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It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Playerward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter/Sex. RATED NC-17 COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: LeslieWhitlock's faves - not updated in 2012
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 174770 Read Count: 64140
Date: 07 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15
Love it...E is sooo busted with the twitter scenario! and love alice and rose's characters. great spin on them.
Date: 07 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
Great chapter...finally they are experimenting with their feelings too!
Date: 07 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16
Finally one of them understands what is going on with the emotions! lol
Date: 08 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17
Good stuff....would never have thought to use the blindfold to describe "blinding trust". It works! Love it.
Date: 08 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19
Finally!! love at last.,..
Date: 09 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24
good way to introduce carlisle. love it...
Date: 09 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25
Really good to let E show he's human by crying at the end of all that is revealed to him. B becomes his rock....
Date: 10 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26
Love it! Such a great story... and so realistic...showing not all is love and roses.
Date: 14 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28
Great chapter...can't wait for the last but will sooo miss hearing more about this darling couple! great story.
This is a TNGUS side-shot for the Haiti relief charity drive. It's the first chapter of TNGUS in EPOV. Rated M for dirty, naughty thoughts.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: LeslieWhitlock's faves - not updated in 2012
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2392 Read Count: 1452
Date: 09 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 1: TNGUSPOV: Chapter One and a Half
Great insight from Edward's view point! Love it.
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated NC-17 for language, lemons. An entry in The Sport of Love contest.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Challenges:
Series: LeslieWhitlock's faves - not updated in 2012, Finished, My all time favorites, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, Kuu Faves, Stories I've Already read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, J's Read and Loved Stories, Bella's Must Reads!, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 55 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 351776 Read Count: 189000
Date: 03 May 2011 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37 Fumble Recovery
Another great chapter....good to see E human!
Author's Response:
Haha glad you liked it! He's very human :)
Date: 20 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35 Grounding
Your chapter notes have left us hanging.....nxt chpter soon? we miss the comedy.. good ole Emmett!
Author's Response:
WE still had comedy earlier and we will again, I promise. Life throws us these curves but Edward turned to Bella and she came running when he needed her most. I promise to resolve this quickly!
Date: 14 Mar 2011 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14 Huddle Up
LOVE IT!!!
Author's Response:
Thank you so much! I love writing it, and hearing from all of you :)
Date: 13 Mar 2011 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 Team Meeting
Love Emmett and Rose... really love all the characters ... Alice, jasper, edward and bella but Emmett is the best! Should be an award out there for the story that illustrates the most funniest Emmett! You would sooooo get it.
Author's Response:
Thank you! I love writing them all but Emmett is definitely my favorite :) Love that you want him to get some loving! We'll see :) I think he's nominated for one of those essence awards, I'm nom'd for secondary character but it doesn't say which character. I assume him though :) Has to be!
Date: 16 Mar 2011 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21 Upon Further Review
Between Esmee and Renee.. not sure who is the most hilarious! and have to love Charlie.. crusty butt! LOL
Author's Response:
Heheh I love them all, honestly. Charlie's "enemy" talk killed me. We'll have to see if Edward can make him Team Cardinals down the line :)
Date: 19 Mar 2011 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29 Calling An Audible
love it. the way you write humor into your story is such a welcomed change after some of the other fiction stories. i was laughing so hard outloud at the chpter with Esmee announcing the boys to the stage that my 17 yearold came out of my room to ask me what i was laughing so hard at. couldn't read her some of the parts but just told her it was a story. She said, "Mom... i've never seen you laugh so hard! hope the author writes more stories like those!". So... Thank you!
Author's Response:
Thank you so much! Sorry it's taken me awhile to get back at you, TWCS was not sending my emails and I missed some along the way.
Love that you were laughing! I love writing this story and have the best time with it. I especially love how many of you tell me your family wonders what on earth you're reading when you're reading me :) Thank you! I'll do my best to keep you laughing :)
Thanks for the review! I'll see you Monday with more!
Date: 19 Mar 2011 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30 Going Long
love it... and love seeing that Edward has to deal with crap coming his way about their relationship. post nxt chpt soon???
Author's Response:
I'm so glad you love it! He's also got some issues to deal with as well :) It's up! I don't know why I'm not getting reviews from this account. So odd! Sorry I took so long to respond!
