Date: 22 Feb 2011 8:36 PM Title: Chapter 10
Wow, that was amazing :) I really loved it so much! Cannot wait for the next update ;)
Author's Response:
Thanks so much for the review :0) So glad you liked it hun. Here is your chapter 11 teaser!!
"Who's babysitting me?" I'm so proud of Seth, so many boys his age would complain that they were too old for a babysitter.
"That would be us." I looked behind Esme to see Big Daddy C and Jasper, who I've yet to come up with another nick name for. Not really a serial killer dude just doesn't have the same ring to it. "If it is alright with your sister, Jasper is filming a bike stunt today for a movie and we'd thought you might like to go to the set?"
"Can I Bella?" The excitement in Seth's eyes made it impossible for me to say no.
"Stay close to Carlisle. Avoid the Hollywood crowd. I swear if you come home with SluttyCyrus's phone number I'm disowning you." I joke and he rolls his eyes.
Date: 22 Feb 2011 8:08 PM Title: Chapter 10
Loved it.
Author's Response:
Thanks so much for the review :0) here is your chapter 11 teaser!
"Who's babysitting me?" I'm so proud of Seth, so many boys his age would complain that they were too old for a babysitter.
"That would be us." I looked behind Esme to see Big Daddy C and Jasper, who I've yet to come up with another nick name for. Not really a serial killer dude just doesn't have the same ring to it. "If it is alright with your sister, Jasper is filming a bike stunt today for a movie and we'd thought you might like to go to the set?"
"Can I Bella?" The excitement in Seth's eyes made it impossible for me to say no.
"Stay close to Carlisle. Avoid the Hollywood crowd. I swear if you come home with SluttyCyrus's phone number I'm disowning you." I joke and he rolls his eyes.
Date: 22 Feb 2011 8:01 PM Title: Chapter 10
Thanks for the update. Great chapter.
Author's Response:
Thanks so much for the review :0) glad you liked it. Here is your chapter 11 teaser!!
"Who's babysitting me?" I'm so proud of Seth, so many boys his age would complain that they were too old for a babysitter.
"That would be us." I looked behind Esme to see Big Daddy C and Jasper, who I've yet to come up with another nick name for. Not really a serial killer dude just doesn't have the same ring to it. "If it is alright with your sister, Jasper is filming a bike stunt today for a movie and we'd thought you might like to go to the set?"
"Can I Bella?" The excitement in Seth's eyes made it impossible for me to say no.
"Stay close to Carlisle. Avoid the Hollywood crowd. I swear if you come home with SluttyCyrus's phone number I'm disowning you." I joke and he rolls his eyes.
Date: 22 Feb 2011 7:54 PM Title: Chapter 10
I can't remember if you mentioned it in an earlier chapter but how old is Faith?
Author's Response:
Thanks so much for the review :0) Faith is 7 months old, I only mentioned it once lol I actually had to go to my notes and look to verify the age.
Here is your chapter 11 teaser!!
"Who's babysitting me?" I'm so proud of Seth, so many boys his age would complain that they were too old for a babysitter.
"That would be us." I looked behind Esme to see Big Daddy C and Jasper, who I've yet to come up with another nick name for. Not really a serial killer dude just doesn't have the same ring to it. "If it is alright with your sister, Jasper is filming a bike stunt today for a movie and we'd thought you might like to go to the set?"
"Can I Bella?" The excitement in Seth's eyes made it impossible for me to say no.
"Stay close to Carlisle. Avoid the Hollywood crowd. I swear if you come home with SluttyCyrus's phone number I'm disowning you." I joke and he rolls his eyes.
Date: 03 Feb 2011 5:35 AM Title: Chapter 9
Please update soon.
Date: 02 Jan 2011 2:38 AM Title: Chapter 9
That was really good! Please keep updating! Love it.
Colleen : )
Date: 21 Dec 2010 5:23 PM Title: Chapter 9
I am really enjoying this story. There's drama, but not the angst (and tears I get every chapter in Homecoming). I am interested to see how Bella deals with Edward and all that has happened.
Date: 21 Dec 2010 3:32 AM Title: Chapter 1
I likey MotocrossWard? It is refreshing to read about a cocky and arrogant Edward...but, is he really?
