Genre: Humor
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Holy Crow by GeezerWench Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 17]
Summary: Past Featured Story

The feather Paul found was a confirmation of what he already knew. Bella is the imprint he requires, but maybe he's just what Bella truly needs. Written for Afke in the 2014 2nd Annual Tricky Raven Author/Artist Silent Auction. AU. Paul Lahote, Bella Swan

Banner by SPRSPR's Digital Art

 

 


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Paul
Genre: Action, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14795 Read Count: 10743
[Report This] Published: 27 Apr 2014 Updated: 01 May 2014
Mullings by Bing Yidao Rated: M [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Oh what to write, what to write.


Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Action-Adventure
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 793 Read Count: 18
[Report This] Published: 21 Apr 2014 Updated: 21 Apr 2014
Twin Souls by GeezerWench Rated: M [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Past Featured Story

 

 

Years after fleeing disappointments and deep sadness in La Push, twins Rebecca and Rachel Black return-their primary intent a short visit to reconnect with each other. World-altering changes and their quick brush with the Quileute Spirit Warriors could shatter their world. AU, Paul Lahote, Rachel Black, Rebecca Black. Non-canon. Language.

Book cover/Banner by SPRSPR's Digital Art and me! It can be seen on Better in Texas Fiction

Sad wolf photo manip by me. :) also on BiT

 


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Other Misc Char or Pairings, Other Misc Char or Pairings(nc), Paul/Rachel
Genre: Action, Drama, Family, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11982 Read Count: 499
[Report This] Published: 12 Apr 2014 Updated: 12 Apr 2014
Summary:

Eric is owner of a multi-million dollar corporation. He is content and single until life throws a monkey wrench in his program. This piece is funny; sad; light and has it's moving moments. It is my first all human FF and I have shaken things up. 


Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood, All Human
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 105205 Read Count: 3386
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2014 Updated: 10 Apr 2014
Summary:

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“There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.”
Sarah Dessen,
The Truth About Forever


Emmett has been stuck in a coven of mated vampires for seven decades. Moving to Forks, WA, was yet another step in the monotonous quest to appear human. Little did Emmett know that in this dreary, little town that he would find his mate-only she's human and terminally ill. Rated M for a reason-Graphic lemons & language.

*~Emmett/Bella~*


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Emmett
Genre: Action, Angst, Drama, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 39289 Read Count: 7626
[Report This] Published: 04 Dec 2013 Updated: 23 Mar 2014
Summary:

Sam and Dean Winchester arrive in a small town to find young human males dying in their sleep.  (What little plot there is vague and not really filled out in this short one shot.  Most of it is just PWP)  

Don't judge to harshly.  This turns out to be my first fanfic written back in 2008 when I had first discovered what fanfiction was.  My first step in the water.  

Probably couled use some (a lot!) of reviewing for fixing things in this fic. 

So, please be kind.  Let me know what you think.  And, please, go on to read my other fics!  KK


Categories: Supernatural TV Series
Characters: Dean/Other Character or None, Sam/Other Character or none
Genre: Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, One-Shot, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8349 Read Count: 74
[Report This] Published: 19 Mar 2014 Updated: 19 Mar 2014
Zoo be zoo be zoo by aiami Rated: M starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

My gaze falls upon the gels and an involuntary smile appears on my face. Who would have imagined that an afternoon at the supermarket would have given me so much material for an evening with the company of my own?


All Human; OOC; Single daddyward


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Family, Humor, Romance, Young Adult
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5037 Read Count: 1700
[Report This] Published: 17 Mar 2014 Updated: 17 Mar 2014
Summary:

(When eight demigods and one goddess get sent back in time to read some books.) [What's the point?] (The point is, what happens when LzzyArejy39 adds her little twist to it.)


Categories: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, Crossover, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Percy/Annabeth
Genre: Adventure, Drama, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8765 Read Count: 275
[Report This] Published: 17 Mar 2014 Updated: 17 Mar 2014
Summary:

What if Klaus met a very special girl before taking over Alaric's body?


Categories: Crossover, Twilight, The Vampire Diaries/The Originals, Alternate Universe, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Klaus
Genre: Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 275 Read Count: 1068
[Report This] Published: 17 Mar 2014 Updated: 17 Mar 2014
Summary:

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Life in Spoons Valley continues as a new generation deals with changes in their small western town.  Dr. Edward Cullen, returning after years of absence while attending medical school, believes that life back in his hometown will be boring after life in the city.  Little does he know that even though the way of things in the west are slow to change, some things remain exciting, wild, and untamed. 

This story is a continuation of my other story Lonesome Hearts.  Please read that story first.


Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Action, Drama, Historical, Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: LeslieWhitlock's faves - not updated in 2012, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, My Favorite Stories, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12783 Read Count: 9739
[Report This] Published: 01 Dec 2010 Updated: 02 Mar 2014
Cover Girl by smmiskimen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 146]
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Finishing up his senior year, Edward receives his acceptance letter to UNLV and embarks on a trip with his older brother Emmett to see the campus. Unbeknownst to him, Emmett has other plans for the trip and Edward finds himself face to face with the woman of his dreams, the girl from the magazines, his Cover Girl. Will he keep his cool, or will he crash and burn?

 

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories I've Already read
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54016 Read Count: 16931
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2014 Updated: 17 Feb 2014
You Got it Bad by Flames101 Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

After Girl's Night Out gets cut short, JJ receives a Valentine surprise. Written for the Facebook Smut Challenge Group. Rated M for Chapter 2. JJ/Hotch (with special appearances by Emily and Garcia).


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/JJ
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4711 Read Count: 871
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2014 Updated: 17 Feb 2014
Old Friends by GeezerWench Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

Old Friends by Rickie Bansbach

 

 

Category: Twilight AU

Summary: Things didn't work out quite the way Edward had planned when he left Bella. He wanted to save her from the supernatural world, but it came looking for her. She survived the encounter and decided to contact an old friend. Jasper / Bella, of course. One shot.

