[Report This]Date: 24 Aug 2010 2:54 AM Title: Chapter 18
Great chapter
Author's Response:
Thanks, I'm glad you liked it. Even had more sexing for you :)
Date: 24 Aug 2010 12:29 AM Title: Chapter 18
DOH! Dammit, just when he'd finally decided he'd say it. LOL I'm sure, though, that this won't be the last time he'll come close to saying it and find another excuse. ;)
Author's Response:
Haha this could be true. He has to work himself back up to saying it for sure. Inner voice will have goad him some more no doubt :)
[Report This]Date: 23 Aug 2010 10:26 PM Title: Chapter 18
He's a wimp!! He needs to tell her!
Author's Response:
Haha he's getting there :) He was about to but then he got interrupted...so sad! We'll see when he gets the balls to try again.
[Report This]Date: 23 Aug 2010 10:24 PM Title: Chapter 18
From c*blocked to "love"blocked! Schizoward can't cut a break...although I don't think he's complaining too much after the festival of sex he has been enjoying!
You are a maniacal genius...I hope you realize that.
Author's Response:
Haha Thank you! I'll take maniacal genius any day :) He's just too much fun and of course I can't let the "I love you" pop out right after he decides he's going to say it. That would be boring! hehe He's not too upset though, he was more goaded into it than anything :)
Date: 12 Aug 2010 1:12 AM Title: Chapter 5
Awe, Edward was so sweet to get her blood from the hospital for her special diet and the dvds because the shows were something she'd enjoy. The style of clothes might piss her off though.
I guess if you've got to feed on blood to survive and you can read minds, taking the abusers, rapists, and murderers would be a way to try and keep a clear conscience.
Can't wait for Bella's reaction to Edward's lil experiment there at the end.
Author's Response:
Haha yeah, he's already changing for her without really realizing it. Of course he's doing it all in the name of getting laid, so he thinks :)
Yeah, it's hard to quibble with what he's doing when you really think about it. It's wrong but also has its merits.
I hope you like her reaction :) I did!
Date: 12 Aug 2010 12:45 AM Title: Chapter 4
OMG. Bella explaining Buffy and Angel to Edward was freakin' hilarious. Ninja vampires... I think I peed my pants. ;)
Author's Response:
This remains my favorite chapter of this story. I had the best time looking at Buffy through his eyes and it really was amazing how I could rip apart a show I truly loved like that. I love that I made you laugh!
Date: 12 Aug 2010 12:37 AM Title: Chapter 3
Love snarky Bella, dead cockblocking Jacob, and last but not least, horny Smugward.
Wonder how he'll find an alternate way to feed his new charge?
Author's Response:
I'm so glad you enjoyed all three of them. Having Corpsecob cockblock them made me giggle quite a bit. Smugs definitely has his hands full with Bella, she's not the biddable girl he imagined ;)
Date: 12 Aug 2010 12:26 AM Title: Chapter 2
Can't say I'm upset with what happened to Jacob. I never really liked Jake. Totally Team Edward.
Author's Response:
Haha that's good! I'm clearly Team Edward and I had a WHOLE lot of fun killing Jake. :)
Date: 12 Aug 2010 12:21 AM Title: Chapter 1
Edward was an ass but yet still totally hot. Wonder if Bella will be happy he wanted to "keep" her?
Author's Response:
Haha yes, that's a pretty good way to describe him! He still manages to be charming somehow, I adore him. Bella...well you'll see!
Date: 11 Aug 2010 6:59 AM Title: Chapter 17
WOW! I loved this chapter full of lemony goodness!!! I can't wait for them to finally admit that they love each other! Please update soon! :)
Author's Response:
Thank you! The love stuff is coming, I promise. I have a few things to do first but we're getting there ;) So happ you liked it!
[Report This]Date: 10 Aug 2010 10:46 PM Title: Chapter 17
Oh please, oh please, I REALLY want my husband to be a vamp! Three days of that?!? That is any woman's best dream. ;)
Excellent lemony chapter!!!
I also enjoyed Edward's inner argument. It really is a funny visual imagining him pounding away at Bella while he is yelling at himself in his head. Thank God she isn't the mind reader.
Author's Response:
Ha, oh man, could you imagine if she was? She'd have kicked his ass all over the state if she heard what was going on in that head in regards to her day in and day out :)
I've had several girls wish for the human male to have some vamp stamina. It would probably kill us all, but what a way to go! :)
So glad you liked it, hehe!
[Report This]Date: 10 Aug 2010 2:51 PM Title: Chapter 17
I hope they tell each other how they feel soon! Glad they are finally together together!
Author's Response:
Won't be too long but not right away yet. Have a couple things to do first :)
[Report This]Date: 10 Aug 2010 3:09 AM Title: Chapter 17
Well, that was HOT (interesting doesn't fit there). And god I need a cold shower. I'm not so hormonal anymore in matter of fact the boys were born, you can go see them if you like (or pictures of them anyways)
http://adarkertwilight.blogspot.com/2010/08/lots-of-happy-news.html
Author's Response:
They're gorgeous! Congratulations!!! I'm glad the hormones have died down, you were scary! (I kid, I kid!) So glad you enjoyed it...if that's the right word :) A cold shower is a very good thing in my eyes! I told you that it was coming :)
Date: 10 Aug 2010 2:25 AM Title: Chapter 17
Enjoyed the nice sexiness in this chapter. Cracked up with all Edward's inner dialogue.
Author's Response:
:) Thank you! I love inner voice and he does appear at some of the most inopportune times. Poor Smugs! haha Glad you liked it!
