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Reviewer: bevey99 Signed [Report This]
Date: 13 Jan 2020 6:22 AM Title: Chapter 40

hahahahhahahaha I knew it

Reviewer: bevey99 Signed [Report This]
Date: 13 Jan 2020 6:18 AM Title: Chapter 38

???? Something to do with babies????

Reviewer: bevey99 Signed [Report This]
Date: 13 Jan 2020 6:14 AM Title: Chapter 34

I can't................I'm crying

Reviewer: bevey99 Signed [Report This]
Date: 13 Jan 2020 6:08 AM Title: Chapter 27

stop  haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it hurts

Reviewer: bevey99 Signed [Report This]
Date: 13 Jan 2020 6:05 AM Title: Chapter 25

 I LOVE BELLA  hahahahahahahaha

Reviewer: bevey99 Signed [Report This]
Date: 13 Jan 2020 6:04 AM Title: Chapter 24

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Reviewer: bevey99 Signed [Report This]
Date: 13 Jan 2020 5:57 AM Title: Chapter 13

I'm laughing at all the text sortcuts.

Reviewer: Vampirelady13 Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Feb 2018 8:09 PM Title: Chapter 40

Thank you that was funny.

Reviewer: Vampirelady13 Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Feb 2018 5:34 PM Title: Chapter 2

Yeah someone actually knows about stds. In this day and age that is very surprising. Everyone has sex like they change their underwear. They took something that is beautiful something two people who care and or love each other to show that love and made it disgusting with there have sex with as many people as you can. I know I sound old fashioned but that is the way i see this younger generation. My grandma taught me sex is for people to show there love. Also she taught me that if you dress like a slut you will be treated like a slut. She did not use those extract words but that was what she ment.

Reviewer: danqat Signed [Report This]
Date: 17 Jun 2016 4:11 AM Title: Chapter 40

Great story!

Reviewer: twirob13 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 03 Apr 2016 9:28 PM Title: Chapter 40

thanks for sharing this comical drabble with us ;D

Reviewer: twilightobession Signed [Report This]
Date: 01 Jan 2016 4:57 PM Title: Chapter 40

OMGosh! ! ! ! ! !  This one was too funny. Sorry I did not review every chapter.  They were really short, I find it hard to,review sometimes when the chapters are really short. Great funny story.  Love Esme in this one. 

Reviewer: nello1418 Signed starstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 11 Feb 2014 3:02 AM Title: Chapter 40

This was hilarious, am still laughing. Loved it

Reviewer: k1942 Signed [Report This]
Date: 14 Aug 2013 9:29 PM Title: Chapter 7

Weirdest thing just happened! I went to read chapter two, and it wasn't  there! Neither were chapters three, four, five, or six! Finally chapter seven was there! Thank goodness, thought I was living in the Twilight Zone, and I don't mean the saga's zone, either.

Reviewer: k1942 Signed [Report This]
Date: 14 Aug 2013 9:15 PM Title: Chapter 1

I see what you meant about this being totally for laughs, and thank you for a couple already!

Reviewer: Flutterfli Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star [Report This]
Date: 28 Apr 2013 2:35 PM Title: Chapter 40

LMAO Too cute!

Reviewer: marini03 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 25 Nov 2012 9:15 PM Title: Chapter 40

OH MY GOD! 8D LOL! I don't think I've ever been so embarrassed for someone else before! HAHAHA!!! I am SO GLAD I found this!

Reviewer: putblytheface Anonymous starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 01 Aug 2012 3:41 AM Title: Chapter 40

that was awesome, congrats, was very very funny to read!!!
;)

Reviewer: putblytheface Anonymous [Report This]
Date: 01 Aug 2012 3:05 AM Title: Chapter 13

hum.... don't know...
Oo?

Reviewer: putblytheface Anonymous starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 01 Aug 2012 3:03 AM Title: Chapter 12

Oh god! lol....

Reviewer: putblytheface Anonymous starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 01 Aug 2012 2:58 AM Title: Chapter 11

lol

.... "8 === D es un gallo.

(.) (.) Son un par de tetas :)

@> -, - Es una rosa"...

we know! 

:D

Reviewer: catvet1999 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 31 Jul 2012 4:07 PM Title: Chapter 6

Please tell me Vishous the cat is named after the vamp from Black Dagger Brotherhood.  If so, I think I just fell in love with you again!



Author's Response:

Hehe, of course! :D

Reviewer: cusic1981 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 31 Jul 2012 5:04 AM Title: Chapter 40

Great story I laughed so much :)

Reviewer: tds88 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 31 Jul 2012 3:15 AM Title: Chapter 40

OMG! I couldn't stop laughing. It was too fucking funny. I loved it.

Reviewer: bluebelle11 Signed [Report This]
Date: 31 Jul 2012 12:31 AM Title: Chapter 6

I love Vishous! BBB are the best! okay maybe it's a tie with Twilight. ;)

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:43 PM Title: Chapter 40

Of course esme is still being nosy! Great story loved it x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:29 PM Title: Chapter 39

I am sure bella ranted long than needed just to get bent over like that! Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:28 PM Title: Chapter 38

Oh no I dread to think what e surprise is. Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:27 PM Title: Chapter 37

I bet it was the phone confiscation! Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:26 PM Title: Chapter 36

It must have been a good night to over sleep that late on your wedding day. Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:25 PM Title: Chapter 35

They could always practice bellas text while Edwards parents do too! Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:24 PM Title: Chapter 34

Stag night outfits sound lovely. Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:20 PM Title: Chapter 33