Title: Old Friends

Author: GeezerWench   

Characters / Pairing: Jasper/Bella

Genre: romance, erotica  

Rating: MA, NC-17

Beta/Pre-Reader: none

Banner by: GeezerWench

Words: 7351

Prompt/inspiration: Project Team Beta's 2013 Smut University. "Write a first sex scene between two people who have been waiting for this to happen for a long time for whatever reason. To make this straight to the point (your goal is an erotic description of foreplay). They both are not virgins."

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Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7346 Read Count: 3063
[Report This] Published: 12 Feb 2014 Updated: 12 Feb 2014
On The Bed by kyla713, ericastwilight Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

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Edward has been trying all morning to get his neighbor's attention, at the risk of being manhandled by others. Will he finally get the woman he's been lusting after? Or will old Ms. Stanley get her paws on him?

 


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories I've Already read
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4679 Read Count: 2245
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2014 Updated: 10 Feb 2014
Summary:

It's Carly's wedding day and most of Port Charles has been invited, even Elizabeth. But things aren't always what they see and rarely do plans work out the way people want. See what this 'special' day has in store for our PC residents.    


Categories: Canon, General Hospital
Characters: Elizabeth Webber/Jason Morgan
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7928 Read Count: 93
[Report This] Published: 10 Feb 2014 Updated: 10 Feb 2014
Oh, my Daddy! by Jaymili Rated: M starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

This is not a kinky story. This is just how I got pregnant by stubbing my toe. Well, that’s what my husband thinks anyway. Public’s vote second place on The Fruit’s on the Vine TwiFic Contest.

 

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Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Family, Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3209 Read Count: 1672
[Report This] Published: 30 Jan 2014 Updated: 30 Jan 2014
Sodden by AJ Goin Rated: T [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

McGee ends up soaking wet on his butt in the mud. And he doesn't mind one bit.


Categories: NCIS
Characters: Abigail/Timothy McGee
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 674 Read Count: 43
[Report This] Published: 27 Jan 2014 Updated: 27 Jan 2014
Summary:

Nope, not the musical. A strange little story about a lonely lonely man and his most amazing, if not intriguing, journey. Babe HEA. Cupcakes: you are warned. Theme Song: Burning Down the House by Talking Heads.


Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4217 Read Count: 179
[Report This] Published: 19 Jul 2013 Updated: 27 Jan 2014
Summary:

Thanks to Azulive for the awesome banner!

Hermione disappears after the war. No one knows where she was or where she went. She then comes back and who's better to accompany her than our favourite Slytherin and her husband,Draco Malfoy. How does everyone find out? How will everyone react? Lucius and Narcissa niceness. Dramione go! Thanks to azulive for the awesome banner...


Categories: Harry Potter, All Human, After Hogwarts
Characters: Hermione /Draco Malfoy
Genre: Drama, Family, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 531 Read Count: 237
[Report This] Published: 26 Jan 2014 Updated: 26 Jan 2014
Summary:

Just a little quirky winter tale about, you know, the usual stuff. No animals were harmed in the marking of this 3-chapter story. HEA, of course, is a must. Theme Song: Walking in the Air from the animated film The Snowman. and oh BTW, be afraid, Cupcakes, be very afraid...


Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3144 Read Count: 146
[Report This] Published: 07 Jan 2014 Updated: 25 Jan 2014
Summary:

THIS AWESOME BANNER WAS MADE BY MIST.  SHE IS SOOOOO COOL!!!


After the wolves kill Laurent to save Bella they start to encounter more vampires that are coming to Forks for her. There is not enough of the pack to fight them all. Bella goes on the lam with the last wolf that she would ever expect to protect her. On the run together they find a world of adventure, danger and love.

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Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Paul
Genre: Adventure, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: The Wolf Girl
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 64687 Read Count: 6795
[Report This] Published: 17 Jun 2012 Updated: 24 Jan 2014
Summary: Past Featured Story

Who knew paying for school would bring you something amazing?  Rated NC-17 for some Lemony goodness.

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Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood, All Human
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Romantic Comedy
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 34400 Read Count: 2758
[Report This] Published: 21 Jan 2014 Updated: 22 Jan 2014
Summary:

Bella is a mother now and she and her son are in trouble again. Who is standing over the bed of Cole's whilst he and his mommy are staying there in the hotel for a night? Is this female dangerous? Where is Charlie, and her mother, Renee, and Phil. Will the pack have anything to do with Bella, and who is the female vampire and why is she in the hotel room of Bella and Cole's. Who are the two males that have snuck in to the room as well? Can Bella actually save her son and herself?

The volturi guards are divided, but why? What is Aro doing, and who is siding with who?


OC's names: Caleb, Pinky, Brain, and P&B's families

 


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Action, Drama, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 25094 Read Count: 9320
[Report This] Published: 13 Jan 2014 Updated: 21 Jan 2014
He Said, She Said by araeo Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 53]
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Boy meets Girl and sweeps her right off her feet – which just happen to be slightly slutty when it comes to a certain tall, dark (and slightly gingered) piece of walking sex, who decides to pursue her without mercy. A fluffy novelette about a girl who does something questionably stupid, yet lucks out incredibly by finding her Mr. Right. All human. Utter nonsense.


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17953 Read Count: 23905
[Report This] Published: 22 Dec 2013 Updated: 19 Jan 2014
Summary:

 

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My name is Bella Swan and this is the most awkward moment in my life, so far. Actually, skip the 'so far': I don't think things can be more awkward than the way things are now. I'm lying in bed with Edward Cullen. I know a lot of girls would kill to be in my place, but me? Not so excited. We can hear LOUD sex noises, problem is: It's not us.. - AU/AH E/B J/A


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 635 Read Count: 429
[Report This] Published: 15 Jan 2014 Updated: 15 Jan 2014
Summary:


"Jasper? I know you tried to stop him, I saw his eyes, and none of the others did. But I thought your ex-wife would have known something, but what, I don't know. I can't explain any of this stuff, Jasper, but you can't go anywhere Jasper. You must stay in Forks."


