Date: 23 Jan 2016 5:48 PM Title: Chapter 20 Epilogue
This is so fantastic!! I really enjoyed reading the POV of a Peen! ;) LOL
Date: 23 Jan 2016 4:24 PM Title: Chapter 19 The AVNs and Admissions
This is fanfriggentastic! lol ;)
Date: 23 Jan 2016 2:56 PM Title: Chapter 17 Deals
OMG! LOL I love this! ;)
Date: 23 Jan 2016 3:35 AM Title: Chapter 15 Feeling Frisky
OH SHIT! WOW! ;)
Date: 23 Jan 2016 3:04 AM Title: Chapter 14 Cooch Confessions
Nice! lol
Date: 22 Jan 2016 11:42 PM Title: Chapter 11 Putting the Pieces Together
OMFNG!
Date: 22 Jan 2016 11:12 PM Title: Chapter 9 Switching Roles
WTF! Bella is...huh...WOW...she uh, wants to punish him for the past. That's pretty harsh!
Date: 22 Jan 2016 7:55 PM Title: Chapter 8 Call Me Master Peen
I friggen knew it!! lol I love this!! ;)
Date: 22 Jan 2016 1:12 PM Title: Chapter 7 Turning Back Time
OMG! I love this! :)
[Report This]Date: 19 May 2015 1:49 AM Title: Chapter 20 Epilogue
awesomely funny story and original 'i think'? ;) thanks for sharing this with us on here ;D
Date: 01 Mar 2013 9:03 AM Title: Chapter 20 Epilogue
I have to say, this was one of the most clever, funniest and sexiest fanfics I have ever read. Great job!
[Report This]Date: 20 Dec 2012 7:49 PM Title: Chapter 1
Lol, this is really funny. I love how he refers to the balls as his brothers and they all got a haircut, hahahaha. I would have liked him to have got his revenge by sticking to Edward's leg, ah well, maybe another time. Bless him, he loves his spa treatment and after all the work he puts in who could blame him, hahahaha!!
Jane x
[Report This]Date: 03 Nov 2012 11:24 AM Title: Chapter 3 Bound Rose
Thanks for writing such a fun damn story to read; I love it! xoxo Kelly
[Report This]Date: 03 Nov 2012 11:02 AM Title: Chapter 2 Hi Ho, It's off to Work I Go
I have no words, just laughter and love! xoxo Kelly
[Report This]Date: 03 Nov 2012 10:44 AM Title: Chapter 1
Love it so much! I can hardly stop laughing just to type you a review! My tummy hurts from laughing so hard. I have always loved your writing and story telling skills, but this is a whole new level of awesome! I bow to you, you are the master. This is THE best concept, EVER! Thanks for writing. xoxo Kelly
[Report This]Date: 01 Nov 2012 7:16 PM Title: Chapter 19 The AVNs and Admissions
Awesome! U r a very talented writer!! Ur peen pov is the best I've ever read!!!
:)
[Report This]Date: 01 Nov 2012 7:13 PM Title: Chapter 20 Epilogue
Awesome!!! So funny!! So clever!! So great!!
Keep up the great work!! Looking forward to the "Ramblings"!
:)
[Report This]Date: 01 Nov 2012 2:41 PM Title: Chapter 18 Midnight Rendezvous
Lol!!! This is so cleverly written!! I love it!! Great job!
:)
[Report This]Date: 01 Nov 2012 1:54 AM Title: Chapter 14 Cooch Confessions
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[Report This]Date: 31 Oct 2012 5:32 PM Title: Chapter 6 In Memoriam
Awesome chap. Heart wrenching, but unbelievably sweet & loving. :)
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[Report This]Date: 31 Oct 2012 4:25 PM Title: Chapter 4 Popping the Cherry
Hot damn!!! I love this!!!
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[Report This]Date: 31 Oct 2012 1:31 PM Title: Chapter 1
Omg!!! This is funny, erotic & just plain awesome!!!
Great job!!!
:)
[Report This]Date: 19 Jun 2012 8:17 PM Title: Chapter 3 Bound Rose
Funny as hell!
[Report This]Date: 19 Jun 2012 8:06 PM Title: Chapter 2 Hi Ho, It's off to Work I Go
OMG! "a wispy moustache..." LOL!!
[Report This]Date: 19 Jun 2012 7:56 PM Title: Chapter 1
ROTFLMAO!!! I love the POV!!! Just sounds so RIGHT!
