Penname: Claire Bloom [Real name: Claire-Marie Guyan
Member Since: 30 Mar 2010
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I'm 35 but with the mind of a 20 year old :o) And I often forget my age, I don't recall turning 34 at all so my last birthday was an argument when I thought I was 33 turning 34 but was told by all around me, I was in fact wrong! I lost a year of my life and it wasn't to booze! :o(


I'm not married but in a relationship


We have a 6 year old son who adores his Xbox 360 more than his mother!


I have had my nose stuck in a book since before I could read.


I have wanted to be a writer since I learnt how to spell my own name.


I have never had a story published (yet hehe) but have had poems published.


My favourite childhood memory is off my Dad (who now resides in heaven) reading me Chitty chitty bang bang (I made him do this from the age of 5 right up until I was a teen cos he did the funniest voices for all the characters). My dad was a riot :o) xx


I don't drink alcohol, at all.


I've never done drugs! (Is pot a drug)?? if so then guilty ;O)


I love sex! :o) and adore romance


I fantasize about chocolate


And Edward Cullen


And Edward Cullen covered in chocolate hehe


I choose smooth peanut butter over crunchy, green olives over black and I love the pickle slices you get in the burgers at MacDonalds


I like drinking tea more than coffee, wholemeal bread more than white, hate marmite (yeuck) and I watch way too many soaps.


My favourite band is Evanescence, I can't sing, have never done karaoke, don't smoke and dance like a epileptic chicken!


That said and done, I am told I'm fun, witty and have a sexy bum so...its all good! :o)


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Reviews by Claire Bloom
Summary:

Written for the Summer of Smut '09 one-shot contest. Has been rec'd and featured by the Perv Pack's Smut Shack.

On vacation, a beautiful woman is taken captive by a sexy bartender. They become consumed in a night of...ahem...fun. Rated NC-17 for mature themes, profanity, lemons, etc.

[created by me]

I ignored the cat calls that were flowing around me, leaving Rose to deal with them as I leant on my right hand, using my left to coax the bartender forward. He stalked towards me and swung my legs to his side of the bar, grabbing my hips to close the gap between us.

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[created by me]


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6473 Read Count: 1588
[Report This] Published: 19 Mar 2010 Updated: 19 Mar 2010
Reviewer: Claire Bloom Signed
Date: 30 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Captive

I really like this entry. There are some totally amazing parts that made my tummy clench - always a good sign :o)

“Edward,” he panted, gazing up at me through his long, dark lashes. “When I fuck you, you’ll moan out the name Edward. - This almost had me racing to the bedroom! So hot!

I love the use of the term "Colossal bulge" in reference to Edward's equipment! (licks lips and sighs)

“Impatient would be fucking you on this doorstep - Oh yes please Edward, right here right now!! Would be the standard response from me!!

I liked how you put in there about the sunscreen being on the bed. Of course this is a pre-requisite of the comp and you snuck it in there at a crucial point. Pure brilliance!!

I really like the Romeo & Juliet quotes. Edward is often compared to Romeo and of course the story between him and Bella is forbidden too, so to hear him quote a Romeo verse is absolute win. I adored it.

I really thought the beginning part with Rosalie was so sexy and then the smut itself was really well detailed. The descriptions left little to my imagination, and I thoroughly enjoyed it!! lol

Excellent one shot, Tanya, I hope people don't forget to review. You've set the bar for the competition with this one.