Date: 07 Mar 2011 10:04 PM Title: Chapter 7
I can not breathe I am laughing so hard at :
"I've had a spermal expulsion in my pants and I have to go clean up." I announced to the horrified faces of the wedding guests.
"I'll help." Emmett said brightly as we both high-tailed it out of the ballroom.
I can only imagine the faces!
Author's Response:
Emmett couldn't come up with a good excuse to leave the wedding so he just latched onto Peter's awful one. Gotta love them, though. XOXO
Date: 07 Mar 2011 4:04 PM Title: Chapter 41
great chapter! Loved it, but still think she should have bought the car might have gotten Jasper to be extra happy for awhile LOL :) Can't wait to see the next one... off to check out the other story :)
Author's Response:
I would have bought the car, but Bella is Bella--eternally down to earth. Three hot male vamps vacation in Philly next chapter. XOXO
Date: 07 Mar 2011 6:37 AM Title: Chapter 41
wow Bella is horny aint she.
Gotta see it from her POV Char
Oh Em didnt you learn anything from them running before. LOL for the volleyball. Ugh so sad it came to Rose leaving again.
Laurant is funny. Vampires tanning. Wow 5K for camping. Wow arent you pushy Eddie. Ugh Sucks that Bella hyrt with rose gone. Woo Hoo Road Head. LOL
Oh Em. Never lay your hands on your woman. Go Jazz
Awww Talking to Charlie. Smart Rose about the money thing. I have an emergency 20 hidden in my wallet.
hmmm shopping, pampering, and strippers. Woo Hoo. Go Petey. 5K a pull. I'd be crying too B. wow 12 mil huh. Glad Rose is feeling better. Poor Jazz getting teased.
Wow Jazz U really wanted a pole dance huh, Hmmm Major coming out to play. yum
Author's Response:
Now, you've always known Bella is extra horny. Jasper is too, come to think of it.
You'll hear from Char next. She really wants to be friends with Bella again.
The 5K for camping is feasible if you're an idiot mom. That part is actually based on one of the mother's in my son's boy scout troop. She went on a famous rampage at REI and actually spent close to 5K on her twins cause she didn't feel like packing and her nanny quit. Nuts, huh?
We'll give Rose and Em a chance to talk--you'll see them again in two chapters.
Thanks for reading and reviewing. Philly is next. XOXO
Date: 07 Mar 2011 4:55 AM Title: Chapter 41
well in the end im glad that she decided to go back to emmett! cant wait to see what happensnext
Author's Response:
They're really going to have to work on their issues. We're straying away from Em and Rose next chapter so they can talk things through. XOXO
Date: 04 Mar 2011 6:44 PM Title: Chapter 40
Funny, so funny I love it....
Author's Response:
Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading and reviewing. XOXO
Date: 04 Mar 2011 4:28 AM Title: Chapter 40
Sweet Billy interaction. LOL for washer arguement. Glad amanda is doing well. ROFL Alice at Walmart. Kewl that Mike and Eddie are working together. Mike is so funny, but obnoxious. Wow Carlisle is different.
Awww poor guys. never piss off a skunk. It wasnt Mike and Eddie's fault
Author's Response:
Billy was perfect for providing a bit of closure for Peter, Riley, and Bella. The fact is that Jake was the one that killed Charlie. Billy loved Charlie like a brother and since they grew up together, we can assume that Billy knew Peter's daughter well.
Everyone has careers now--except for the career doc himself. Just wait til you hear from him in three chapters. XOXO
Date: 03 Mar 2011 5:28 AM Title: Chapter 40
im glad they are back home and getting to see the family again! keep the updates comming
Author's Response:
Of course, they're home. They missed their family even if they're loners. XOXO
Date: 03 Mar 2011 4:25 AM Title: Chapter 40
oh shit that was funny! I guess after centuries of being a doc he just needed a little change of pace :) and the boys will never learn! LOL ... Can't wait to see more... and the visit from their friends from india :)
Author's Response:
Nope, those boys are just as dense as ever when it comes to hunting. You'll hear more about Carlisle in three chapters XOXO
Date: 25 Feb 2011 10:59 AM Title: Chapter 39
I'm glad Jasper put his foot down and forced Bella to act like an adult. He should have put his foot down before she ran at the end of last chapter, apologized to Bella, explained that he protected Amber because he was afraid that Bella would kill her, and he didn't want Bella to have murder on her hands, and then said that he overheard her talking to Rosalie, and maybe Bella should go somewhere for a while--they could even get divorced if it would help her--, and when she was ready to be an adult, they could start over. Jasper was in too much pain and shock to do that, though--and it wasn't the last straw.
I'm glad Bella sent a letter this time, instead of just disappearing.
Yes, Jasper shouldn't have tricked Bella into marrying him. However, Bella's complete disregard for Jasper's needs and wants made him desperate, and when a person is desperate, the brain usually doesn't work, making the person do desperate things. (If I were in Jasper's situation, that would have been the last straw, and I would have told Bella to go to hell, and left her. I have no desire to be with someone who doesn't value my needs and wants. Of course, I wouldn't have to deal with the mating pull. Jasper does, which is an influence on his decisions.)
Riley is right. He and Victoria are partly to blame. I think Carlisle and Esme--especially Esme--are also partly to blame. They're overbearing, their behavior--mostly Esme's and Victoria's--is reprehensible, and they can't let go. That's very unhealthy, as they seem to be realizing, and it taught Bella to be an uncompromising, temper tantrum-throwing brat. The goal of parenting is to raise children to be adults. Riley, Victoria, Carlisle, and Esme did not do that, which has caused Jasper an extraordinary amount of horrible, horrible pain, and has caused Bella a great deal of frustration and pain.