[Report This]Date: 09 Aug 2010 10:19 PM Title: Chapter 17
It looks like she's finally giving in to her feelings for him even if they still haven't said it to each other..
Author's Response:
She definitely cares for him. Whether she's as far along as he is is unknown at this point but whenever he mans up and says it I suppose we'll find out!
Date: 04 Aug 2010 10:34 AM Title: Chapter 16
uh oh
Author's Response:
Uh oh? :)
[Report This]Date: 31 Jul 2010 11:23 AM Title: Chapter 16
I know Edward is glad that he won't be the first vampire to die of blue balls after all.
Author's Response:
From Smugward:
They don't turn blue, but yeah. She's still an evil person but she gets to live since she finally got me some!
From Nole:
You'd have thought he'd never been in pain before! What a baby!
Date: 29 Jul 2010 9:29 PM Title: Chapter 1
Wow! This is an amazing hot story. I love your smugWard, and yet love how he's slowly becoming warmer, all the while keeping that sarcastic thing of his. I like Bella too and how she's slowly progressing. I like it because they are each compromising and reaching out to each other, as any relationship needs. I'll be eager to see where it all goes.
by the way, can you give a link to your FFN profile, so I can read your canon story?
Again, this is great!
Author's Response:
Thank you so much! They are both definitely growing and changing together, he really needed to progress in order to earn the right to be with her. I'm very happy you're liking it so far.
My FF profile is here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1901714/Nolebucgrl and my canonesque story is Sacrificial Lamb. Look forward to hearing what you think!
From Smugward:
I am amazing and hot, I know. I'm glad you see that too! I don't really need to change, but Bella sure does. She's got me wrapped around her little finger and she's figuring that out. I'm in trouble! Thanks for reading :)
Date: 28 Jul 2010 2:26 AM Title: Chapter 16
Finally!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response:
From Smugward:
Hear Hear! Someone who gets it! ;)
From Nole:
I told you it was coming soon. Thanks for the review.
[Report This]Date: 27 Jul 2010 10:34 PM Title: Chapter 16
Holy hell! I can't believe you finally let them have alittle fun! It was well worth the wait! I felt bad for Edward when he thought Bella was going to pull away from him again.
So Edward will answer anything??? I am going to be greedy and ask 3:
What is Edward's favorite sexual position?
Now that hs has had Bella as a vamp, which was better? Human Bella or Vampire Bella?
If Bella told him that he needed to go 'vegetarian' if he wanted to keep having sex with her, would he do it?
Author's Response:
From Smugward:
Well hello there NickeyD...aren't you a little forward? That's okay, I like it *smirks*
Hmmm my favorite sexual position? I really, really like to have a woman riding me, watching her beautiful breasts bounce with each movement of her hips, seeing her face as she gets lost in the pleasure that only Edward Junior can bring...yeah, that's my favorite. I love wall sex too...I must do that with Bella whenever we go back home.
Rate my Bellas? That's a bit difficult, don't you think? And if she ever reads it I'm a dead man. I think, ulitimately, vampire Bella was a bit better, because there was a sexiness and confidence there that human Bella didn't have, you know what I'm saying? But that doesn't take anything away from human Bella giving me her innocence either. That was a beautiful and powerful thing that I'd never give back.
If Bella threw down a gauntlet like that? I'd wait her out! She'd never be able to stay away from Edward Junior after having him again. Believe it!
From Nole:
Haha yeah, the time was finally right in my eyes. He's done enough to earn some trust in her eyes...whether or not she loves him yet is another matter. I threw the pulling away thing in to fool you all and I imagine most of you thought I was doing the cockblock again. Surprise :) Glad you liked it!
Date: 27 Jul 2010 9:44 AM Title: Chapter 16
I am sooo happy for Edward Jr.!!! ROTFLMAO!
That was a great lemon! I am enjoying this story so much. Love your Edward! He's funny as hell. I can't wait for the next update!
Author's Response:
From Smugward:
Edward Junior has been through quite a lot. He's quite pleased with the fact that Nole finally got semi-intelligent and decided to give us all what we've been waiting for.
Funny? Me? If you say so :)
From Nole:
Thank you! So glad you liked it! I'm always nervous writing lemons but the response has been amazing.
I'm glad you find Edward so amusing,he really does make me laugh constantly as well. Thanks for the review!
Date: 27 Jul 2010 9:39 AM Title: Chapter 16
woohoo!!
Author's Response:
From Smugward:
I could not have said it better myself! Thank you for your support in the cockblockery being removed!
From Nole:
Heheh Glad you liked it! Thanks for the review :)
[Report This]Date: 27 Jul 2010 8:20 AM Title: Chapter 16
This Edward is coming full circle. I truly love him fighting with himself in his head. I think it is Fu*k awesome. As well as Bella being so in responsive to him now.
Author's Response:
From Smugward:
I didn't need to change, at all. Nole's just a fool who made us all wait too long! How could you like that inner douche? I will find a way to get rid of him if it's the last thing I do! Of course Bella is responsive to me....look at me woman!
From Nole:
Ignore him, he's feeling even more smug these days now that he finally got his way. Of course he needed to change to do it! He's getting there, slowly but surely! Glad you're enjoying and thank you for the review!
Date: 26 Jul 2010 9:50 PM Title: Chapter 16
Hell, yeah! ;)
Author's Response:
Damn right, sexy! I told her to let me play long ago but she wouldn't listen to you or to me! Evil writer. Glad you liked it, more of me to come *smirks*
Thanks for reading!
