Date: 12 Dec 2010 10:14 PM Title: Chapter 21
well i hope for jaspers sake that he keeps his dick in his pants becuase its going to get chopped off by bella! i hope for his sake that she does after that stunt he pulled
Author's Response:
Jasper was sneaky, underhanded, and completely selfish. All I can say is that his lucky streak is about to come to an abrupt halt.
Thanks for reading and reviewing. I'm glad you enjoyed it! XOXO
Date: 10 Dec 2010 9:53 PM Title: Chapter 4
Brother?! Nice cliffhanger! Original too!
Author's Response:
Who in heck is this brother? Hmm...
Date: 10 Dec 2010 8:56 PM Title: Chapter 2
I love it! Although I swear I thought that Bella was going to be the stripper that Emmett had his eyes on. Imagine his expression when he saw she was his little sister?! God help the club!
Author's Response:
Nah, Bella likes watching strippers. She does take a Stripping for Fitness class though. XOXO
Date: 10 Dec 2010 8:20 PM Title: Chapter 1
The "boy wonder" line cracked me up! I love your "innerJasper". He's right in character and I'm looking forward to more!
Author's Response:
Welcome to the story! It's a pretty crazy ride. Hope you stick with it.
Date: 10 Dec 2010 2:03 PM Title: Chapter 20
good chapter
Author's Response:
Glad you enjoyed it! XOXO
Date: 10 Dec 2010 6:24 AM Title: Chapter 20
im not a big fan of edwards but i think you should cut him some slack....atleast have him mark amanda so she understands trhe mating and make him a little more dominating with her.. i think that if he finally were to screw her she should go back to normal or halfway atleast make her a person now not an animal and please let her kill alice, make her remember what alice did to her or bella so she kills her or something close to that maybe like family bonfire night and they all can roast alice idk just throwing some stuff out there
kT
Author's Response:
Don't worry, Edward will become a very happy boy soon...
As for Alice, well...I can't say much about her right now. She's awaiting bail.
XOXO
Date: 10 Dec 2010 5:20 AM Title: Chapter 20
Amanda on Peter.....and she but him.....howlllllll Great chapter as always
Author's Response:
Ouch! At least he's 99.9% bacteria free now. Weren't you on ffnet too? Yeah, I'm paying attention. Thanks for reviewing on both sites. XOXO
Date: 09 Dec 2010 10:55 PM Title: Chapter 20
bella is well i hope that they just get married and she will get over it ! cant wait till the next chapter
Author's Response:
Hmm... what does Jasper have planned? He can be a sneaky fellow when he wants to be.
Thanks for reading and reviewing. More from Las Vegas next chapter. XOXO
Date: 09 Dec 2010 8:44 PM Title: Chapter 20
loving it!! but can't see Bella wanting to get married with out her family...
Author's Response:
Hmm...what does Jasper have planned--he can be a devious little bastard you know...
Date: 07 Dec 2010 9:16 PM Title: Chapter 19
nudist colony in New Zealand... ok that was funny.....as was hanging up on Alice
OMG for the Walmart thing and for Amanda's cussing.
Author's Response:
Can you picture Eddie and Amanda starkers in New Zealand? Just the thought....
Alice needs to learn some respect.
As for Amanda--I was so proud of her first words. XOXO
Date: 07 Dec 2010 11:05 AM Title: Chapter 19
:)
Author's Response:
Thanks for reading and reviewing. A big smile for ya too.
Date: 07 Dec 2010 9:39 AM Title: Chapter 19
i love this story
Author's Response:
Thank you so much! Hope to keep hearing from ya. XOXO
Date: 07 Dec 2010 1:55 AM Title: Chapter 19
My heart swells with pride for our pups first words! LOL!
Author's Response:
Hey, I know you from the other site. How are you, my friend? I had tears of joy in my eyes as Amanda uttered her first meaningful phrase. XOXO
Date: 06 Dec 2010 11:37 PM Title: Chapter 19
Freaking hilarious, lmao
Author's Response:
Thank you. I'm really glad you enjoyed it. XOXO
Date: 06 Dec 2010 9:19 PM Title: Chapter 19
well i hope that for bellas sake that she gets amanda trained for edwrard and quick! she would drive me nuts! keep the chapters comming
Author's Response:
Don't worry. Amanda has vampire retention so she'll train pretty quickly after she gets over her initial hump.
Date: 06 Dec 2010 12:22 AM Title: Chapter 18
well i would kick amanda to the curb! cant wait till the enxt chater
Author's Response:
Aww...we can't do that--she's helpless.