Yes, Jasper should not have cheated on Alice. Not because Alice didn't deserve it, but because Jasper is a good man, and would end up wishing he had honoured his vows. Alice treated Jasper like he was worthless, so she really has no right to be upset that Jasper treated her like she was worthless. People react to how other people treat them, and usually they treat those other people how those other people treat them. Alice was too focused on herself to see that. If she had treated Jasper better, he would have treated her better. The world would be a much better place if every one treated ever one else like Hufflepuffs. Unfortunately, there are too many Slytherins and partial Slytherins for that too happen; and so, in order to survive, people play by Slytherin rules. So I don't really blame Jasper for his part in the Jasper-Alice-marriage fiasco, even though--in the long run, at least--it would have been better if he had acted differently. Also, people who need counseling don't always realize it, and counseling wouldn't have done any good then, because Alice was unreceptive. If she had been receptive, and they had realized that they needed counseling, and gotten it, I think they would have had a good marriage, and an amicable split. But then, if Alice had been receptive, they might not have had a problem to begin with.
I think Jasper and Bella are both victims (Jasper of Maria, Alice, Carlisle, and Esme; Bella of Riley, Victoria, Carlisle, and Esme), and what they needed, but didn't realize they needed, was to work through their issues before they got together.
In that respect, Bella's temper tantrums were a good thing, because they kept the families working through their issues and changing their behavior. (Jasper wants Bella to be happy so desperately that he doesn't need any other motivation to change.) Recognizing and changing unhealthy behavior is very difficult, and without Bella's temper tantrums, the families would have stopped. (I mostly have a problem with Bella's temper tantrums when they hurt Jasper. He is not a completely innocent party, but he is far more innocent than Carlisle, Esme, Riley, and Victoria. I don't count Jasper and Bella moving out after they got married as one of Bella's temper tantrums--it was a joint decision, and a very good one, especially since it made every one realize that they needed to change. They just didn't realize how much. I don't think Bella should have temper tantrums at all, especially at her age; however, I think the family members, particularly Esme and Victoria, needed the motivation they provided. Unfortunately, Jasper got hurt time and again in the process.)
I agree with Carlisle and Carmen. I think the master's bite is just what Esme needs.
I laughed over Amanda raiding Bella's wardrobe. I can't do that with my mother's clothes--we haven't fit into the same clothes since I was fourteen. It was like my skeleton spread, or something, and now my clothes are bigger than hers.
Well, that's one way to deal with a troublesome supplier! I feel sorry for Mike, but it was pretty funny.
Author's Response:
Jasper and Bella have finally made up and by the next chapter, they will be a much stronger couple than when they first started. I'm sorry to say that other couples will not be as strong as J and B. We'll be working a bit on their issues. The family has to be completely tight and together before they encounter the next demon in the form of Maria. They will need each other. I'll also be bringing in two more new characters to join the already huge crew. Trust me, you'll be surprised. They won't be arriving for a few chapters yet.
Date: 25 Feb 2011 2:52 AM Title: Chapter 39
I recently found your story and have just got caught up. I LOVE it! I laughed so hard during the toga party that my husband thought I was nuts. Great writing.
Author's Response:
I'm so happy that you've joined us for this crazy ride. There's more coming. Thank you for reading and reviewing. XOXO
Date: 24 Feb 2011 4:58 PM Title: Chapter 39
great chapter! I love the couple that helped Bella out :) they were so sweet. I am glad that her and Jasper are sorta back on track now.... and OMG that party was hilarious... and then Carlisle agreeing that the master's bite was a good thing wow! LOL ... Can't wait to see more... wonder what will happen with Maria now ?!
Author's Response:
J and B will be completely back on track by the upcoming chapter. Those vamps were crazy inviting humans to the toga party. As for the master's bite, we needed to tone down our favorite mama vamp. As for Maria, she's still on her vacay right now. You'll start getting hints as to what's happening in three chapters. XOXO
Date: 24 Feb 2011 6:12 AM Title: Chapter 39
im glad that they finally had their quiet time! cant wait till the next chapter
Author's Response:
J and B could probably use a bit more me time. They are perfect now, though, so no more difficulties between the two of them anymore. The other couples have to strengthen their bonds in preparation for the 2nd demon. XOXO
Date: 24 Feb 2011 5:52 AM Title: Chapter 39
Great chapter. Lots going on as you said. Wow big party. Glad ed and am are doing well but yeah that ma belle crap has to go.
Um but isnt Peter the Captain and Char his pet? Well I guess she was a pet to both the major and captain.
Wonder what havoc Maria is going to bring down on them.
Author's Response:
Yep, that Ma Belle Amanda habit is creepy, but that's Edward for ya. Those vamps are nuts--especially the ones that invited humans to a vampire toga party.
Charlotte was changed to be the Major's pet. She was always Peter's mate, though, that's why they ran together.
You'll have to wait for a few chapters for Maria--you'll start getting hints in three chapters, but for now we're going to let our vampires work on their personal issues. XOXO
Date: 23 Feb 2011 3:06 PM Title: Chapter 38
Poor Jasper! I really don't think he meant to do the wrong thing. The impression I got is that Jasper was so shocked he froze, and when that happens, the brain doesn't work. So, yes, he didn't act appropriately; however, I think it's understandable, and every one should cut him a little slack. I don't think Jasper ever means to do the wrong thing; he was just never taught how to do the right thing. Of course, that doesn't mean that the current 'wrong thing' was any less painful for Bella.
