It's been three years since her last sexual encounter but Esme isn't going to let that stop her; not when she has a sexy director all to herself.

My blurbs for the Fictionista Witfit workshop, beginning with March 2010. 

Struggling through tragedy and betrayal, Edward believes he’s living in a cold and loveless world with no choice but to harden his heart. He’s only living a numb half-life as his sole focus becomes revenge. If he forgets his true reason for living, is there anyone who can get through to him?

Edward has spent his lifetime as a monster, building a family one unfortunate soul at a time. It was how he was raised, and he had always wished he could live the peaceful life his family did, but he didn't have a reason to, until her. "These violent delights have violent ends. And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which, as they kiss, consume."

Two lonely people, living in New York City, having dirty conversations via Tumblr. 

Bella Swan is privileged, sheltered and unknowingly naive. Edward Masen is tough, rugged and street-smart. Their worlds are so far apart, their experiences incomparable. But when there's a spark, it can become a flame; a flame a fire. Can they overcome their differences and learn from each other? Or are they destined to burn? AH.

Bella and Edward are in lock-down together.

When a mysterious bad boy meets a spoiled princess, is it a recipe for disaster or are they just what the other needs?

*** Mase is Dark, Possessive, and really Cocksure... maybe quite a dick... But I luv him this way!!!

Bella moves away for college. Florida is everything she used to love – sunny, friendly, warm. After encountering a man in the most unusual way, she decides to give their potential relationship a try. Bella knows there is life after Edward. And she is happy. Until Jacob calls her with devastating news. She can never escape her past. When she chooses to move back to Forks, she has no idea how close to her past she is.

Edward "The Boss" Cullen and his wife, Bella, survived hell and back. They are looking toward the future, which included a new path for the Cullen Consortium and impending parenthood. Edward and Bella are very excited for their new roles in their lives as Mommy and Daddy. 

In the wings, there's a new enemy waiting. A man determined to bring down the Consortium and specifically, Edward Cullen. He was going to stop at nothing to put "The Boss" behind bars for the rest of his life. He partners with an unlikely ally, a woman who wants what she deserved. What she is owed, by her only family. 

Will Edward, Bella and the family be able to move past this latest threat? One thing is for certain, they are Married to the Mob: Fighting for Freedom. 

Banner by Clo Rodeffer

What happens in the elevator doesn't always stay in the elevator. 

In Volterra, the Crown Prince chooses his future queen from the Collection. 35 young women from every province of the country, open to members of all castes, given the opportunity to be the newest chapter in the country's fairy tale. But Isabella Swan didn't want to be part of the Collection, all she wanted was to love a boy and have him love her in return. And Edward Masen was not that boy.

The Collection: A Twilight/The Selection Crossover

For those of you who have read The Selection Series, you will recognize the world of this story and some of the character types, but most of the plot will blend elements of the two series with original ideas, so it won't simply be The Selection plot with Edward and Bella. There will be things that will completely take you by surprise, I hope, and keep you entertained. This idea overtook me while reading the last book, which is the first time a series has done this since Twilight, so I wanted to play with it. Also, it felt right to post this the day before my 9th anniversary in fanfic. Thank you to all my readers, new and old, and my team, past and present, for sticking with me on this journey. 

Edward Cullen was ruthless, deadly, a man whore and was damn proud of each title.  The only child of the West Coast Mob Boss, Carlise “The Lion” Cullen. From the age of thirteen, he had been groomed to take over for his father when he retired. The day before his twenty-five birthday, his father sat him down and informed him that he was ready to hand over the reins to him, that was after he performed two more acts of loyalty to the family. Edward grinned, knowing that there was nothing his father could throw his way that he wouldn’t do or could do.

Isabella Swan the daughter of Charlie “The Books” Swan, the accountant for the Cullen crime family for all of his adult life, as well as friend and confidant to his Boss.  Knowing from a young age what her father did for a living, she decided she wanted to develop her skills in weapons and combat so that one day she could find a place in the family. Called to a meeting with her father and Carlisle, she thought that her dreams were coming true.

What happens when they are Double Crossed? 

The Prophecy of The First Blood declares the Ember Sword shall be in the care of The True-Sworn for eternity—which is how long the clan will live if they can keep the enchanted sword out of the hands of The Forsaken. With the enemy bearing down on them, the chieftess and her daughters must prepare for the coming battle.

Princess has a dirty dream and needs her Daddy's help.

Warning: Daddy/Lg All legal age and have consent. Very explicit, no under 18s.  

A compilation of totally random flash fictions. Rating will vary for each.

History is written by the victors, but lore is written by the fearful. The Great Battle between humans and vampires is centuries in the past, and all the Wanderers have are their stories. When Bella, a young Wanderer is chosen to be the next queen of the vampires, she must choose her mate and king and try to navigate a world so different from the stories she knew. 