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Drama, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18445 Read Count: 6749
[Report This] Published: 09 Jan 2014 Updated: 11 Jan 2014
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Thankyou Isabella. For such a wonderful gift that you bestowed upon me last night. Live well and be happy, please, Darlin'.

Isabella spent a wonderful and special night with a friendly visitor, but what will she do now that she is moving elsewhere and she has three mouths to feed at last count.

Can she find those who will find him. the one who deserves to know.

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Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Drama, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42363 Read Count: 16208
[Report This] Published: 01 Jan 2014 Updated: 09 Jan 2014
Summary:

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Memories fade or do they? Can the arrival of the Cullens help keep the memories alive and make new ones along the way?


Categories: All Human, Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Adventure, Family, Humor, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3072 Read Count: 575
[Report This] Published: 08 Jan 2014 Updated: 08 Jan 2014
Naughty by Kelpie169 Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Godric ropes Eric into playing Santa on Christmas Eve. However, he leaves out one tiny detail...

 


Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood, All Human
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: Humor, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3436 Read Count: 171
[Report This] Published: 05 Jan 2014 Updated: 05 Jan 2014
Summary:

Penelope and Derek spend the day preparing for and enjoying the holidays. Special guest appearances by Henry and Jack. 2013 Criminal Minds Christmas Fic Gift Exchange on FFN - written for CeeCee333


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/Garcia
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2572 Read Count: 227
[Report This] Published: 31 Dec 2013 Updated: 31 Dec 2013
Summary:

 

When Bella's cousin Rose finds out the truth of her parentage, both Bella and Rose's worlds get turned upside. Can they stay true to themselves and find love in the new world that they have been thrust into? Romance, Drama, Humor, Angst (pretty much cannon couples)


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Family, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 32857 Read Count: 2913
[Report This] Published: 31 Dec 2013 Updated: 31 Dec 2013
Summary:

Continues where season 2 ended. Zoe Hart returns to Bluebell, Alabama from New York a changed woman, but a woman with apologies to make and a man to get back. Follow Zoe and Wades journey toward wedded bliss.


Categories: Hart of Dixie
Characters: Dr. Zoe Hart/Wade Kinsella
Genre: Drama, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 51637 Read Count: 406
[Report This] Published: 30 Dec 2013 Updated: 30 Dec 2013
Summary: Past Featured Story

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What if Bunnymund wasn't the last Pooka? What if Mother Nature, Tsar (Manny), Ombric and Old Man Winter had found a Winter Pooka on the brink of death and decided to cast a spell to hide his true form till his true love was revealed in the sake of his protection? What has it got to do with Jack Frost? Everything of course.

This is a WIP

Pooka!Jack


Categories: Rise of the Guardians/Guardians of Childhood, Alternate Universe
Characters: Pooka/Jack
Genre: Action, Angst, Drama, Family, Fantasy, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 37 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 50534 Read Count: 1615
[Report This] Published: 05 Aug 2013 Updated: 30 Dec 2013
Summary:

JJ and Hotch have yet to consummate their very new relationship. Spending the night at JJ's for Christmas Eve with the boys, Hotch knows that tonight's not the night. Still... little do they know that Garcia, with the help of a certain Italian profiler, are planning a coup d'etat Christmas Day that will give the pair the satisfaction they both need. For Jekkah. Merry Christmas!


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/JJ
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8390 Read Count: 1213
[Report This] Published: 25 Dec 2013 Updated: 28 Dec 2013
Summary:

Revenge. That's all Bella thinks of when Tanya steals her best friend just to taunt her. She starts to put her plan in motion, but what will she do when her best friend and love of her life confronts her about a conversation that he overheard?


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7609 Read Count: 1207
[Report This] Published: 27 Dec 2013 Updated: 27 Dec 2013
Summary:

 

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"Why is she alive, my Eddy is dead, why can't she be dead too. She should never have been around your family. Edward had me, he should have left her alone or drained the pitiful excuse of a female."
What has gone wrong with the Cullen's now? Have they done something unforgivable? Did their human, Bella, survive? What is going on with Jasper? Why is Kate sticking with Carlisle?Pop in to the first chapter and start reading to find out exactly what is going on and why


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Angst, Drama, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02 Bella/Jasper stories
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 29776 Read Count: 6958
[Report This] Published: 18 Dec 2013 Updated: 23 Dec 2013
Summary:

A collection of mini-stories about Temporary Insanity.  Starring: A Couple Uniform Cops, The Man of Mystery, etc.. Please note that the chapters may not be in a timely order.  Theme Song of this story: "You Might Think" by the Cars.


Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: None
Chapters: 41 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13019 Read Count: 851
[Report This] Published: 29 Aug 2012 Updated: 22 Dec 2013
MOMMA by wendy1969 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

 

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Not fantastic with doing a summery, so here is a piece from the start of this one shot to get your interest...

 

"Momma?" she looked to me curiously "Momma, who is that coming in our yard?" I looked out the window and then to my daughter. She is full of her usual curiosity, but although I never did hide anything from her, I didn't flaunt things either. I looked out the window briefly and saw who it was. My mind caught itself before I flashbacked to that time. I never bragged about anything really, especially about her dad and about the one man who I really loved, but that man is walking up on to my front step right now. It so happens to be the same man who is the father to Tonya.

 

 


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Adventure, Drama, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, One-Shot, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15769 Read Count: 2314
[Report This] Published: 07 Dec 2013 Updated: 07 Dec 2013
Summary:

This story is mainly just MC-17 explicit material. Please do not read if you do not like any writings of descriptives or of characters vocalizing during the pleasurable acts of this rating.