Date: 18 Dec 2010 3:38 PM Title: Chapter 9
Alright I understand why Bella is upset I really do but i think she is going a bit over board.. I mean talk to him don't shut him out or shut down... At least that's how I feel about it.. I am happy she is aleast letting him still text & call but still.. Well hopefully things work out and soon... good chapter. : )
Date: 17 Dec 2010 12:47 PM Title: Chapter 9
well a least Tanya isn't a threat just too much inbreding he in trouble with bella
Date: 16 Dec 2010 1:22 AM Title: Chapter 9
love this story! keep it coming girl! ;P
Date: 15 Dec 2010 1:28 PM Title: Chapter 9
cute story please keep updating thanks :)
Date: 15 Dec 2010 9:23 AM Title: Chapter 9
Tanya is nuts and Edward should be in trouble for not telling her or at least giving her a hint. I love this story my only problem with it is it is not enough and not fast enough I know stop bitching I get quality not quantity lol
[Report This]Date: 15 Dec 2010 7:40 AM Title: Chapter 9
Awesome chapter
can't wait for more more more
Date: 15 Dec 2010 2:13 AM Title: Chapter 9
Wow, that was amazing! I really would almost react the same way Bella did. I really hope you can update by New Years :D
Date: 15 Dec 2010 1:27 AM Title: Chapter 9
I actually thought Bella handled that fairly well. Personally...I would of flipped out much more! Well done!
Date: 08 Nov 2010 5:29 PM Title: Chapter 8
Unique story ! Please update soon
Date: 23 Oct 2010 6:27 AM Title: Chapter 8
That was a great twist in the story. Update soon!!
Date: 19 Oct 2010 9:59 PM Title: Chapter 8
Oh. Hell. No indeed!! Looking forward to the next chapter as always.
Date: 19 Oct 2010 1:53 PM Title: Chapter 8
wow edward just keeps screwing up again and again
[Report This]Date: 19 Oct 2010 1:27 PM Title: Chapter 8
Awesome chapter
Bella is going need alot of therapy is Bella going to about Nanny Tanya
love this story
Date: 19 Oct 2010 11:47 AM Title: Chapter 8
I figured Faith was his daughter chapters ago. Didn't see the nanny coming. My only hope is B is able to wipe that smug look off her face soon!! I hope your situations resolve in the manner you would have them and you'll be able to keep writing. I'm also missing 'Homecoming' but I trust ypu to take care of yourself first!! Thank you for writing these stories and I look forward to your next update!!
Date: 19 Oct 2010 8:18 AM Title: Chapter 8
I guessed that Faith was Edward's daughter! I can't wait to see where this 'family' relationship goes. I look forward to the shenanigans that I'm sure will happen with Tanya as nanny.
Date: 19 Oct 2010 8:08 AM Title: Chapter 8
OMG!!!!! I know this was a serious chapter and all, but that freakin funeral scene had me laughing so hard with the perfect visuals you wrote out! Holy Crap! My poor kid was sleeping so peacefully, until I read this chapter. I was laughing so hard! THANK YOU! I so needed that!
Date: 19 Oct 2010 4:19 AM Title: Chapter 8
Awww...that was amazing! I was thinking that is who Faith was :) I am not happy about her situation (Lauren and her husband) but I am so happy she is doing well, FINALLY! I really hope that Edward, Bella and Faith can all get along :) Tanya, well, that is a totally different situation! Amazing job, once again! Cannot wait to read more :)
Date: 19 Oct 2010 3:56 AM Title: Chapter 8
Tanya the nanny no fucken way LOL I thought I was going to die laughing at the funeral. Did Renee even know they left???
Date: 19 Oct 2010 2:46 AM Title: Chapter 8
oh wow i was wondering that and then Tanya too evil lol great chapter
Date: 19 Oct 2010 2:45 AM Title: Chapter 8
Love the story hate tanya
Date: 19 Oct 2010 12:47 AM Title: Chapter 8
Oh things are not going to go well with Tanya as the nanny. Cant wait for the next update. Great chapter.
Date: 18 Oct 2010 11:29 PM Title: Chapter 8
Gah, the nanny? That is so not going to work out. I think that Bella and Seth and Edward and Faith will make a nice little family...who do not need a nanny!
Date: 18 Oct 2010 11:27 PM Title: Chapter 8
Great chapter. Oh, oh is Nanny Tanya going to start trouble.