My entry for Kinktober 2019. Prompts used were created by idrabbleincrazy on Tumblr. Rated NC17 for obvious reasons. Mostly canon couples, some not (Embry/Bella and Leah/Bella). 

I always thought capturing that timeless moment was the ultimate goal. Until I found the one who I needed to capture for all time.

~ Edward Cullen

Mister Fancy Pants and Busy Bee are like oil and water, they do not mix. They're competing for top academic spot at Forks HS when fate intervenes. Busy Bee has a secret and when it comes to light it changes everything. Bee's been doing it tough but this girl is no push over. Omniscient 3rd person (wtf that means). There's some humour in here too. AH, HEA, mostly canon.

When the girl you love is heartbroken, sometimes Facebook has the answers. Judge's Pick from 2brown-eyes in the Picture is Worth 1000 Words Valentine's Day Edition contest.

Edward Cullen works for the LAPD & goes undercover as a street racer to catch the elusive Emmett McCarty. In his discovery of the illegal dealings that Emmett does, Edward falls for Emmett's younger sister Bella.

Summary:  In a heartbeat, Edward's life changed. What was supposed to be the joyful, life-changing experience, the birth of their daughter, turned into a nightmare. The love of his life, lifeless on the delivery table, as he held his daughter in his arms. The gift of organ donation was always his wife's desire. Bella was in the critical care unit at John Hopkins, praying for a heart transplant. What happens when years later Edward moves back home to Baltimore and enrolls his daughter in a dance class? Will the beauty in pink tights capture his heart? But what happens when he learns her secret?

There as a warning in that dream; one that plays on her fear. Things don’t always happen the way we want them to, but I will do whatever it takes to keep her in my life. **Sequel to The Woman in the Woods** Drabble. EPOV.

Bella thought she knew what her life looked like. It was normal teenage angst and high school boredom. However, one night proves her very wrong and she realizes everyone has been lying through their teeth. Bella isn't normal. Bella is a Witch. And she has a very important choice to make. B/E, Mature Content, AU/A(H)

Eternity is never a certainty even for immortals. With death knocking on our door, we’ll love like no other for as long as we’re given. Tomorrow or eternity, we’ll be together.

PART TWO. PLEASE READ PART ONE THE LOSER FIRST

Edward's been taken. Bella is about to have her baby. With the lessers revolting and holding the power in the North, Bella realizes that no one is going to save her. When she learns of Edward's whereabouts, she decides that she can no longer wait around. It will be up to Bella to save Edward. All those years she was called a loser are about to pay off when she has to blend in and become a lesser. Set in an alternate futuristic reality. HEA. AH.

It has been a long time since I have written anything, so please be kind!

Bella has gone from priviliged upbringing, to just a normal hard working P.I. She loves her job and often thinks if her dad hadn't had to agree to a demotion, she would have continued on and obtained her PHD.    

Bella's been lusting after Mr. Cullen for a while, so she's decided to have him. Will he give in to the temptation?

Edward Masen is a normal 17-year-old boy who dreams of becoming a soldier, but when tradegy strikes his family, his entire life changes. Edward is introduced to the supernatural world he had no idea even existed, and he certainly doesn't want to live in it.

It was during the month of March in the year of 1918 that the first signs of the influenza was revealed to the public, although no one ever imagined the damages this historic event would have on the American people.
One citizen in particular faces an irrevocable change that cause a chain of e...vents to unfold through the twentieth century. The price was to give up his old life, but he would later gain more than he ever thought he would.

A Pre-Twilight Canon story about the life of Edward Cullen

Bella struggled with her weight throughout her life. Her problems are enhanced by the pressures society and her family place on her. How could someone like her ever find a decent husband? Her childhood best friend might have the answer to all her problems. A fake marriage. A rise in station for Bella and with the marriage, Edward stands to gain his full inheritance. How can anyone believe that a Cullen would ever want someone like Bella? Who is the real loser here? AU. Cannon. HEA.

When her mother, Mrs. Kringle, guilts Bella into coming home to the North Pole, will the winter in the air make her decide to stay? Can she bring herself to face the green-eyed elf that haunts her heart? Jingle All The Way 3rd Place Judge's Winner. *edited summary*

Banner by StillDreaming85.

Sequel to Danger In New York. 

There is no such thing as freedom. 
Marie Cullen: I'm a killer, a criminal, no better than Edward or Carlisle or even Esme. I should feel bad for what I have done. I should mourn for the lives I have taken and probably turn myself in, pay for my crimes. But I felt none of that, I felt nothing in fact. It was them or us, there was no other choice and I made the right choice. I chose him.