 

Bella isn't Edward's, but who is she with? Who is this female named Lizzy that Edward is hanging with and bringing to the house. Why does Alice have someone by her side who has a death wish when he is up against the major. How many places can they get away with doing it in before they are caught? Rose meets a singer.


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Jasper, Edward/OC
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02 Bella/Jasper stories
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 34249 Read Count: 12853
[Report This] Published: 01 Dec 2013 Updated: 07 Dec 2013
Summary:

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I should've listened to my wife, now I'm paying the price. She's really mad.


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Family, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories I've Already read
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9022 Read Count: 2469
[Report This] Published: 01 Dec 2013 Updated: 01 Dec 2013
Summary:

Jasper goes back to ccheck up on Bella and discovers something he wishes he hadn't. The pack support his aiding them and they make ssure he does what he can for Bella.

 

They are told to leave Forks for a number of years to be safe, and they do comply, understanding why the pack asks this of them. Sam makes sure the death of Bella is done as well.

 

Whose hunting grounds are they both trespassing on? Is Jasper now his sister's sire since hsi venom is so much an so strong and so little of the other vampire is in Bella anyway?

 

Does Jasper find his go at love?


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Adventure, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31578 Read Count: 4089
[Report This] Published: 17 Nov 2013 Updated: 22 Nov 2013
Orange Crush by OzellaMarie Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 29]
Summary:

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Bella Swan's life is turned upside down when a hunky new guy moves in next door. Will she be able to handle 'Sex on Legs'? Or will he think she's a complete fruit cake? 

Edward/Bella/Drabble/Romance/Humor

 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3003 Read Count: 5203
[Report This] Published: 10 Aug 2012 Updated: 12 Nov 2013
Summary:

Sequel to Taking Chances. Finding the family they didn't realize they needed, they thought they had everything. Now Bella and Edward, along with Alex and Anthony, are in for the wildest adventure yet. AH & NC-17 for language and other things. Canon coupling.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Single parents , I Whitlock's read , Stories I've Already read, My Favorite Stories, Chances Saga, J's Read and Loved Stories, My favs past present and future , to read
Chapters: 33 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 94877 Read Count: 82003
[Report This] Published: 12 Jul 2011 Updated: 27 Oct 2013
Summary:

 

Fourth Addition to the Storm Series. This is a compilation of future-takes that follow Riders on the Storm. We'll hear from Damion, Kylie, and Sonny. We'll get glimpses into their future, adult lives. And every Storm character will be present, including Edward and Bella. Romance, Humor, Drama, and slight angst will ensue, along with other genres. *Will Update Quickly*


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward, Other Misc Char or Pairings
Genre: Drama, Family, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Storm Series, J's Read and Loved Stories, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 95666 Read Count: 105837
[Report This] Published: 20 Oct 2013 Updated: 20 Oct 2013
Puppy Love by tufano79 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 13]
Summary:

Puppy Love

Puppy Love takes place between The Geek's Guide to Parenthood and Surviving the Teenage Dream. Kyra is in eighth grade, Owen in seventh. Mia and Masen are both in third grade. Masen, on his way home from school, finds a dog hiding in the bushes. He takes him home, hiding him his bedroom. Edward and Owen are sneezing something awful and they cannot figure out why.

 


There will be kid cuteness, SGD/Nerdella loving and dog adoption (along with some major allergy medication dispensation). Poor SGD … 

 

 


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Family, Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, A Nerd Story of Love Series
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11416 Read Count: 2532
[Report This] Published: 19 Oct 2013 Updated: 19 Oct 2013
Summary:

A tattooed loner moves to a small town to appease his deceased mentor. He stumbles across a modest Isabella at church. He wants her but balks at the age difference, and there’s nothing respectable about him. Is she as proper as he thinks, or does she just hide things well?

 

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BANNER BY: DEEBELLE1


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Friendship, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories I've read
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9085 Read Count: 7389
[Report This] Published: 18 Oct 2013 Updated: 18 Oct 2013
Summary:

When Emily insists on Derek taking ballroom dancing lessons with her, can he make her happy while also keeping the guys from finding out? Three-shot promoting the 2013 Profiler's Choice CM Awards on fanfiction . net, info inside. Emily/Morgan.


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/Emily
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3803 Read Count: 140
[Report This] Published: 29 Sep 2013 Updated: 14 Oct 2013
Burn by JenRar Rated: NC-17 starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Past Featured Story

Burn by JenRar

 

 

 

Stephanie's day started off great, but quickly turned into the day from hell. Can Ranger make it all better?    


Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5893 Read Count: 274
[Report This] Published: 25 Sep 2013 Updated: 25 Sep 2013
Tribute by SexylexiCullen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3420]
Summary: Past Featured Story

The Few. The Proud. The Strong. Returning Marine Edward Masino has spent the first years of his adult life embodying that motto. But as he moves back to the Brooklyn neighborhood where he grew up, he is introduced to a whole new code of ethics. He quickly learns that some rules cry out to be bent, but there are others that, if broken, will get him killed.

*Drama. Humor. Romance. Hurt. Friendship. Crime, you name it. It's listed Drama/Romance, but there are many facets. EVENTUAL Canon Couples (Rome wasn't built in a day) Edward/Bella.

Beta'd by HollettLA

Banner by CaraNo


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Action, Angst, Drama, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Lilyellacullens want to read list!, Dumbi's Most Wanted, Misstoria's Stories to Read
Chapters: 123 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 200288 Read Count: 716892
[Report This] Published: 11 Jan 2013 Updated: 23 Sep 2013
Summary:

 

Smut University 2013 hosted by Project Team Beta. Homework assignments inspired by a prompt. One shots that will typically feature Jasper and Bella, I imagine, since I heart him hard. AU, rated M/NC-17 for adult situations and probably language and stuff since I cuss like a sailor. May the naughtiness ensue!


