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"Two weeks. Two years. Who cares?" A lesson in love, crime, and passion. When two young lovers find themselves in the middle of the storm, can love conquer all? AH. OOC. Rated M Mafia fic.
Humor/Romance/Violence/Drama...you name it, QS has it, or will. Canon couples. Not canon characters. (Mafia fic) MobWard
Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight.
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Banner by the amazing RoseArcadia
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
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Chapters: 49 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 618485 Read Count: 2672488
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Bebella
Awsomee I loved the gun part, its my fav!, I would really like to hear more about Bebella, and def mr fuckhot pussy lips!
Love ya boluda!
Alice
Author's Response:
OMG!!!! I so love you too!!!
-B
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 2: Edward
Awsome chap! I'ms o exited for this story, I loved Alice all worry for her cousin lol, she was just traying to help, maybe not in the best way but, help nevertheless. I'm falling in love with this Edward, he's autentic, he's right, take him as he is ot not at all! I love him!
Love you boludaaaaaaaa!
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 3: Bella
YAY chao 3 already!, I respect Bella so much for not wanting to be a hore even if she has money troubles, and I love Edward for taking care of her and traying to help her, even tough as he said he can promise her the world (that was soooo sweet), without wanting anything in return.
Love you Lexi Cant wait for the next update! I want WEDDING!
Love you boluda!
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 4: The Wedding Part One
I loved this chap. I'm sorry I couldnt upload my review any sonner, just having some troubles...anyway, I love the way Edward can be all overportective ad sweet at the same time, and takes care of Bella without expecting anything in retur, wich, I wonder what's this misterious job I can wait. and Carslile lol... he's just, damn, I wouldnt like to find out my groom fucking someone else on my wedding night LMAO! he' special (L)
Love you amiga!
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 5: The Wedding Part Two
Damn! that was some deep shit you said there about the girl, I may use it as my new mantra, cause its great, (I know you didnt came out with it, but it sounds cooler on you lol)JS. The lemon... that was extremly hot, all the teasing, damn...and I wish I could wok for Edward, just driving a car, hell I would walk and carry the crack LOL
Love yo boluda!
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 6: The Game
THIS chapter, well I already told you what I think about it, but this right here shows me just how deep you can make me feel a character, and Bella's feelings here, jump righ out of the screen, the feeling is just so powerful that blows your mind away, and its a very emotional roller coaster into her mind and feelings, I love that you have the power to make me feel just the way Bella does, wich I think its every writter's dream, to let the reader become one with the character, but then again its very hard to acommplish that. You def acomplish that in every chapter of every story you writte. Never stop doing this cause this rigt here, is what you are born to be. A great writter Alex.
Love you so much amiga
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 7: Aruba
YESSS! Esne its right its not 1950! I (L) Esme! demand that tanning shp Esme! LOL
But *puts hands to a side* its all good with Carlisle, (I've been repiting that all day, but its all good LOL)
Loved and pised myseld with Edward and Carlisle conversation, love Edward
so its all good ya son, keep'em coming!
love ya sis (is all good)
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 8: Round One
VEGAS BABY!lol I just loooove vegas, but not as much as loved this chap, and Edward drives m crazy cause he doesnt know what he wants but he's sure he wants Bella! and Nanny...I love Nanny, and as I told you I think she might be playing Edward with her death wish LMAO! I would like to see Edwards face if turns out to be cure after he marry Bella
Love you Bella! ( my sister ffrom another misterrr)
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 9: Round Two
LMAO! He actually sniffed the tampon, I pised myself, it was hilarious, it was funny and gross, but more funny, damn Edwad its def bipolar, but I have to admit I was like that with my ex, like fight every second and tell him dont leave, and I also behaved alot like Bella when I started dating him, crying put of the blue, I didnt knew what was wrong with me cause I'm not the kind of person who even cries often, but I can relate with them soooo much, Thanks for an amazing chap Boluda Te amo AMIGA!
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 10: Round Three
Thissssss is amazing! tought I do have to say Carlisle goT into my nerves, he just woldn't leave! I mean can't he get a hint hint? lol, he anoyed the shit out of Bella, and I loved Edward's reaction towads him with the gun, and then Bella with the knife, hilarious!
CANT WAIT FOR UPDATE!
I'm down with the wedding anywhere, as long as I'm invited lol
love you boluda!
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 11: Decision/Draw
awsome chap!! you're the best ever!!
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 12: TKO
OH God! I laughed so hard I'm literally crying now lol, I love drunk Bella she's hilarious, and I think the Cullen's get together just got a little more dangerous in this fic, and I love that, there's no shovels here, its guns lol
amazing I really enjoyed this, it made my day
Love you sista!
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 13: Light my Fire
"Every noise—every noise Edward thought he heard, he'd draw his gun and say "Shhh!" while he tried to listen, like we were in the jungles of Vietnam or some shit." -I love this! I pissed myself its sooo funny!