Smugward
[Report This]Date: 26 Jul 2010 9:09 PM Title: Chapter 16
Yay, yay, yay... cockblock gone, now I'm happy. Yahoo.
That being said, my hormonal state is now satisfied and happy.
I loved it, I loved it, I loved it
Author's Response:
I told Nole ages ago to let me free but she ignored us all. She's ridiculously stubborn. Glad I could satisfy you as well as Bella! *winks* Glad you liked it...more to come (pun intended) Thanks for reading sweetheart!
Smugward
Date: 26 Jul 2010 9:08 PM Title: Chapter 16
Damn Smugs, that was HAWT! Happy now, hot shot? (*winks*)
Kisses,
Emma
Author's Response:
Well of course it was hot, sweetness, it was me! :) I had a lot stored up I needed to get out, let me tell you! So glad you enjoyed it. I'll give you more hotness next chapter, count on it! I'm content and Nole gets to live another couple weeks, that's as much as I can do for her for now! See you soon *smirks*
Date: 25 Jul 2010 12:02 AM Title: Chapter 4
Great Chapter,had me laughing my arse off.x
Author's Response:
I'm so glad! I laughed while I wrote it and for every reread, still my fave chapter! Thank you!
[Report This]Date: 24 Jul 2010 9:38 AM Title: Chapter 15
very intense!
Author's Response:
;) Thanks I'm glad you think so! I always worry writing action stuff but it came out like I imagined :)
Date: 24 Jul 2010 5:46 AM Title: Chapter 6
LOL he is so evil.. but it is so amusing.. poor Bella.. I wonder if this back fires on Edward as well..
Author's Response:
He makes me laugh, all the time ;) I'm glad he does you as well!
Date: 24 Jul 2010 3:54 AM Title: Chapter 5
LOL that was funny I love how he is tormenting her..
He is evil in so many ways LOL
Author's Response:
:) He can be evil, yeah, but he really does care about her as well, he just doesn't realize it yet! Couching it all in sex is a wonderful way to cope with emotions for him!
Date: 23 Jul 2010 1:05 PM Title: Chapter 4
LOL that is so funny.. game on.. she is going to find that tough..
Author's Response:
Ha! She is but so is he, maybe even more so because you know, he wants the hell out of of her! :) Glad you found it funny!
Date: 23 Jul 2010 10:07 AM Title: Chapter 3
LOL I think it is funny... I think Edward has gotten himself into a bit of trouble here he seems to be backing down and changing his tune.. LOL
serves him right if Bella is the leader in this relationship..
Author's Response:
Haha Smugward certainly does have a battle on his hands with Bella, he's gotten a lot more than he bargained for :)
Date: 23 Jul 2010 9:36 AM Title: Chapter 2
lol nice chapter... I like dark edward
Author's Response:
Ha, this was a fun chapter to write and very therapeutic if you don't like Jake :) Thank you!
Date: 23 Jul 2010 6:13 AM Title: Chapter 1
oh hell that was an interesting chapter.. evil Edward..
Author's Response:
:) Thank you! That chapter was a dream inspired by the Darkward competition and I actually dragged myself out of bed and started writing it in the middle of the night. After a few hours of sleep that I forced myself to get, I wrote it all day on and off while I was supposed to be working. His voice just wouldn't go away and here it is with me all these months later :)
Date: 13 Jul 2010 8:05 AM Title: Chapter 15
This was priceless:
"Like I hadn’t made Jenks go to the fucking trouble of acquiring a cow for her to eat and then have her turn up her nose at it. What the fuck were we going to do with a pet cow? I didn’t know shit about cows except that they stank and were apparently fucking dumb. And they ate grass. What else? Oh hell no…"
ROTFLMAO! I laughed so hard reading that paragraph!
This was another gem:
"I was suddenly a spandex wearing cheerleader. Next thing I knew I’d be wearing a sparkly pink tutu and braiding Bella’s hair. Fuck, I was ridiculous."
TOO FUNNY!
I enjoyed reading about Bella's first hunt and kill. I think it's great that you hinted that Edward could enjoy it too! I envision this story ending with both Bella and Edward becoming vegetarians. :)
It sounds like there is a lemon ahead! I CAN'T WAIT!!! HE HE! :)
Author's Response:
Hee...my favorite line of all time is in this chapter...the one where he's searching for a burial spot and has his mini-eulogy for Edward Junior. It's just so him!
I loved the cow stuff too! Picturing his expression if Bella ever asked him to milk the thing warring with his need to give her what she wants...hehe So much fun!
It does sound like the cockblock is about to come off...the winds of change are blowing for these two :) I'm so glad you're enjoying it and I look forward to getting you the next chapter! ;)
Date: 13 Jul 2010 6:38 AM Title: Chapter 15
OK.....WOW.. I am sooo sorry...I didn't review more chapters, but my god.. I couldn't stop reading... It is now 12:30 am...and I am totally addicted to your story. Great job.. this is so totaly different from ANYTHING.. I love it.
Author's Response:
:) I just love getting any kind of review at all, believe me! Sometimes # of reads vs # of reviews can be darn depressing so I'll take what I can get. Especially when I hear that I made someone laugh. I love that so many of you get my crazy sense of humor!
Thank you so much for reading, sorry if I kept you up past your bedtime...okay, really I'm not! hehe But I'm thrilled you liked it and I love that you think it's different...it really feels that way to me :) Thank you!
[Report This]Date: 13 Jul 2010 5:15 AM Title: Chapter 15
She just really made his day!
