true gentleman.
Date: 09 Feb 2015 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 5 (part 5)
I wouldn't mind staying in these quaters...
Date: 08 Feb 2015 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 5 (Part 4)
They hugged! Squeel! And I can't wait for Edward to meet Elizabeth for the first time. And btw, try to ignore the haters. I know it's tough. I love this story and keep on checking my email box many times a day to see if the new chapter is there!
Date: 16 Mar 2015 Title: Chapter 50: Chapter 8 part 10
Jasper's got it bad for Alice...
Date: 13 Oct 2015 Title: Chapter 111: Chapter 17 Part 11
LOL. Tanya so deserves that!
Date: 25 Jun 2015 Title: Chapter 72: Chapter 12 part 6
Glad that he didn't go back to his bedroom and that he clearly has started to hate Tanya.
Date: 09 May 2015 Title: Chapter 63: Chapter 11 Part 3
Lol, raising kids and having a house from interior design magazines don't really match.
Date: 02 Jun 2015 Title: Chapter 65: Chapter 11 part 5
God, the personal pronoun IT just makes me so mad! Very nicely thought, however!