Bella needs to start acting like an adult if she wants to be treated like one. All of her issues are an explanation, but not an excuse. If she wants Jasper to act in an emotionally healthy way, she should act in an emotionally healthy way. Jasper is trying hard to change, but Bella is refusing to change. It reminds me of something my dad once said (jokingly) to his brother: 'marriage is give and take. I give, she takes'. (Mum called him an asshole.) That kind of attitude does not a good marriage make. Bella needs to stop having temper tantrums every time life doesn't go her way. If I were Jasper, I'd be sorely tempted to tell her to go to hell. 'There are maidens in Scotland more lovely by far/ who would gladly be bride to the young Lochinvar'; Jasper doesn't need a jealous, insecure, spoilt brat. I always thought Bella in the books was rather selfish, but this Bella really takes the cake.
Frankly, I'm rather mad at everyone right now. Bella complained about how every one else got away with murder, yet they crucified her and Rosalie over nothing. That's true; however, every one, including Bella, does that exact same thing to Jasper. The only difference is, he doesn't complain about it.
I hope Bella and every one else shape up. Jasper doesn't deserve how they treat him and every thing they make him put up with.
Author's Response:
I think your issues will be addressed in the next chapter. While I agree with you that Jasper froze in shock, I think he had ample opportunity to redeem himself. It doesn't matter though, we needed Bella to run. Why? Well, because Bella has never really had the opportunity to grow up. She'll do so when reality hits her big time next chapter. Jasper also needs to come to terms with the fact that although Bella was quick to forgive him for it, perhaps his greatest transgression was forcing a marriage upon someone who wasn't really ready for one. That, in my opinion was more selfish than anything Bella has ever done to him.
Thanks for reading and reviewing. XOXO
[Report This]Date: 23 Feb 2011 2:15 PM Title: Chapter 38
Last thing first what Jasper did was way out of line for a man who tricked a woman into marrying him he should be proclaiming their relationship the moment that any one from the past turns up the should not get an opportunity to lay hands on him . As for the relationship between Peter and Bella and Riely I think its great . Bella must stop running from her problems but at least one of the predictions came through.
Author's Response:
I agree with you on all counts and you'll see what I mean when I post the next chapter. All issues will be addressed, then. Thanks for reading and reviewing. XOXO
Date: 21 Feb 2011 4:50 AM Title: Chapter 38
well it serves him right ! im glad that she picked up and left! its different for them to be actually related! cant wait to see what happens next
Author's Response:
I think Bella was justified in leaving too. Hopefully, Jasper will redeem himself.
As for P/B/R, I wanted them to have an actual blood connection because all three of them are very similar in personality. XOXO
Date: 20 Feb 2011 11:12 PM Title: Chapter 38
great chapter... wow Jasper's excuses were all pretty lame :( Excited to see more! :)
Author's Response:
Thank you. Jasper has a lot of explaining to do. Hopefully, Bella will give him the chance to do so. XOXO
Date: 20 Feb 2011 11:33 AM Title: Chapter 38
waterr country is fun.
awww no "major" lemon.
wow char has some nerve.
wow well we know where bella went. related by blood. kewl
glad rose is there for her.
why is he protecting the skank? blackmail? i think bella asks a reasonable question. but she's gotta quit running
Author's Response:
Yes, Water Country's a blast. I agree. No huge lemon, but there will be one next chapter. All will be revealed about Char then, too. I wanted P/B/R to be related by blood because all three of them have similar personalities. Rose will always be there for Bella. As for Jasper, line up to spank the hell out of him. Bella's running will be addressed next chapter. XOXO :)
Date: 16 Feb 2011 5:24 PM Title: Chapter 37
Sorry I haven't left a review until now. It took some time to read all the chapters back to back. Wow you really pack alot of punch in each chapter. First of all, I have to say hands down this is the best alternate Twilight story I have read so far. This is not something I declare easily. Thanks to my twific addiction I have no idea how many stories I have read in the two plus years but I would venture it would be close to a 1000. OMG, I also have to say some of these chapters are downright hilarious. I will be reading and all of a sudden I am laughing out loud. Seriously, my kids think I have lost my mind. The way you wrote the characters they are believable. This is the first story where you made even Victoria a likeable character. The sex written is totally hot and it grabs your attention. Alot of time when you read thses kind of situations it is written very generic and they all blend into one another. Holy cow, you have nymphos running rampant also. I can't wait for the next chapter even though you updated yesterday. In case it is not obvious through this review, I effin' love this story. Keep up the good work.
Author's Response:
Wow! Thank you for your kind words--they worked wonders in building up my confidence level. Don't worry about your kids thinking you're nuts, mine already know I am. I blame it on them, though. How else can I come up with all the looniness in the story. Thank you again. The next two chapters will be all twists and turns--bear with me--they're necessary chapters. XOXO
[Report This]Date: 16 Feb 2011 3:33 PM Title: Chapter 37
I think the trip was good for the couples and the family as a whole. Hard to imagine Rose looking anything but good.
Author's Response:
The trip was enlightening for both of them. The next chapter will be filled with twists and turns. Get ready.
