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It's JJ's birthday and Will tries for the perfect gift, does he succeed? Only M/F, M/M/F with no M/M. Update 8.21.16 - definitely smutty which shouldn't be a surprise at this point.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/JJ/Will
Genre: Erotica, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8706 Read Count: 5775
Back by popular demand, the title says it all, Hermione gets caught passing a note in Professor Snape's class.
Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Hermione/Severus Snape
Genre: None
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22770 Read Count: 6844
Hermione and Lucius find a way to enjoy a rather dull dinner party
Categories: Harry Potter, All Human, After Hogwarts
Characters: Hermione/Lucius Malfoy
Genre: Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 29046 Read Count: 4980
How I felt the night and ongoing story should have gone at the end of Season 8, Episode 8 "The Wheels of the Bus". This story will contain spoilers for anyone that has not watched Criminal Minds up to this point.
Penelope Garcia and David Rossi developing romance and friendship.
There are scenes of light spanking and slight restraint, all of which is consenual. Please skip if that will bother you. I will post warnings for any chapters that this occurs in.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Rossi/Garcia
Genre: Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 78938 Read Count: 9561
One shot challenge fic. Snape and Hermione are forced together on a photo shoot for a Romance novel. Real sparks ignite.
Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Hermione/Severus Snape
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4250 Read Count: 1476
I've had a lot of requests for the reposting of this story, so here it is, back by popular demand. Hotch has been slipped a drug and he needs help. Emily Prentiss to the rescue.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/Emily
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23783 Read Count: 12403
After a rewarding day, Erin Strauss treats herself to the executive steam room...and finds the last person she'd ever want to see there. I don't own a thing.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Rossi/Erin
Genre: Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5678 Read Count: 2717
A possible future involving my established Pen and Dave relationship. It was an idea niggling at me and was a creation of Emily's comment on one of the CM episodes and prompts for a challenge fic. It is just a brief view of them and their interactions with their team members away from the BAU. One chapter will contain spanking but I will post a warning for that chapter if that's not your thing.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Rossi/Garcia/Emily
Genre: Erotica, Femme Slash, Friendship, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15595 Read Count: 1946
Hermione needs a place to stay. Harry's happy to help and let her stay at Grimmauld Place, problem is, Snape's already living there. Will this a problem? What's Hermione got on her mind?
Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Hermione/Severus Snape
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10879 Read Count: 9495
A simple question leads to thinking which leads to ...more questions. I don't own a thing.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/Garcia
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 25588 Read Count: 40102
This was orginally posted on FF.net as a series of oneshots. Aaron and Ashley develop a "strange" relationship and explore a different side of sex.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: OC/Hotch
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3428 Read Count: 1153
It's Valentine's Day. Emily and Hotch are spending it all alone. How can the rest of the BAU get these two crazy kids together?
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/Emily
Genre: Friendship, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3614 Read Count: 494
Penelope Garcia becomes an assistant to Rossi and Hotch and enters into a 3 way relationship.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/Rossi/Garcia
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33578 Read Count: 15666
Fed up after watching Penelope at the Holiday party, Derek Morgan takes matters--and her--into his hands. I don't own a thing.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/Garcia
Genre: Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12502 Read Count: 28158
A night of watching Christmas movies and drinking spiked eggnog leads to revelations and passion for Penelope and Derek. I don't own a thing.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/Garcia
Genre: Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5351 Read Count: 8372
After an unexpected event on the eve of her birthday, Penelope finds the perfect gift. As usual, I don't own a thing.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/Garcia
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33721 Read Count: 56987
Derek's turning the big 4-0 and needs a date for the celebration in Chicago. As usual, I don't own a thing.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/Garcia
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42362 Read Count: 49363
Garcia knows the perfect way of stress relief for Rossi after a bad case. Rossi/Garcia smut.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Rossi/Garcia
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4846 Read Count: 1683
The boys eavesdrop on the girls, leading to some startling revealations for Hotch And Emily.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/Emily
Genre: Angst
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Spicy
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24834 Read Count: 2561
Sometimes a romance just needs a little push. Cue Garcia, Hotch's very own Fairy Godmother. She's there to help him through the torrent that is dating. Main plot:Hotch/Garcia friendship. Sub plot:JJ/Hotch romantic pairing. Entry to Dealers Choice Challenge over at CCOAC forum on fanfiction.net.
