Date: 05 Sep 2011 10:06 AM Title: Chapter 13 Auditions
:) unless she has his child hidden somewhere i have to think she is really being hateful and vindictive w/o justification. bottom line she should not of slept with him, she knew how he was.
[Report This]Date: 15 Aug 2011 4:56 AM Title: Chapter 12 Road Blocks
Rod you slay me
Date: 14 Aug 2011 1:42 PM Title: Chapter 12 Road Blocks
so glad you updated again!!! i can't wait for more!!!! this soooo cracks me up!!!
Date: 14 Aug 2011 9:53 AM Title: Chapter 12 Road Blocks
:)
Date: 14 Aug 2011 9:40 AM Title: Chapter 11 Putting the Pieces Together
:)
Date: 14 Aug 2011 9:15 AM Title: Chapter 10 Party Hard, and Long
:)
Date: 14 Aug 2011 8:33 AM Title: Chapter 12 Road Blocks
hehehehehehe thats what he gets fucker...
[Report This]Date: 14 Aug 2011 7:03 AM Title: Chapter 12 Road Blocks
OK, I just have to say, screwed over or not... Bella is being a royal bitch. I mean really? WTF? Not impressed with her attitude at all and she's really starting to piss me off. LOL.
So with that said, GREAT JOB! You're writing a Bella that I love to hate!!!!
XoXo ~ Muah ~ Fangs
[Report This]Date: 14 Aug 2011 6:59 AM Title: Chapter 12 Road Blocks
I loved it. I like how you threw in some Lady Gaga with the disco stick referance. ;)
[Report This]Date: 05 Aug 2011 4:29 AM Title: Chapter 11 Putting the Pieces Together
I do need some Rod loving but come on Bella that still doesn't excuse her almost getting him raped and ruining his career.
[Report This]Date: 03 Aug 2011 11:26 PM Title: Chapter 11 Putting the Pieces Together
Oh, that sucks soooo bad! Poor Bella, that's what happens when you crush on a boy slut. At least he finally remembered.
Great update! Looks like Hot Puss is going to do everything in her power to limit the amount of competition! Go, girl!
Date: 02 Aug 2011 8:52 PM Title: Chapter 11 Putting the Pieces Together
well i hope that he can get the girl!
Date: 02 Aug 2011 12:40 AM Title: Chapter 11 Putting the Pieces Together
oh boy ed you really put yourself into a huge shit pile!!! i can't wait for more!!!! you need a real job any way ed and peen!!!
Date: 01 Aug 2011 5:13 PM Title: Chapter 11 Putting the Pieces Together
Haha this is too funny maybe Bella(Hot Puss) won't let manwhore Edward(Rod)
back in. Ewwww after all the nasty vag he has had.....LOL Thanks :)
[Report This]Date: 01 Aug 2011 12:16 PM Title: Chapter 11 Putting the Pieces Together
Really looking forward to what Edwards plan will be!
Date: 27 Jul 2011 11:33 PM Title: Chapter 10 Party Hard, and Long
congrats on your graduation!!! yeah!! can't wait for more! so bells is out for revenge?! intersting. i love this story!!
[Report This]Date: 25 Jul 2011 11:03 AM Title: Chapter 10 Party Hard, and Long
Congrats on the degree!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG what is Bella promblem with my boys?!!!!!!!!!
Date: 24 Jul 2011 11:38 PM Title: Chapter 10 Party Hard, and Long
Congratulations on the Bachelor's degree
Date: 24 Jul 2011 7:01 PM Title: Chapter 10 Party Hard, and Long
excited for the next chapter
[Report This]Date: 09 Jul 2011 4:58 AM Title: Chapter 9 Switching Roles
You're asking all the right questions but I'm willing to wait for thr answers that was hot.
As the Doms turn....so naming the video that.
[Report This]Date: 09 Jul 2011 3:39 AM Title: Chapter 8 Call Me Master Peen
You took the words right out of mouth.
[Report This]Date: 08 Jul 2011 8:47 PM Title: Chapter 5 Aiding the Assistant
LMAO =D
Date: 08 Jul 2011 4:29 PM Title: Chapter 9 Switching Roles
oh peen you are in for it now... ed did something really bad to piss off bella.. can't wait for more!!!!
Date: 08 Jul 2011 4:10 PM Title: Chapter 9 Switching Roles
:)
[Report This]Date: 08 Jul 2011 2:51 PM Title: Chapter 3 Bound Rose
haha I loved these lines! =)
Date: 08 Jul 2011 2:01 PM Title: Chapter 2 Hi Ho, It's off to Work I Go
LMA....i love the peen pov
[Report This]Date: 08 Jul 2011 1:05 PM Title: Chapter 1
LOL....THIS SO FUNNY
[Report This]Date: 08 Jul 2011 1:05 PM Title: Chapter 9 Switching Roles
I laughed so hard I fucking cried!