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Angst, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21037 Read Count: 5926
[Report This] Published: 12 Jul 2013 Updated: 14 Sep 2013
Summary:

 

 

 

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I enroled in Project Team Beta's summer writing program. This is where I will post my assignments. If you're under  18, please DO NOT read this story.


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Other Misc Char or Pairings(nc)
Genre: Erotica, Family, Fantasy, Femme Slash, Friendship, Historical, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Mpreg, Mystery, One-Shot, Parody/Crackfic, Poetry, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories I've Already read
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24507 Read Count: 12404
[Report This] Published: 12 Jun 2012 Updated: 08 Sep 2013
Cabin Bound by Whatif-ifonly Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Past Featured Story

JJ and Spence take a little mid-winter get away to enjoy some winter playtime in the snow and some playtime with each other. But can they escape Garcia and Morgan's nosey curiosity? And will the BAU's bad luck with vacations follow them?


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Spencer/JJ
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 49900 Read Count: 4864
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2013 Updated: 08 Sep 2013
Secrets by JenRar Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Secrets by Jenny Cullen

Edward has been keeping a secret from Bella about something
he needs. Little does he know, Bella has her own secret.
What happens when the truth comes to light?
AU Eclipse/BD. No real angst. Light & fluffy citrus.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe, Crackfic
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3258 Read Count: 1072
[Report This] Published: 04 Sep 2013 Updated: 04 Sep 2013
Summary: Past Featured Story

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After freeing the vampires at the compound, Eric flies into the air, leaving Pam and Willa with the others. But he finds himself drawn back to Bon Temps and something he’s missing.

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Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood, Canon
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: Drama, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4817 Read Count: 209
[Report This] Published: 26 Aug 2013 Updated: 26 Aug 2013
Lost Sock by Reyka Sivao Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Past Featured Story

“And that, sir, is how I lost my lost right shoe and my left sock.”

fs


Categories: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, canon
Characters: Riza Hawkeye/Roy Mustang
Genre: Action, Adventure, Friendship, Humor, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6158 Read Count: 12
[Report This] Published: 25 Aug 2013 Updated: 25 Aug 2013
Summary: Past Featured Story

In which our heroes encounter a dragon, and try to figure out what to do about it.

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Categories: Hunter X Hunter, canon
Characters: Gon, Killua, Kurapika, Leorio, Senritsu
Genre: Adventure, Friendship, Humor, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4520 Read Count: 10
[Report This] Published: 25 Aug 2013 Updated: 25 Aug 2013
Summary:

 

What if not all vampires were supernaturally perfect?  If a human is supposed to bring many of their human traits into their vampire existences, then could the magic that creates a vampire cause that vampire to stay true to themselves. This is the story of Bella Swan Cullen - a newborn vampire that is imperfectly perfect. 

AU; canon characters. Edward and Bella. Rated T.

 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Family, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10692 Read Count: 487
[Report This] Published: 29 Apr 2013 Updated: 05 Aug 2013
Summary:

It's still the same word, but sounds so different when different people say it. Theme Song: "If You Leave" by  Orchestral   Manoeuvres in the Dark.


Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2313 Read Count: 181
[Report This] Published: 07 Aug 2012 Updated: 01 Aug 2013
Summary:

What happens when JJ's dream night with Hotch gets interrupted by a certain prying profiler? JJ/Rossi humor/friendship piece. One-Shot.

* *2011 winner for Best One-shot in the Profiler's Choice Awards hosted by the CCOAC forum.


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Rossi/JJ
Genre: Friendship, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1099 Read Count: 141
[Report This] Published: 01 Aug 2013 Updated: 01 Aug 2013
Summary:

BANNER BY: DEEBELLE1  (isn't she awesome?)

 

Edward is a twenty-seven year old Biology teacher at Forks High School. He is responsible for teaching Sex-Ed and sharing information on the prevention of STDs, STIs, and pregnancy. What happens when Mr. Cullen doesn't practice what he preaches? When one of his star students figures out his problem, will she make his life a living hell? See what funny things unfold in this laughter filled disaster! AH/Rated M


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6359 Read Count: 3522
[Report This] Published: 31 Jul 2013 Updated: 31 Jul 2013
Peaches by GeezerWench Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

New-kid-in-school Bella is on a delicate, yet highly dangerous, mission. A mission to break and seduce one of the members of the Cullen-Collective - those pretty, pale, (possibly extraterrestrial) rich kids at Forks High. Her target? The mysteriously silent, stone-faced, long-tall-and-lickable, Mr. Crankypants - AKA Jasper Hale. AU, language, adult situations. 1st Pl Best One Shot in the 2014 Non-Canon Awards!

Banner by loveinstar / kupat can be seen on Better in Texas Fiction


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Erotica, Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15331 Read Count: 1728
[Report This] Published: 29 Jul 2013 Updated: 29 Jul 2013
Summary:

All is fair in love and war. Or maybe sometimes Life and Fate just love being mean. An AU Babe story told from a different perspective. Theme Song: Starships by Nicki Minaj.


Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19115 Read Count: 408
[Report This] Published: 07 Sep 2012 Updated: 26 Jul 2013
Chameleon by ALewis Rated: M starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 32]
Summary:

“But Carlisle we want to meet her now.” Alice whined.
“Does she have to smell like strawberries? It’s almost syrupy sweet.” Rosalie hissed.
“Strawberries and chocolate, and it’s absolutely perfect!!!!!” Edward called out while Emmett and Jasper both nodded their heads.
“Oh she is so adorable my love, is she staying permanently? Please Carlisle?” Esme pleaded.
“I know you want to meet her but like I said on the phone she wanted to meet everyone individually so that she could get a feel for the atmosphere of conflicting personalities. Now I asked that Esme meet her first then Rose and Alice, then the boys. So will you please stop crowding her your behavior could be damaging to her psyche.” Carlisle gently commanded.
They were all in range of my ability and the conflict was weighing on me drastically. They argued for a bit longer and I couldn’t take it any longer. I let a scream escape my mouth then latched on to militant personality of Jasper.
“Freeze all of you. You, you, you and you go away now!” I shouted at the women and Carlisle. “I apologize for my rudeness but I can’t take the conflict right now. I will meet you all later and apologize thoroughly then.” I was seething and needed to eliminate the stress. I felt one of the boys step forward and I raised a hand before speaking. “Don’t move a muscle. I’ll get to you one at a time.” I commanded.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Family, Friendship, Humor, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 23512 Read Count: 3835
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2013 Updated: 26 Jul 2013
Summary:

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 Summary Sucks - Beau and Manny Swan are the best of friends, polar opposites, and the most handsome twins in the small town of Forks. One day Manny the very handsome and very gay goth decides that he wants to see what life would be like as a girl and casts a wiccan spell on himself but as we all know these sort of things don't come without consequences so now our poor, nerdy, sweet Beau is caught in the mix with a new body and new world with no clue what to do. Lemons, slash, genderbender, fun


Categories: Twilight, All Human, Alternate Universe, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/OC
Genre: Family, Friendship, Humor, Young Adult
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 352 Read Count: 93
[Report This] Published: 19 Jul 2013 Updated: 19 Jul 2013
Conventioneers by Catastrophia Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 231]
Summary: Past Featured Story

Innocent event coordinator Bella has her sanity challenged when the adult toy show comes to town. How will she cope with a world she's never seen and a man who's very comfortable in it?

 

conventioneers


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: To Read (Geddy), Stories I've read
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22548 Read Count: 30221
[Report This] Published: 05 Sep 2012 Updated: 08 Jul 2013
Summary:

JJ has a chance encounter with a man she thought she'd only encounter in her wildest dreams. Rory/JJ. Written for the Smut Challenge on Facebook.


Categories: Criminal Minds, Dr. Who
Characters: OC/JJ, Rory Williams/OC
Genre: Erotica, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5244 Read Count: 530
[Report This] Published: 09 Jun 2013 Updated: 05 Jul 2013
Summary: Past Featured Story

Edward is a famous actor. Bella is his cousin's roommate. They meet, again. He doesn't trust her. She doesn't like him.

 


Categories: Twilight, All Human, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: To Read (Geddy)
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15855 Read Count: 7503
[Report This] Published: 26 Sep 2012 Updated: 25 Jun 2013
Affairé by Two Guns And A Knife Rated: NC-17 starstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

A little multi-chapter short story. The long awaited sequel to Amour. Being hairy is not a sin. Everyone deserves a second chance. Truth is seldom pleasant. Love is still a tricky word. Babe HEA. Cupcakes beware. Theme Song: Born to Die by Lana Del Rey.


Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amour
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2966 Read Count: 112
[Report This] Published: 16 Mar 2013 Updated: 21 Jun 2013
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Banner by Ellie Wolf

 

5 years after NM Jasper is back in the south. Due to his 2nd in command, things come about that will change the vampire world forever. Good or bad he doesn't care and only two things are certain; he won't be alone and she will be perfect... no matter the cost.

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Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Action, Adventure, Angst, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02 Bella/Jasper stories
Chapters: 39 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 125512 Read Count: 75149
[Report This] Published: 20 Jun 2013 Updated: 20 Jun 2013
The Demon's Mate by speklez Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 186]
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Banner by Ellie Wolf

'It is decreed that the mate of the heir to the crown of the Dark Kingdom will be of human flesh born of pain, loss and hate.' Follow the dark prince as he finds his mate and seeks revenge on the one that harmed her.    

fs


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Action, Adventure, Angst, Drama, Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Finished, The Demon Series, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 127795 Read Count: 100737
[Report This] Published: 19 Jun 2013 Updated: 19 Jun 2013
Summary:

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“The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds" - Nicholas Sparks. A reclusive artist and a musician embark on a journey in NYC, but with their own twist. ExB Mature Daddykink.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Dominance and submission
Series: Stories I've Already read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, Brooklyn - to read, Misstoria's Stories to Read, J's Read and Loved Stories, Stories I've read
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 162463 Read Count: 135507
[Report This] Published: 22 Sep 2012 Updated: 15 Jun 2013
Summary: Past Featured Story

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I'm nothing but a monster fed with flaming fury and running with bloody hands. There is no hope left, until one harmless glance chances logic and binds two enemies together in a twist of fate. Can the escape from this hell be found in an irresistible dimpled grin? Or is this another dark, dirty trick of my own mind? A forbidden passion, heat, and intense anger—this is no fairytale.

fs

 


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Emmett/OC
Genre: Action, Adventure, Angst, Drama, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance, Supernatural, Suspense/Thriller, Young Adult
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 68 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 290752 Read Count: 3791
[Report This] Published: 28 Oct 2012 Updated: 14 Jun 2013
Summary:

This cool banner was made my Megan (Mmismphy09)

Emmett is a secret agent. Everyone thinks he leads a boring life in computers. When a case takes him home, he must deal with his past as well as protect his secrets from the ones he loves. After meeting a girl he puts her in danger because of who he is. ALL HUMAN!


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Emmett
Genre: Action, Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12597 Read Count: 1366
[Report This] Published: 26 May 2013 Updated: 06 Jun 2013
Summary: Past Featured Story

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A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever  happened to them. ExB AH 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: To Read (Geddy), Stories to read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, Brooklyn - to read, luv2write finished reads, Bella's Must Reads!, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 125397 Read Count: 141569
[Report This] Published: 27 Jan 2012 Updated: 31 May 2013
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Bella Swan is offered the job of a lifetime. The personal assistant to one Hollywood's biggest A-listers. When she begins to develop feelings for her boss Edward Cullen will she be able to handle all his personal requests or will his domineering behavior cause her to run from her chance at true love. Story will contain, language and themes of domestic discipline including spanking.