Catherine
Date: 10 Jun 2012 8:52 AM Title: Chapter 20 Epilogue
ROFL! This is an awesome fic!
[Report This]Date: 20 Mar 2012 2:55 PM Title: Chapter 10 Party Hard, and Long
congrats
[Report This]Date: 20 Mar 2012 2:20 PM Title: Chapter 9 Switching Roles
staying tuned
[Report This]Date: 20 Mar 2012 1:49 PM Title: Chapter 8 Call Me Master Peen
so she is a porn director? lol a team made in heaven
[Report This]Date: 20 Mar 2012 1:20 PM Title: Chapter 7 Turning Back Time
cervix bruising can be painfull
[Report This]Date: 20 Mar 2012 12:53 PM Title: Chapter 6 In Memoriam
sorry for the loss of your friend
Date: 08 Dec 2011 5:03 AM Title: Chapter 20 Epilogue
cute ending
[Report This]Date: 28 Nov 2011 7:14 AM Title: Chapter 20 Epilogue
I started to cry when I saw this in my email but I'm happy Rod, Hot Puss, Bella and Edward have finally come together, pun totally intended.
I was totally waiting for them to make a movie, so: bonus!!!!!!
Date: 27 Nov 2011 3:20 AM Title: Chapter 20 Epilogue
I have a request for the oneshots rod's pov of pregnancy?
[Report This]Date: 26 Nov 2011 4:15 PM Title: Chapter 20 Epilogue
Epic. Perfect "ending" to a really great story. I've laughed so hard, I nearly pee'd my panties. Wait - I don't wear panties, oh well. You get the idea that I really loved it -right?
Can't wait to read more from you in any form.
Thanks for posting, and many thanks for writing. XO
Date: 26 Nov 2011 3:21 PM Title: Chapter 20 Epilogue
What a way to go out. I have laughed through out this whole story, i hate to see it go, but im looking forward to seeing Rod in the future. Keep up the awesome work
Date: 26 Nov 2011 1:33 PM Title: Chapter 20 Epilogue
So sad! I can't believe it's over! Loved it sooo much! Thanks
[Report This]Date: 26 Nov 2011 12:54 PM Title: Chapter 20 Epilogue
So wonderful!
Date: 15 Nov 2011 6:39 AM Title: Chapter 19 The AVNs and Admissions
Loved all of it. Love, love, loved it. Rod's voice was perfect. How you managed 'his' POV is a mystery.
Not enough humor in Fandom - so this was a very welcome oasis.
Thanks
Have fav'd Cougar Town. SO I'll be starting that tomorrow. Only 2 days to read a bit cause I'll be at the theater all day Thursday, watching the entire saga. Hope you enjoy BD1.
Author's Response:
Thank you so much for all of your wonderful reviews! I absolute love Rod and his character will be my favorite forever more. I don't know how I managed to voice him so well either, but someone suggested that I was a peen in a former life or something.
Have fun on Thursday! I'd love to be able to watch the entire saga in the theater but I have duties to attend to before going to see BD1. Can't wait to squeal with the world that night!
Date: 15 Nov 2011 6:03 AM Title: Chapter 17 Deals
Most of this fucking hysterical, but the back story is good. Love me some Rod. Really
[Report This]Date: 15 Nov 2011 5:56 AM Title: Chapter 19 The AVNs and Admissions
I am sad that COUP is over, I love Rod and I'm going to miss him. I loved the romance, see there can be romance in porn.
Date: 15 Nov 2011 5:39 AM Title: Chapter 15 Feeling Frisky
Public orgasm what could be better. Not much.
Great chapter.
Date: 14 Nov 2011 5:05 AM Title: Chapter 3 Bound Rose
Just so you know. I pick Danny DeVito's voice as the peen. Quite funny!
Date: 13 Nov 2011 4:11 PM Title: Chapter 19 The AVNs and Admissions
:)
Date: 13 Nov 2011 3:50 PM Title: Chapter 8 Call Me Master Peen
I so knew it was her. Love it...
Date: 13 Nov 2011 3:47 PM Title: Chapter 19 The AVNs and Admissions
loved the chapter
Date: 13 Nov 2011 3:22 PM Title: Chapter 3 Bound Rose
still loving it. we will ever get to hear from hot puss herself?