Author's Response:
Yes...the dream of licking blood off her is alive and well, even if it's just a bear's blood :)
Date: 13 Jul 2010 3:38 AM Title: Chapter 15
Can't wait for more.......!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response:
Thank you! Coming very soon :)
[Report This]Date: 13 Jul 2010 3:21 AM Title: Chapter 15
Finally, please let something actually happen
Author's Response:
Plenty of things have actually happened...humph.
[Report This]Date: 13 Jul 2010 1:49 AM Title: Chapter 15
OMG...please cut this poor guy a break! he's not even fighting with the inner monologue anymore! Blend of tender (Bella's discussion about getting close to people) and the usual laugh-out-loud snark!
Hysterical, awesome chapter! (as always!)
Author's Response:
Awww thank you! Your pleas are not falling on deaf ears and I swear the time is a coming. I won't say if it's next chapter or not, cause hey, you gotta wait and see, but you know he's made a ton of progress ;)
I like to mix the serious with the fun :) Thanks so much for the review!
[Report This]Date: 13 Jul 2010 1:31 AM Title: Chapter 15
Oh please tell me the cock block briggade is finally taking a nap??? Poor Edward has waited long enough. He bought her a house a cow for Pete's sake. Give the boy some sex!!!
I loved his inner monolouge about taking care of the cow. Very funny! And the hunt was hot. I think Bella may finally be feeling the positive effects of the vampire lifestyle.
Oh, I am posting an AH story of my own. If you would like to give a try it is called, "Use Somebody". I'd love to get your opinion on it. ;)
Author's Response:
Sure I'd love to check it out as soon as I have a little time to read! I'm trying to get a few FGB pieces done but after that I can find my sanity again. If I don't get to it between this update and next, remind me okay?
As for the brigade, you'll know very soon. You're right, he's made a LOT of progress and she's seeing that so there's no reason for it to continue for much longer!
She's definitely learning that being a vamp can be more interesting than she thought! We'll see soon!
Date: 13 Jul 2010 12:51 AM Title: Chapter 15
Happy-go-lucky vampire. I can just see him frolicking through the daisies now! LMAO
Author's Response:
Hehe it's quite an image, isn't it? Of course sparkling and smiling the whole way! :)
Date: 13 Jul 2010 12:17 AM Title: Chapter 15
UGH!! FussyElla is SOOOOO annoying!! But I love sexy, demanding, BLoodElla!! And this version of Edward is good too!! A-.
Author's Response:
Haha Thank you, glad you like them. They're both crazy but lots of fun.
Date: 12 Jul 2010 11:31 PM Title: Chapter 15
Oh shit that was hott...
Author's Response:
Hehe Glad you think so! We're getting there!
Date: 06 Jul 2010 11:57 PM Title: Chapter 14
SOOOO good, i still feel like it's time for some good loving!!!
Author's Response:
Yes we're getting there. So glad you like it :)
[Report This]Date: 01 Jul 2010 12:03 PM Title: Chapter 14
She's going to have a hard time finding food if she keeps getting friendly with it!
Author's Response:
Hee...the wild animals are probably a little less friendly than good old Willow. She always wanted a pet, you know! hehe
[Report This]Date: 01 Jul 2010 9:10 AM Title: Chapter 14
this chapter is to cute.
Author's Response:
:) I'm glad you think so! They really are progressing!
[Report This]Date: 01 Jul 2010 5:27 AM Title: Chapter 14
Oh great, *shakes head* naughty Bella teasing Edward, I feel sorry for him.
Author's Response:
haha Well he did tease her first! The thing he didn't get was she was actually making a move and he didn't see it! Poor vamp!
Date: 30 Jun 2010 11:50 PM Title: Chapter 14
I am starting to get tired of Bella always cockblocking Edward.
Author's Response:
Sorry. She actually wasn't that time, he just didn't realize that when she was pressing up against him she was making a move.
[Report This]Date: 30 Jun 2010 10:46 PM Title: Chapter 14
OMG!!! She wants to keep the cow as a pet and name it Willow? She has got to be the most ass-backwards vampire I have ever scene!
And that teasing in the bedroom was just mean. You tell Edward he can come to my place anytime. Bella doesn't know what a good thing she has with Edward.
Author's Response:
Haha she is definitely ass-backwards. She always has him guessing, as well as me. hehe Though I did know she'd keep the cow. hehe It just seemed fitting for her.
The teasing was mean but he did start it. And he was too daft to realize that she was making some moves on her own while he was pouting. Poor guy!
[Report This]Date: 23 Jun 2010 10:44 PM Title: Chapter 13
This was precious. I am looking forward for the next chapter.
Author's Response:
:) Thank you so much! I'm going to get to work on that soon so I'll have it for you pretty soon :)
Date: 15 Jun 2010 7:13 PM Title: Chapter 11
Love E's running commentary. He sounds like my brother-in-law. Mu husband's not stupid enough to talk shit about my vamp love.
Author's Response:
Haha well that's a good thing! He knows when to shut up! The commentary is my favorite part as well, I love his dual voices warring in his mind :)
Date: 15 Jun 2010 3:54 AM Title: Chapter 13
My favorite chapter so far! I love how they are getting to know eachother (the real ones) slowly but surely. Will we meet any other Cullen's along the way...I wonder!
Author's Response:
:) I'm glad you liked it! Thank you. There are no other Cullen's to meet, I'm afraid. Alice & Rose are human friends of Bella. Jasper is Rose's brother that Alice has a crush on but he's not in the story. Emmett was the gay guy checking out Edward in chapter 1 and Esme & Carlisle are long dead :) So, this is really and truly just an E&B story. There may be some other familiar names that appear though!