Two months without changing clothes will make even Rose look shabby. XOXO
Date: 16 Feb 2011 6:39 AM Title: Chapter 37
well im glad that they found their way in life, loved their soul reading, and im happy they are back with their mates! keep the updates comming
Author's Response:
The soul readings were important predictors on what's to come. The next two chapters will have you on the edge of your seat. XOXO
Date: 16 Feb 2011 6:09 AM Title: Chapter 37
great chapter as always. glad the girls called the guys. Kewl Eddie has a job. cant see alice at a DQ around food. Ah well maybe she'll get something better eventually.
The india thing was a cool tough.
Author's Response:
Glad you liked the India thing, I'm warning you that Sushmita's soul readers were big predictors on what's to come. This chapter was the calm before the storm, but you know me, I won't keep you waiting too long for a resolution. XOXO
Date: 14 Feb 2011 3:22 PM Title: Chapter 36
that came out of nowhere for me. interesting turn of events.
Author's Response:
More events coming out of nowhere in the next three chapters. Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading and reviewing. XOXO
Date: 14 Feb 2011 2:51 PM Title: Chapter 36
I've been reading this over the last few days from start to ch 36, and I am impressed right down to my socks. Are you certain this is your first fan fiction? Your characterizations are fully realized, the situations are believable, and your interactions are perfect. You even properly use 'writhing' and not 'withering' as I see all too often in first fics (ch 9). I'm really looking forward to seeing where you go with this. Thanks so much for sharing it with us.
Author's Response:
You certainly are a voracious reader. I know that my chapters are long so thank you for investing the time to read my story. Yes, this is definitely my first fan fiction. I appreciate your kind compliments. Thanks for reading and reviewing. XOXO
P.S. By the way, the next three chapters will be filled with many ups and downs so bear with me.
Date: 14 Feb 2011 2:18 PM Title: Chapter 36
Loved this chapter..
Author's Response:
I'm glad you liked the chapter. It certainly means a lot to me. Thanks for reading and reviewing. XOXO
Date: 14 Feb 2011 7:35 AM Title: Chapter 36
ok Loved the chapter but them running away when the boys were being reasonable was uncalled for.
Glad Ed and Am are getting along better and Alice is behaving herself.
Author's Response:
Bear in mind that the boys were only being reasonable because Peter told them to. You'll delve more into Jasper's personality in the chapter after next. He's hiding something huge.
Thanks for reading and reviewing. XOXO
Date: 14 Feb 2011 4:09 AM Title: Chapter 36
well im glad that they are going on their own way! cant wait to see what happens next
Author's Response:
I'm glad you agree that Rose and Bella need a break. You'll hear about their adventure next chapter. Thanks for reading and reviewing. XOXO
Date: 12 Feb 2011 2:39 AM Title: Chapter 34
Oh my god. This chapter was hilarious. Especially Edwards and Amandas first time and how he called Jasper to help him with it and how to scent his mate.
Author's Response:
I figured Edward needed a little more assistance than the usual vampire with operation cherry pop. XOXO
Date: 11 Feb 2011 9:01 PM Title: Chapter 35
got to love jasper ! keep the chapters comming
Author's Response:
Jasper's great, but dang he can be too possessive sometimes. XOXO
Date: 11 Feb 2011 4:41 AM Title: Chapter 35
poor peter. i think he was right in getting away for a bit. glad bella helped him out too.
i agree about the falls. not much there besides that.
Author's Response:
Peter absolutely has his head screwed on tight. Char needs to grow up. Peter needs a friend. Bella and Peter will become very important to each other, eventually.
There's nothing in Niagara Falls unless tacky is your cup of tea. I agree with you completely. XOXO
Date: 09 Feb 2011 2:31 AM Title: Chapter 34
wow!!! OMG I have been reading only this for 2 days trying to catch up!!! I LOVE THIS!!! and OMG this last chapter tops all of them....Edward calling and asking for every detail was hilarious!!! Can't wait to see more!! :)
Author's Response:
Thanks for reading and reviewing. Glad you're enjoying the story. Yeah, Edward needed help, desperately. He doesn't like to fail. XOXO
Date: 06 Feb 2011 7:08 PM Title: Chapter 34
absooo love ur story I havent laughed so much cant wait for the next update
Author's Response:
Thank you for your kind words. I truly appreciate it. Peter's POV is next.
Date: 03 Feb 2011 5:40 PM Title: Chapter 34
Loved it. I'm reading it at work and trying to keep the laughter to a reasonable level. Poor Edward or maybe I should say poor Jasper not sure which I feel more sorry for. I think this is the 1st chapter I have commented on but I have loved all of them so far. Can't wait for the next update.
Author's Response:
I would say poor Jasper. At least, Edward was confident enough to call for advice. Thanks for reading and reviewing. XOXO
Date: 03 Feb 2011 6:27 AM Title: Chapter 34
awww the prom was soooo cute but afterwards lets just say i think i pissed my pants alittle...too fucking funny keep up the amazing work
kT
Author's Response:
Glad you enjoyed the chapter. Thanks for reading and reviewing. XOXO
Date: 03 Feb 2011 5:52 AM Title: Chapter 34
lots of love
Author's Response:
Aww... thanks. Lots of love to you too. Thanks for your review. XOXO
Date: 03 Feb 2011 3:47 AM Title: Chapter 34
well its about time that he lost his virginity! score one for edward! cant wait to see how peter and char take this seperation and i hope that edward keeps up with what hes doing! cant wait to see what happens to this group
Author's Response:
No more virgins in the group. Edward will be practicing--a lot.
