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Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:23 PM Title: Chapter 6

I like kinky Edward.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:22 PM Title: Chapter 5

Get into sure pants by cooking way to go chief.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:20 PM Title: Chapter 4

This is hilarious.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:19 PM Title: Chapter 3

Oh how cute is that.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:18 PM Title: Chapter 2

Nasty sluts should not be handling food ewww

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:17 PM Title: Chapter 1

This going to be funny.

Reviewer: Mooah Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 8:18 AM Title: Chapter 40

Great story. Had me in bits.

Head cheese... I don't know what I want to do more, laugh or bork.

Reviewer: edwardsfavoritebrunette Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 7:00 AM Title: Chapter 40

Perfect ending to a perfectly hilarious story! Loved you describing Edward playin "Patrick" on the bed and lying like a starfish, him telling Bella to sit on his face while he spanked her, and Esme being so intrusive all the time. I bet she cried because she got her phone taken away ;) had no idea about the clam burger but getting the recipe from urban dictionary is HILARIOUS! Thanks so much. 

Reviewer: angelskiss Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 5:37 AM Title: Chapter 40

I think I peed myself laughing so hard, THX!

Reviewer: IThinkINeededThat Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:31 AM Title: Chapter 40

OMG! ROFL I think I would die with a mother-in-law like that... NO, wait, I would probably have a fantastic time with a mol like that. We would become besties. I would help her drive Carlisle c`razy.

Reviewer: Mona Rider Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:29 AM Title: Chapter 40

HAHA... Damn you esme! Loved it great job woman!

Reviewer: IThinkINeededThat Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:29 AM Title: Chapter 39

oh damn, the being bent over the desk part? So worth the rant.

Reviewer: IThinkINeededThat Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:28 AM Title: Chapter 38

ah oh. What did she get?

Danger will robinson, danger, danger!

Reviewer: IThinkINeededThat Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:27 AM Title: Chapter 37

*snicker* Esme bought a phone because she is now addicted to sexting. Carlisle, just get your own phone and sext back! Course, then your son may never want to look at either of you again, but you will be so busy what will it matter?

Reviewer: IThinkINeededThat Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:26 AM Title: Chapter 35

"Carlisle banned Esme from going near any communication device when he got her home." LOL Somehow I don't think that is going to work.

And Edward... brain bleach doesn't work. Just sayin'

Reviewer: IThinkINeededThat Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:25 AM Title: Chapter 34

ROFL Nice golf outfit Edward. OH, geez, The Carlton Banks reference gave me the perfect visual.

Reviewer: IThinkINeededThat Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:24 AM Title: Chapter 33

hee hee hee. Emergency! Emergency! Esme is getting into sexting! Call the doctor. Oh, wait, you just did. Carlisle!

Reviewer: IThinkINeededThat Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:23 AM Title: Chapter 32

ROFL! OMG! Now Bella is dealing with a mother-in-law who is somewhat catching on. LOL She might die before the wedding.

Reviewer: IThinkINeededThat Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:21 AM Title: Chapter 31

"Esme was banned from the kitchen.

Carlisle also banned Esme from the urban dictionary on the computer so she didn’t get any more ideas.

He also enrolled her in Sue’s cooking classes that dad was going to."

ROFLMAO. I think he should have done that previously. LOL

Reviewer: IThinkINeededThat Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:20 AM Title: Chapter 30

LOL Esme is so old she wants the babies to come now before she kicks the bucket. Too many more urban dictionary checks and it could happen.

Reviewer: IThinkINeededThat Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:19 AM Title: Chapter 29

ROFL Edward is such a big help. LOL

Reviewer: IThinkINeededThat Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:18 AM Title: Chapter 28

And now I just went and looked up Head Cheese and Fish Sauce on the Urban Dictionary. I'm learning all sorts of things today. *shakes head*. 

Poor Esme. 

LOL THe Fish Sauce I can be down with. But head cheese? BARF!

Reviewer: IThinkINeededThat Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:16 AM Title: Chapter 27

OMG I am dying here! Laughing too much! It hurts! OMG! 

LOLOLOL Now I get the urban dictionary reference. *snickers* Poor Esme. LOL

Reviewer: IThinkINeededThat Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:15 AM Title: Chapter 26

ROFL Uh, thanks Eddie! LOL

Reviewer: IThinkINeededThat Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:14 AM Title: Chapter 25

ROFLMAO!~

OMG! Funniest thing ever! And I think I would tell Edward that no matter what, I would never eat at his house again.

And I think i fucked up your rating for the last chapter. Didn't mean to. It allows of a voting of up to 10, but only five cups appear. I accidentally hit 5 so I think that is why chapter 24 now only has four cups. *blushes and hides behind her desk*

Please, I didn't mean it, don't make me eat the Clam burgers with head cheese and fish sauce. 