[Report This]Date: 15 Jun 2010 2:13 AM Title: Chapter 13
You know what I want to see, the sexual tension in this story is fucking painful. I don't care if they have actual sex, for god sakes just some relief would be nice, you know oral or fisted. I don't care just some damn relief.
Author's Response:
Painful? They've been more or less concentrated on other things beyond sex the last few chapters so I don't know how utterly painful the tension has been. Their relationship is advancing beautifully and it won't be that long, but frankly, if they get to the oral/fisting thing, they'll go all the way. There'd be no reason not to. So I don't think I'd let them get that far only to pull back again, you know?
Date: 15 Jun 2010 12:08 AM Title: Chapter 13
Hahaha! Oh god, that made me laugh. I love the way he talks to himself...
Author's Response:
:) I'm glad you enjoyed it. I do too...I could probably just write whole chapters of him arguing with himself and be perfectly content. I am happy that I made you laugh!
Date: 14 Jun 2010 11:51 PM Title: Chapter 13
He loves her!!! Yea!!!! Shhh, I have a secret...I think she may love him too! ;)
I thought the online house hunting was a cute interaction for them. I can't wait to see what Bella does when she sees the cow. LOL
Author's Response:
Hee, people seem to be excited by the cow. It makes me giggle!
She may! I honestly don't know what is in that girl's head! :) He's making progress and so is she. She's happier now and making allowances for his nature. Progress all the time!
Date: 14 Jun 2010 11:01 PM Title: Chapter 13
Plz take him off cockblock! Im beggin u!
Author's Response:
Hah we're getting closer all the time. He's mentally thought the L word now. If he'll just say it...hehe
[Report This]Date: 14 Jun 2010 10:10 PM Title: Chapter 13
After grading final exams all day, you provided the perfect antidote. HYSFLIPPINSTERICAL again. You are truly gifted. Sick, twisted, snarky, and deranged... but gifted!
Author's Response:
Hee...I'll take it! I love that description of myself :) I'm glad I could make you laugh and end your loooong workday on a good note! Thanks so much for reading and reviewing!
Date: 12 Jun 2010 2:16 AM Title: Interview With The Vampire
cute
Author's Response:
Thanks! I'm glad you like it!
Date: 06 Jun 2010 4:56 PM Title: Interview With The Vampire
Very cute!!! I personally agree with Edward....I want to read about some hot sex in any form or fashion between E/B...like less than 5 chapters maybe?....maybe.... Can't wait to read more!!
Author's Response:
Ha, we'll see. No guarantees. Sometimes he gets away from me and I get wordy! But it is coming, I promise! They've gotta get to their new home and work on this whole hunting thing first though :)
Date: 05 Jun 2010 6:51 PM Title: Interview With The Vampire
Starla had some excellent questions, but she never asked one that I am dying to know...in al his expierience throughout the years, what is Edward's favorite position???
Loved the interview, but 10 more chapters before he gets some? Seriously? I couldn't hold put 10 more chapters. I don't know how you expect poor horney Edward to. I have to agree with him that you are being kinda cruel. What did that blood thirsty bastard ever do to you? ;)
Author's Response:
Hee, I'll add that to the list of questions to ask him!
It's less than 10 now, as that interview was conducted 3 chapters ago. I really don't have a set number. I know when it's going to happen but how exactly we get there remains to be seen. Sometimes I get wordy. They have other things on their plate, so to speak, that will keep their minds off the sexing for a bit. :) He's a cruel bastard to me, you have no idea what he says and does when you all are not around to protect me!
[Report This]Date: 04 Jun 2010 7:24 PM Title: Interview With The Vampire
Thank you Edward for being so open! That was so cool!
Author's Response:
Haha I'm glad you liked it! If you have any questions for him, let me know. I'll probably have another interview him again down the line somewhere! I had a blast doing it :)
Date: 04 Jun 2010 7:03 PM Title: Chapter 4
I really like this story and I will continue to read until the end! :) I hope that Bella is strong enough to resist Edward's arrogant ass!
Author's Response:
Haha I'm glad you enjoy it! We'll have to see what happens! She's changing him for the better ;)
[Report This]Date: 04 Jun 2010 6:57 PM Title: Interview With The Vampire
Interesting interview. I really hope it actually is less than 10 chapters, because the damn sexual tension in this story is killing the pregnant lady (that would be me) reading this story is actually becoming painful ------ NOT amusing
Author's Response:
Hmm I'm sorry to hear that and don't want to cause you any pain! But I can't change the story either. The instant they start sleeping together things will be very different and the story will be just about over. So I don't want to rush it. He doesn't really deserve the sex yet. I hope the little one stays well!
Date: 03 Jun 2010 11:50 AM Title: Chapter 11
Loving this story, cant wait to read more. Some of the things Edward thinks of are hilarious.
Author's Response:
Hee, yeah his inner thoughts are my favorite thing to write. He spews a lot of them but the stuff he keeps to himself is great :) So glad you like it! Thank you!
Date: 03 Jun 2010 11:38 AM Title: Chapter 11
i love your story
i coun´t stop laching
im not good in englisch im from holland
sorry if it´s not reade bull
Author's Response:
:) I'm so glad you like it! Thank you! I understood what you were saying, it's awesome that you read and reviewed. I'm truly thankful! My grandmother was Dutch so we have a little tie in :) Thank you!
[Report This]Date: 03 Jun 2010 9:07 AM Title: Chapter 11
He thinks she is finally going to eat people, not gonna happen!