Date: 13 Nov 2011 3:05 PM Title: Chapter 1
OK, so i have seen this sory and just now had the times to sit and start it. I had my reservations, but I must say I loved it. It different, funny, and sexy all at the same time. I can't wait to get caught up...who needs clean laundry, right? :)
Date: 13 Nov 2011 11:50 AM Title: Chapter 19 The AVNs and Admissions
Awesome I hate to see it come to an end love it!
Date: 13 Nov 2011 10:14 AM Title: Chapter 19 The AVNs and Admissions
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[Report This]Date: 31 Oct 2011 6:02 AM Title: Chapter 18 Midnight Rendezvous
It is funny. Aww sorry Rod
Date: 30 Oct 2011 1:21 AM Title: Chapter 18 Midnight Rendezvous
Hum interesting.. A dream it sure was real like! I thought she was messing with him too. Thanks for the update
[Report This]Date: 29 Oct 2011 10:50 PM Title: Chapter 18 Midnight Rendezvous
Loved that the sex was actually a wet dream. Edward deserved it. I am ready to see Edward and Bella repair their relationship. I wish that they would wait to have sex, but I am sure that Rod is not going to let that happen.
Thank you for the update.
Date: 29 Oct 2011 8:02 PM Title: Chapter 18 Midnight Rendezvous
Haha awesome wet dream......Thanks :)
Date: 29 Oct 2011 1:11 PM Title: Chapter 18 Midnight Rendezvous
looking forward to the next chapter
Date: 29 Oct 2011 11:09 AM Title: Chapter 18 Midnight Rendezvous
:)
Date: 29 Oct 2011 9:47 AM Title: Chapter 18 Midnight Rendezvous
:)
Date: 20 Oct 2011 10:00 PM Title: Chapter 17 Deals
Talk about a role reversal - Bella was the sex with no feelings, and Edwad is the one holding out on sex. I bet Rod Pattinhead and Hot Puss are not very happy about that :)
[Report This]Date: 17 Oct 2011 3:05 AM Title: Chapter 17 Deals
OH Rod you slay me. I happy Edward is going this route.
[Report This]Date: 16 Oct 2011 11:02 AM Title: Chapter 17 Deals
bangs her head on the desk hard and cries out why??????????
Why does every fanfic I read any more always have to deny their hot sex?
This is confessions of a peen for God's sake! You would think that it was all about puss....but noooooooo.....we have to get all swoony and romantic first? Seriously you are killing me BB!!!
I can't stand it! I am going to lose my fucking mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!
Date: 16 Oct 2011 5:29 AM Title: Chapter 17 Deals
THis is so very funny while still having real feelings and intense ones at that. So cool. Love it so much
Date: 16 Oct 2011 3:41 AM Title: Chapter 17 Deals
Interesting twist...Ed wants to go slow...can't wait for more!
Date: 16 Oct 2011 2:54 AM Title: Chapter 17 Deals
aww man i thought he was goign to get some action from hot puss! looking forward to the next chapter
Date: 15 Oct 2011 7:06 AM Title: Chapter 16 Intervention
looking forward to the next chapter
Date: 10 Oct 2011 2:34 AM Title: Chapter 16 Intervention
thank you for the update.
Date: 09 Oct 2011 5:24 PM Title: Chapter 16 Intervention
Consider this a death threat! It was just starting to be good!! Damn ;)
Can´t wait fot the next one
Date: 09 Oct 2011 4:53 PM Title: Chapter 16 Intervention
Oh Ed you had to take some hits first.. Damn Bells! Can't wait for. Some hot times!!!
[Report This]Date: 09 Oct 2011 1:56 PM Title: Chapter 16 Intervention
Yay!!!!!!!!!!
loved it!
Date: 09 Oct 2011 10:00 AM Title: Chapter 16 Intervention
:)
[Report This]Date: 09 Oct 2011 9:09 AM Title: Chapter 16 Intervention
OMG FINALLY cause Bella was doing too much.
Date: 01 Oct 2011 2:59 AM Title: Chapter 15 Feeling Frisky
Please update soon, what a way 2 us hanging... Let's c if Bella gets what she wants Edwards Rod of Steel. What woman doesn't fantasize about all of the pleasure Rob's oops Edwards Rod would bring them! PLEASE CONTINUE!
Date: 30 Sep 2011 5:09 PM Title: Chapter 15 Feeling Frisky
:)
Date: 30 Sep 2011 4:57 PM Title: Chapter 14 Cooch Confessions
:)
Date: 30 Sep 2011 4:47 PM Title: Chapter 13 Auditions
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[Report This]Date: 30 Sep 2011 3:40 AM Title: Chapter 15 Feeling Frisky
Really Bella what the hack are you running for you were getting it.
