Emmett plans Bella and Edward's wedding and hijinks ensue... 'Nuff said. Rated T for language.

"You know the type of guy that everyone gets pissed at for being such a lovable goof? Yeah, that’s me."

When Derek is a jerk to Garcia, Dave is there to pick up the pieces.

Four months have passed since Elf met her Sir and they returned to England. That time has been spent training and preparing her for the next leg in her BDSM journey, which happens now, in the Chelsea Gardens in London. 

Emily Prentiss' thoughts as she takes one last look around the BAU before leaving. ** SPOILER ALERT ** if you haven't seen 'Valhalla' watch that first. Please, it's a really well done episode.

Edward and Bella wake up the next morning realizing that nothing seems to have really changed in the world, except for them. Would they find a way to solve their little problem or are they to stay like that forever?  NC-17

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Nominated for the "Epic Giggle Award" at the Giggle / Snort Awards 2012.

How could I have ever thought my perfect recall of her would be enough to sustain me in my pitiful existence? The memory was nothing—nothing compared to the living, breathing reality of my reason for existing.

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Warnings: This story includes difficult / sensitive subject matter that may include one or more of the following subjects: self-harm, vampirism, intercourse, character death.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of Stephenie Meyer. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended. 

He gently pulled me down the bed, bringing my legs over his shoulders. He kneeled, and a moment later, I felt those wonderful fingers of his spread me for him in slow passes. It was a play on my fantasy, and I didn't hold in the cry of pleasure when I felt his mouth-slightly chilly-touch my most sensitive spot. I felt myself arch, and my hands grabbed his head, holding on to the silk strands of his hair as he began licking and lapping and driving me completely beyond reasonable thought.

A little plot, a lot of lemon.

Aro laughed again and his smile returned although it was more menacing than inviting. "That is where you are wrong, dear child. I'm quite sure that you could be persuaded. Are there not more members of the Cullen family?" A horrifying AU ending to New Moon...

Takes place in Breaking Dawn before the wedding. Bella witnesses her parents fighting and she gets sad. Rated "T" for language. Characters belong to Stepheine Meyer.

Sookie lets Eric change her and she gets a little bit more with her immortal life than she thought she would as she embraces her nature and fate. Vampires, fairies, love bubbles and lots of fluff. All Vamp. N-17 for language and lemons

Life is made of moments. They complete you, destroy you, put you back together, give you hope…define you. Edward and Bella had those moments. This is their story.

This fic comes with a warning, please read the beginning author notes.

AH, ExB, OOC, Rated M.

What would have happened if Eric followed Sookie home that first night she went to Fangtasia? Started as a one shot - has taken on a life of its own.

One Shot. Bella finds herself lost in a steamy fantasy about her best friend.

What if Sookie wasn't raised by Gran and went through the foster system instead after her parents died? Sookie hasn't been back to Bon Temps since she was 7 years old but she's no longer the same girl who left town. AU and canon.

One night over the phone Rose and Alice make fun of a ridiculous Kay Jeweler commercial. One shot. Pure comedic relief. Nathan Fillion/Castle/Firefly and Dancing with the Stars references. Rated M for language.

It's almost Christmas and Edward is alone for the first time since his transformation.  How much trouble can a mind-reading, young vampire get into?  What will he do when one act of kindness results in unexpected consequences? Pre-twilight, Canon story.

Three intense and perplexing sexual encounters over four frustrating years. Is he the enemy, or is there a message in his seemingly hateful words? Will their mutual desires ever align? Have they evolved enough to be ready this time? ***SECOND PLACE WINNER*** 'I'm With the Band' Anonymous OneShot Contest.

We all have something that slightly irks us about the events in the Twilight Saga. For me, it was the fact that Edward's family seemed okay with him abandoning Bella in New Moon. I just couldn't swallow that. Surely, Esme and Carlisle had something to say about Edward's ridiculous decision to leave! So here is my version of what happened at the Cullen household leading up to the day they leave from Esme's POV…

Winner of the Judge's Pick - Summer  2010's Most Tragic Hour Writing Challenge and a 2011 winner of the Vampie's Awards One Trick Vampie (best one shot)

Part of the Carlisle and Esme:  Through Their Eyes Series

SM owns all of Twilight.

Plot Bunny Contest Entry: Edward is on tour and he misses Bella. What is her Thanksgiving surprise? What's his? Rated M

Bella Swan has an unusual problem-She sleepwalks. She finds herself waking up in this place night after night. A place she calls Eden. When Edward finds out that she sleeps in his Orchard, he may just tempt her with the Apple of Desire...

Summary

Renesmee and Jacob have just married and Edward and Bella are free to enroll in yet another university, where they plan to follow a course of classical studies. Suddenly Edward leaves and Bella is confused and totally alone. However, she is sure of his love and fears that something terrible might have occurred. It has. Indeed something happened when Carlisle was in Rome in the 17th century and now all the Cullens have to pay for it. A Latin myth opens for Bella the road that might allow for her to rescue them.

As I am a disaster with inserting characters, they are: Bella, Edward, Carlisle, Aro, the Cougar, all the Cullens and the Hon. Salvi Donati.

I am thinking to stop posting the story unless I get some reviews. If readers don't like it, then so be it.  I am surprised because on Twilighted net and ff  net it was well liked. I now post Chapter 9, and see what happens.

An acrostic poem for the word Eclipse.

Edward and Carlisle both owe each other an explanation. Set near the end of New Moon. One shot.

Sheri, an older divorcee, goes out hoping to find a one-night-stand, for some physical hot sex, and meets her soul mate. The mystery man, is an upcoming younger actor. Escape is the story of their life together.

Uptight Edward is drawn to his new hippie roommate, Jasper. Slashy drabbles written for Yogagal's birthday. Rated NC-17 for sexual content, language and drug use. AH, E/J.

Eric Northman has a few things to say to the creator of True Blood. Comedy.

A.N.: Just a one shot in Esme's perspective of right after her son died and she decided on suicide.

My winning entry in the Auto Erotica Challenge. Awarded 'Best Handling'. 

Bella wanted to be one of the many girls that Edward pleasured in his Volvo. What happens when that car is now hers, and she makes the first move?

Edward convinces Bella, his Honors Bio lab partner to help him with an extra credit project that will help him with his med-school aspirations.  Agreeing, she soon finds her time taken over by her gorgeous and ambitious classmate. AH/AU/CANNON/OOC Winner of Honorable Mention for tying 4th Place in Twi-High Anonymous One-Shot Contest!

Another day of the year is what Edward tells himself. On this day, Bella gives Edward the ultimate birthday present. Fluff and sour lemon. Happy birthday Edward.

Warning! This piece of literature contains scenes not appropriate to people who are subject sensitive. Be warned. Edward has a fantasy that Bella's willing to fulfill.

Bella's off once more to visit Jacob, and Edward can't stand it. Luckily, Jasper's there to help him out. ExJ Lemon

The gym doesn't always have to be a place of serious work. Edward just can't control himself around a hot, sweaty Bella.

This is the story of Edward and Bella's night after their wedding. Lemon. ExB

House and co. looked into the mirror, and the mirror looked into them. In all of this, how did the patient feel? Spoilers for the 'Mirror, Mirror' episode.