Author's Response:
Hehe it's not very likely that he's going to get his way but he just can't conceive of the concept. He's very excited right now! Poor boy!
Date: 03 Jun 2010 9:03 AM Title: Chapter 11
Just found your story.m I love it and can't wait to read more. I love the banter between Bella and Edward. And Edwards convos with his inner self. Post again soon!!!
Author's Response:
Thank you! I'm so glad you're enjoying it! I have a lot of fun with those two butting heads! My favorite are his internal thoughts. hehe I'm going to try to post every two weeks, stagger my two stories. I'll get it to you ASAP. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
[Report This]Date: 03 Jun 2010 2:52 AM Title: Chapter 11
interesting... looking forward to the next chapter.
Author's Response:
Thanks! Within 2 weeks, I promise!
[Report This]Date: 02 Jun 2010 11:17 PM Title: Chapter 11
You had me LMAO as Edward mocked the Vampire Diaries. Too funny! And I loved Bella's reaction to the donated blood. You had to figure it would taste like shit with their hightened senses and all the additives.
New Jersey, huh? I can't wait to see how this all turns out.
Author's Response:
Hee...I love watching shows I watch through his eyes. It's very enlightening! I think he would grow to love Damon if he didn't get more tame. Of course, Edward himself is getting more tame but doesn't quite see that!
Yeah, the donated blood thing was a failure. Edward expected it to be but Bella sure had her hopes on it. hehe We'll see how she does on the hunt.
Jersey is close to NY so yeah...hehe Not quite Smugward's style but it should be fun :)
Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Date: 25 May 2010 3:57 PM Title: Chapter 10
I just finished the first ten chapters. This story is so much fun! It's so original and your writing is great! Please, keep the chapters coming (I almost said "keep it coming" but was afraid that might sound . . . wrong).
Author's Response:
Ha, well as you can see, I get a lot of that in my comments! Everyone wants them coming in a different way! We'll get there though! I'm so glad you like my story. It is a lot of fun to write, I tend to cackle my way through each chapter so I'm thrilled when you guys find it as amusing I do! Thanks for reading and reviewing :)
[Report This]Date: 25 May 2010 8:26 AM Title: Chapter 10
Damnit I don't know how much fucking longer I can go with out another sex scene. This story is getting annoying. Get a sex scene in the next chapter.
Please
Author's Response:
Heh, sorry I have a few things to do yet before they get it on again. This isn't one of those sex every chapter stories! It's coming but certainly not next chapter :)
Date: 25 May 2010 4:29 AM Title: Chapter 10
great chapter
Author's Response:
Thanks! The next one will hopefully be fun, feeding time and all! :) Thanks for reading and reviewing!
[Report This]Date: 25 May 2010 1:40 AM Title: Chapter 10
They are so funny together! She's like combustible
Author's Response:
Haha she indeed, very volatile newborn. But he needs that constant guessing or he'd get bored right quick! Glad they're making you laugh!
[Report This]Date: 25 May 2010 12:20 AM Title: Chapter 10
Excellent! I am starting to warm up to mood swing Bella. She's a fucking riot! One minute she is jumping him the next she is smashing his guitar. Can vampires take prozac? LOL.
I can not wait to see Bella with the donated blood. Don't they add something to the blood to stop it from clotting? I bet that will leave a nice little after taste in her mouth. ;)
Author's Response:
Hee, she's just as nuts as he is! She's a lot of fun to write, especially since I only see her through his eyes. Thus, his reactions are very real! She's very volatile, that's for sure. I'll suggest the Prozac to Smugward, I'm sure he'd be happy to give it a try!
Yeah, the feeding should be an interesting experience. I think Smugward's going to be snarky. hehe
Date: 24 May 2010 6:45 PM Title: Chapter 10
I think Edward needs to get Bella out of the city. Right now she is confined to his apartment and I don't care how big it is, that can get really stifling after a while. Any chance they'll make a trip to one of the many Cullen households?
Author's Response:
Hee, funny you mention that. It's about to come up in the next chapter. Bella won't be confined to the brownstone for much longer!
[Report This]Date: 21 May 2010 3:47 AM Title: Chapter 9
This is an out of the box version of the original. I am so a Team Edward fan, but he is really pissing me off. He needs to decide Bella or not and move on!!! Bella has always been a flake (homesome) what else is new. Let her ass fen for herself, she will come around. Playing those stupid games trying to have her cake and eat it too! Get over it Bella. You are a VAMPIRE, deal with it.
As for Edward, he gets what he deserve. Chaning her without tought to the outcome. He should have be smarter then this. Now he has to do the same fallout as her, DEAL with it!!!
Author's Response:
Hmm not exactly sure what you mean. Edward has decided. He wants Bella, he just wants her on his terms. She wants him right back but she doesn't think she should, him having taken her away from all she knows and loves in this world. It's hard for both of them. They have to make adjustments and get to know one another beyond their attraction.
Date: 13 May 2010 10:17 AM Title: Chapter 9
Lol, I love how he's so paranoid of becoming "a chick" & Bella finding out about this. *grin*
"But I resisted, boys and girls" WOW, is he feeling alright? He's so CUTE.
"like that time I fucked the preacher's daughter on the second floor of the church during mass. I didn't see what the fucking problem was; she kept yelling "Oh God" - I packed out laughing at this, that's so dodgy.