Date: 18 Oct 2010 11:24 PM Title: Chapter 8
get rid of tanya fast
Date: 18 Oct 2010 10:59 PM Title: Chapter 8
I was starting to panic a little. I was hoping it was a baby, but I honestly didn't know. I thought maybe it was so much worse. In any case, I hope that Faith warms up to Bella. That would suck a whole lot for the baby to hate her forever...
Great chapter!! I can't wait for more. I hope RL calms down for you :)
~Rae
[Report This]Date: 08 Oct 2010 1:40 AM Title: Chapter 7
Bring on faith!!
Great chapter - looking forward to more.
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review!!! Here is the teaser for chapter 8 :0)
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Edward’s POV
“Yea?” I bark into my brand fucking new cell phone that I just pulled off the hotel nightstand. This fucker woke me up, this better be important.
“Ed, you awake?” Em’s voice comes down the line.
“I am now fucker.” I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
“Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar.” He laughs.
“What the fuck Em?” I’m not sure if I’m mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
“So we go to Bella’s bio Mom’s nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way…”I interrupt his ass.
“You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!” I yell.
Date: 01 Oct 2010 11:25 PM Title: Chapter 7
Wow, that was amazing! Renee is definitely a free spirit and it is an AMAZING thing that Seth wasn't with them. I would feel so awkward there and I am 20! I loved all of it :) Cannot wait to find out about Faith!
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) I'm so glad you liked it!!!
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
Date: 01 Oct 2010 11:14 PM Title: Chapter 6
Wow, that was amazing! I wonder who Faith is? Guess I will find out in the next chapter ;) Poor Bella for having to deal with Phil's death and Edward not calling. I am glad he finally got in touch with her. Cannot wait for more :)
Date: 01 Oct 2010 11:04 PM Title: Chapter 5
Wow, that was amazing! :) I loved it all so much! Their first time together was so hot and awesome! I loved it ;) Cannot wait for more!
Date: 01 Oct 2010 7:22 PM Title: Chapter 7
Renee is so nutty! The funny thing is that my father and step mother are weekend nudist, so I know how Bella feels. (Although, I should say, they do not live on a commune or have group sex...well, at least that I know of). ;)
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) My step Dad's first wife is an nudist, I've never met her but I've heard some stories from my step brother about trying to bring friends home from school only to find Mom naked in the kitchen cooking or doing something else.
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
Date: 01 Oct 2010 6:50 PM Title: Chapter 5
Wow -- that was unexpected, but very welcome! I also loved how he went from an animal to really taking care of her afterwards. Love that they are going to have a sleep over!
Date: 01 Oct 2010 6:03 PM Title: Chapter 4
I knew he was trying to take care of her -- I love it, it is so sweet. I hope there is lots more where that came from!
Date: 01 Oct 2010 5:46 PM Title: Chapter 3
Ooh, I loved that he showed up unannounced. I am glad that he is including Seth. It seems like he is also trying to make things easier for her. Its sweet.
Date: 01 Oct 2010 5:16 PM Title: Chapter 4
Wow, that was amazing! I wonder who Faith is? Hmm... Cannot wait to see what else happens next :)
Date: 01 Oct 2010 5:09 PM Title: Chapter 2
I loved seeing the other side of Edward. I am glad that Bella opened up to him -- that has to mean she sees something more in him, too!
Date: 01 Oct 2010 5:05 PM Title: Chapter 3
Wow, that was amazing! I really loved their second date, incredible ;) Only one minor mistake, this "Desert and meal time entertainment?" should be changed to "Dessert..." Always remember, you want only one desert (so you use one 's') and you want 2 desserts (so you use 2 's's). Other than that, amazing job :) Cannot wait to see what happens at the Cullen house!
Date: 01 Oct 2010 4:59 PM Title: Chapter 2
Wow, that was amazing! I love that Motocrossward is a dirty mouthed kind of guy, normally I don't like it, but with Edward (or any other man I happen to like), it's kind of sexy ;) Cannot wait to see what happens on the next date ;)
Date: 01 Oct 2010 4:55 PM Title: Chapter 1
Great chapter length -- a lot of information, but it was done w/o getting long winded. I like cocky Edward, but I have a feeling that the date is either going to be a disaster, or we see another side of him!
Date: 01 Oct 2010 4:37 PM Title: Chapter 1
Wow, that was amazing :) MotocrossWard is sexy ;) I love that Bella is an Early Childhood Education major (mostly because I am one too). Cannot wait to see what happens next!
