Bella and Edward have a history - one which Bella wishes she could forget. Edward re-enters her life but is not the boy she once knew. Will Bella be able to keep their relationship strictly professional? Does Edward want it to stay professional? What are they hiding from each other?

Bella transfers to the University of Washington her junior year. The incredibly beautiful guy with the coppery-bronze hair is such a jerk when their lives first collide, but they can't ignore the fact that they are drawn to each other. However...Bella has a boyfriend back home and Edward is adamantly unavailable; a horrible experience in his past has made him reluctant to form any attachments or new friendships. But sometimes, when you least expect it, you find something you didn't even know you were looking for; something that will change your life irrevocably and unconditionally.

Lots of humor, tons of romance and occasional angst, featuring a rather nosy and intrusive Emmett, Rose, Jasper and Alice. Add a potential stalker into the mix to stir things up. Top it all off with undeniable sexual tension and eventually some very hottt sexy-times.

A big round of applause for Z-21 and Twi-Holoic for the amazing banners! *clap, clap, clap, clap, clap*

Edward Cullan is the hottest movie star. Bella Swan is an art grad, in Italy for the summer. Their worlds collide in the most unlikely way.  He unlocks what she has hidden for so long - a dark side...

My entry for the Tea Bagging Twilight: Pineapple Awards. "The Best of the Worst Lemons" Contest. I didn't win :( 

Bella, dying to lose her virginiy, asks her buddy, Emmett - a very open homosexual male - for help. Humor, NO romance. Bella/Emmett. BAD LEMON WARNING, but then that's the point. Please enjoy! 

Let me preface this by saying, I have cherished my writing fan fiction. I've loved every chapter, every story, every review, and every fan. It's been a thrilling and fulfilling seventeen months.

All things have to end though. I'll be graduating college in the spring, and by then this final project will be complete. I won't be writing fan fiction anymore, but will be moving on to continue my freelance work that I'm doing, and also writing my own novels. Before I start that though, I want to leave the fan fiction world with a bang.

This final project will be a series of four stories. "Reborn in Twilight," "Broken During The New Moon," "Fighting an Eclipse," and "We Are Breaking Dawn." That's right, I'm rewriting the saga.

Some may consider it a ballsy move, some may see it as stupid. But since my writing fan fiction has been me molding the characters to be my own, what other proper way is there to leave fan fiction, other than rewriting it.

I mean no disrespect by doing so. I enjoyed the saga very much. Still, I think I can do a decent job at making it something different. Not necessarily better, just my own.

There will still be similarities to the saga of course. No character names or couple pairings will change. Only the characters personalities may be different. Something else that I'll do, as I do in all my stories, is make multiple character POV's. I think it helps character development, and makes it a more rounded and complete story.

There will be obvious differences also. The vampires will not be the same type. No sparkling or dazzling here. Parts will be darker, and parts will be funnier. No differences are meant to upset anyone, or offend, it's just the way I write and tell the story.

I hope this will be enjoyed, and I hope I receive the much needed feedback in reviews.

Let's get started.

A collection of short stories, o/s's and other very short dark graphic tales that come from dreams, ephipanies, and plot bunnies. These are the tales from the very bottom of our imaginations. They are ours and ours alone.

Story I:

Fourty Nine. : Chapter 1-5: {Story Intermission} 10-11 {Story Intermission}

Follow a young man on a short journey with the love of his life. All is not what it seems, and for every action accounted for, there is a reaction. Even if it takes years to come back,all Karma will eventually show up. Be careful what you say and how you treat people. You never know who's counting...

Intermission-

Story- II

A Heavy Load: Retold Ghost tale. Chapters 6-9

One non believer, one dare, one horror filled night, and one entity set on being freed. How do you kill what is already dead?

Story-III

Mary Had A Little Lamb. Chapter 12.

 She followed her to school one day, school one day, school one day, this was against the rules..."    

Parental Advisery is advised. If you aren't old enough to buy cigarettes you aren't old enough to read this .

Bella has a problem...she's just a tad bit distracted at work. Who knew facial hair could drive you crazy? Quickie One-shot that I planned to continue, but it never got any reviews. If it gets some interest, I will continue it. :)

Three stipulations are keeping Edward from receiving his inheritance money, one of them being he must obtain a serious relationship. His solution? Pay Bella to pretend to date him. There's absolutely no way this plan can backfire. AH, EPOV

Jason Stackhouse attracts more than just the ladies.

