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Let's get all the pimping and links over with first
TWITTER! Cum play with me, sexually or otherwise
MY BLOG! Where i blog, give recs, banners, blinkies, contests, and smut writing lessons, it's pretty awesome, if i may honk my own horn...Wait, that just sounds sexual :D
THE AMAZING STORY I'M BETA-ING! It's called Unexpected Love, by the amazing SweetLovinCullen ]
BANNER FOR MY STORY: Kiss With a Fist Made By Me
Now this is how my obsession started, i stumbled upon my first fanfiction and smut SparklingTwilight's Tides of Fate.
YUMMY! After i read, probably over 100 more smutterific stories...I had an idea. I said HEY! I wanna write smut! So i enrolled in Smut University (no literally there are online courses from PTB!) And it when off from there...
Now, let me tell you about myself. My name is Riley Calvin, I am 22. I am a part time English Lit teacher at a college, my other job is restoring old cars. On top of that i'm in a band called the Blackhearts. I live in the perfect place for vampire spotting ] Oregon. Right in between LA, and Vancouver. And me living in Oregon has payed off. I have hung out with THE PRECIOUS! And if you don't know who that is...Just leave...Now... And ladies, who have already creamed there panties. I'm not talking getting an autograph, and picture. I'm talking some Jello and Tequila shots.:D EEP!
BTW
I am totally, 100 percent. irrevocably in love with the girls at twitarded, i'm more of a stalker...since they dont know me an all. That defines a stalker right? Being in love with someone from afar/you haven't met..
Wait here is the definition from dictionary.com: to pursue persistently and, sometimes, attack (a person with whom one is obsessed, often a celebrity)
I LOOOVE YOU SnarkierThanYou, JennyJerkface and LatchkeyWife!
See...Stalkerific...smexy *
Anyhoo, something you also didn't know about me
Every single fucking Wednesday, i race to the computer like a ravenous dog in heat to see if the update to HunterHunting's Misaphrehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores (Mobs for short) is waiting in my email...but alas, it is completed and need new crack to read, so REC people REC!
Also, people have told me i look like Kstew...
see ya later whores!
Also message me. I love the attention!
Bella has grown from an orphaned sixteen year old raised by her older brother Emmett and his friends affectionately known as ‘her boys’, to an up and coming first year medical intern. When a day in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Eventual Canon pairings. Rated 'NC-17' for strong language, lemons.
Newest fanmade banner that I thought was cool and had to add by Twilighted's ebonyy:
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, Fics to Read, LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, Finished, Love to drive's Stories to read, Twilight - Read, Themslovebug90's read stories, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, Kuu Faves, Completed Stories, Stories I've Already read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, J's Read and Loved Stories, My favs past present and future , mamih's favorites, TBR
Chapters: 60 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 413119 Read Count: 753010