[Report This]Date: 30 Sep 2010 3:00 AM Title: Chapter 7
Love love your story. So good. Can't wait for the next bit. Meg
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0)
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
[Report This]Date: 30 Sep 2010 2:19 AM Title: Chapter 4
Very fun. Now who is faith???? Meg
[Report This]Date: 30 Sep 2010 12:41 AM Title: Chapter 3
Sweet!!! Such a good start. Meg
Date: 29 Sep 2010 10:33 PM Title: Chapter 7
love the chapter. great story I love cocky Edward cant wait to read next chapter
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) I'm so glad you liked it!
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
Date: 29 Sep 2010 4:40 PM Title: Chapter 7
This was FABULOUS! Emmett at a nudist colony? Just doesn't get much better than that!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! And Collin is such a sweetie. Can't wait to find out the details on Faith. Happy writing!
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) LOL yea when I was plaining it out Emmett in my head kept begging to go so I said what the hell, and I think it works ;0)
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
[Report This]Date: 29 Sep 2010 2:02 PM Title: Chapter 7
this is just to funny i think rose and bella are going to be ready to kill emmett before the weekend is out and aro is going to put the moves on bella wheather she likes it or not and if that happens please tell me that emmett beats the shit out of him i cant wait to see what happens next so please update soon
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) I hope you like the next chapter ....
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
[Report This]Date: 29 Sep 2010 6:42 AM Title: Chapter 7
Love this story
great chapter
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) I'm so glad you liked the story.
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
Date: 29 Sep 2010 3:33 AM Title: Chapter 7
OMG! I have tears runnning down my face frrom kaughing so hard. I can just see this shit! Dang I've got to call my mom and thank her for not being bat shit crazy.
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) I'm so glad you liked it! I've called my Mom many times after reading a fic to thank her for being an awesome Mom....
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
Date: 29 Sep 2010 1:50 AM Title: Chapter 7
OMG this really has to be the funnest chapter of ANY story I've have read online. I was cracking up the whole time.. What got to me the most was this "They are dancing and flopping their bits and pieces all over the place while chanting. I won't lie I'm terrified"
Holy shit that was a riot :)
I really loved this chapter!
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) LOL yea my Mom calls private parts bits and pieces so I should have probably credited her for that ;0) Glad you liked it.
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
Date: 29 Sep 2010 1:07 AM Title: Chapter 7
OMFG, I almost keeled over in hysterics when "Moonbeam" entered the scene. Hysterical! I am almost cringing in what this cleansing ceremony will be. It's such a shame Edward isn't there for it, it would have been interesting to hear how many expletives would escape him during that meet and greet moment!
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) I'm so glad you liked it!!! Yea I have this feeling Edward upon getting there would have carried Bella right back out ;0)
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
[Report This]Date: 29 Sep 2010 12:59 AM Title: Chapter 7
I'm glad to see Mxward didn't leave our girl stranded alone. Can't wait for the next chapter!
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0)
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
[Report This]Date: 29 Sep 2010 12:29 AM Title: Chapter 7
THank God ur back! I love motorcrossward! Great job!! Naked Renne was a shock, but really funny! Also, hope all is well with your son!
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) My son is doing better, thanks for asking.
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
Date: 29 Sep 2010 12:27 AM Title: Chapter 7
holy shit now that was hilarious girl so funny you should have a disclaimer great chapter
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) I'm so glad you liked it. A disclaimer might be needed for the next chapter too....
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
[Report This]Date: 29 Sep 2010 12:07 AM Title: Chapter 7
roflmao!!!!!! that was a terrific chapter.. if only for the introduction to the colony!!!! still some what apprehensive about who and or what edward and carisle are attending to!!!
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) I'm so glad you liked it!!! Just remember LOW angst, don't worry to much ;0)
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
Date: 28 Sep 2010 11:46 PM Title: Chapter 7
That was the funniest shit ever! Thanks to you my husband now thinks I'm nuts b/c I was laughing out loud at your story!
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) I'm so glad you liked it! Hopefully the next chapter will be just as funny *fingers crossed*
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
Date: 28 Sep 2010 10:21 PM Title: Chapter 7
laugh out loud funny. I think I wet myself, really. You've out done yourself with a most unexpected plot twist. thanx!
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) I'm so glad you liked it, though I'm sorry about the tinkle!!!!
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
Date: 28 Sep 2010 9:29 PM Title: Chapter 7
Omg Renee is a total nut job....