Peter and Char will be doing some soul searching first before they get back together.
Thanks for reading and reviewing. Peter's POV is next. XOXO
Date: 03 Feb 2011 3:03 AM Title: Chapter 34
OMG I am laughing so hard I'm crying. That was just too funny.
Poor Peter though. Hope Char gets her head out of her ass soon.
Author's Response:
Peter's POV is next. Char and Pete need to do some individual soul searching first.
Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading and reviewing. XOXO
Date: 31 Jan 2011 2:58 AM Title: Chapter 23
I enjoy part of the story, the Edward bashing is really repulsive though, even after he made amends. You are almost as bad as SM. I don't think you could belittle him any more then you already have, but then again....Bella was never good enough for him anyway, she deserves Alice's seconds..:)
Author's Response:
I'm sorry that the story is not to your liking. Like everything else in life, I don't expect my story to appeal to all readers. Thank you for giving it a chance. Good luck.
Date: 30 Jan 2011 1:14 AM Title: Chapter 33
awww feel a little sorry for eddie. Silly drunk boy. better keep him away from alchol at the prom. Char is being a child but Pete needs to wisen up too. Glad e and B can have some fun, bro/sis like time together.
ROFL for rabbit
Author's Response:
Don't feel sorry for Eddie--good things are on the horizon for him.
Char and Peter have a lot of issues to work through. They have to do it on their own.
Thanks for reading and reviewing. Prom is next. XOXO
Date: 29 Jan 2011 6:56 PM Title: Chapter 33
well thats too funny i hope the rabbit incident will pass! and im glad that edward is getting some acition with his hand
Author's Response:
Edward's been getting lots of action. I think I'll relieve him of his virginity soon.
Thanks for reading and reviewing. Prom's next. XOXO
Date: 29 Jan 2011 1:53 PM Title: Chapter 33
That's what Jasper gets for throwing Bella's Rabbit out the window! Great chapter. Glad to see Mike and Amanda get out of the house a little bit. Eddie, a light weight, who knew!
Can't wait for next chapter.
Katie D.
Author's Response:
The Rabbit seems to have taken a life of it's own.
I needed to take Mike and Amanda off of lockdown--they need to start joining the gang for fun.
Thanks for reading and reviewing. Prom's next. XOXO
Date: 24 Jan 2011 3:55 AM Title: Chapter 32
awww eddie got some and Alice is acting like a human being. Whoda thunk. Char and Alice have a lot of making up to do with the family. Helping mike with his business would be a good job for him.
Author's Response:
Eddie deserved a little something-something, don't you think?
Alice hasn't recovered by any means. She's still nuts.
Char and Tanya will be dealt with by their mates.
He could help Mike with his business sometimes.
Drunk Eddie is next.
Thanks for reading and reviewing. XOXO
Date: 24 Jan 2011 12:01 AM Title: Chapter 32
well cant wait till the parents come and find out about this circus these 2 caused!
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[Report This]Date: 20 Jan 2011 12:31 PM Title: Chapter 31
OMG I can't stop laughing tears are running down my face the whole thing was just so funny . I agree completely with Jasper about Carlisle and Esme
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Date: 20 Jan 2011 4:22 AM Title: Chapter 31
well serves peter right for what he dose to bella ! cant wait to see what those 2 got into
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Date: 20 Jan 2011 3:06 AM Title: Chapter 31
Ok first now..... No ragging on Eric. That man is one hot piece of meat. Alcede is a close second. ok now story
Poor Jasper. Dont it suck when teachers are wrong and cant admit it.
Ewww poor Peter. And the dumb skank actually caught a rabbit? Surprised she weas nice to Amanda. Guess she wanted to hear the conversation and was happy they were actually talking to her some.
Hmmm now what did those two horny ladies get into. Oh and I wouldnt share Jazz either.
Author's Response:
I really love Eric so I would never rag on him. Jasper's pretty jealous, though.
Jasper couldn't handle the F at all--he's really a sore loser.
Alice can do anything in desperation. I think she's trying to make a small effort. Maybe Riley's talks are helping.
As for what C and T got into--you'll have to wait until next chapter. XOXO
[Report This]Date: 18 Jan 2011 2:29 AM Title: Chapter 30
good chapter.
Author's Response:
Thanks for reading and reviewing. More hijinx next. XOXO
Date: 17 Jan 2011 10:06 PM Title: Chapter 30
Hi I have only just found your story and i haven't been able to stop reading it till I go here. I think Jasper is right and I also think that Bella is expected to live by higher standerds but hopefully Jasper will help sort it out. Bella excepted her punishment but that just her and Carlisle should of realsed this knowing what her childhood was like. I do think that Carlisle and Esme were in the wrong. Alice needs to wake up and realise that everything doesn't revolve around her. I'm glad that Mike stands up to her and can't wait to see how the story unfolds.
Author's Response:
Welcome to the story! I'm so happy you're enjoying it. Jasper will be addressing the issue of parental boundaries with Carlisle and Esme. He'll also be investigating what went on that night. Mike, although goofy, has his head in the right spot. Alice is quite delusional--we'll snap her into reality eventually. Thanks for reading and reviewing. XOXO
Date: 15 Jan 2011 6:09 PM Title: Chapter 30
Alice is such a twit. Yeah bella stole Jazz HA. Go Mike Stand up to her. Cant wait to see what job she finally gets. Wow that is a lot of insurance.
I think Jasper's right. She does so much around human's it seems unlikely to her have lost control like that, esp when there was blood.