Date: 22 Mar 2011 Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31 Changing Fields
love it! you were right about Edward needing to work out some issues and love that you are portraying Bella strong but not so strong that it comes off as almost masculine like some writers do. Perfect balance in the personalities.
Author's Response:
Thank you! Edward had a lot of anger inside and it's good that they talked about it.
I'm glad you like Bella! She's strong but still vulnerable. Thank you so much for the kind words!
Date: 03 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 23 Outtake, The Second String
OMG.... you should seriously consider putting all of this into a screenplay and sending it to Rob or some Hollywood folks. It would be such a hilarious movie! I know i would pay the increased movie prices to see it!
Author's Response:
Haha Thank you! I'd love to write a screenplay or TV show someday :) This is good practice. Glad you think it'd work! ;)
Date: 07 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33 Gaining Ground
love it.. and what a romantic first date.
Author's Response:
I'm so glad! Thank you :) It was a pretty good one, huh? He knows how to treat his girl right!
Date: 27 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 36 Timeout
love it! wonder if B will actually get through to E who is acting like a complete Butthead! LOL
Date: 16 May 2011 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38 Press Pass
Once again Emmett makes his hilarious presence known! This story should be voted for the best Emmett! Love him!
Author's Response:
Awww thank you! ;) Em would love that attention, let me tell you! And I wouldn't mind either!
Thanks so much for the review. I'm gald you enjoyed his pranking!
Date: 21 May 2011 Title: Chapter 39: Chapter 39 Leaping
This was one hilarious chapter! God I love how entertaining you make the characters. Can't wait til next chapter if that's when they all meet up in Phoenix. Too much! LOL
Author's Response:
Thank you so much! I'm glad you have fun when I let out all my crazy ;) I'm working on the next chapter today :) Thanks again!
Date: 26 May 2011 Title: Chapter 40: Chapter 40 Roughing the Passer & His GF
Oh how i love Emmett! if you write another story...pls keep him as your main character. He is hysterical!... and so are the parents.
Author's Response:
Haha Thank you! I am writing other stories but nothing starring Em at this point. So glad you want more of him! Thank you! The parents are a trip to write too! Thanks so much :)
After a night of celebration in Vegas, Bella finds herself married to the man who made her life a living hell for seven years. Follow her as she finds true love where she least expected it!
AU/AU OCC. Canon pairing. Rated M for future lemons.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, I Whitlock's read , Amberina's Completed Favs List, Kuu Faves, Misstoria's Stories to Read, My favs past present and future , Kit's Must Reads!
Chapters: 50 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 315953 Read Count: 297704
Date: 13 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 31: New Body
Love it! The surprise...hmmm maybe Bella's old crib? Who knows? Can't wait for the next posting but know that RL can raise it's nasty head. :)
Author's Response:
Thank you! :)
Good guess. We'll see on Sunday!
xx
Gelix
Date: 07 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 20: The Letter
Deep but pulled back out at the end with great humor! Stellar chapter!
Author's Response:
Thank you so much! :D
xx
Gelix
Date: 17 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 23: New Year's Eve
love it! can't wait for the next one...
Author's Response:
Thank you! :)
xx
Gelix
Date: 24 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 25: A visit to the Hospital
True story---as I got into my 6th mo. the hubby was scared to have sex. He thought he might damage the baby from penetration. he is so modest he wouldn't even discuss it with the ob-gyn. Course the dr. was female so maybe that's why. the kids are now 17 and 20 and he still doesn't want to discuss his behavior back then. lol
Author's Response:
Haha, funny! Thank you for sharing! :)
xx
Gelix
Date: 26 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 26: Heartbeats
Good chapter!
Author's Response:
Thank you!
xx
Gelix
Date: 09 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 30: Boy or Girl?
godparents should be alice and jasper. good chapter!
Author's Response:
Thank you! :)
xx
Gelix
Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together? All-Human
Thank you to Coleen561 for the beautiful banner!
Virgins & Villains came in first in 3 categories at the Summer 2011 Avant Garde Awards. See banners below.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Finished, I Whitlock's read , Ageise02 To Read 2, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Stories Read by CNYBella, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 86 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 448890 Read Count: 311998
Date: 08 Mar 2011 Title: Chapter 10: Cosmic Boogers & Black Eyed Peas
just wanted to let you know that i downloaded this to read while going back home (since there are no cell towers and internet access) to bury my father. This chapter in particular made me laugh so hard and the humor so welcomed after being emersed in so much pain. Thank you for the break you allowed me.