I am so glad Bella and Edward got to talk finally, he is such a cocky bastard (i love it) but he is so good to Bella. I mean he is dealing with something pretty heavy right now and he is stilll worried about Bella and trying to take care of her I love it.
So glad Seth got to stay with the Cullen's I think he will have a lot more fun there then he would with Jake and Paul (because so much more to do at the Cullen's house) ..
WTF is up with Master Aro?? Holy shit .... crazy..
I feel sorry for Emmett and Rose they don't know what they got themselves involve in. lol.. although Bella didn't know exactly what her mother was up to either... Great chapter hopefully next one Edward will be back by then. i am dying to know who this girl in the hospital is..
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) I'm so glad you liked it!!! Haha Jake wasn't wrong when he called Renee bat shit crazy ;0).. Master Aro makes another apperance next chapter (hehe)
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
Date: 28 Sep 2010 8:47 PM Title: Chapter 7
That is to funny all there bouncing bits LOL. Emmett is to funny and Rose is really sweet. I am glad Edward told her he would tell her everything when he got home cant wait.
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) I'm so glad you liked it!!! Yea I completely stole bits and pieces from my Mom, thats what she calls private parts.
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
Date: 28 Sep 2010 7:45 PM Title: Chapter 7
Awesome chapter. I love that Bella is bonding with Rose even if it's at a nudest commune. Love that addition by the way. So fits Renee to a tee.
Can't wait for the next chapter.
~Ella
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) I'm so glad you liked it! I'm happy you like the Bella/Rose bonding :0)
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
Date: 28 Sep 2010 7:26 PM Title: Chapter 7
Poor Phil... But I couldn't stop laughing w/ the whole nudist colony thing. Great chapter.
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) I'm so glad you liked it! Yea Phil went out with a bang ;0)
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
Date: 28 Sep 2010 7:21 PM Title: Chapter 7
i love this story please update soon. I almost fell out of bed from laughing because of this chapter.
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) I'm so glad you liked it!!! Please be careful....falling off the bed hurts I know I did it when I read Mr. Horriable!
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
[Report This]Date: 28 Sep 2010 5:54 PM Title: Chapter 7
That was hysterical, thanks for the update. I hope your son is feeling better!
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review :0) Alex is doing much better thank you for asking.
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Edward's POV
"Yea?" I grab my brand fucking new cell phone off the hotel nightstand. The fucker woke me up, this better be important.
"Ed, you awake?" Em's voice comes down the line.
"I am now fucktard." I grumble looking at the 3:30 am flashing on the clock.
"Dude Bella and Rose are wasted, I mean drunk off their asses. I had to carry them out of the bar." He laughs.
"What the fuck Em?" I'm not sure if I'm mad that he called me about drinking women, or that he let them get drunk.
"So we go to Bella's bio Mom's nudist commune cult place, and I mean her Mom greats us butt ass naked. Then we meet this guy with a monster cock, wearing a leather loin cloth. All these people were chanting and dancing naked. It was wild. They tried to get us to get naked and we declined. Well any fucking way..."I interrupt his ass.
"You fucking let them stay there? What the fuck Emmett, you should have loaded them back into the fucking car, and gone back to fucking Seattle!" I yell.
Date: 28 Sep 2010 5:46 PM Title: Chapter 7
Great chapter! I was laughing pretty hard at Emmett in this one! Update soon please!
Date: 28 Sep 2010 5:39 PM Title: Chapter 7
Oh my god.....too much. Just too much. I can't even stop giggling long enough to write you a coherent review! Oh man...whew!
I can't wait to find out who Faith is. I'm a little nervous about it, but I can't imagine that it's something REALLY bad. I don't think he'd be talking to her if he was trying to hide something serious. But I don't know...
Great chapter!!!
~Rae
Date: 19 Sep 2010 9:34 PM Title: Chapter 6
WOW this story is goood, humor and drama! i love jatina and emmett in this story Lol ;) so who is faith and whats wrong with her? is edward in love with bella?! so many questions!!!! UPDATE SOOOOOOOOOOOON! kbye. much love, the twilight girl<3
[Report This]Date: 13 Sep 2010 4:25 PM Title: Chapter 6
Good chapter. Can't wait to find out more about Faith and have E&B back together.