Reviewer: IThinkINeededThat Signed starstarhalf-star [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:12 AM Title: Chapter 24

OMG! YES! i can completely get the literal child's mind. I had the same mentality as a kid - though not about wanting to be a horse.

Reviewer: IThinkINeededThat Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:10 AM Title: Chapter 23

man flu. ROFLMAO Have you seen that video on youtube from Man Stroke Woman about a man cold? So funny!

Reviewer: IThinkINeededThat Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:09 AM Title: Chapter 22

ROFL Carlisle and Old Spice?

Ewwww. I hate the stench of that stuff. It is definitely a LITTLE goes a LONG WAY

Reviewer: IThinkINeededThat Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:08 AM Title: Chapter 21

Ewwwwwwwww! I think if I smelled soy beans with tomato sauce and tabasco, I would claim to be feeling ill.

Reviewer: mistydeb Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 11:58 PM Title: Chapter 40

So funny, I loved this story. Can't imagine a 60+ Esme learning txt spk and then learning about cock. Good job blow job or cock cumin wasn't in their txts.

Reviewer: ama2978 Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 11:50 PM Title: Chapter 40

Great Drabble. Way to pull it together so quickly. It was hilarious. Thanks for writing. I enjoyed it. 

Reviewer: Mona Rider Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 10:45 PM Title: Chapter 21

she is so edward spoiled...

Reviewer: Mona Rider Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 10:40 PM Title: Chapter 17

HAHA... it's gotta happen sooner or later!

Reviewer: Debbi84 Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 10:40 PM Title: Chapter 40

Terrific story, laughed all the way through it!

Reviewer: Mona Rider Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 10:39 PM Title: Chapter 15

Yeah you'll both be eachothers bitch!

Reviewer: Mona Rider Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 10:35 PM Title: Chapter 10

yeah defo a creep with a nice dick apparently

Reviewer: Mona Rider Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 10:34 PM Title: Chapter 9

haha... Esme is silly!

Reviewer: Mona Rider Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 10:33 PM Title: Chapter 6

lol sexting

Reviewer: Mona Rider Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 10:30 PM Title: Chapter 3

I knew guys like him... More more!

Reviewer: Mona Rider Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 10:29 PM Title: Chapter 2

lmao! wrap them things up!

Reviewer: Mona Rider Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 10:28 PM Title: Chapter 1

whata start!

Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:47 PM Title: Chapter 40

Bloody awesome lady xxxxxx

 

 

 

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Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:42 PM Title: Chapter 32

hahahaahha

Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:40 PM Title: Chapter 30

I have Images of the Wedding Singer type of planner.. That of Fanc from Father of The Bride!!!!!

 

 

 

Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:39 PM Title: Chapter 28

Alco Pops...

 

Strawberry Woodys was my Alco pop limit in the day xx

 

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Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:37 PM Title: Chapter 27

ROFL!!!!!

 

Cheese Head!!!!!

 

 

ahahahahahahahhaahhaa

Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:36 PM Title: Chapter 26

PMSL

Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:36 PM Title: Chapter 25

LOL

Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:35 PM Title: Chapter 24

:)

Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:34 PM Title: Chapter 23

My fav snuffles movie!!!!!

 

 

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Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:34 PM Title: Chapter 22

;)

Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:33 PM Title: Chapter 21

hmmm KFC...;)

 

 

 

Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:32 PM Title: Chapter 19

;)

 

 

 

Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:31 PM Title: Chapter 18

hahahahhaa awesome

 

 

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Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:30 PM Title: Chapter 17

I love the word Prat... It's not used enough I thinks...;)

 

 

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Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:29 PM Title: Chapter 16

hahahhaha not the mags!!!!

 

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Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:28 PM Title: Chapter 15

I fluves bump and grind conversations.. to the point and truthful...;)

 

 

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Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:27 PM Title: Chapter 14

Hmmmm hanky spanky...;)

 

 

 

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Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:26 PM Title: Chapter 13

Ohhh you are Naughty.. Let me just SWALLOW the rest of my HAWT tea!!!!!

 

 

hahahaha

Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:25 PM Title: Chapter 12

Hahahahah Naughty True... Hmmm let me think I might have to CUM back to you on this piccy!!!!hahahahah

 

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Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:23 PM Title: Chapter 11

;)  good girl xx

 

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Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:22 PM Title: Chapter 10

I am loving the texty pictures so sweet xx

 

 

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Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:21 PM Title: Chapter 9

Hahahahha snorts hahahahahha

 

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Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:20 PM Title: Chapter 8

Hahahahahah 

 

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Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:19 PM Title: Chapter 7

hahaha inuendo.....