I loved these lines!
I know! I don’t have a tongue, but go with me here, ok?
Fuck yes! Finally! I get to play, I get to play! I sang out as I did my little peen dance, complete with top hat and cane. Don’t ask where I got them from because I don’t really know.
In, out. In, out. In, out. I slammed into her cervix with each pass, most likely giving myself a black eye in the process. Occupational hazard, if you will.
I swear to fucking God you were a penis in your past life weren't you? roflmao!!!
Date: 08 Jul 2011 4:54 AM Title: Chapter 9 Switching Roles
I really hope Bella is NOT locking the door so she can have her way with him. especialy sence he just got done fucking someone else. He really needs to be brought down some. I hope she is going to have his ass handed to him, he is so damn cocky.
Date: 08 Jul 2011 2:26 AM Title: Chapter 9 Switching Roles
lol its funny i cant stop laughing cant wait to read more
Date: 08 Jul 2011 1:05 AM Title: Chapter 9 Switching Roles
well im excited for the next chapter
[Report This]Date: 19 May 2011 7:29 PM Title: Chapter 8 Call Me Master Peen
I love you RODward! And, your dear smmiskimen for letting y'all play so rough. Damn fine chapter. So Hot Puss got a little carried away from the sound of it. The drawer is too small I have the door open.......
Date: 19 May 2011 7:04 PM Title: Chapter 7 Turning Back Time
Revenge is sweet. Way to go RODward.
[Report This]Date: 19 May 2011 4:57 AM Title: Chapter 3 Bound Rose
Having to laugh into a pillow so I don't wake the 'hubs'. Really?, Rod Pattinhead. This shit is fucking hysterical.
She messing w/ his head. Both of the them.
[Report This]Date: 19 May 2011 4:40 AM Title: Chapter 2 Hi Ho, It's off to Work I Go
Ahh, Hot Peen is so cute. He needs a little taste of Hot Puss, come on. I'll be his cheerleader. Hot Puss for the Win.
[Report This]Date: 19 May 2011 4:24 AM Title: Chapter 1
Holy fucking hell, THAT was the funniest thing I've ever read. You are a fucking Peen goddess. I was laughing out load so hard my husband told me to go to the other room w/ my laptop, but I didn't. Can't wait to read the next chapter.
Date: 16 May 2011 6:28 PM Title: Chapter 8 Call Me Master Peen
damn i was thinking it was her when charlie said she was in seatle working on movies,... haha he would have a heart attack.....
Date: 16 May 2011 6:20 PM Title: Chapter 7 Turning Back Time
you scared me there with charlie!!
Date: 16 May 2011 6:17 PM Title: Chapter 6 In Memoriam
how sad! :(
Date: 16 May 2011 5:56 PM Title: Chapter 4 Popping the Cherry
damn.... i wish i could pick ed as my first... no cum on the face though butthead!!!
Date: 16 May 2011 5:33 PM Title: Chapter 3 Bound Rose
when i thought you couldn't make me laugh any harder!!! i love it rod pattinhead... glow in the dark can you say light saber!! HAHHAHAHHAA
Date: 16 May 2011 5:23 PM Title: Chapter 2 Hi Ho, It's off to Work I Go
again F-ing sooo funny.... i can't stop laughing i seriously wish i could laugh my ass off because then senor peen would like me more!!! HAHAHHA
Date: 16 May 2011 5:01 PM Title: Chapter 1
omg i am laughing sooo hard right now i am almost crying!!! that was f-ing sooo GREAT!!!!
[Report This]Date: 29 Apr 2011 4:42 AM Title: Chapter 8 Call Me Master Peen
Oh Lord have mercy! That was fucking HAWT! LOL ... I am about ready to spontaneously combust. Thanks for the awesome chapter! Muah ~ Tracy
Date: 28 Apr 2011 7:54 PM Title: Chapter 8 Call Me Master Peen
:)
Date: 28 Apr 2011 5:40 PM Title: Chapter 8 Call Me Master Peen
Oh that was hot as hell, can't wait for E&B to get it ooooon.
Date: 28 Apr 2011 5:30 PM Title: Chapter 8 Call Me Master Peen
well im excited to see what happens next
Date: 28 Apr 2011 4:29 PM Title: Chapter 8 Call Me Master Peen
Hot Puss directs porn. That is epic. Great chapter.
[Report This]Date: 28 Apr 2011 12:12 PM Title: Chapter 8 Call Me Master Peen
holy hottness batman! That was amazing! I am really looking forward to what will happen to Bella and Edward next!
Date: 28 Apr 2011 9:01 AM Title: Chapter 8 Call Me Master Peen
sits back, lights a cigarette, and whimpers as she looks over to her toy drawer...