Date: 06 Dec 2010 12:20 AM Title: Chapter 18
:)
Author's Response:
Thanks for reading and reviewing. Glad you liked it.
Date: 04 Dec 2010 5:11 AM Title: Chapter 17
well i hope for the familys sake that she will be ok! cant wait till the next update!
Author's Response:
Me too! I hope she'll be okay too, but "a sea of red" is not a good sign. XOXO
Date: 04 Dec 2010 1:27 AM Title: Chapter 17
OMG How often do you update? HAHA Anyways I love this story. I've seen/read several along this plot line but this is just AWESOMENESS all in its own. I just couldn't stop reading it. Now my perverted mind is telling me to say this... how awesome would it be if Jasper & Bella & Edward mated... I'm just going ther for a sec. Just for my perverted mind LOL I love B&E stories and J&B stories come close second. But B&E&J are awesome as well. Ok that was my perverted side LOL I really enjoy your writing and I cant wait til you update again.
<3Impatiently waiting~Michelle
Thanks for writing
Author's Response:
Welcome to the story! My brain's perverted too, unfortunately Eddie is just a little too prudish to handle Bella--although the imagery is fantastic.
Thanks for reading and reviewing. The Cullens get a new pet next chapter! XOXO
Date: 03 Dec 2010 10:20 PM Title: Chapter 17
well i hope she will get changed now and then she and amanda will be evenly matched in case they meet again
Author's Response:
God, I hope she can get changed. What if she doesn't survive her injuries?
Date: 03 Dec 2010 9:41 PM Title: Chapter 15
well at least edward appears to be wising up.
Author's Response:
Yeah, it looks like Edward's brain may actually be functioning again. XOXO
Date: 03 Dec 2010 7:06 PM Title: Chapter 17
Tutus and Kilts....ROFLMFAO
Gotta love Yoda Senses.
At least Eddie is starting to get his head out of his arse. Cutting the money grubber away from Alice is a good idea too. Ugh Almost feel sorry for him being stuck for eternity with her
Cowboy....yummm
Poor Bella
Author's Response:
Only Riley and Emmett would have the guts to prank the Major and his Captain.
Big surprises are in store for next chapter. XOXO
Date: 03 Dec 2010 6:56 PM Title: Chapter 16
Amanda is in for a rude awakening.....so Her and Daddy are in cahoots for money huh. hmm
Hmm Cavesper can come to my house anytime.
Author's Response:
Oh...wasn't Jasper hot?
Amanda will get the surprise of a lifetime soon. XOXO
Date: 03 Dec 2010 2:41 PM Title: Chapter 15
lol for jasper finding out about the rabbit.
Poor bella and her stuff
Author's Response:
We truly needed to put Jasper out of his misery.
Amanda is clearly delusional. She's a very sick girl. Her POV is next. XOXO
Date: 01 Dec 2010 8:55 PM Title: Chapter 14
Oh Alice......you idiot. GO VIKKI. Love how they put those three in their place. Amanda, you are in for a several arsekicking soon. Eddie needs to paddle her severly.
Author's Response:
Vicky is the bomb!
Date: 01 Dec 2010 8:37 PM Title: Chapter 13
cant blame her for being Cullen gun shy.
Author's Response:
Yeah, no one is listening to Bella except for Jasper at this point.
Date: 01 Dec 2010 8:13 PM Title: Chapter 12
Poor Tanya.
Peter is just too hilarious. Cant wait for Jasper to figure out what a rabbit is.
Author's Response:
...but it all worked out well for Tanya didn't it? XOXO
Date: 01 Dec 2010 7:59 PM Title: Chapter 14
they should just kick them out completly! cant wait t osee what you have instore next
Author's Response:
I can't kick them out. I like playing with them. XOXO
Date: 01 Dec 2010 7:45 PM Title: Chapter 14
I'm excited to see what you do next!!
Author's Response:
Just wait! You'll really start to dislike Amanda.
Date: 01 Dec 2010 6:44 PM Title: Chapter 13
I am loving this story!! You have made me burst in to a fit of giggles through out the story! I found it last night and read until I passed out on my computer. Good thing I didnt hav to work today. LOL!
Author's Response:
I'm so happy you're enjoying it. Glad to have ya!
Date: 01 Dec 2010 1:55 PM Title: Chapter 14
good chapter. are you trying to redeem edward??
Author's Response:
Possibly.