Edward Cullen is the newest stage manager on his first major tour. He's out to prove he's earned his title, as well as the respect that comes with it. Bella Swan is the only woman on the crew, and she knows better than to believe Cullen didn't sleep his way to the top in order to get the job she feels was rightfully hers. Will they be able to co-exist without killing each other?

I thought we would stand the test of time, but sometimes, fear and resentment can cause you to lose what you treasure the most. Inspired by the song with the same title by Westlife.

Easy breezy Bella goes to work at The Cullen Conglomerate believing she is there due to her unfortunate circumstances. Everything went according to Edward's plan except one tiny snafu. Both have secrets they must keep. Both must lie in order to keep their relationship. Dishonesty may be what gets them killed. AH HEA.Cannon. 

Banner done by Britt Lexington

Bella Cullen was about to have everything she had worked toward until she lost the two most important things in her life. Vice president of the legal department in her family's business, she tries to bury her pain in work. All of that changes the day she meets a man that has obviously suffered from a serious trauma. Edward Swan is more than shy; he's scared of everything. Bella doesn't know what happened to the endearing man, but she vows to help him and his young daughter in any way she can, starting with hiring him as her personal assistant. Little does she know they'll soon become the driving force in her life.

When your brain tells you to give up, what can the heart do to change your mind? Will Edward give up on his feelings for his best friend? Or will Bella be able to make him change his mind? OOC, AH, Canon couples, Rated M for language and adult situations.

The summer of 2005 was the summer that changed Bella Swan's life forever. Sent to Ohio by her mother to attend a school for debutante girls not quite up to par, she meets Edward Masen, an apprentice. But is that really all he is? A story about psychological abuse, redemption, and healing. AH {{REWRITE/Formerly titled The Perfect Partner Program}}

After being left by Edward, I couldn't stand the thought of him controlling me even in his absence. I admit it was an act of defiance, but it was a decision that brought me more happiness than I'd ever thought I'd experience. New Moon AU/Canon

Childhood friends, Bella and Edward drift apart and start families of their own. Years later, tragedy strikes and brings them home. Edward and his son never expected to find sanctuary in a pair of Swans.

Misunderstanding is the difference between admiration and mortification.

Collection of vampire scenes with a vampire named Henry and his female companion Aria. (Note: these are short drabbles-no chapter length stuff) Will have a touch of erotica.

"Performing was always my strong suit. I could act my way out of almost anything. But I could never act my way out of this." Bella Swan is a woman who's afraid of being vulnerable. On a summer visit to her godparents house she confronts her demons while noticing some of the skeletons in the family's closet. Home is where the heart is in this story. All canon characters. E/B

Bella has everything. Perfect husband, perfect kids, perfect life. Until one day, her world changes, and the perfection she thought she had is shattered. Will she be able to pull her life together and survive on her own? AU, AH, Rated M for eventual lemon

“You knew it was a one-way ticket.” That’s what she told herself again and again as she stared out the tiny portal at the rust-brown desert that stretched as far as her eye could see. Bella believes she's the final survivor of the Mars One mission, but there's a sound of footsteps in the corridor...

Sometimes, love can happen from consuming the gingerbread made by a hopeful maiden, but when the time is right, love can grow even without the help of gingerbread. However a little gingerbread never hurts, right?

Fate decides that two lost souls need a little boost in finding their soulmates.

After Bella confronts Jacob about his infidelity and evil plans to sell the companies, she chooses to spend her already paid Christmas honeymoon alone. She arrives at the cabin in the woods just as a horrible blizzard hits.

Edward finds out that woman he was supposed to marry has been lying their entire relationship. Not only was he betrayed by the woman he was going to spend his life with, but also his best friend and partner. Wanting to get away from everyone, he rents a cabin in the woods for Christmas.

What happens when he arrives at cabin number 5696 that Fate has worked her magic on the number? What surprises will he see in the little cabin? What happens when the roads are closed and there is no cell service?

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters names, but I do own the storyline

Going on horrible dates was something that Bella always did well at. Nothing made her happier then to see the back of a man as he fled to get away from her. She was having so much fun until she ended up on a date with the most chauvinistic man in New York. How could one date have gone so wrong? Now her little tricks maybe the reason she is forced to stay with a man she loathes.    

THANK YOU TO IPSITA CHAUDHURI FOR HER AMAZING BANNER!

Depressed over thinking she’ll be fired before the holidays, Bella decides to get drunk at the company party. Woken the next morning by Rose texting her to look at Facebook posts from the night before, she realizes exactly how drunk she got—and it’s bad. She and Santa were very naughty, but the worst comes when Bella realizes exactly who was playing Santa. Suddenly, Bella’s last day takes on new meaning as she struggles to resist temptation.