Date: 18 Oct 2012 6:58 AM Title: The Morning After – Don’t Open that Door
Edward's discovering all kinds of new and wonderful things, sex with Bella won't kill her and his parents are a bit kinky! You're never too old to learn something new, they say and I guess this is proof!I can't wait to see the plot these two have hatched to avoid being teased to death by Emmett! Bella sure relieved Edward's mind by telling him she still wants to be Mrs. Cullen, despite having sex before they married. This is such a fun story, I love it!
Yes, he is discovering so much and there will be more. Thought it'd be funny if it was the parents to be kinky instead of Rose & Em since it tends to be them. I wanted Bella to be more confident and since she had promised him I thought it only fair she honor it and that she needed a little time to come to terms with the whole marriage thing. The plot is still being fully hatched and that will be a bit yet as there are a few other crazy things to cover yet.
So glad you're enjoying it, I've really enjoyed writing it. Thanks for reading and reviewing, I appreciate you taking the time to do it.
Date: 05 Oct 2012 9:48 PM Title: Seeing it All
this story is so funny i cant stop laughing u are a genius!
Thanks, I appreciate your kind words and taking the time to review. I really love this story, I sometimes laugh as I'm writing things. Thanks again, glo
Date: 05 Oct 2012 8:50 AM Title: Seeing it All
From the conversation with Kris Kringle, right on through surveying the wreckage, Carlisle and Esme are the most understanding of parents! It doesn't hurt that all this silliness is so different from their usual routine! I loved the whole ridiculous scene, every bit of it!
Thanks! It's my little slice of crazy and the new normal for this story. Soon we will meet Kris and what fun that'll be, not to mention the road trip to the North Pole. Thanks again, appreciate you taking the time to review. Glo
Date: 27 Apr 2012 11:46 PM Title: Not Mine, Not Me
Well good morning Edward! It's kind of cool that he can sleep and snore, and all just because of inebriation! Wait until the hangover! Carlisle amd Esme sure were surprised to see what their children had got up to while they were away. As for the phone call, what could be more perfect than it's Charlie, looking for Bella?
I figured that the tainted moose blood left for lots of fun things that could happen like the sleeping and snoring. Can't tell you who's on the phone, would ruin the surprise. Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Date: 13 Apr 2012 6:14 AM Title: I Wanna Ride You
Having Emmett for a son must be similar to living with The Three Stooges! No doubt what has startled Esme must be Melvin, the talking moose. Can't wait to hear them explain this!
Em is certainly all three of them rolled into one, aren't they lucky! The explanation is going to be quite something else. Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Date: 13 Apr 2012 3:06 AM Title: My Brand of Heroin: Sex
Get some liquor in him amd Edward is ready and rarin' to go! Just what Bella has been dreaming of, too. I think now the genie is out of the bottle, neither of them will be anxious to put him back. Can't wait to see where this is going!
Yes, there was a comment in one of the earlier chapters by Emmett about a 'dick out of his pants and not going back in' so you can see where this might go. Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Date: 13 Apr 2012 2:54 AM Title: A Shower for Two
He probably is worried that the venom in his ejaculate could hurt Bella. I imagine Carlisle will reassure him on that score. This shower is going real well, if Edward can keep from destroying any more of the bathroom.
Yes he was, but I didn't want him getting all angsty. I'm trying to have this angst-free. Not sure how much of that shower is going to survive. Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Date: 13 Apr 2012 2:43 AM Title: Moose Breath
I wonder if Melvin really would put in a good word for the Cullens, with Santa. Carlisle and Esme are the nicest couple, after all. Meanwhile, back to the showers!
There is definitely more to come on Santa later, but I have two words for you "road trip." Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Date: 13 Apr 2012 2:33 AM Title: Vaudeville Doesn’t Need a Stage
I would pay money to have seen that stroll through the woods! Melvin asking for a blanket and a pillow was priceless. Now the girls are back, let the fun ensue!
I would pay money too! The girls are fun, but wait for the parents that's even better. Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Date: 13 Apr 2012 1:45 AM Title: Sounds of Silence Would’ve Been Better
I knew Bella would take full advantage of the situation, being the smart girl she is. Funny how meeting Melvin nearly freaked out Emmett and Jasper, though. Hope they find a way to get poor Melvin out of that tree,as he probably can't climb down under his own power.
Not much freaks Em out and this was so out there, it was perfect to get them to freak. Bella's all over it, I mean Edward, lol. Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Date: 13 Apr 2012 1:06 AM Title: The Voice of Reason
I think they hear Edward talking to Melvin. Bella and the dead moose was pretty funny, too.
You got it they're talking. Yeah one of my favorites the moose funeral. Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Date: 13 Apr 2012 12:57 AM Title: Hunting Edward
It's wierd that getting Edward drunk was mentioned as we're pretty sure that's what has happened. Bella should realize apples can ferment and has no one heard of hard cider, or applejack?
It's one of those things that yeah you realize that something like apples can ferment, but you don't connect the dots right away. Applejack is gooooood. Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Date: 13 Apr 2012 12:44 AM Title: Meeting the Moose
Edward still doesn't get what's happened, does he? I wonder if he'll figure out that he's drunk? Also, will Melvin get out of the tree? This is kind of cute.
No he didn't realize what happened. It will be a while before he figures it out. Thanks for reading and reviewing and giving my little bit of instanity a chance.
Date: 03 Apr 2012 5:00 AM Title: My Brand of Heroin: Sex
Did you say Edward started yawning too? Wow........Bella must be really wearing him out ;-)
Absolutely, he definitely yawned! Thanks for reading and reviewing my little instanity.
Date: 28 Feb 2012 7:07 AM Title: Meeting the Moose
OMG I thought this was gonna be totally diff than what it was I read the sumery and was like oooooook but it is freaking hilarious....love it :) though i could see Esme calmly asking "why is there a drunk moose on my porch?"
I love funny stuff and saw a photo of a drunk moose in a tree on aol and thought hmmm what if Edward ate a drunk moose! We will definitely be getting to where Esme & Carlisle come home and there are a few surprises yet to come. Thanks for reading and reviewing.