“Swan! I wanted that file ten minutes ago, on my desk, it’s outside my door, are you blind?!” “No Cullen, I cannot see your office, because yes, I AM blind and I don’t want to walk in and listen to you with Tanya Denali!”

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Charolette died 60 years ago and left Peter.  Edward left Bella in the forest nearly two hundred years ago.  Peter has been alone and Bella has been through hell; how will they find common ground?  What will happen when these two cross paths?

Everyones got secrets...dirty little secrets. Bella Swan is tired of her life, so will a swinger's party have someone swing her way. BPOV and EPOV. Warning...LEMONS AHEAD

Bella is a bestselling author who lives in seclusion.  Edward is a has-been actor with no penny on his name.  When Bella picked up a homeless Edward on the beach, she is determined to get him back into acting.  Edward is doing his best not to get into Bella's pants... and also help her get out of her shell.

All things Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer.  The rest of the story belongs to me.

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I was a normal girl, living a normal life. Never did I expect to thrust into a world where the supernatural ruled. Vampires, Demons, Werewolves and Witches? ExB, AU

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Isabella Swan has never had an easy life; she's haunted day-in and day-out by the demons of her past.  Believing that she can never trust a man with her heart and definitely not her body after Charlie, her father, and only living relative is killed in the line of duty.  She decides to become a mother by In Vitro Fertilization... Dr. Edward Cullen is a pediatric specialist.  After suffering a tragic loss of his own, Dr. Cullen closed himself off to everyone in the world, including his 7 year old daughter.  Can an extraordinary twist of fate and a rambunctious 7 year old help bring two broken people, who've given up on love, together?

Will Isabella finally have a real family of her own?

Beta'd by: Jdonovan09, famaggiolo, and ivoryhairbela... you ladies are amazing and I couldn´t do it without you... even when you bust my chops, Iza!  A million and one thank you´s!!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF ITS PHENOMENAL CHARACTERS.  NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED...

To their families, Edward Masen, and Bella Volturi hate each other. Their secret relationship isn't the only thing they are hiding.

*Will be part of a Multi-Shot Series*

Rated for explicit Lemons and Violence

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Bella has come to accept that her unusual fetish may mean she spends her life alone, that is, until she meets handsome OB Edward.

Edward is a single parent of a five year old daughter who is just trying to maintain. Bella is a teacher replacing little Ally's teacher. Edward finds that his life is more connected to Bella than he ever thought.

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Summary: The newly appointed King Edward has failed to produce an heir with his wife of fifteen years. At thirty years old Queen Tanya's chances of ever giving Edward a live son have greatly lessened. Edward's Privy Council have decided on a course of action: Queen Tanya will be asked to revoke the crown and her title as wife of Edward. Edward will then marry another. Many young ladies have been brought to court with the task of catching their king. Duty, Loyalty and Threats will bring England a queen who will change their king. But will it be for the better?

Rating for future content.

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A jilted bride and a jilted groom decide to go on their respective honeymoons.  When fate brings them together at the same resort in the Bahamas, how much will they have in common besides broken hearts?  Can you start over on your honeymoon?  What do they each bring to the table?  It all starts with a white bikini…where will it end?

AH/Canon couples.  NC-17 for a reason (I mean, it’s me for crap’s sakes!).  Language (again, it’s me).  Shifting perspectives, and unusual twists.  Who doesn’t love a beach getaway?

The Cullen crime family has been a problem for the law officers of Chicago for over fifty years. After dozens of failed attempts to infiltrate the family, the FBI decides it's time to send in more undercover agents, Edwards and Whitlock. However, the Feds do not realize that Edwards has an agenda all of her own, which doesn't necessarily include putting a stop to the family's business.

As the end times approach the battle for souls on earth begins, so many people have yet to choose sides.

 Heaven and Hell have opened the gates and let loose the best they have to offer, the gates closed and

nothing may re-enter until the battle is won, unless, that is, you perish.

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This story will contain lemons...

College senior Bella Swan is trying to put her past behind her and be a responsible adult. Her plans get tossed aside when dirty boy Edward Cullen appears at her local Laundromat. It's time to get dirty and come clean. AH/AU, drabble 

Bella meets Edward, but what she does know not who he is and what he does. But Edward knows the lines that he's crossing when he makes the decision to be with her. Many factors are against them. Will their love be enough? or will the lines be too strong?

Princess Isabella is almost sixteen years old and the heiress to the throne of Italy, Her father King Charles wants her to be married, but in the end the descision is entirely hers. With this in mind he invited Lord Edward Cullen and his family to stay at the castle. What will happen between them, will sparks fly? Will Isabella become the next Queen of Italy?

Emmett, Jasper and Edward have been in the Army for the last 9 years together. Bella is Em's little sister. One package to Em changes everything. AH. HEA

Whipped cream flavored vodka, Justin Bieber, skinny dipping & Birthday Sex! Spend 24 hours in the life of Edward Masen. While celebrating their dirty thirty, twins Edward and Jasper, and their bestie, Emmett, carve a path of destruction through the city.

After a shocking discovery, Bella is forced out of her rainy, northwestern home and takes up residence in sunny, Jacksonville, Florida. While she suspects her life with vampires is over, she is unknowingly moving deeper into supernatural waters. After all, there's always a bigger fish. AU-New Moon

When Edward and Bella get back from Italy things have changed. Edward is restricting more and more of what she can do. Bella loses herself. She becomes rebelious Bella. Partying with the wolves, having wild nights out and going to jail. With Peter Whitlock she begins to find herself again. Join them on their journey.

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT VOTED FOR ME AND PETER. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS STORY HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR THE BIG HUMOR/  BEST   OVERALL   STORY   LAUGH AWARD AT GIGGLES AND SNORT!!!!!

SO IF PETER HAS MADE YOU GIGGLE, SNORT, SPIT YOUR OUT OREOS, LAUGH SO HARD THAT YOU WANT TO PEE YOUR PANTS OR JUST CHEERED YOU UP; GO VOTE FOR HIM!   MY SISTERS ALSO CRACK ME, TELL ME FUNNY STORIES AND MAKE ME LAUGH TOOOOO!!!!

I WANT TO GIVE THE NAUGHTY GIRLS THAT I MENTIONED ABOVE A SPECIAL PETERS AWARD. I AM WORKING ON THAT! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

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Thank you to everyone that voted for my Peter!!!!!! petersgirl loves ya!!!!!!

Finally fed up Bella snaps from her Zombie State, she goes to the Volturi in seek of help to kill Victoria and to protect all those she loves... But she finds love in an unlikely person, a grandfather she has never met, littered with scars and a life with Immortality. Caius/Bella, Ra: M