Definitely and intervention needed. Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:18 PM Title: Chapter 32

Oh bella fancy introducing esme to that at her age! Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:16 PM Title: Chapter 31

Things are going to well, disaster waiting to happen! Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:16 PM Title: Chapter 30

If your parents are that elderly you just want to give em babies. Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:14 PM Title: Chapter 29

Oh bella! I am sure Carlisle won't forget! Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:13 PM Title: Chapter 28

Poor esme needs a brandy herself! Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:12 PM Title: Chapter 27

Oh how mortifying! I once had to explain to my mum what a twat was so I feel their pain! Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:11 PM Title: Chapter 26

Omg just realised what esme said was for dinner! Hilarious x

 

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:09 PM Title: Chapter 25

Ewww and dinner just gets worse. Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:09 PM Title: Chapter 24

The mini snacks sound gross! Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:08 PM Title: Chapter 23

Nothing like the heavy hints about weddings. Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:07 PM Title: Chapter 22

I am sure Edward would like bella in a pinny and nothing else. Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:05 PM Title: Chapter 21

Never good if your MIL cooking is that bad. Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:04 PM Title: Chapter 20

So lovely Edward was a surprise and so loved. Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:04 PM Title: Chapter 19

A heavy dose of kink should cheer bella up. Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:03 PM Title: Chapter 18

Is esme stalking Edwards phone?! Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:02 PM Title: Chapter 17

If only Charlie knew about the text! Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:00 PM Title: Chapter 16

Has Edward been hinting to esme about a wedding! Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:15 PM Title: Chapter 15

So eager to be married then. Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:14 PM Title: Chapter 14

Mmm love kinky Edward! He he great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:12 PM Title: Chapter 13

Why wouldn't bella cave? I am sure she needs it after the trauma. Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:10 PM Title: Chapter 12

I am so gong to send that to Mr S and see if he can work it out! Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:09 PM Title: Chapter 11

Now I wants to know what they were up to after church! Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:08 PM Title: Chapter 10

Nosy mums! Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:07 PM Title: Chapter 9

Esme is soon going to find out it doesn't mean eyes! Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:06 PM Title: Chapter 8

Hilarious! Great  chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:05 PM Title: Chapter 7

Why do I think Edward is going to regret ignoring bella. Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:04 PM Title: Chapter 6

Kinky fuckers are always the best. Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:03 PM Title: Chapter 5

Men will do anything to get into women's pants sometimes! Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:02 PM Title: Chapter 4

Whore 1and 2 line was hilarious! Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:00 PM Title: Chapter 3

I am sure Edwards parents aren't that naive! Great chapter x

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 11:59 AM Title: Chapter 2

Eww lots of nasty things going round then! Great chapter x

 

Reviewer: Julia-S77 Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 11:58 AM Title: Chapter 1

Great first chapter x

Reviewer: twimummy Signed [Report This]
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:40 AM Title: Chapter 40

Trying so hard not to PMSL, seeing as I'm reading this at work!  Loved it!

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:18 PM Title: Chapter 40

Perfect end loved it.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:17 PM Title: Chapter 39

I love that let me rant a little more then you can fuck me

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:15 PM Title: Chapter 38

That does not sound good.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:14 PM Title: Chapter 37

Text addict not good. I can just imagine what she was writing.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:12 PM Title: Chapter 36

That is hilarious.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:11 PM Title: Chapter 35

Yeah don't want to be around for that one.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:10 PM Title: Chapter 34

Really a pink sweater vest that is just wrong.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:09 PM Title: Chapter 33

Not good she has learned text talk.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:07 PM Title: Chapter 32

Omg that is bad.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:05 PM Title: Chapter 31

Good idea keeping her away from urban dictionary.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:04 PM Title: Chapter 30

Esme is ready for grandkids before she is to old to enjoy them.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:03 PM Title: Chapter 29

Oh gosh dry humping in front of your parents never good.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:01 PM Title: Chapter 28

Poor esme what is she thinking.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:59 PM Title: Chapter 27

To die of embarrassment. Is that possible.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:58 PM Title: Chapter 26

Omg that is to funny.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:57 PM Title: Chapter 25

That just sound disgusting

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:55 PM Title: Chapter 24

Cheese and frog spawn lol.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:53 PM Title: Chapter 23

I love this she is so subtle.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:52 PM Title: Chapter 22

They are so cute.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:50 PM Title: Chapter 21

Esme is sweet trying to make her something special.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:49 PM Title: Chapter 20

Ahhh that makes sense.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:48 PM Title: Chapter 19

He is a good mama's boy.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:46 PM Title: Chapter 18

Again gosh Edward take the phone in the bathroom with you sheesh.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:45 PM Title: Chapter 17

She slips up but esme just does not catch on.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:37 PM Title: Chapter 16

Uh oh I can just imagine what esme has in store.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:35 PM Title: Chapter 15

Give a girl an orgasm and she may agree to just about anything.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:33 PM Title: Chapter 14

Nice way to take care of her.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:32 PM Title: Chapter 13

I would cave also. Pic = me for Edward yeah I would be down on that in a second.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:30 PM Title: Chapter 12

Squirter lol. Edward when he gets done with her lol.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:28 PM Title: Chapter 11

Yeah make him suffer

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:27 PM Title: Chapter 10

The rose was sweet.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:26 PM Title: Chapter 9

Yeah those are eyes. Lol.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:25 PM Title: Chapter 8

Parents are so dense.

Reviewer: Lovedwardalways Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:24 PM Title: Chapter 7

I can see that can be taken two way hehe

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