Author's Response:
You're absolutely correct that Alice is a twit. She's conveniently forgotten that she was the one that handed the divorce papers to Jasper.
Jasper's investigating as I write this. *wink* Thanks for reading and reviewing. XOXO
Date: 15 Jan 2011 2:55 PM Title: Chapter 30
well i hope that it wasnt bellas fault! shes been doing really well and i dont see that happening anytime soon! cant wait to see whats insore next
Author's Response:
We'll be answering that question next. Jasper's really not happy with Carlisle and Esme right now.
Thanks for reviewing. XOXO
[Report This]Date: 12 Jan 2011 12:06 AM Title: Chapter 29
Really funny chapter I love how the girls conned the ool sharks.
Author's Response:
Oh, Rose and Bella are really crafty. XOXO
Date: 11 Jan 2011 7:47 PM Title: Chapter 29
LOL the skunk thing was hilarious. I love Rose in this story. :)
Author's Response:
Even though Jasper and Emmett are silly and at times typically male--they really love their wives and their wives adore them--just not the eau de skunk.
Bella and Rose share an extra special bond. In many ways, they're very similar--they're both Carlisle's favorites, they have uber protective mates, and they both feel stifled in some ways by their family. That's why they feel the need to break out and express themselves sometimes. Being pool sharks will help them become even closer--hopefully they can keep that under wraps for as long as possible.
Thanks for reading and reviewing. XOXO
Date: 10 Jan 2011 4:55 AM Title: Chapter 29
well i wouldnt let them touch me with their funk! cant wiat to see whats instore next
Author's Response:
I wouldn't let any stinky vamps near me either. XOXO
Date: 10 Jan 2011 4:03 AM Title: Chapter 29
lol for the card sharks. going to assume that b&j took a cab from the airport to the hotel since they didnt have a car. SKUNKS...ROFL explains your teaser and pink hair.
Author's Response:
I think they got rid of most of the skunk smell by the time they left Gatlinburg. *Wink* XOXO
[Report This]Date: 09 Jan 2011 4:12 AM Title: Chapter 28
Yes to every thing and I just loved how Mike woke up it was awesome.
Author's Response:
Yes, Mike's wakeup certainly was eventful. XOXO
Date: 08 Jan 2011 4:54 AM Title: Chapter 28
Can't wait for the next chapter, you are doing a great job!!!!
Author's Response:
Aww....thanks! I'll do my best in getting the next chapter out ASAP. XOXO
Date: 07 Jan 2011 7:40 PM Title: Chapter 28
I loved the chapter I really like this mike he seems like a good guy and funny he fits in great with the family
Author's Response:
He's a good guy, maybe overly horny, but he has his head in the right place. XOXO
Date: 07 Jan 2011 8:38 AM Title: Chapter 28
Wow, If I were Mikey-poo I would be so pissed off.. I would have told her to jump ship and find her own place a while ago, but you were right in your response, Mikey is growing on me... Just a bit. :) I cannot wait for more, I loved it as usual!
Author's Response:
He wanted to jump ship, but the mating pull was just too severe. Hopefully he and Alice will be able to come to some sort of agreement, per se. XOXO
Date: 07 Jan 2011 4:11 AM Title: Chapter 28
OK a story where mike isnt a total wanker. I Like it....except the mini man whore stuff.. lol.
Author's Response:
Well, Mike wasn't a bad kid in the books so I gave him a break. We needed the man whore stuff just to piss Alice off. XOXO
Author's Response:
Well, Mike wasn't a bad kid in the books so I gave him a break. We needed the man whore stuff just to piss Alice off. XOXO
Date: 07 Jan 2011 3:40 AM Title: Chapter 28
well i think mike will be a happy addition to the bunch! keep the chapters comming
Author's Response:
I think so too! He really wasn't a bad kid in the books just a bit annoying. XOXO
Date: 07 Jan 2011 3:25 AM Title: Chapter 28
Ok, so surprised by Mike, but thinking back to his personality in the books, it so works. He was actually a nice guy in the books, a little pervy (according to Ed's mind reading), but how many teen age boys aren't. It would also make sense that he would grow up after his parent's deaths and grad college. So now we see him as still a little pervy, but a nice guy who still wants to work hard and take care of his business, but also is trying to fit in with the people around him. I think it worked very well!!! Nice chapter
Author's Response:
Exactly why I did what I did with Mike. He really wasn't a bad guy--he was just a teenager with a crush on Bella. Thanks for reading and reviewing. XOXO
Date: 04 Jan 2011 4:16 AM Title: Chapter 27
Ha I love this story with all my heart lol. MORE PLEASE!
Author's Response:
Glad you're enjoying it. Thanks for reading and reviewing. XOXO
Date: 03 Jan 2011 5:31 PM Title: Chapter 27
Aww Peter got sentimental LOVED IT!!!
Author's Response:
Peter is a big softie. XOXO
Date: 03 Jan 2011 10:17 AM Title: Chapter 27
great chapter
Author's Response:
Thanks for your review. I'm glad you liked it. XOXO
Date: 03 Jan 2011 5:30 AM Title: Chapter 27
Love this! :) Holy shit Amanda is so funny. I cannot wait for more! I want to pull Alice's head back off, and I fucking abhor Mike Newton... So much. He makes my stomach turn. I love Peter, but Charolete needs to go to a Sex Addict class or something, because that shit is fucked. :) I can always expect a good laugh out of this story. Love it as usual and I cannot wait for more! :)
Author's Response:
With Peter and Bella raising her, Amanda can't help, but be funny.