Author's Response:
I'm terribly sorry for your loss. I've been there myself, and know the toll it takes on your body and soul when you have to bury a parent. I'm glad my silly story was able to help even if just to distract temporarily. Take care, and thank you.
Social reject Bella Swan finds her whole life changing before her eyes after her first encounter with the cute boy at the Concrete Canal. Three years later, she shows her uppity classmates that she's so much more than they ever thought possible.
Written for the A Picture Says It All Anonymous contest. Based on picture prompt 29.
I actually won Kharizzmatic's Pick in the A Picture Says It All Contest! I'm so honored and excited. This was my prize, make my Khar herself!
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, One-Shot, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, mamih's favorites
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7251 Read Count: 4256
Date: 07 Feb 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Someday
Great one shot! As true to form... the bullies never chg and as usual... never move on. Good to see her handle it with style.
He was the lead singer of The Volturi. One of People's Sexiest Men. I was a new recording artist with an entire album riding on my shoulders. We were Hollywood's newest "it couple." Until he ruined everything - our relationship...my career...his life. Can our love be saved if he can't even save himself? AH/AU
A story about love, lemons, lies...and learning to forgive.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 38 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 257507 Read Count: 47585
Date: 22 Mar 2011 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
Oh man! Can't believe you let E go this far. I think I'm more crushed than
Bella. Oohhh...
Date: 22 Mar 2011 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
Serious chapter! Whoa! Wonder how the video clip that Edward sent to TMZ had the audio that Edward thought he clipped.... all things come to light? :) Love this story.
Date: 22 Mar 2011 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15
cant believe he lied again....
Date: 23 Mar 2011 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22
love it.... anxious to see E get his stuff together though. and would love to see james go away.
Author's Response:
Yay! Thank you so much for all the reviews! I'm glad you're enjoying it. The next chapter will be the last of the downward spiral for Edward :)
Date: 23 Apr 2011 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24
love this chapter. you left us with definitely more drama on the way. thanks for posting this so soon. We hope you post again... with maybe a plan for B and E that outsmarts the devious james!
Author's Response:
Don't worry, while there may be more obstacles, things are definitely progressing for E&B :)
Date: 18 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25
With a cliffie, you must post the nxt chpt soon and please don't let James win! Can't wait... and welcome back!
Author's Response:
Thank you :) I will try to get the next chapter up as soon as possible
*BANNER BY READERGOOF*
The residents of Bennett Circle are being terrorized, and none of them have been able to catch the culprits. When they take aim at Edward Masen, he makes it his mission to find them and bring them to justice. What he finds and who he finds isn’t anything he ever expected. Oh, and their mother…she’s not anyone he ever expected either.
AU/AH. OOC. Canon couples with a few surprises. NC-17 (as usual). There’s language and there’s a lot of fun…well, I hope you have fun.
SMeyer owns all Twilight characters. No copyright infringement intended. This story and the way in which I’ve fashioned the characters…yeah, that’s all me.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, G8or Favor8s Read, My favs past present and future , Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 159192 Read Count: 39312
Date: 05 Sep 2019 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
I love the interactions between Edward and the boys!
Date: 05 Sep 2019 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
I love the interactions between Edward and the boys!
Date: 05 Sep 2019 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
I love the interactions between Edward and the boys!
Bella is a good, Christian girl with a dark secret. She wants the pierced, tattooed, and foul-mouthed tattoo artist who lives across the hall from her. Will she ever get him to notice her without compromising her beliefs?
Thanks to the LOVELY heartfortwilight for my banner! I LOVE it!
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Dangerous Liasons
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 74153 Read Count: 99337
Date: 20 Jun 2017 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27: She is the Champion
Hope u post soon. Love this story.
Date: 20 Jun 2017 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27: She is the Champion
Hope u post soon. Love this story.
Date: 18 Jul 2017 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28: As Normal As We Can Be
Love this story!,
Banner made by heartfortwilight
Statistics say arranged marriages have a better chance at lasting. Is that still true if the couple is chosen by a group of experts and married on TV with at least one partner in it for the wrong reasons?
A lost bet, the promise of money and a stranger for a bride. Will confirmed bachelor Edward Masen find a match made in heaven or hell?