Date: 30 Sep 2011 3:33 AM Title: Chapter 15 Feeling Frisky
It's going to take more than sexy dancing and banana drinks to win over Bella and Hot Puss...or at least Bella :)
[Report This]Date: 29 Sep 2011 8:26 PM Title: Chapter 15 Feeling Frisky
AARRRGGGG I hate cliffies .......hurry with an update please
Date: 29 Sep 2011 6:39 PM Title: Chapter 15 Feeling Frisky
oh ed... oh bella.. damn they are so hot together. thanks for getting him out of porn so he will be faithful to her if they ever get together. I am glad he likes her too... can't wait for more. I love your story. thanks for the update!!!
Date: 29 Sep 2011 6:23 PM Title: Chapter 15 Feeling Frisky
looking forward to the next chapter
Date: 29 Sep 2011 6:12 PM Title: Chapter 15 Feeling Frisky
Someone has a thing for some 'brothers' and Im not hating i love them too..... And boy oh boy love the action on the dance floor, but bella should have stayed not ran off. great story and its funny as hell, keep up the awesome work.
Date: 29 Sep 2011 4:11 PM Title: Chapter 15 Feeling Frisky
Whooooo hooooooo Ok now Bella & Hot Puss need to stop being so stubborn and go get their men.........LOL
Date: 29 Sep 2011 3:48 PM Title: Chapter 15 Feeling Frisky
Woo Hoo! I can't wait till Rod meets Hot Puss up close and personal.
[Report This]Date: 29 Sep 2011 3:22 PM Title: Chapter 15 Feeling Frisky
I see we have a Black Dagger Brotherhood lover in the house!!! Good chapter.
Date: 21 Sep 2011 6:39 PM Title: Chapter 14 Cooch Confessions
Interesting to get another perspective. I like that Hot puss is just as horny as Rod Pattinhead :)
[Report This]Date: 15 Sep 2011 9:25 AM Title: Chapter 14 Cooch Confessions
I understand she was hurt, who wouldn't be but still all that was too much. She could hurt her career as well doing what she did, people wouldn't want to sign in contract with her.
Hot Puss is my kind of girl, she is crazy.
[Report This]Date: 15 Sep 2011 3:45 AM Title: Chapter 14 Cooch Confessions
Voted!!! And I'm a guessin' that Irina has invited Ed and Rod are gonna make an appearnce as well... LOVED Hot Puss' POV.
CANNOT WAIT TIL THEY FINALLY PLAY AGAIN... Gah! Who know that I'd be fawning over a story from a Peen & Puss' POV, LMAO
XxOo ~ Fangs
Date: 14 Sep 2011 3:33 PM Title: Chapter 14 Cooch Confessions
Haha this is too funny love it Thanks :)
Date: 14 Sep 2011 2:29 PM Title: Chapter 14 Cooch Confessions
oh boy can't wait for more... how is edward going to do this? love puss!!
Date: 14 Sep 2011 1:09 PM Title: Chapter 14 Cooch Confessions
looking foward to the next chapter
Date: 14 Sep 2011 11:24 AM Title: Chapter 14 Cooch Confessions
yeah, I would have to say that she is really obsessing in a vindictive way and has taken it out on him a bit more than called for. Hope she sees the error of her ways at some point.
[Report This]Date: 07 Sep 2011 4:15 AM Title: Chapter 13 Auditions
Bella needs to calm the fuck down, I mean he hit it a quit it okay get over it and grow up. It's so obvious that she still wants him, bad!
Date: 06 Sep 2011 1:41 AM Title: Chapter 13 Auditions
Oh I can't wait for more! I love this I can't wait to see how the get together
[Report This]Date: 05 Sep 2011 7:56 PM Title: Chapter 13 Auditions
I am proud of Edward for not having sex with anyone.
I would not mind some fake sex between Irina and Edward, but I think that it would hurt Bella even more than she already is if Edward fucks Irina.
I do wish that Bella would talk to him.
I am going to assume that the tv show that Edward auditioned for was like HBO's "Hung?"
Are Bella and Edward ever going to come together?
Thank you for the update.
Date: 05 Sep 2011 7:48 PM Title: Chapter 13 Auditions
looking foward to the next chapter