Charlotte's definitely a sex addict. I pity the high school that gets her, but not the boys at the high school.
As for Mike, you might actually fall in love with him.
Thanks for reading and reviewing. XOXO
Date: 03 Jan 2011 5:24 AM Title: Chapter 27
I was really hoping they would do more to Psycho Bitch, especially with what she did to Amanda. As much as I hated Amanda I love her now. Psycho Bitch now just pisses me off. I'm really wondering and kind of looking forward to how Mike is when he wakes up, and how Psycho Bitchreacts to having to work.
Author's Response:
Psycho Bitch will be suffering. She won't be too happy with her mate after he wakes up. Trust me. XOXO
Date: 03 Jan 2011 4:42 AM Title: Chapter 27
great job. lemme guess she's try to get a job at the mall in a clothing store but get fired for being to nasty to customers...... and then have to work at McD's or something. haha
Author's Response:
I haven't decided what kind of job she's going to get, but you did get one part correct--she'll be starting at a clothing store.
Thanks for your continued reviews. XOXO
Date: 03 Jan 2011 3:06 AM Title: Chapter 27
i think she got what she diserved! cant wait to see how mike turns out ! keep the chatpers comming
Author's Response:
Alice isn't done feeling sorry for herself. Just wait until Mike wakes up.
Thanks for reading and reviewing. Mike wakes up next chapter. XOXO
Date: 03 Jan 2011 3:02 AM Title: Chapter 27
great chapter... I doubt Alice can completely be good, so I'm sure there will be more punishment... Loved this chapter as always.
I can only imagine tghe trouble they will get in going to High School...
Author's Response:
High school with those four? One word--RUN!
Alice has issues that need to be addressed for sure. XOXO
[Report This]Date: 01 Jan 2011 10:32 PM Title: Chapter 26
This story is so funny my bladder can't be full when reading . I guess that Mike Newton is Alice's mate and they are going to torture her from now on
Author's Response:
Mike Newton is absolutely Alice's mate. We're going to start torturing Alice by letting the Major and Vicky interrogate her.
As for your bladder, I've heard other readers tell me that Depends works great.
Happy New Year! XOXO
Date: 31 Dec 2010 3:38 AM Title: Chapter 26
For some reason, I was thinking it was Yorkie...but Newton is definitely better! Can't wait until she finds out she has to live in the servant's quarters!
Author's Response:
Oh, Alice is definitely not going to enjoy her new living arrangements. XOXO
Date: 31 Dec 2010 3:25 AM Title: Chapter 26
ohh god i cant believe that it was mike newton! great ... now jasper can beat the shit out of him when he lusts towards bella! cant wait to see what happens next
Author's Response:
Yes, it definitely is Mike Newton and we're gonna have loads of fun with him. XOXO
Date: 31 Dec 2010 2:12 AM Title: Chapter 26
I think that Mike should still be all hung up on Bella like in high school and not want Alice lol whats worst then a mate who doesn't want you lol it's awesome.
Author's Response:
Oh, don't worry...I plan on having tons of fun with Mike and Alice's relationship. XOXO
Date: 31 Dec 2010 12:30 AM Title: Chapter 26
:)
Author's Response:
Glad you enjoyed it. See you next year. XOXO
Date: 30 Dec 2010 11:45 PM Title: Chapter 26
awesome freaking awesome ... loved the whole chapter..
Author's Response:
Glad you liked it! Thanks for reviewing. See you in 2011. XOXO
Date: 30 Dec 2010 10:48 PM Title: Chapter 26
wow huge chapter. Ok so below is my running commentary between POVs or sections
aww for carlisle and bella. I can see Em as a contractor or construction.
OOOhh Alice is in for a BIGGGG surprise aint she.
LOL for Jasper and wrapping.
Elvis PJ's ha ha. Scenting.....ha ha. Harry and delores How cute. Glad they made nice with Esme. Awww for the PJs night and for the proposal. woo hoo chick fight. Awww Hope Amanda can recover quickly. Smart moves by Bella
Date: 30 Dec 2010 9:40 PM Title: Chapter 20
Isn't Harry Winston dead?
Author's Response:
Yes, Harry Winston is dead, but he's been revived for the sake of fiction. Who knows? He could be a vampire. LOL.
Date: 28 Dec 2010 5:13 PM Title: Chapter 25
its about time they are friendly agian! and jasper just needs to ask for help! keep the chapters comming
Author's Response:
Edward and Bella have always had a lot in common. They really do make better siblings than lovers.
Even vampires aren't perfect and Jasper has proven to be totally inept with any sort of repair job. He gets an "A" for effort though.
Thanks for your awesome review. Christmas with our favorite vampires next plus one hell of a surprise! XOXO
Date: 28 Dec 2010 10:33 AM Title: Chapter 25
:)
Author's Response:
Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reviewing. XOXO
Date: 28 Dec 2010 4:06 AM Title: Chapter 25
we should nickname Jazz Tim Taylor. LOL. Great chapter. Amanda is being pretty cool
Author's Response:
Jasper is pretty delusional about his home improvement skills.
How can Amanda not be cool with Peter and Bella raising her. XOXO
Date: 24 Dec 2010 8:17 PM Title: Chapter 24
So this Amanda is fun I hope she never goes back to the old one. Edward drunks is hysterical! Merry Christmas!