I loved him walking out of the shower & she was sitting on his bed. Call me cruel, but I'm loving that she doesn't want Edward to go on this date, but she does, but she really doesn't :) *grin* of course it doesn't help that Edward gets all devious, sneaky & sexy
"I could hear my dick start to whimper beneath the towel. If I wasn't careful he would probably detach from my body and just attack her." *snorts with laughter* Ahhh the mental image that comes with that... hahaha
"I was torn between wanting to laugh at her or cuddle her." lol, he so is getting soft, he was thinking of CUDDLING her.
I liked how she made him promise not to kiss Angela, and then as an afterthought, told him not to kill her either.
I AM glad he's taking Angela out now, shame poor girl, she's so dazed at this whole thing, so I'm glad he's being a gentleman with her too. (*chuckle* even if her sweet thank you's are driving him crazy)
"I saw the look of wonder on Angela's face." Oh she's so sweet. I kinda feel abit bad for her now...
Oh damn it..Bella's SO gonna make him pay for that kiss, but I'm so glad he did. Ang needed that.
Oh! hehehe he has a plan...
I fricking love this story...going over to the thread now...woo hoo
Thanks bb, you always make me smile & laugh & cringe, lol.
Author's Response:
You're the best, leaving me comments here and there! I hope you like the thread, I was blown away when Starla made me one!
Date: 13 May 2010 10:16 AM Title: Chapter 8
"Fuck, this was one battle in which I'd willingly surrender." *squeak* - oh my goodness this whole passage is to fricking hot!
"I could actually fucking feel my eyes rolling back" - lol it sounds like that doesn't happen often. *giggle* You have no idea how much I love this guy...I'd even be a non vegetarian vampire for him *gasps & shakes head to get some common sense back*
Oo *gulp* the "almost" lemon was so so hot.
"I could see the spot on her neck where I'd taken her and made it so. It was a perfect bite mark, nearly invisible to the human eye, but I could see and so could any other vampire that we encountered in our endless lifetimes. They would know she belonged to me" I love how you brought this in, with the bite scar implications, that she was his. It's a really good idea. Also how you kept the theme a wee bit & it wasn't just some throw away comment.
"She was turning me into a woman but I didn't give a fuck. She was mine, just as she was always meant to be! Our hands remained pressed on her neck and I was wrong; this was the hottest fucking thing ever. The two of us touching the spot that made us forever one together." - so sweet, love it.
Lol I just KNEW they were going to get cockblocked, I knew it. LMAO...poor Edward.
& then Bella wants to just TALK. HEHEHEHE. Poor boy :(
Wow Rose was a bit of a bitch ey. Glad Edward stood up to her for Bella.
"I want you," she responded and I nearly fucking came from hearing her say that alone. "But…" Oh mother of fuck, what now?" - poor Edward (I LOVE that internal voice, hehe)
"Her witch voodoo electricity did not need to be distracting me now" - ah Edward, you're a tresure hon *grin*
Thanks for another stunning chapter hon...u rock ♥
Author's Response:
Responded to you indepth on FF so I'll just say thanks for reposting comments here and I adore you!
Date: 13 May 2010 10:15 AM Title: Chapter 7
Just me reposting
"I ended up with a contrary newborn vampire who refused to do anything normal." *giggle* & that is why she's perfect for him, hehehe.
I loved when he thought of turning Angela & having a Harem, but figured Bella would get Angela & they'd both cockblock him :)
"But no, she had to try to change me. Why did women always try that bullshit?" - Lol & why do men always resist us...I mean we do know best!
"Jesus Christ, I needed a drink. Sadly that was not an option" - *giggle* it's kinda funny how he DOESN'T mean alcohol here. Girl you have me cracking up at this, truely!
"Had I turned her at her wrong fucking time of the month and she'd be like this always?" - I wonder...lol, can you imagine if that happened, hehehehe.
"Ha. I knew her like the back of my own hand" - Lol, I give him 2 minutes.
Brilliant chapter as always bb. What a way to leave us hanging though *groan*
Thanks for the good read hon ♥
Author's Response:
I'm becoming pretty good at cliffies...I would hate me if I wasn't the one writing it! Love that you put up with me!
[Report This]Date: 12 May 2010 8:55 PM Title: Chapter 9
Loved the date. And I don't blame Edward for kissing Angela. He was right, it was the appropriate thing to do at the end of a date and he was trying to not hurt her feelings. I am sure Bella will have a temper tantrum, but once she puts herself in Angela's position, she will forgive him. Especially if he comes home with the smell of human blood on him as I expect will happen from his last thought.
Excellent chapter!
Author's Response:
Thank you! He got a little flak for that kiss, more than I expected, but I truly believe he did the right thing as well. He's showing some growth...some. hehe He really likes Angela and compares her so much to Bella in his mind that he legitimately didn't want to hurt her. And I think not kissing her after outright rejecting anything else with her would have been cruel. And yeah, hopefully Bella will listen after the initial rage. Glad you liked it :)
Date: 12 May 2010 4:22 PM Title: Chapter 9
OH NO! He broke his promise! I feel bad for Bella, even more so now.
Author's Response:
He did, but he was trying to do something nice for Angela. Hopefully Bella will understand that...eventually!
[Report This]Date: 12 May 2010 5:24 AM Title: Chapter 9
She's not gonna wanna hwae that he had to!
Author's Response:
Hehe no, she's probably not going to agree, at least not right away!
Date: 08 May 2010 3:22 AM Title: Chapter 8
I love this story! Wasn't on fanfiction? But anyway, keep it going!
Author's Response:
:) Yes it's on FF as well, I put it here as a precaution since it can get a little MA rated. hehe Glad you like it!