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories I've Already read, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, Stories I've read
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 71498 Read Count: 52747
[Report This] Published: 24 May 2013 Updated: 26 May 2013
Summary:

A series of mini stories about love.  Starring: The Man of Mystery, the Italian Stallion, etc.. Please note that the chapters are not in a timely order.    Warning:Be afraid, cupcakes, be very afraid!  Theme Song: "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga


Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8997 Read Count: 390
[Report This] Published: 22 Aug 2012 Updated: 24 May 2013
Summary:

This special banner was made for me by Mmsimpy09. She is a very talented girl!!

 

 

 

I woke up not sure where I was or where I've been with someone I didn't know. After hearing the explanation; it would have been better if I just stayed home.

 

 


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Seth
Genre: Action, Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13396 Read Count: 813
[Report This] Published: 15 Aug 2012 Updated: 17 May 2013
Summary: Past Featured Story

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In 1843, Queen Victoria reined alongside etiquette and protocol. Everything was judged from who you were to what you owned and how much status you had.

 

Can a small farm girl from Lord Cullen's estate bring life and happiness back to his son? Will Master Edward see her for what she is as a person, or who she is by birth? And what does Lady Cullen have up her sleeve?


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Family, Friendship, Historical, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Finished, To Read (Geddy), Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, Misstoria's Stories to Read, J's Read and Loved Stories, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 50 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 89224 Read Count: 248352
[Report This] Published: 01 Sep 2012 Updated: 04 May 2013
Summary:

Edward fait le pari avec James, l'ex de Bella, qu'il peut la mettre dans son lit. Bella apprend au sujet du pari par l'intermédiaire d'un ami. Que fera-t-elle de cette information pour le moins déconcertante ? Et pourquoi ne pas tenter de capter l'attention d'Edward assez longtemps pour obtenir de celui-ci qu'il l'accompagne au mariage de son ami ? Il sera toujours temps de le larguer après... Mais c'est sans compter sur le pouvoir de séduction dévastateur de celui qu'elle veut prendre à son propre jeu.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: French
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 193385 Read Count: 2469
[Report This] Published: 31 Jul 2012 Updated: 02 May 2013
Too Gay For You by Jaymili Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 106]
Summary:

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Edward Cullen, a hot-shot and hard-to-hire attorney, is looking for a nanny to watch his niece and nephew, from whom he just gained custody. If they are not driven crazy by the two little devils, they are trying to get in his ‘sexy pants’ and Edward is tired of it. Here comes Isabella Swan, his assistant’s sister, proclaimed tomboy and not able to keep a job for more than 24 hours. By some kind of circumstances, Edward comes to think she is a lesbian,therefore, in his eyes the perfect profile for a nanny. After all, she loves women, or does she?


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Family, Friendship, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Romantic Comedy
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 50977 Read Count: 16512
[Report This] Published: 28 Nov 2012 Updated: 25 Apr 2013
Summary: Past Featured Story

Edward Cullen is an A-list actor with horrific taste in clothing. Bella Swan is his long-suffering stylist who wants to strangle him one minute and kiss him the next. When Edward crashes her date, Bella has to choose between dressing her client and undressing the man she loves. 2nd Place Public Winner for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest!

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banner by Discordia

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Much better banner by Bettie Gefecht


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu, Stories I've Already read, Stories I've read
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11285 Read Count: 3542
[Report This] Published: 22 Apr 2013 Updated: 22 Apr 2013
Summary:

Her whole life she was alone, never knowing truely about what she was. Now as she finds herself in forks with the Cullens, with vampires now knowing who and what she is. Can she find her mate on her journey for peace and the vengence of her supposed fathers death? What if she - a Siren - fell in love and mated with a Succubus? 

 

Fandom Choice Award - Best Non Traditional - 3rd Place 2013


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/OC
Genre: Action, Angst, Drama, Family, Femme Slash, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02 Bella/Jasper stories
Chapters: 83 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 25730 Read Count: 36412
[Report This] Published: 10 Mar 2013 Updated: 21 Apr 2013
Plum Shots by JenRar Rated: T starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Plum Shots by JenRar


Collection of one-shots based around the Plum characters. All rated T or below. Mostly centered around Ranger/Steph.


See individual chapters for summaries.


Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Joe Morelli
Genre: Drama, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4462 Read Count: 303
[Report This] Published: 29 Nov 2010 Updated: 15 Apr 2013
Summary:

When Laundry isn't a Chore by JenRar

 

Jasper spies on a virtual stranger one day in the laundry room of their apartment building.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Jasper/Alice
Genre: Erotica, Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2058 Read Count: 638
[Report This] Published: 12 Apr 2013 Updated: 12 Apr 2013
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Top Banner made by:TeamAllTwilight and book cover banner made by: InkJess Cullen

After graduation, smart mouthed Isabella Swan finds out her father’s set her up in an arranged marriage.  Not wanting to marry Jake and live on the res, she runs. In Chicago, she finds herself jobless—living with Alice.  She seeks a job at a strip club. Edward Cullen calls her a child and tells her no—too bad NO isn’t a word she likes. Birthday story for Silverblossom. AH/ratedM


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Friendship, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read, To Read , Stories I've read
Chapters: 317 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 57061 Read Count: 1813047
[Report This] Published: 24 Jan 2013 Updated: 11 Apr 2013
Summary:

Here are the Outtakes of my story Too Gay For You. It's all about a man falling in love with his gay Nanny. My own version of a love story!