Date: 27 Mar 2011 8:40 AM Title: Chapter 7 Turning Back Time
hell to the yeah!! can't wait for this shit to blow the fuck up. hot sexy smexy...
[Report This]Date: 27 Mar 2011 1:03 AM Title: Chapter 7 Turning Back Time
Oh! It's clicked when now have identified Hot Puss. I hate Lori but at least it wasn't Lauren.
Date: 26 Mar 2011 6:08 AM Title: Chapter 7 Turning Back Time
oh snap!! you go Edward. loved the "thanks" line. hahaha she got what she deserved
[Report This]Date: 26 Mar 2011 6:03 AM Title: Chapter 7 Turning Back Time
Oh My Freakin' God! Every damn story I'm reading is throwing in a twist... this is awesome and it certainly explains her hostility! LOL ... Edward doesn't even realized that Hot Puss is Bella and that she was his tutor in HS. What an ass! Hahahaha... that's just great. Now he needs to do some major sucking up to get her to pay him a little attention. Come on wonder~peen... you can do it!!!
XxOo ~ Fangs
Date: 26 Mar 2011 4:46 AM Title: Chapter 7 Turning Back Time
:)
Date: 25 Mar 2011 10:34 PM Title: Chapter 7 Turning Back Time
I love this story. Peen POV is the best.
[Report This]Date: 13 Mar 2011 7:12 PM Title: Chapter 6 In Memoriam
I didn't know Aini and it's a shame that I never will she seemed like a truly nice person. She will be missed but I know she is watching all of us, fanfic-ers.
[Report This]Date: 13 Mar 2011 6:56 AM Title: Chapter 5 Aiding the Assistant
so naughty but ended sweet
Date: 04 Mar 2011 5:25 PM Title: Chapter 6 In Memoriam
:)
Date: 04 Mar 2011 7:15 AM Title: Chapter 6 In Memoriam
*tears* what a beautiful chap. Loved how you worked Aini into the back story
[Report This]Date: 04 Mar 2011 6:52 AM Title: Chapter 6 In Memoriam
Ahhh... that was a beautiful chapter. I am sure your friend is looking down from heaven now and smiling with pride at the way you have honored her brief presence here on Earth. XxOo
God Bless ~ Fangs
Date: 27 Feb 2011 2:24 PM Title: Chapter 5 Aiding the Assistant
:)
Date: 24 Feb 2011 12:13 AM Title: Chapter 5 Aiding the Assistant
Awww. It was sad news to hear of Uber's passing. You did a great tribute to her!
Great Job!
Date: 23 Feb 2011 4:36 PM Title: Chapter 4 Popping the Cherry
Edward is a asshole with that move cummin in a virgins face he deserves to get a STD stupid prick Im surprised he hasnt got one already just because he wears condoms dont mean shit. Bella needs to start acting like that shit doesnt bother her with the women he is with, I dont get it after thinking about all nasty pussy he has been in and not knowing where that said pussy has been. There aint NO WAY I would go near it I know Bella probley going to give it up to him though Word of advice Bella make him (DOUBLE WRAP HIS SHIT) LOL
Date: 23 Feb 2011 6:49 AM Title: Chapter 5 Aiding the Assistant
We will all miss her. Can't wait to see the next chapter.
[Report This]Date: 23 Feb 2011 6:47 AM Title: Chapter 5 Aiding the Assistant
Chapter 5
I wasn't sure at first if this would work, but it is really quite cute.
Boy, Edward sure is a man-whore, isn't he?
How many chapters do you see this story having?
[Report This]Date: 23 Feb 2011 5:50 AM Title: Chapter 5 Aiding the Assistant
I am so sorry to hear of your loss! My thoughts and prayers are with you, her friends and her family.
This was a great chapter but I will not elaborate as I do not want to appear disrespectful to your friend.
God Bless and much love and positive thoughts coming your way in abundance!
xoxoxox
Date: 16 Feb 2011 3:39 AM Title: Chapter 4 Popping the Cherry
Oh, I just found this story and it is fantastic!!! I have to say one of the most original plotlines ever. I mean, it is definitely the first story I have read told from a penis POV. Love it!
[Report This]Date: 13 Feb 2011 9:18 AM Title: Chapter 4 Popping the Cherry
oh my word! this is freakin' hilarious! what an original concept to write a stroy from the persepctive of a peen. ROFLMAO. Robshandmonkey recommended I read this and I'm so glad she did.
I cannot wait to find out if they finally get to delve into the depths knowns as 'hot puss' and more than than... will 'hot puss' finally talk back to Rod or will she be another one stunned into wordless drool...???
Enquiring minds need to know!!!
Update soon!!!