I really liked the fight-sex-fight-sex, I dont know why but make up sex is soooooo moree much better than just regular! tought, any kind of sex with Edward is amazing, amazing like this chapter!
Love you amiga!
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 14: Lousy Day at the Slots
The bugs in Jersey suck, MC almost got bit: Someone tried to kill Bella, and failed...damn, do you think my rommate is trying to kill me? you know being a bug and stuff...LOL awsome chap! as always, and thank soooo much for the putting the Aro's code cause I really didnt understand shit what they were talking about, and that means it actually works lol cause there's no way in hell you would know what they were talking about, unless you know the code! you had to be some kind of Mob in your other life def, I was an irish goat...LOL
love you!
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 15: Bad Taffy
I tought Momo was going to get it lol, and pot is magic lol "There was a fight about that too, and sadly I didn't have any more pot left."
damn Edward is in troubles now, but I think Bella handled eveerything great, he should give her some credit now she earned her bones lol
Amazing chap!
Love you
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 16: The Trouble in Little Odessa
I love love looooooooooooooooooooooved the orture part, (caue I'm weird like that lol) I some how knew you'll put some knife there, and damn the salt and the alcohol, Edwars is sooo mean, and I love it and they deserve it, its really awsome how you pull this chapter cause you can make almost anything, its amazing watch how you're skills for writting gets better and better with evry chap. I'm sorry I'm late on my reply, I started college again two days ago and I barely sleep at all, and last night when I checked my mail, I was like HEAVEN! when I saw your update, lol, anyway, how are you? I mis you an I mss the girls too sa hi to them from me, here is not much going on, I got my Edward for class mate so I'm in the clouds, and my History tacher is Dom...
Love you SOOOOO MUCH Boluda!
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 17: Antipasto
I wouldn't dream of any other thanksgiving with the Cullen's, lol fantastic as always!, can't wait for next chap!, tought I have this weird feeling about Aro, does he has some kind of tiny crush with Bella? js, I love him tought, he's sooo sweet and helpfull!
te amo amiga!
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 18: A Bitch Named Karma
Ok so I read it 3 times, cause thats how awsome this chap was, but you already know all cause I told you, but my rommate here wants to add a comment, he asked my to writte, cause his innability to di it by hilsef
Norbert says: you deserve an standing ovation for this chapter, you writte with the quallity of a 1000 times best seller author, I hope you continue to illuminate us with your writtes.
(shit, who knew he could be sooo deep?)lol
Lover you!
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 19: When Shit Rolls Downhill
I loved badass Bella, she totally cutted a bitch lol, *fist pump* and of course I loved sweetward, taking care of Bella, it reminded me a bit of TSOU Edward, when he got al doctor over Bella, lol, AND I'm beting all I have that Bella's dad death wasnt an accident, I mean it could have been a conmotion BUT if I Edward wel enought, he sended somebody to take care of him am I righ? wait wait, I know what you'll say "eh..." lol
Love you soo much and I cant wait for the next update
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 20: Stages
lol I wonder if Edward is that desperate to have sex tha he woul actually rub sanitizer down his dick, poor Edward... and Aro's plan was amazing, so now the chief of the russian mafia is death right? that shit was cool!
by the way Reene is a bitch, no mater what, I hate her
Awsome chap! Te amo amiga!
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 21: Hot
LMAO! I would totally do some sick shit that, like Momo, saying the car exploded and not explainging anything lol, just to mess with people, I'm so twisted :D, and that was awsome, it just happened, Bella was so close for the 2nd time, she didint deserve being screamed at, and poor Edward, jezz, that flu was I dont know like the pig flue or something, I hope I never catch something like that, or I'll die like in war
Awsome chap Lexi the "cheese" La Fontaine! I swear is a brand here, still is cool, love you soo much!
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 22: Wrapped Around my Finger
Fucking amazing chap, I want Potter world!!! Love you so much I almost finished just one more LOL!
Author's Response:
You are amazing. Your reviews are amazing. You're also the best!! I mean that.
Love you so much!!!
Date: 04 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 23: Bella Cullen and the Mafia Prince
AND ITS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT OF PARK!! Team Edward wins!!!!!!!!!!!! *doing the wave* lol that was a awsome baseball lemon right there! amazing chap! love you Lexi!!
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The things some people will do for love....
Serial Drabble
Rated: NC-17 for gore, violence and graphic hardcore horror
Genre: Extreme Horror
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Other Misc Char or Pairings(nc)
Genre: Horror
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14160 Read Count: 10422
Date: 21 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter Twenty Two
ohhhh damnnn, I wanna know what happened to him!!! don't die on us now Edward!! lol
FANTASTIC (as everything you write)
love!