Bella’s life takes a horrible turn after Edward leaves her so she makes a call to the one person she could always count on to be there for her. Through him, she meets a whole team of heroes and eventually crosses paths with a god with a chip on his shoulder… Bella/Loki.

Shy, reserved Edward has a little too much Jack Daniels after finding his fiancée cheating on him. Waking up the next morning in a strange woman’s bed, he fights the pull he feels for her. Will he realize they're fated for each other, or will he only focus on their differences?

***So that you know up front, this story has been pulled after the first chapter. It still makes a lemony-filled one shot if you want to read it as-is. If you're interested in the published version, you can find me in the Amazon store under my real name, Lara Norman.***

Edward Cullen is a fallen angel, living among humans. He’s dark, snarky, tattooed and a total badass. However, he still has his wings and angelic powers because the ‘powers that be’ believe that he is capable of redemption, despite being cast out of heaven. His exile was due to the fact that he was interacting with an unknown evil that tempted him over sixty years ago. Because of his mistake, he’s resigned to live out his immortal existence as a bitter angel, caught in limbo.

Isabella Swan, a human, is in the wrong place at the wrong time. In her innocence, she manages to worm her way into his heart, bringing him back into the light and out of the darkness.

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Edward Cullen is an alcoloic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card - Only Call if Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life, and a few others along the way.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown, noble the ill-prepared to turn it down. Bella is no one, a lady's maid at a girl's school until the princess she serves changes her life with a choice she would never make herself. Now she sets off into a world she doesn't know, betrothed to a man who will never know her.

In Vanity and Patience, Rosalie's patience and pride are tested, as she is forced to endure Emmett's struggle for control as a blood-thirsty newborn and wait for him to notice her. . Can he control his thirst enough to recognize his soulmate in his beautiful angel before it's too late? 

This is a collection of V&P's side-shots, from Emmett's point of view.

Warning: Lemons in future chapters. Rated NC-17 for a reason. Violence, adult language, drugs, assault, and sexual content.

 Part of:

Meet Masen.

He is not just any thug growing up in a family of organized crime. He is a man who has changed the way families do business.

Masen is in line to be the next "Boss" for his well connected family, and in one night there is a massacre and all his rivals and their families are wiped out leaving no one left behind. The authorities have no clues as to who, why or how someone could pull off a mass murder of this scale. 

Meet Charlie.

A soldier turned businessman who will stop at nothing to give his little girl whatever her heart desires, and what she wants is something no mafia family has ever been able to stake a claim on...the city of Angels.  

Rosalie is content to live her vampire life to its fullest, regardless of her resentment of her immortal situation. One day while hunting she comes across a dying man with an innocent face that she cannot resist. In an act of strength, she brings him home to change him into one of them.

How does the vain and selfish Rosalie deal with an irrational newborn vampire who can’t see past his lust for blood to even notice her? Will she be able to swallow her pride and have the patience to stand by him? Will Emmett be the man who can change her life for the better?

All Chapters are Rosalie's POV

Warning: Rated NC-17 for a reason. Some chapters may contain adult language, violence, assault, and sexual content. Lemons in future chapters.

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V&P Awards and Recognition:

• Mentioned on The Lazy Yet Discerning Ficster Blog
• Indie Twific Award Finalist Best Canon (WIP) 
• Sparkle Awards Alice Award Best PreTwilight Second Place
• Golden Chocolate Awards Best Rosalie and Emmett Runner Up
• Rec'd and Reviewed on the Altered Lions and Sacrificial Lambs Blog

Part of:

Bella thought she had finally found her own fairy tale when she married Edward. Unfortunately, her happy ending turned into heartbreak. Not divorced, and yet not really married either, she tries to raise her two kids on her own. She has sworn off men for good, enjoying the peace of a man free household. Unfortunately, life never stays peaceful for long and challenges always loom. An Edward/Bella/Emmett story

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Bella, a good girl, was dumped by her long-time boyfriend. Edward, a young doctor, is feeling suffocated by his father's plans. Waking up next to a stranger is a shock for a good girl. Seeing the girl of your dreams run out on you the morning after sucks for a nice guy. What if two blue lines will bind the two together for life? What if they can't even remember how they came to be? AH

A girl, damaged and lost. A boy, scarred and rejected.

"You are confined only by the walls you build yourself." Anonymous

Bella is a freshman in college studying to be a music teacher. Edward is a pre-med student at the same school but secretly wants to be a musician. They both meet and sparks fly. However, Bella's past may make it difficult. ExB, AH EDITED and REPOSTED!

Isabella is a magazine writer, whose life is thrown into disarray when her husband leaves her for another woman. To escape her routine life, she accepts an assignment to interview a Parisian Madame, whom she believes is running a brothel. But Isabella will soon discover that there are more facets to love and romance, especially when Madame Esme selects her as her next project.

WRITTEN FOR THE 2013 JANUARY DRABBLE WARS