Date: 01 Dec 2010 1:32 PM Title: Chapter 13
i can understand her having trust issues unfortunately it maes her appear really self centered and or bitchy at times. glad they found a compromise.
Author's Response:
It does make her appear childish, but at the same time--we all have those days.
Date: 01 Dec 2010 12:52 PM Title: Chapter 12
good chapter. wonder if he will show up with a live rabbit at some point or if he will figure it out soon. funny
Author's Response:
We'll need to put him out of his misery soon. XOXO
Date: 01 Dec 2010 1:28 AM Title: Chapter 11
hmmm lying to an empath and a lie detector was just silly..... loincloths ha ha
Author's Response:
Yes, but frankly, they didn't give a damn!
Date: 01 Dec 2010 1:17 AM Title: Chapter 10
rofl for manscaping and rabbits.
Author's Response:
Yeah, what would we do without Riley--the resident metrosexual.
Date: 01 Dec 2010 1:08 AM Title: Chapter 9
awwww go to volterra pleaseeeeeeee
Emse is a genius
Author's Response:
I know--damn Alice's visions.
Yes, sending them on a religious pilgrimage is quite ingenious.
Date: 01 Dec 2010 12:03 AM Title: Chapter 8
OMG that was hilarious. hmmmm Lets lock up Bella and Amanda in a room for an hour and see who comes out alive......
Author's Response:
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it. Somehow I doubt that Amanda would survive an hour with Bella.
Date: 30 Nov 2010 11:48 PM Title: Chapter 7
Prude, the Prune, and the Priss OMG funny.
Go Bella Stand up to the scum
Author's Response:
Bella just puts it right out there!
Date: 30 Nov 2010 11:41 PM Title: Chapter 6
Great chapter. Eddie should consider himself lucky they dont decapitate him at the wedding after finding out what he said to bells,
Author's Response:
He should be, but the Cullens were in front of "guests." He'll lose limbs eventually.
Date: 30 Nov 2010 11:40 PM Title: Chapter 1
CockPop's??? LOL Hody Chickie
Author's Response:
Well, did ya manage to tie Jasped down and get a mold so we can make them? We're creative types, we should be able to make them...
Date: 30 Nov 2010 11:27 PM Title: Chapter 5
sucking on his thumb?!?!?! ROFL
GO ESME...Loved her POV. Em and Rose Sex addicts.....rofl
dun dun dun....sister isabella
Author's Response:
Yes, Eddie still has tons of growing up to do.
Esme's a cool mama vamp.
Sex Addicts? Not just Em and Rose--everyone.
Who might the brother be?
Date: 30 Nov 2010 11:17 PM Title: Chapter 4
Eleazar is cool..... Yummy Car Sex.
And Eddie is still a controlling idiot
Brother indeed
Author's Response:
Eleazar is absolutely awesome...the car though..if you were alone in a Corvette with Jasper, would you go for it?
Eddie? Yes, idiot.
Date: 30 Nov 2010 10:59 PM Title: Chapter 3
spermal expulsion and screaming orgasm.....ROFL
Author's Response:
Edward's Screaming Orgasm
1-ounce Vodka
1.5-ounce Bailey's Irish Cream (that's the ingredient that makes it look like a spermal expulsion)
.5-ounce Kahlua
Shake, pour over ice, and enjoy!
Date: 30 Nov 2010 10:55 PM Title: Chapter 2
Gotta Love Em and Petey. Bella is cool---cock pops, ha ha
Author's Response:
Em and Petey are a hoot. Any idea how to get a mold of Jasper so we can make the pops?
Date: 30 Nov 2010 10:53 PM Title: Chapter 1
Boy Wonder. Ha Ha
Author's Response:
Well, he is the "boy wonder"-isn't he?
Date: 30 Nov 2010 9:45 PM Title: Chapter 11
wondering what the heck happened.
Author's Response:
I am too! Yikes!
Date: 30 Nov 2010 6:12 PM Title: Chapter 11
well i hope bella is ok cant wait to see what happen next
Author's Response:
Oh my gosh! I hope everyone's okay....
Date: 29 Nov 2010 10:21 PM Title: Chapter 10
enjoyed the chapter.
Author's Response:
Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reviewing. XOXO
[Report This]Date: 29 Nov 2010 8:54 PM Title: Chapter 7
OHmy fucking god! this is the fucking funniest shit I have read in a long time. I can't get over how over the top hilarious this is. Daayyyum! Keep this shit up!