~xoxoxox~
[Report This]Date: 11 Feb 2011 8:26 PM Title: Chapter 2 Hi Ho, It's off to Work I Go
I am soO glad Robshandmonkey recommended this story to me. I have never laughed so hard. Here's keeping my fingers crossed that Senor Peen and Hot Puss finally get meet... ROFL
~xoxoxox~ Awesome... Love it to the max ~xoxoxox~
[Report This]Date: 11 Feb 2011 8:12 PM Title: Chapter 1
Oh My Gosh! This is freakin' hilarious! Talk about a different POV. Poor Edward's Peen... he has such a rough life! ROFL... I cannot wait to go onto the next chapter! What an original story!
~xoxoxo~
Date: 06 Feb 2011 8:09 PM Title: Chapter 4 Popping the Cherry
:)
Date: 06 Feb 2011 7:51 PM Title: Chapter 3 Bound Rose
:)
Date: 06 Feb 2011 7:33 PM Title: Chapter 2 Hi Ho, It's off to Work I Go
:)
Date: 06 Feb 2011 5:26 PM Title: Chapter 1
Cracking the fuck up!!!!
Date: 06 Feb 2011 9:52 AM Title: Chapter 4 Popping the Cherry
holy crap this has to one of the funniest stories iv'e ever read!
[Report This]Date: 06 Feb 2011 7:59 AM Title: Chapter 4 Popping the Cherry
OMG no teeth, no teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!! Loved it
I can't believe he went without his wetsuit but I'm sorry Hot Puss was into the little rub down.
Date: 30 Jan 2011 5:09 AM Title: Chapter 3 Bound Rose
this is just to funny, i think she is just messing with him...
[Report This]Date: 28 Jan 2011 1:37 PM Title: Chapter 3 Bound Rose
Oh my ..this story I started when u had 3 chapters posted, the first chapter ws especially hilarious!!! I laughed till I cried...its a funny, unusual story. I have never read such a concept....more please!!!! I can't wait to tell all my friends about this!!!!!
[Report This]Date: 28 Jan 2011 1:12 PM Title: Chapter 3 Bound Rose
I love this story! So funny!
[Report This]Date: 28 Jan 2011 5:08 AM Title: Chapter 3 Bound Rose
I think she is playing them! Great, chapter!
Date: 28 Jan 2011 4:37 AM Title: Chapter 3 Bound Rose
I love the banner. LMFAO!
[Report This]Date: 20 Jan 2011 5:33 PM Title: Chapter 2 Hi Ho, It's off to Work I Go
Hilarious!!!
[Report This]Date: 20 Jan 2011 4:54 PM Title: Chapter 2 Hi Ho, It's off to Work I Go
I don't know what to say about edward being a porn star. where my mind wanders.... can I buy one of his movies ;)~~wink too funny where you have gone with this you naughty naughty girl. just like me...
[Report This]Date: 20 Jan 2011 4:51 PM Title: Chapter 1
omg too funny. poor peen, so under appreaciated. does poor wonder peen need a hug....(((((( )))))))) so love the idea. lol pls expand, purdy purdy please. the adventures of, lmao so love
[Report This]Date: 20 Jan 2011 1:54 PM Title: Chapter 2 Hi Ho, It's off to Work I Go
SO good!
[Report This]Date: 20 Jan 2011 1:18 PM Title: Chapter 1
This is just too funny! Love it!
[Report This]Date: 20 Jan 2011 5:02 AM Title: Chapter 2 Hi Ho, It's off to Work I Go
Um Senor Peen had me rolling...so happy you were inspried
Date: 20 Jan 2011 4:04 AM Title: Chapter 2 Hi Ho, It's off to Work I Go
dood come on enough of the peen lets see what edward thiks about his dick and bella
Author's Response:
I'm sorry if you don't like the Peen POV but this entire story is going to be written in it. I like the story, along with everyone else it seems. If you do not like it then I suggest you look elsewhere for reading.
Date: 19 Jan 2011 10:36 AM Title: Chapter 1
Oh my .. .was she faking it, using avibrator, what?
Date: 18 Jan 2011 12:43 AM Title: Chapter 1
Too funny! Continue please!
[Report This]Date: 18 Jan 2011 12:04 AM Title: Chapter 1
OMG this was so funny having his penis talk for him. Well, apparently men do think with it. Please continue.
Date: 17 Jan 2011 9:40 PM Title: Chapter 1
OMG that is toooooooo funny please continue please :)
[Report This]Date: 17 Jan 2011 7:27 PM Title: Chapter 1
Like it!!! Very interesting reading the penis pov.
Date: 17 Jan 2011 7:04 PM Title: Chapter 1
Love It! Please continue!
Date: 17 Jan 2011 5:29 PM Title: Chapter 1
hell yes please continue....fucking awsome
Date: 17 Jan 2011 3:42 PM Title: Chapter 1
hmm, that was... different?
good, but different.
I don't really have any thoughts into you expanding it, but I'd read it if you did