At such a young age, Spike is the hottest actor around. A visit to a high school changes everything when he finally comes across the one girl he's been searching for, but she's not exactly what he expected.

There's a new family in town but how does that relate to Bella and her tight circle of friends? Will they all get along and play nice? Will fate and destiny work in their favor?

This story follows the “All American Life” of Bella Swan. From birth to giving birth to her own child. A purely fluff piece.

This is just your basic New York City love story. Crappy apartments, menial jobs, and low standards place Bella Swan in the pathway of love. Rated M. Canon couples with my usual OOC cast. AH. eventually E/B

Little Jacob and little Bella get into trouble. Many years later, their son does the same. Future take from Dealing with the Kangaroo.

Edward is a geeky comic book writer who has been secretly in love with his over-protective best friend Bella for years. He's too shy to admit his feelings, so he secretly starts writing a comic book inspired by Bella called 'Solar Eclipse.' 

After an embarrassing incident, Edward is forced to reveal his love for Bella to his friends. While Bella spends the summer before senior year with her mother, Edward, at the behest of Alice and Rosalie, goes through an extreme makeover.

Story is AU-Human and B/E (Jacob is only involved in flashbacks.) Themes are Romance/Humor/Awkwardness

Story is rated NC-17 for language, future lemons, and depictions of teen bullying. Story will alternate from EPOV to BPOV

Banner by ViiolentDelight, Evenstar, and Blinkie by Rason

A Locket, A Picture, A Dream.. What if someone you thought didn't exist came into your life when you had given up? B and E are 2 college kids in LA who meet and feel like they've always known each other, is it more than just a feeling? Fluff/Humor/Lemons

Banner by Mehek18

Following a lead from Giles, Buffy Summers investigates a local Louisiana bar that caters to vampires and humans. There's never a dull moment when drinking is involved, and the Slayer finds herself pouring her heart out to a certain telepath.

After a night out with friends, Bella wakes up with a raging case of WTF did I do last night? Might as well blame it on the alcohol because really, what else can you blame your stupidity on? O/S

Banner by the awesomely talented vajanet

Edward distracts Bella from thinking about sex on their honeymoon. Rated "T" to be safe. Stephenie Meyer owns everything but the plot. Please review and tell me what you think.

Edward, a lonely executive on a business trip in Japan, is encouraged to loosen up and enjoy the city. Will he find a cure for the monotony in an uninhibited punk he meets in a Karaoke bar?

E/B AH Explicit Lemon/Drinking/Language

A O/S for Fandom Gives Back Autism Awareness

It's basically a retelling of Twilight, with a few twists. Edward isn't the only one who can hear thoughts. Bella can also, but like Edward there is that one exception...him. What happens when she learns their secret? And what happens when the Cullen's find out that she already knows? Written from Bellla's point of view. A bit OOC

Set during early 2006. This is book 1, read it first.

Edward lives in the world of beautiful people as a modeling agent, but a brief encounter at a poetry slam has him thinking about a real woman.  Will his poetry skills be enough to win her? FGB piece for azucena, M for plenty of reasons.

Below is the amazing banner by Rosalynn

FAGE 2 entry written for Aurelle. Life is full of twists and turns, of things happening when you least expect them to. She met him at the drive-in...he wasn't what she expected. Rated M for mature themes, etc. E/B, A/J.

After participating in FAGE and the subsequent awards, Sunshine and Shag Carpets won: 2nd place for Best Lemon, 2nd place for Best LOL Moment, 2nd place for Best Use of Canon, 3rd place for Best Twilight Story, 2nd place for Best Multi-Chapter, and 3rd place for Best Secondary Character. 

As well as these awards, the banner below (which I made), won 3rd place as a Most Creative Banner. A banner I made for Rose Masen Cullen's Forbidden to Remember, Terrified to Forget placed 1st in both Most Creative and Most Fitting banner. Both my banners for QuantumFizzx's entry Death Everlasting, and GLee68's entry Metronome, won 3rd place for Most Fitting Banner.

[banner created by me]

"Well why don't you just hop in the van," he replies, "it's a secret."

I stand back when Edward unhitches himself from door, eyeing the van uncertainly; the ridiculous depiction on the side and the overall make, the two surfboards stacked on top, the tiny, tacky hula girl stuck to the dashboard.

"Seriously, Edward?" I grumble, "The thing has shag carpet. Shag carpet. It's like – circa nineteen-sixty...talk about hippie."

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[blinkie created by me]

Store clerk Edward deals with his boss, a flirtatious girlfriend, and some interesting customers during his shift at the local adult toy shop. 