Date: 10 Sep 2010 4:05 AM Title: Chapter 6
Love it!!! Keep updating. This is a great story and I love how she knew that she had seen Jasper on America's Most Wanted! HAHAHAHAHA... Cracked me up :)
[Report This]Date: 10 Sep 2010 1:30 AM Title: Chapter 6
Great chapter - can't wait to find out who faith is.
Date: 09 Sep 2010 3:58 PM Title: Chapter 6
either she is edward's daughter or his twin sister maybe or his birth mother
Date: 09 Sep 2010 3:36 PM Title: Chapter 6
So love this story and i like the idea of low on the angst happy thoughts are good so hope you get there two together again real soon
Date: 08 Sep 2010 5:19 PM Title: Chapter 6
Alright so Edward is so awesome and love his potty mouth. Seriously who the heck is Faith and what is wrong with Esme?
Date: 08 Sep 2010 2:12 AM Title: Chapter 6
I love this chapter! I'm VERY curious about Faith...so I hope she's not going to be a mystery too much longer :) I can't wait to see what you've got coming in the next chapter!
Hugs!
Rae
Date: 07 Sep 2010 3:36 PM Title: Chapter 6
Okay you're killing me here.. We got Faith who i thought was maybe Edward's daughter but I don't know now.. He doesn't act like that is his daughter.. Carlisle is the one who said he is taking her home so maybe it's a sibling of Alice and Edward gosh i have no clue.. not ruling out Edward's child.. And what's up with Esme she is that sick?
That is a bit odd Renee hasn't contacted her daughter in how long but now that she is grieving she wants to 'be consoled' by her daughter.. i can't remember when Charlie died but i know it was awhile ago....
Poor Alice... washed Edward's phone..lol
So does this mean Seth can't go with Emmett and Rose now? I mean Renee isn't his mom and Phil wasn't his step dad so i would think he wouldn't have to go to the funeral.. unless Bella wanted him there for her..
Anyways can't wait for the next chapter... so happy Edward got some POV time.. love the way he thinks and speaks..
Date: 07 Sep 2010 8:17 AM Title: Chapter 6
OK so Faith is not Edward's Daughter??? Is she his grandmother???? Renee is a flake she probley didnt contact them because she was afraid that she would be expected to take care of Seth????? OH hurry please I have to know :)
[Report This]Date: 07 Sep 2010 5:23 AM Title: Chapter 6
Great chapter
can't wait for more more more
Date: 07 Sep 2010 3:48 AM Title: Chapter 6
Another great chapter!
Really like this story. Thanks
Date: 07 Sep 2010 12:22 AM Title: Chapter 6
cant wait to find out who faith is... i keep thinking she is his daughter... since he went there before and did not want to tell bella why... or maybe a wife.. i'm not descided yet...
Date: 06 Sep 2010 11:24 PM Title: Chapter 6
You made me lol about the crack dealer comment!!! Funny shit! Nice filler chapter!
Date: 14 Aug 2010 3:12 AM Title: Chapter 5
I really like this story. This is a great version of the Edward we all love. Update soon!!
Date: 11 Aug 2010 2:32 PM Title: Chapter 5
just hope what ever he went away to do and did not ell bella about is not something like he is married....
Date: 11 Aug 2010 4:22 AM Title: Chapter 5
love it and can't wait for more
[Report This]Date: 11 Aug 2010 2:13 AM Title: Chapter 5
So I just caught up with your story and I'm enjoying it a lot.
Is there a reason why Edward seems to be pushing this relationship at full throttle? Is it part of the plot or is Edward just really into Bella. Just curious why Bella didn't askk Edward what he was doing at her home when he brought dinner and movies. It just seems that she was almost expecting it and not questioning his motives.
Interested to know who Faith is.
Great story. Looking forward to see where this goes.
Date: 10 Aug 2010 8:32 AM Title: Chapter 5
I have to say, I LOVE your story so far. I see some of the angst in it, but it's lighthearted right now and that's exactly what I need to read at the moment.
Can't wait to read more. Thanks!
Date: 10 Aug 2010 8:02 AM Title: Chapter 5
a sleep over now he can make up for the quicky
Date: 10 Aug 2010 4:06 AM Title: Chapter 5
That was fantastic! Great chapter!
Date: 10 Aug 2010 3:10 AM Title: Chapter 5
dude who cares who knows i would so have a sleep over with out any sleeping awesome chapter
Date: 10 Aug 2010 12:48 AM Title: Chapter 5
Really enjoying this story, cant wait for the next chapter.