Date: 02 May 2010 2:37 PM Title: Chapter 8
"Rose needed to die." LOL
I so enjoy reading this story. Edward's internal voice is just hysterical. :D
Author's Response:
:) Thank you! I have a lot of fun with it! I just open my mind and out it comes. Maybe I have issues :)
Date: 01 May 2010 3:50 AM Title: Chapter 8
Cockblocking Rose is evil!!! But I love that Edward is giving in and willing to show Bella more of himself.
Author's Response:
Hee, yeah not much love for Rose after this chapter! But she was pivotal in getting these two to take a step towards being more than lusting after one another. He's already pretty much there but she needs some time, understandably! ;) Thanks for reviewing!
[Report This]Date: 30 Apr 2010 10:49 PM Title: Chapter 8
Poor Edward!! Can a vampire suffer blue balls?
Author's Response:
Hee, if they can then he surely is. At least he's handling it with some grace...well, as much grace as HE can have :)
Date: 30 Apr 2010 9:24 PM Title: Chapter 8
I frickin love your story. Your Edward is just great. It totally makes my day when I see an update. Edward is so Bella's bitch. I love that he is so crass one minute and the next he is all gooey lovesick.
Author's Response:
:) I was bracing for yelling so I will happily take the compliment! Edward is definitely wrapped around her little finger! It's fun to play with the conflicting sides of him!
[Report This]Date: 22 Apr 2010 1:38 AM Title: Chapter 7
LMAO!!! I love it!!! He finally got Bella to attack him. That was awesome!
Author's Response:
:) Hehe yes, Edward got a win, finally. For how long remains to be seen!
[Report This]Date: 22 Apr 2010 1:01 AM Title: Chapter 6
Whoa that was a lot of information in there. That is sad that Edward had a shitty upbringing. You just want to wrap your arms around him and his over inflated ego.
I think it is hilarious that Bella wants him to go on a date with Angela. I wonder if his plan to make her jealous will work? His plans have not worked all that great up till now...
Author's Response:
Well, his plan to get attacked work. It was a temporary thing but he did get some fun out of it! We'll see about the date, it's gonna be amusing to see how that plays out with Bella.
[Report This]Date: 21 Apr 2010 10:33 PM Title: Chapter 5
I love that Edward took out the bitch of a mother. She had it coming to her.
Edward is the devil..spilling the human blood on himslef like that. Bella better have her 'A' game on or she isn't going to last long.
Author's Response:
Ha, I think she can handle him! He needs someone like her to challenge him or he'd get bored rather quickly :) I'm glad you liked the death of Charlotte, I enjoyed writing it!
[Report This]Date: 21 Apr 2010 10:31 PM Title: Chapter 4
Cockblocked by a dead guy...classic! I am so glad Jacob did not last longin this story, he is always such a pain.
OME!!! Bella is blocking him unless he eats more humanily? That is just wrong. She needs to be put on vampire prozac..she is the moodiest vampire ever!!!
Author's Response:
Hee! Well she's very much a newborn so of course her mood changes are going to be rather swift. She took the whole vampire thing pretty well all things considered. The refusing to kill is a lot of fun to play with.
It was my pleasure to rid the story and the world of Jacob Black quickly :) Glad you liked the cockblock!
[Report This]Date: 21 Apr 2010 10:26 PM Title: Chapter 3
She thought he gave her an STD??? Too funny.
And now she wants him offer her blood options. I can only imagine what Edward will think of that.
Author's Response:
Hee, poor Edward didn't get what he thought he was getting there, did he? She's going to keep him on his toes, no doubt about it!
[Report This]Date: 21 Apr 2010 10:20 PM Title: Chapter 2
Another excellent chapter! I love that you made Jacob a stalker and her first meal (as well as the scape goat)...fantastic idea.
Author's Response:
I'm glad you liked that! I must say that killing Jacob was a lot of fun for me. It was highly therapeutic!
[Report This]Date: 21 Apr 2010 10:05 PM Title: Chapter 1
Mmmmm, very hot beginning. I love this vampiric Edward. He is not all emo like most people write him.
Author's Response:
:) Thank you, I'm glad you like this Edward. He's definitely not emo, he loves himself very much. Maybe too much as you'll see!
[Report This]Date: 14 Apr 2010 11:19 AM Title: Chapter 7
I can just picture his shit eating grin at her posessiveness!
Author's Response:
Hee, I think it's safe to say he's mentally cheering! It was time for him to get a little of an upper hand, even if it doesn't last! :)
Date: 14 Apr 2010 3:07 AM Title: Chapter 1
Holy crap, that really would explain a lot. Love it! :D
Author's Response:
It really would, right? Bad time to die and be vamped! Silly Carlisle, should have known better!
Date: 14 Apr 2010 2:48 AM Title: Chapter 7
"Had I turned her at her wrong fucking time of the month and she’d be like this always?" OMG, you just about friggin' killed me again. LMAO
Author's Response:
Hee, one of my reader's at FF said that maybe that explained Rosalie's issues, never thought of it but I kinda love it! :) Glad I made you laugh!
Date: 14 Apr 2010 1:08 AM Title: Chapter 7
i want them to fall in love and be a little sweeter but i do love the story its great
Author's Response:
Well that takes some time, she's only been awake for less than a day. They have feelings for each other but softening them up will take some work. Glad you like it tho! Thanks!
Date: 14 Apr 2010 12:27 AM Title: Chapter 7
LMAOOO!!!! This story is all kinds of fun :) I can't wait for more.
Author's Response:
:) Thank you, I'm glad you're liking it. I'm having a blast writing it! I don't stop to think, I just let Smugward take over and do his thing. It's a refreshing change! Glad we both made you laugh!