 

 

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Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:18 PM Title: Chapter 6

hmmmmm kinky *ears perk up*

 


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Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:18 PM Title: Chapter 5

I can just imagine that Tash bouncing about in a sneezing frenzy.. It would look all blurred...

 

hahahha

 

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Reviewer: franmasen Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:16 PM Title: Chapter 40

Aparently Edward didn't learn to not let his phone anywhere, kkkkk!!!!

Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:16 PM Title: Chapter 4

Ohh True,

 

Wiping tears of laughter away....LOL John Wayne xxx;)

 

 

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Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:15 PM Title: Chapter 3

Hahhaaaa Mighty Mouse..(I still have mine!!!)

 

LOL

 

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Reviewer: kgunter34 Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:13 PM Title: Chapter 40

Holy hell, this was hysterical.   Exactly why I never set my phone down around the parentals even though I am married and almost 40.  They are nosey bitches.

Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:12 PM Title: Chapter 2

Hahahah oh True xxx

 

 

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Reviewer: Arc Morpheus Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:11 PM Title: Chapter 1

:)

Reviewer: MinaWritesFanfiction Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:10 PM Title: Chapter 40

I'll see ya in August as a fellow Drabbler, hon! Thanks for sharing this... it was freaking hilarious!!!

Reviewer: Twi-Mom2005 Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:09 PM Title: Chapter 40

OMG, when will edward ever learn. Great job doll. I laughed so much reading this one. Keep up the awesome work. Im looking forward to your next drabble.

Reviewer: MinaWritesFanfiction Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:08 PM Title: Chapter 39

fuck yeah.... good one Ed!

Reviewer: MinaWritesFanfiction Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:07 PM Title: Chapter 38

Dun-dun dun duuuuuunnnnnn....

Reviewer: MinaWritesFanfiction Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:06 PM Title: Chapter 37

My bet is on the phone... def the phone.

Reviewer: MinaWritesFanfiction Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:05 PM Title: Chapter 36

I bet Esme is gonna think she's preggo... LOL

Reviewer: MinaWritesFanfiction Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:04 PM Title: Chapter 35

LET THE MAN STAY BELLA! He's the one with the 8===D you want to sit on! LOL

Reviewer: MinaWritesFanfiction Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:03 PM Title: Chapter 34

HAHAHAHAHA 

Reviewer: franmasen Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:02 PM Title: Chapter 39

She should be happy that with their own house Esme'll not have the chance to see the messages that she sends to Edward!!!! kkkkk

Reviewer: MinaWritesFanfiction Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:01 PM Title: Chapter 33

Why would Esme pick up his son's phone? SHE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THAT!!!

Reviewer: MinaWritesFanfiction Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:00 PM Title: Chapter 32

WTF?????

Reviewer: Twi-Mom2005 Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:00 PM Title: Chapter 39

Thats right take charge edward

Reviewer: MinaWritesFanfiction Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:59 PM Title: Chapter 31

nice! 

Reviewer: MinaWritesFanfiction Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:58 PM Title: Chapter 30

She's 19yo, she can wait until at least she can drink legally at her own wedding!

Reviewer: Twi-Mom2005 Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:57 PM Title: Chapter 38

Oh shit, wth is her 'surprise'?

 

Reviewer: MinaWritesFanfiction Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:56 PM Title: Chapter 29

tummy... hurts... too... much... laughing.... PMSLMAO

Reviewer: MinaWritesFanfiction Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:55 PM Title: Chapter 28

Oh man... poor Esme.

Reviewer: franmasen Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:55 PM Title: Chapter 33

kkk, thanks for the subtatle in the last chapter, kkkk

 

Poor Esme, they took her from her esperimental cooking, to had to find a way to distract herself, kkk 

Reviewer: MinaWritesFanfiction Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:54 PM Title: Chapter 27

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *falls off chair* ROFLMAO

Reviewer: Twi-Mom2005 Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:54 PM Title: Chapter 36

Loving every minute of dolls.

Reviewer: MinaWritesFanfiction Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:53 PM Title: Chapter 26

HAHAHAHA Yes, please explain, Edward!

Reviewer: Twi-Mom2005 Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:52 PM Title: Chapter 34

lmao

Reviewer: MinaWritesFanfiction Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:52 PM Title: Chapter 25

Ewwwwww..... 

Reviewer: Twi-Mom2005 Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:51 PM Title: Chapter 32

im laughing so hard i have tears.....

Reviewer: MinaWritesFanfiction Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:51 PM Title: Chapter 24

LMAO

Reviewer: MinaWritesFanfiction Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:51 PM Title: Chapter 23

never seen that movie :/

Reviewer: franmasen Signed [Report This]
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:50 PM Title: Chapter 32

kkkk, Bella's never going to learn the lesson, kkkkk

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