When Bella agreed to go in for some last minute Christmas shopping with her sister Alice, little did she know that sitting on Santa's Lap would bring her the fun and excitement that she craved. Will she be naughty or nice? Christmas One-shot.

Puppy Love takes place between The Geek's Guide to Parenthood and Surviving the Teenage Dream. Kyra is in eighth grade, Owen in seventh. Mia and Masen are both in third grade. Masen, on his way home from school, finds a dog hiding in the bushes. He takes him home, hiding him his bedroom. Edward and Owen are sneezing something awful and they cannot figure out why.

There will be kid cuteness, SGD/Nerdella loving and dog adoption (along with some major allergy medication dispensation). Poor SGD … 

Edward keeps messing up a scene in his new movie, DiverCity. Carlisle, as Assistant Director, suggests a different way to get the performance of a lifetime. However, when 'Cut' is finally announced, the scene continues. WARNING THREESOME

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.  All characters have been borrowed and played with. Sadly at the end of the day, I must return them to their original packaging. I do not own any of them

Arrogant, talented and young Edward Masen moves to a new town. He is in need of a tutor and he finds one in the form of Dr. Carlisle Cullen. Edward's talent is indisputable, but his attitude is unacceptable. Soon, the young pianist will discover he doesn't need to be in control all the time, and his tutor will show him how simple following orders can be. Written for the 2011 Christmas Wishes T4T Compilation.

Warnings:
SLASH/BDSM/LANGUAGE/NSFW/GRAPHIC LEMONS    

Betas: MaverickWrit, Nails233 and ButterflyBetty.

Jasper, a single parent for the past five years to Alice-Rose, awaits the arrival of his childhood friend Emmett who is living the life he once dreamed of. Can Emmett help him see that he can have the life he wanted and still be a father, maybe find love.

THANK YOU JA MASH FOR MAKING THIS BANNER

This is a sort of follow up/sequel to Confessions of an Overworked, Underpaid Peen. This will be little one shots of snippets of his life, little happenings, and such. EPPov AH, OOC

At the end of story Hostage, NYPD SWAT boys Edward and Jasper married. This is their Honeymoon.    

"Sticks and stones may break our bones... but Bella will surely kill us."

What happens when an overprotective father sends his innocent baby girl to a private self-defense course run by a gay man?  Oh if he only knew what he was paying for!  Edward and Jasper aren't the only ones who have something to teach, seems Bella does as well... the art of patience.

Poly/slash included.

Extended past the June Drabble War entry.

Picks up right after Bella shoots Mike. :)

Beta'd by the amazing texasbella and the beautiful banner made by the ever so talented JA Mash

Set in Leeds, England. Jasper is waiting in the park for Emmett, he has a picnic prepared and a questions to ask. Is the dream he just had a premonition of the future or is it just that, a dream? 

"It takes a village to raise a child" and apparently, sometimes a man.

Jasper wants to do right by everyone around him which results in him avoiding living, until an outsider comes in and shows him how to live again.

A special Birthday One Shot for my dear and loving friend, Jess (JA Mash)

Have a great one babe!

Beta'd by the totally amazing and talented lady, TexasBella

Banner made by the beautiful and amazing lady, Arc Morpheus

This is slash, of course, so please don't read if it's not your thing :)

Beautiful Banner moved to chapter 1 comply with Google requirements

One is the mayor, happily married to the perfect woman, adored by the townspeople.  The other is the sheriff, distant, gruff and feared. They both have secrets that can only be shared behind closed doors.  Written for the pick a pic challenge.

Banner made by vbfb1

I was given 3.5 days to come up with a story for the Drabble War 'DYAC' prompt.

JA Mash and Texasbella said 'You have to use this one' and showed me the picture.

Of course, never one to turn down a challenge, I agreed.

They gave me a maximum word count of 9k and a couple of extra words to use, can you guess what they are?

This is an Edward and Bella story, with a sweet Esme thrown in :)

While on a much needed vacation, Bella discovers that it's not easy to leave work behind... and that this time, she doesn't really mind.

An endearing tale of trust, growth and love... all because of one special little girl and one little word.

"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys" unless you're Toyward...and you decide to share your toy box. When Jasper wanders into Edward's adult toy store...his life will never be the same. TrueEnglishRose/texasbella E/J

Also up for Best Humor in the Non-Canon Awards

Jasper and Edward are members of NYPD SWAT and are in love. When they get involved in a gang related situation, a skeleton comes out of the closet that neither were prepared for. Will they survive? Rated NC17 for M/M loving, language and mature themes.

Four months have passed since Elf met her Sir and they returned to England. That time has been spent training and preparing her for the next leg in her BDSM journey, which happens now, in the Chelsea Gardens in London. 

Winner of the Twi Girls Next Door 12 Days of Christmas Challenge.

Emmett is finally leaving the safety of the clinic after months of therapy, knowing nobody in London except a volunteer at the clinic, Carlisle. Can they overcome how different their lives are form a friendship, maybe more? 

WARNING - DARK THEMES!!!!!

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PostSecret Used: My downstairs neighbor and I have screaming matches to see who’s the loudest during sex, I usually win.

Summary: Edward is a player and rising pornstar who abuses his peen on a daily basis, demanding performance and the utmost behavior from it. Well, now it’s time for the tale to be told.