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╔══╦══╦══╗ Just like JMolly.. I too have been diagnosed
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Banner by mimozka
Only 25 days remained until Bella would take my name and belong to me forever. Somehow, she was changing me. Somehow, I didn’t hate myself so much anymore. I was beginning to be able to accept what I was. Dealing with some other individuals was not becoming easier, however. Maybe it was just angst. I was having a hard time controlling my irritation these days.
A moment of passion becomes a fright night for Edward and Bella. Alice and Jasper are not helpful.
Post-Eclipse, canon-based,canon pairings, vamps. Comedy/Romance. First story in my Unforeseen Events Series of 6 books. Rated NC-17 for some language, mature themes & lemons in some chapters. Mature content will become more explicit as this series progresses.
Categories: Twilight, Alternate Universe, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: THE UNFORESEEN EVENTS SERIES
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11444 Read Count: 9416
Date: 23 May 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9:Unwanted Attention
Hilarious so loved this story. Snort, giggle, giggle! Great fun!
Author's Response:
Thank you! I just love to make people happy.
xo
Date: 23 May 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Bad Idea
Priceless!
Author's Response:
*bows while snickering evilly*
Thank you:D
Date: 24 May 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Charlie, No, Please! Don't Shoot Me!
"Oh, no. He’s going to speak to my parents. Oh, God, not that. Anything but that." Dear JMolly ..This is hysterical. I am on the floor .. laughing so much. Poor Edward. LMAO. This is too great! I'm reading it for the 2nd time it's so so funny!
Author's Response:
I am so glad you got a good laugh. i laughed like a maniac, writing it.
*Please Note: I have re-posted this story as it did not post properly the first time. Enjoy:)
Just then, the door opened, surprisingly fast. The most dangerous, most beautiful boy that the girls had ever seen was standing there. The little scouts' knobby knees started to shake. They stood on the stoop, speechless, with eyes round as dinner plates.
One shot story in the same canon as my 'Unforeseen Events' series. Rated T, but the series will eventually be NC-17 as it progresses.
Pre-Twilight.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jasper/Alice
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: THE UNFORESEEN EVENTS SERIES
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1421 Read Count: 373
Date: 26 May 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
That was cute.
Author's Response:
Thank you. Just a quick peek at them, for fun. Thanks for reviewing!
After Alice puts a risque engagement photo of Bella & Edward in all the local papers, they attempt to lie low and avoid the gossips. 23 days before the wedding, BD, canon-based.
A Sequel to “Unforeseen Events”. Please read UE first or this will not make any sense:)
Rated NC-17 for sexuality and some language. Lemons in some chapters.
To learn what kind of 1910's slang Edward might use, go to www.alphadictionary.com/slang
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: THE UNFORESEEN EVENTS SERIES
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14139 Read Count: 4945
Date: 23 May 2010 Title: Chapter 7: Epilogue: Saying 'Goodbye' to the Group
Very nice.
Author's Response:
I'm glad you enjoyed it;)
Banner by mimozka
Bella and I were now being babysat at every moment. Alice had peeked, five days earlier, and had Seen... distressing things. I couldn't even kiss Bella these days without having Alice and company show up to remind us that we couldn't get carried away.
The fallout was threefold. One, we were dangerously horny. Two, we were nervous wrecks. Three, we were Bridezilla and Groomzilla We were no longer behaving in our accustomed fashion. We were nuts.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, THE UNFORESEEN EVENTS SERIES
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11110 Read Count: 5575
Date: 24 May 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue: Worse Than Charlie
Ha!
Author's Response:
*snickers*
Date: 24 May 2010 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: Entertaining Alaskans
O...okay, okay, now that was funny. I love this series. LMAO.
Author's Response:
Thanks so much, and thanks for all your reviews. Keep on reading:D
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Sequel to Bella’s Revenge. Bella has been abducted by Edward’s brother. Edward wages war on anyone who stands in his way of finding his one true love. Brother against brother. Can he save her before she’s killed? Before she’s turned? Or before she falls in love? How can Edward ever forgive his brother? The one he trusts. The one known as…Jasper.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Action, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 81658 Read Count: 24568
Date: 31 May 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
What's going on? Bella is such a bitch. Edward just died for pete's sake. "This was Jasper. He loves Alice. I love Edward." This is making me crazy. Yeah, I want to kick both their asses. WTF!!! My head hurts....