~Inspired by the show Married at First Sight~
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories I've Already read, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 117195 Read Count: 55452
Date: 29 Sep 2017 Title: Chapter 26: Original Outline
Love the route u chose!
Bella struggled with her weight throughout her life. Her problems are enhanced by the pressures society and her family place on her. How could someone like her ever find a decent husband? Her childhood best friend might have the answer to all her problems. A fake marriage. A rise in station for Bella and with the marriage, Edward stands to gain his full inheritance. How can anyone believe that a Cullen would ever want someone like Bella? Who is the real loser here? AU. Cannon. HEA.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 94730 Read Count: 19531
Date: 14 May 2019 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Don't mind the long delay of heat because so many of the stories people write quickly turn into hallmark movie scripts. The anticipation lures the reader in. But leave g them with cliff hangers and waiting along time for the next post causes a lot of us to stop reading. So that k you for the quick posts. This such a great theme and can't wait for the next post!
Date: 14 May 2019 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Don't mind the long delay of heat because so many of the stories people write quickly turn into hallmark movie scripts. The anticipation lures the reader in. But leave g them with cliff hangers and waiting along time for the next post causes a lot of us to stop reading. So that k you for the quick posts. This such a great theme and can't wait for the next post!
Date: 10 May 2019 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Nope -_- still coming along for the journey! Still love this story and as you more or less stated-the beauty (or bella's weight) is in the eye of the beholder. Please keep posting. Love it!
Date: 09 May 2019 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
OMG,!!!!
I LOVE THIS STORY! I love it even more because you are using a chubby Bella hence, sharing all her insecurities that go along with being that size.
I've been stopping what I'm doing to read each chapter as soon as you post! Please keep them coming and please consider publishing this as an ebook if you do, I would love to share it on social media as I have a lot of friends who would e joy it.😁
Date: 05 May 2019 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Oh soo hooked and truly hope you don't slow down. If you did, it would cause this grown woman to melt into hysterics! 😭
Date: 01 May 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Love this story1 please keep posting the chapters when you can
Date: 04 May 2019 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Another awesome chapter 11
Can't wait for the next one1
Date: 17 May 2019 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
I can't speak for other readers, but I love this story and where you're taking it you are addressing a lot of current issues as well can't wait til nxt post
A faithful fan
Date: 21 May 2019 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Wishing you a peaceful vacation. But will miss the updates this is the main story alert I look for every am!
Date: 23 May 2019 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Wow! This could be good or bad for Bella!
Date: 27 May 2019 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
Thank you for the update Glad to see Bella realize that Edward is her friend.
Date: 13 Jun 2019 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13
Hope nxt update is soon! Truly enjoy the story!
Date: 16 Jul 2019 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18
Awesome! But left us wondering what bad thing will happen next and why no more future highs Will come to pass for them.
PART TWO. PLEASE READ PART ONE THE LOSER FIRST
Edward's been taken. Bella is about to have her baby. With the lessers revolting and holding the power in the North, Bella realizes that no one is going to save her. When she learns of Edward's whereabouts, she decides that she can no longer wait around. It will be up to Bella to save Edward. All those years she was called a loser are about to pay off when she has to blend in and become a lesser. Set in an alternate futuristic reality. HEA. AH.
Categories: Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: Adventure, Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Action-Adventure, Happily Ever After
Series: Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 94052 Read Count: 14580
Date: 18 Sep 2019 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14: A Sweet Summer
Not another cliffhanger?!
Date: 13 Sep 2019 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13:Down The Up Hill
Love this story!
Date: 09 Sep 2019 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12: The Last Good Man
Love this story Enjoy reading about our favorite characters in not just another romance story but different time period and such.
Thank you and can't wait for nxt chptr!
Date: 05 Sep 2019 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11: Into The Woods
Pls update soon.....Cliffhanger is killing us here!
Date: 01 Sep 2019 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: Sanctuary
Happy birthday!! Thank you so much for posting can't wait til the nxt chpter!
Date: 01 Sep 2019 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: Sanctuary
Happy birthday!! Thank you so much for posting can't wait til the nxt chpter!
Date: 01 Oct 2019 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18: Enlightenment
Another great chapter!
Wishing you a great slooww week. 😉
Date: 04 Aug 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One: The End
Awesome begining!