Author's Response:
I'm so happy that you're having fun reading this story. I truly appreciate your review. XOXO
Date: 29 Nov 2010 8:31 PM Title: Chapter 9
great chapter. entertaining story.
Author's Response:
Thanks for reading and reviewing! XOXO
Date: 29 Nov 2010 5:33 PM Title: Chapter 10
they all are soo funny cant wait to see waht ahppens next !
Author's Response:
The girl vamps are a hoot, aren't they?
Date: 29 Nov 2010 5:38 AM Title: Chapter 8
I found this story this afternoon - without a doubt the funniest fan fiction I have ever read. Brilliant and witty.
Author's Response:
Aww...thanks for the confidence boosting review. That's so sweet of you! XOXO
Date: 29 Nov 2010 2:31 AM Title: Chapter 8
my god at least edward didnt try to go down to were jasper and bella were and break them up cant wait till the next chatper
Author's Response:
Now, that wouldn't look good if Eddie broke up someone else's wedding, would it?
Date: 29 Nov 2010 2:30 AM Title: Chapter 7
Oh my gosh! I don't think Ive laughed that hard my whole life!
Awsome Chapter!!!
Author's Response:
I'm so glad you enjoyed chapter 7! I had so much fun writing it. Thanks for reading, reviewing, and laughing along. XOXO
Date: 29 Nov 2010 2:00 AM Title: Chapter 8
great chapter
Author's Response:
So you liked the sound of Alice having an orgasm, didn't you?
[Report This]Date: 28 Nov 2010 10:05 PM Title: Chapter 7
Lmao this is pure genius :-)
Author's Response:
Aww...that's sweet! Thanks! XOXO
Date: 28 Nov 2010 9:52 PM Title: Chapter 7
this is so much fun! keep going !!!!
Author's Response:
Thanks so much! I'm glad you're laughing along. XOXO
Date: 28 Nov 2010 11:14 AM Title: Chapter 7
very funny exits. good chapter.
Author's Response:
Emmett couldn't think of his own excuse so he latched on to Peter's awful one. XOXO
Date: 28 Nov 2010 11:01 AM Title: Chapter 6
good chapter
Author's Response:
Thanks for reading and reviewing. More coming.
Date: 28 Nov 2010 1:58 AM Title: Chapter 6
thats funny that they act like they are having sex to get alice off the phone i think she should crash edwards wedding ...... it would be quiet funny!
Author's Response:
Wouldn't you do anything to get the annoying Pixie off the phone?
Date: 27 Nov 2010 9:34 PM Title: Chapter 5
like the story so far.
Author's Response:
Thanks so much for your review. I'm glad you're enjoying the story. XOXO
Date: 27 Nov 2010 5:59 PM Title: Chapter 5
cant wait to see what happens next !!! and the story behind everythign keep the chatpers comming
Author's Response:
You'll get a lot of background story in the next chapter. Thanks for sticking with me. XOXO
[Report This]Date: 27 Nov 2010 2:00 AM Title: Chapter 3
Love Bella sending the drink and Em standing up and making his speech. lol
Author's Response:
Em was brilliant, wasn't he?
Since you loved Bella's drink so much--here it is:
Edward's Screaming Orgasm 1 ounce Vodka 1.5 ounces Bailey's Irish Cream 1 ounce Kahlua Shake, pour over ice, enjoy!
Date: 27 Nov 2010 1:22 AM Title: Chapter 3
this is cute so far ill keep reading!
Author's Response:
Thanks! I'm so happy you're enjoying my little story. I appreciate the review.
Edward's Screaming Orgasm 1 ounce Vodka 1.5 ounces Bailey's Irish Cream 1 ounce Kahlua Shake, pour over ice, enjoy!
[Report This]Date: 27 Nov 2010 12:10 AM Title: Chapter 2
Too dang funny! Loved this chapter.
Author's Response:
Glad you liked it! Thanks so much for reading and reviewing. Eddie's control issues will become more apparent as the story progresses. XOXO
[Report This]Date: 26 Nov 2010 4:56 PM Title: Chapter 3
Lmao
Hahahahahahahaaaaaa
Author's Response:
I take it you liked Edward's drink.
Especially for you:
Edward's Screaming Orgasm
1 ounce Vodka
1.5 ounces Bailey's Irish Cream
1 ounce Kahlua
Shake, pour over ice, enjoy!
Thanks for reading and reviewing!
[Report This]Date: 26 Nov 2010 2:30 PM Title: Chapter 2
Lmao
Gooooood story
Author's Response:
Thanks so much! There's a lot more fun coming your way!