Author's Response:
I'm sorry you have a headache. All will be answered. :)
Date: 31 May 2010 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
Are we talking vampire clones? This is getting ANNOYING! Yet, intriguing. But, no matter what this bella is a bitch (how can that be?).
Author's Response:
I like your thinking. You're on target.
How does a father deal with his only daughter getting married? Charlie finds comfort in an old friend. See how Bella’s decisions in Breaking Dawn affect Charlie and lead to a relationship with Sue. Charlie POV for parts of Breaking Dawn. My entry for the Twilight Team DILF contest.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Charlie/Sue
Genre: One-Shot, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: For the Love of Charlie
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8560 Read Count: 555
Date: 22 May 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Learning to Love Again - One Shot
Yeah for Charlie!
Author's Response:
I'm so glad you liked my Charlie :)
Thanks so much for reading and reviewing.
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B and E wed. There's some romancing going on behind the scenes, some teasing at the reception, and some trouble from Jacob.
Sequel to Prenuptual Posturing, in the Unforeseen Events Series. Rated M for later chapters. All belongs to Stephenie Meyer. Romance, humour, hurt and comfort. The Cullens and Hales, The Denalis, Charlie, The Dwyers, The Clearwaters, Jacob, Sam, Ang and Ben, the Forks High acquaintances.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: THE UNFORESEEN EVENTS SERIES
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 65913 Read Count: 12645
Date: 24 May 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: I Take Thee, Isabella
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
Author's Response:
*curtsies*
Date: 24 May 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Husband and Wife
Gets better and better. Just wonderful!
Author's Response:
Oh, I am glad you're enjoying it:)
Date: 24 May 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Dinner, with Roast, Is Served
This is the best wedding I ever attended. *smile*
Author's Response:
Just for that, Alice (who is laughing) is playing Edward's voicemail for you:
[Edward's voice] You have reached the voicemail of Edward and Bella Cullen. We're not available right now as we're on our honeymoon. (Bella! Stop that. I'm trying to do something, here. Bella, please. Okay, okay. Ssh!) Alice, if this is you, stop looking! Please leave a message and we'll get back to you. Someday. When we're less, uh... busy.[beep]
Date: 24 May 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: It Started with the Shoes
Yay! Go teamEdward! Melt, melt, melting...
Author's Response:
Yeah, i'm awfully fond of a man who can dance. Bella just couldn't get him upstairs fast enough. Or was that Edward, getting her upstairs... Hmm. No matter. They got there!!!
Date: 24 May 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing
Insightful. Interesting rendition.
Author's Response:
Thank you. I just couldn't see things falling out the way they did in BD (I loved BD though, honest).
Date: 25 May 2010 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13: Comfort Zone, Part 1
Billy Burke is sooo Charlie and sexy. I luv when Charlie's character is fleshed out. Such potential.
Author's Response:
Yeah, I love Charlie. We're going to have to keep him around awhile.
Date: 25 May 2010 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14: Comfort Zone, Part 2
Yay! Yay! Yay!!! Awesome. Luv it. Alright! Yes, all is right in the world. Good going JMolly!
Author's Response:
Thanks again *bows*.
I'm glad you enjoy my Charlie and Sue:)
Date: 25 May 2010 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 15: Carpenter's Lady
This is all so sexy. OMG!
Author's Response:
Thank you :)
Vamps are so naughty.
Date: 25 May 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21: The Phone Call
Fantastic & totally fun story. Thanks JMolly :) Can't wait to read more of ur work. Go TeamEdward!
Author's Response:
Oh, you're so welcome. Keep reading, and keep in touch:)
This is a three part short story that is Jasper's point of view of Bella's 18th Birthday party. Read what the evening was like through Jasper's thirsty eyes.
We learn about his past as he struggles to forget the horrors that shaped him into the only Cullen who still struggles significantly with a day to day life of abstaining from human blood. Alice has tried for decades to help her husband abstain, but we all know that he eventually slips.
What caused him to finally break?
By twilightcakes at 2011-01-19
Jasper certainly never thought a paper cut would change his life or the lives of those around him so significantly. Set during New Moon.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward, Jasper/Alice
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20619 Read Count: 389
The Cullens thought Edward would never grow up, but marriage to a determined human girl, and a trip to Brazil, alter him forever. On his honeymoon, Edward finds more than love, friendship, self-acceptance, and an ability to lead. He embraces a future. Summer 2011 Shimmer Awards Best Storyteller nominee.