Author's Response:
Amanda is a lot smarter than you think. She's come a long way and now she's more like a teenager.
Drunkward is a lot of fun--I agree. He needed to let loose for a change.
Happy Holidays!
XOXO
Date: 24 Dec 2010 4:35 PM Title: Chapter 24
I enjoyed drunk Edward. Merry Christmas.
Author's Response:
Drunkward was simply a ball of fun. Thankfully, he had the other vamps watching his back so he wouldn't lose control. XOXO
Happy Xmas to you too!
Date: 24 Dec 2010 11:44 AM Title: Chapter 24
:)
Author's Response:
Glad you liked it! Hope your holidays were merry!
Date: 24 Dec 2010 7:05 AM Title: Chapter 24
OMFG Drunkward is hilarious. they need to gang up and kill petey for the nicknames. Tanya needs to learn to deal if she wants to be able to flirt too.
Author's Response:
Tanya has to learn that relationships are two way street, you're absolutely correct on that.
Eddie really needed to loosen up. He hasn't really experienced life in his 100+years. He's always been a good boy.
Pete and his nicknames...what can I say. He's an enigma. XOXO
Date: 24 Dec 2010 5:14 AM Title: Chapter 24
Too funny! :) oh my god I loved this chapter! Edward... Oh my god hAHahahah :) I cannot wait for more. This would be a fantastic show... hahah :)
Author's Response:
Edward's a hoot when he's drunk, isn't he? I personally liked sending Bella's ex Tommy into the picture. XOXO
Date: 24 Dec 2010 4:39 AM Title: Chapter 24
awesome chapter///// loved drunk Edward, I love how he is finally coming out of his shell....
Author's Response:
We'll bring Edward out of his shell even more. He needs to loosen up. XOXO
Date: 20 Dec 2010 12:47 PM Title: Chapter 23
:)
Author's Response:
Thank for reading and reviewing. XOXO
Date: 20 Dec 2010 10:14 AM Title: Chapter 23
I love it. I wonder who Bitches mate is... :) More?
Author's Response:
Hmm...who could Alice's mate possibly be. XOXO
Date: 20 Dec 2010 8:55 AM Title: Chapter 23
please please please tell me alice's mate is mike newton and i will love you forever lol that would be the best shit ever
Author's Response:
Hahaha! You'll have to wait to find out, but I'll still love you forever. XOXO
Date: 20 Dec 2010 2:14 AM Title: Chapter 23
im happy that they are getting along again and giving in to a small wedding! keep the updates comming
Author's Response:
They're letting bygones be bygones and compromising as well. XOXO
Date: 20 Dec 2010 1:21 AM Title: Chapter 23
Wow. It's amazing that all you need to scare Marines is a really loud voice. I'm not sure that raised my confidence in out armed forces. Nice chapter, though. Very amusing.
Author's Response:
Interesting you raised that point about Marines, because when I was doing a bit of research about them-apparently, the first thing that happens during boot camp is that they are yelled at or as the guy on the video described "spoken to in a very loud voice."
Thanks for reviewing. XOXO
Date: 20 Dec 2010 12:53 AM Title: Chapter 23
alice shoping in Walmart. ROFLMAO
hmmm Cliamx and cowboys....yum
Author's Response:
Alice needs to be brought down several notches. As for climaxing cowboys, hmm...that does sound good. XOXO
Date: 19 Dec 2010 6:51 PM Title: Chapter 1
OMG you are a hoot! Have a wonderful holiday by the way. I love your story!
Author's Response:
Thank you!
Date: 17 Dec 2010 7:01 PM Title: Chapter 22
Love it so far, where to next? I hope Alice get her reality check soon.
Author's Response:
We're going to Walmart with Alice next--seriously. XOXO
Date: 16 Dec 2010 5:03 PM Title: Chapter 22
god leave it to esme to do something like that ! cant wiat to see what happens next and i think she forgave him way to easily! keep the updates comming
Author's Response:
Jasper may be forgiven, but he's definitely not off the hook yet. He'll have to confront his issues head on.
Esme will be learning to take some lumps.
Alice goes to Walmart next. XOXO
Date: 16 Dec 2010 2:09 PM Title: Chapter 22
great chapter.
Author's Response:
Glad you enjoyed it.
Author's Response:
Glad you enjoyed it.
Date: 16 Dec 2010 10:10 AM Title: Chapter 7
"I've had a spermal explosion in my pants, and I have to go clean up." So mother fucking funny! That had me laughing so hard haha :) using Pervwards lingo! So funny.. God...
Author's Response:
It was the best excuse he could come up with...
Date: 16 Dec 2010 7:08 AM Title: Chapter 22
go eddie. very mature in this chapter
Author's Response:
Yes, it seems like Eddie had his head screwed on tight. I think he's really trying to make amends with Bella.
Date: 12 Dec 2010 10:40 PM Title: Chapter 21
oh dear....what were you thinking Major. Bella is gonna kill you
Author's Response:
Oh, I would say that the Major was only thinking about himself... He should really fear for his safety at this point. XOXO
Date: 12 Dec 2010 10:33 PM Title: Chapter 21
Ok, so loved the idea of training Edward. He's needed that for a lonnnnng time!!! He should def be taught the ropes.... ha ha...
Jasper is so going to be in so much trouble.. All the women are gonna want to light his ass on fire...
Great chapter!!
Author's Response:
Yeah, Edward could really use some tutoring.
Jasper better run and hide. He was a selfish bastard, if you ask me. XOXO