* * Nominated for Best Garcia/Hotch fic during the 2010 Profiler's Choice Awards, hosted by the CCOAC forum.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/JJ
Genre: Friendship, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5486 Read Count: 840
A silly quiz turns into a bucket list that Garcia wants to conquer, of course with the help of her best friend. I don't own a thing.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/Garcia
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: J's Read and Loved Stories
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17523 Read Count: 30958
Garcia finds Morgan at an unexpected place, and discovers more than she ever expected about his life. I don't own a thing. Please read the author's note before continuing with this story.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/Garcia
Genre: Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Dominance and submission
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 45206 Read Count: 55654
Hotch takes a much needed vacation from his problems. Can he find new love in a free sprited Rocker? Hotch/OC.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: OC/Hotch
Genre: None
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20712 Read Count: 2925
New mother JJ is having a problem that is interfering with her ability to do a press conference and Hotch thinks he has the answer as they improvise for lack of better resources. Chapter 2 is non-dairy so pretty much squick free.
WARNING: Potential squick fic and I'm also labeling it as a crack fic b/c I'm thinking a least one person will wonder what I was smoking when I wrote this. More info inside.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/JJ
Genre: Erotica, Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5234 Read Count: 1851
Spoliers to Lo-Fi, Mayhem and season5. Everything's changed now between JJ and Hotch; they just forgot to tell one person: Will. Please R&R. JJ/Hotch.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/JJ
Genre: Angst, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6647 Read Count: 582
A lot of you have been asking about this story, so here it is, Snape's Room in the Basement. Ginny hears Snape alone in his room at Grimmauld Place. Sneaking downstairs to spy on him, they start off on a strange and forbidden relationship. Can they fall in love despite all the obstacles?
Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Severus Snape/Ginny Weasley
Genre: None
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36077 Read Count: 20631
JJ's sexual self-esteem is in the dumps, her friends conspire to help. Will feature JJ/Morgan, JJ/Rossi, and JJ/Hotch. Morgan, Rossi and both Hotch chapters are now up, will probably be one more chapter for closure. Thanks for reading everyone!
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/JJ, Hotch/JJ, Rossi/JJ
Genre: Erotica, Friendship
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12924 Read Count: 8003
While out shopping, Garcia finds a book that sort of interests her, Morgan unexpectedly meets her and finds that it interests him, too...As usual, I don't own a thing
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/Garcia
Genre: Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 48995 Read Count: 102297
After leaving the movie theater with Morgan, things change for Garcia in ways no one would ever expect. Vampire story. I don't own a thing....
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/Garcia
Genre: Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31709 Read Count: 17668
Can everything really be just "fine" between them?
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/Garcia
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6630 Read Count: 16618
Garcia follows Morgan on a night out, and learns a lot more than she anticipated. I don't own a thing. Please read the author's note before continuing.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/Garcia
Genre: Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16659 Read Count: 41830
Come on, we ALL know that deep down inside Aaron Hotchner is a very, very Bad Boy. Lucky Emily pays a visit to Hotch when his Bad Boy side is running the show. Rated M.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/Emily
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2959 Read Count: 894
So who's the most famous Scotsman? Montgomery Scott of course. Enjoy at little story about Scotty, his kilt, and a young Ensign.
Categories: Star Trek (2009/2014 movie)
Characters: Scotty/Gaila
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6344 Read Count: 285
Absence doesn't make the heart grow fonder - it makes the heart die a thousand deaths
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/Garcia
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23410 Read Count: 7001
After a particularly long day, Derek's odd request makes Penelope feel a whole lot better. I don't own CM.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/Garcia
Genre: Erotica, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2115 Read Count: 3364
A short and spicy take on what happens just before and after Penelope shows up to tempt Derek with the popcorn in the 6 X 16 episode, "Coda." As usual, I don't own a thing.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/Garcia
Genre: One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1731 Read Count: 3024