I Hunger Rainforest Banner, Kitchen Banner and Corkboard Banner by mimozka. I Hunger Dolphin Banner by lilianas.
No slash. Increasingly AU settings and storyline.
This is the 6th book in my 'Unforeseen Events' series. You can easily begin reading here, with the understanding that my Edward and Bella are not quite as shy as the originals.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: THE UNFORESEEN EVENTS SERIES
Chapters: 50 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 571771 Read Count: 30833
Date: 25 May 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Departure
Hot. hot. hot. It's so interesting to see what I've been missing (an knowing it's never too late to be...). Glad I found your stories on this site. Guess, I'll be reading .. rest of this story sitting in a bathtub full of ice cubes as this chapter is just the beginning of Hot. (imagine men being so sexy & affectionate). Oh yeah, Edward is so, so, so..., Ah wait, wait, wait... I just had an IAN.
Author's Response:
ROFL!!! Glad you're enjoying it. If you think he's hot now, wait 'til you read chapter ...
*snickers*
xo
Date: 25 May 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: The Cove
You're a great storyteller. You've kept the characters flavor and all is exactly written as it should be... Filling in, expanding the depths ... of all things Twilight. Marvelous. You rock! This is total enjoyment. and Yeah, how could you end the chapter here. Write-on ;) And yeah, I'm totally Edward obsessed.
Author's Response:
Wow, you're swelling my head terribly. You can do that anytime:D Thank you!
I never claimed not to be mean. Will try to find time by the weekend to upload a few more chaps.
Yeah, I love Edward too.
xo
What if when the Cullens left Bella never recovered? What if when they meet again Edward's worst nightmare was real? **Warning: This story contains graphic sexual abuse. Please do not read if this offends you. It is rated NC-17 for a reason.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 65223 Read Count: 21938
Date: 15 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19
This is just all so painful. And I do hope that Matt is torn apart very, very, VERY slowly. No quick death or cop-out jail time. No turning the other cheek bs. Sometimes vengeance is just. And as we suffered with Bella we would appreciate a LONG chapter detailing Matt's and Victoria's ever so painful demise. *boy o boy, this story makes my head & heart ACHE!*
Author's Response:
There definitely won't be a cop-out jail time for Matt I can promise you that. Thanks for the review!
Date: 17 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21
Bout Friggin time someone slapped Edward. What an ass. (yeah, I know love him, hate him, hate him, love him...). But, hey now, it is time for some revenge hope at least Emmet & Jasper go with Bella to wield that revenge stick on each man that used her. And on another point... a few chapters back they gave Paul $5,000 for info on Bella's address.. when they should have plucked out his eyes. He knew a girl was being raped and tortured and didn't even go to the police. It's so time to kick ass! Yeah, so what... I'm a vigilante ...join me. This story is making me twitch.
Author's Response:
haha...thank you so much for reviewing. All I can say is I claim temporary insanity for the Paul thing...you are so very right...what was I thinking! haha...Thanks again!!
Date: 17 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23
i can't believe that Victoria & Matt died so peacefully in one paragraph.
Author's Response:
I know...I was really struggling with how I wanted them to go out and in the end I decided to try and keep as close as possible to SM's original characters and unfortunately the Cullen's just wouldn't drag out killing someone...no matter how much I tried to force it. Thanks for the review!
Issued with a death sentence since birth Bella’s life was never her own; in an attempt to escape her abusive childhood she flees to Forks, Bella is destined to be with Edward for eternity but can he save her from the clutches of Aro and his army before its too late or will she be able to save herself.
This story contains Abuse, Violence, Love, War, Sex, Masturbation, Kidnapping, Rape, Death and a heap of other things.... Please don't read if you are not of age!!!!
Twilight Rocks But I Do Not Own It.... I do however own this story!!!!
This story is for Adults only. So Don't Read if you are not old enough......
I suck at summaries so please give my story a go.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 58299 Read Count: 55216
Date: 17 Jul 2010 Title: Never Say Never
This story is way interesting... and yeah, this chap is definitely a cliffy. Can't wait for next one :D
Author's Response:
Thanks for reading and for pushing that little review button