Categories: Twilight, All Human, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Family, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Romantic Comedy
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4248 Read Count: 331
[Report This] Published: 01 Feb 2013 Updated: 05 Apr 2013
You cannot Hide by speklez Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

Banner by Ellie Wolf

 

On a vacation to the fabled city of myth and mystery, twin sisters Destiny and Arietta catch the eye of two of the myths themselves. How do you return to whence you came when you cannot hide from your fate... or the two best trackers in existence? AU, OC, OOC 3RD PPOV, All my normal disclaimers apply. Demetri/OC Alistair/OC    


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Demetri/OC, Other Misc Char or Pairings(nc)
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 47847 Read Count: 2819
[Report This] Published: 04 Jan 2013 Updated: 02 Apr 2013
Summary:

He thought her to be dead, as he tells Watson of her - Bella - his lost love, she is struggling with the decision of her past. Will he take her back when all is revealed or will he turn his back on her? R: M Sherlock/Bella


Categories: Sherlock Holmes (Movie), Twilight, All Human, Alternate Universe, Alternative Universe, Crossover
Characters: Bella/Sherlock
Genre: Action, Adventure, Angst, Drama, Family, Friendship, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Mystery, Romance, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16330 Read Count: 1490
[Report This] Published: 15 Jan 2013 Updated: 31 Mar 2013
Summary:

wanterd

 

Banner By FrozenSoldier

 

I.S "Light Foot" Mason is a notorious gunslinger in the west, no one knows what she looks like or the fact it's a woman. Now Bella is on the run and found herself in Tumbleweed. Will her past come back to haunt her or will she find love in the local sheriff?

 

 


Categories: Twilight, All Human, Alternate Universe, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Action, Adventure, Angst, Drama, Family, Friendship, Historical, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12365 Read Count: 4952
[Report This] Published: 29 Jan 2013 Updated: 26 Mar 2013
Taboo by sirensong Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

Taboo definition ta-boo -adjective 1.proscribed by society as improper or unacceptable. Things are not always what they seem.AH drabble warning:BDSM themes, possible lemons, and coarse language


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Poetry, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1274 Read Count: 2822
[Report This] Published: 18 Apr 2012 Updated: 13 Mar 2013
I remain, Yours by momatu Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 469]
Summary: Past Featured Story

i remain

After unexpectedly being given an antique desk and finding a letter written by Edward to his cousin over nine decades earlier in a hidden compartment, Bella, on a whim, decides to respond and starts them on a journey neither could have ever imagined. 

Perhaps there are some things we aren't meant to understand, just accept....

This story will eventually contain character death.

 

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Nominee Banner

 


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Historical, Humor, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, Can't wait for an update, J's Read and Loved Stories
Chapters: 50 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 419567 Read Count: 77495
[Report This] Published: 26 May 2012 Updated: 09 Mar 2013
Amour by Two Guns And A Knife Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

A little 3-chapter love story. Love is a tricky word. What if you can't move on. What if you can't let go? What if you gain more than you bargained for? Babe HEA. Cupcakes beware. Theme Song: Baby It's Cold Outside by Glee.


Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: Amour
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1741 Read Count: 118
[Report This] Published: 08 Mar 2013 Updated: 09 Mar 2013
Summary:

Santana and Quinn's first Valentine's Day together doesn't go quite the way they planned.


Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genre: Femme Slash, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: PTB's Writing Challenge 2013
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1197 Read Count: 21
[Report This] Published: 03 Mar 2013 Updated: 03 Mar 2013
Summary:

 

 

 

One-shot written for the SU4K compilation. What happens when Emmett McCarty sends his introverted best friend Edward on a date with the girl of his dreams? Emmett has everything planned, even volunteering to take his friend's place manning what he believes to be a 'suicide prevention hotline' at Edward's ultra-conservative Christian university, or so he thinks.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8339 Read Count: 976
[Report This] Published: 26 Feb 2013 Updated: 26 Feb 2013
Work in Progress by araeo Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 70]
Summary: Past Featured Story

wipBanner

 

All-Human. Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and Edward awakens Bella's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in Bella's head.

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: luv2write finished reads
Chapters: 42 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 255983 Read Count: 37466
[Report This] Published: 03 Feb 2013 Updated: 26 Feb 2013
Summary:

A collection of limericks about The Hunger Games.


Categories: Canon
Characters: None
Genre: Humor, Poetry
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: PTB's Writing Challenge 2013
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1295 Read Count: 15
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2013 Updated: 22 Feb 2013
Summary: Past Featured Story

NM AU. Elena and Clay are sent on a Mutt Hunt to the rainy town of Forks, unaware of just what is going to happen. They think it'll be an ordinairy hunt, unfortunatly they don't know about the local legends...or the local danger magnet.

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Categories: The Otherworld Series, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Clayton Danvers/Elena Michaels
Genre: Action, Angst, Drama, Family, Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22694 Read Count: 1945
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2013 Updated: 17 Feb 2013
Summary:

king

"King of Fools" is a one-shot, set in the Back & Forth and Come Back to Me universe. It is a short comedy, written in honor of the Fangreaders. (Rated M for Language)


Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood, Alternate Universe
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: The Back and Forth Universe
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2174 Read Count: 72
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2013 Updated: 16 Feb 2013
Summary:

For Jekkah, for the JJ/Hotch Safe Haven Facebook Group V-day Exchange. JJ's alone this Valentine's Day and is forced to spend it with strangers. Little does she know that she's about to receive a surprise gift. JJ/Hotch!


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/JJ
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2169 Read Count: 181
[Report This] Published: 15 Feb 2013 Updated: 15 Feb 2013
Summary: Past Featured Story

It's Valentine's Day. Emily and Hotch are spending it all alone. How can the rest of the BAU get these two crazy kids together?

 

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Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/Emily
Genre: Friendship, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3614 Read Count: 494
[Report This] Published: 13 Feb 2013 Updated: 14 Feb 2013