**2nd Place Overall Winner in the Pick Your Own Adventure contest!**

What happens when Edward and his date are caught at Make Out Point by Chief Swan? How will Chief Swan feel when it's his child in the car with Edward? Read and find out.

Bella is a bestselling author who lives in seclusion.  Edward is a has-been actor with no penny on his name.  When Bella picked up a homeless Edward on the beach, she is determined to get him back into acting.  Edward is doing his best not to get into Bella's pants... and also help her get out of her shell.

All things Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer.  The rest of the story belongs to me.

Thanks, TKegl for the awesome banner!  

Thank you, SoapyMayhem for this awesome banner!

By Anthony, The Funny Husband of jmolly.Beta'd, sort of co-written,and approved by jmolly, who thinks her husband's take on Charlie is hilarious, by the way, even if she doesn't think Charlie would have squicky thoughts about Edward like that.

Sookie wants to add some excitement to her relationship with Eric, so she suggests a game of roleplay, using a certain vampire and Slayer as inspiration.

Best selling author Edward Cullen gets roped into being on The Bachelor. He feels a connection with a reluctant bachelorette on the first night, but what are the odds it will sustain itself until the final rose ceremony? (Pick a Pic Entry) M, AH. Fabulous banner that was the inspiration by Belindella.

Alice and Bella are on the trip of a lifetime, spending Halloween in one of the most haunted cities in the world brings scares, laughs and much more than either of them ever expected.

One shot.

New banner by Julie C.

Eighteen year old Bella Swan has moved to the small Western town of Spoons Valley to meet up with her older brother, Emmet, after their parents' deaths.  She always figured that the Wild West that she read about would be like the descriptions in Harper's Weekly, but she didn't realize just how wild and dangerous things would get once she arrived.

AH.  Canon Couples.

Bella needs some cheering up when Edward is gone so Emmett comes up with an idea………. That involves ... spoons?????

WARNING!!!! any brain damage caused by reading this story is irriverisble.... you have been warned

"You are a Grey Warden first and foremost and must do whatever it takes to ensure the safety of our world. Your personal attachments and prejudices have no bearing here." F-Cousland/Alistair Language/Lemons/Violence You have been warned.

Edward has more than his fair share of mishaps on moving day. Rated M for explicit sexual content. Slash, AH, E/J. Written for coolbreeeze's birthday.

Entry for TLFN Contest. Bella stopped fantasizing and acted on her crush. However, it was a bit of a catastrophe. Was she victim of a cruel joke? Is this a poor summary? Find out. M for language, grapefruits, facepalms, and stupid texts. E/B, AU/AH

Banner by Kassiah (inside chapter 1)!

Town rebel Edward returns to Forks after being forced to leave. Bella is a newcomer, tending bar at the local pool hall, who desires wealthy men. She has her reasons. Can Edward refute her materialistic views and win her affection? OOC/AH Lang. Lemons

Feeling unsure about her wedding night, Bella Swan seeks out world reknowned sex therapist and hands on instructor Dr. Edward Cullen. Things start to change during the course of their sessions, leaving them both unsettled. OOC/AH/LANGUAGE/LEMONS

Edward is beautiful, of that there is no doubt. His beauty has opened so many doors for him, but it has closed just as many others. 

Has the door slammed shut on what he truly wants?

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Bella needs to sober up before going home. A late night stop at Denny's provides her with more than breakfast, thanks to an old crush. E/B

O/S- for the Blue-Collarward Contest

2nd Place winner of the popular vote.

Edward is a tow truck driver with control issues.  Bella is his new secretary, determined to get him to mix business with pleasure.

Edward isn't happy with the attention Jacob has been giving her so he shows her how she's his on a small boat on the middle of a lake. (this oneshot was written as a laugh and had no betaing or anything... but people seem to read it alot on ff.net for some wierd reason lmao)

When you are the most unique person in the world, what is your life like?  This is a look into Renesmee’s life as a teenager.  She tries to be a normal teen, but her uniqueness keeps getting in the way.  Renesmee’s POV. 

A game played on Fanficaholics Anon. I let my readers decide where
this went. This is the completed version. Bella and whoever the readers chose.
Kind of *Smiles*

A horny Viking who is  lonely in his apartment. Sequel to Keeping promises. And well I guess the name says it all.

What could Bella walk in on that would scar her for life?Christmas will never be the same for Bella, especially when one song keeps playing every time she turns on the radio.  My entry for the Broken Record Holiday Contest.