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SIGH.
I SO WANT THIS WORLD TO BE A MOST PERFECT PLACE.
BUT SOMEHOW I JUST DON'T GET ALL THOSE NOT SO BRIGHT PERSONS.
IN SOME PARTS OF THE WORLD, CHILDREN ARE BEING KILLED OR ENSLAVED.
IN SOME PARTS OF THE WORLD, WOMEN ARE FORCED TO MARRY THEIR RAPISTS.
AND HERE IN THIS FREE AND GREAT COUNTRY, SOME PEOPLE CHEER WHEN A WOMAN MADE A MOST STUPID DECISION/MISTAKE .
GEEZ.
OH YES, BY THE WAY, LEAVE ME REVIEWS IF YOU MUST. BUT DO REMEMBER THAT ALTHOUGH I MAY NOT BE WALT WHITMAN(PLEASE, WHO LOVES WHITMAN THESE DAYS?)IN ONE OF MY PREVIOUS LIVES, BUT I DO KNOW HOW TO WRITE.
PS: BEING CUFFED NAKED TO YOUR OWN SHOWER CURTAIN ROD BY A HAIRY MAN WHO IS CURRENTLY TRASHING YOUR APARTMENT IS NOT CUTE , SEXY OR ROMANTIC. UNLESS YOU ARE TRAGICALLY STUPID AND TACKY AND ADDICTED TO BEING ABUSED, THAT IS.
Stephanie Plum. Bounty hunter. Thirty-something. Blue eyed brunette. She is on a task. Everything is at stake. She will either win it or lose it all. But still she decides to take her chance. Will she get what she wants in the end? Or will she end up empty-handed? Theme Song: Nessun Dorma Maestro Pavarotti.
Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14868 Read Count: 756
A collection of short stories. Babe HEA. No animals were harmed in the making of these stories. One certain hairy man may be harmed, hurt, maimed, broken, damaged, or worse.
Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Drama
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9710 Read Count: 1130
A collection of nightmares. Death. Mistakes. Chaos. No theme song required. No HEA.
Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Angst
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4420 Read Count: 366
It's August 12th.
It's his birthday.
He sits all alone inside his silent apartment, thinking.
Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Drama
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Cupcake Mentality
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4330 Read Count: 674
Babe HEA. Turn back before it's too late, Cupcakes.
A happily married couple. A smart beautiful child. A lazy purring cat. A pack of muscular men. An unsettled old score. A sad mad hairy man. His blood revenge. And his lonely journey. Theme Song: Now We Are Free from the Gladiator.
Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Drama
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18788 Read Count: 1048
A couple of little one-chapter stories about a handsome charming hairy police detective named Joseph A. Morelli. He's enjoying his life. He's having a lot of fun. He has no regrets. He has moved on.
Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Drama
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3264 Read Count: 82
An unpleasant Cupcake story. There is only one rule in life: We make our own choices and take full responsibility for our decisions. No matter how much you want to turn back the clock, you are stuck in this cold merciless reality. Theme Song: When Doves Cry by Prince. Ranger has his own HEA, BTW.
Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Drama
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12036 Read Count: 432
Warning: Controversial and most probably unpleasant theme. Harmful for the Cupcakes. Stephanie Plum made a decision and stopped being the Queen of Denial after a big mistake, and tried to put her life back together. Theme Song : Frozen by Madonna.
Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Drama
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20913 Read Count: 1256
Story Three of The Impeccable Lies. The sequel to Somebody That You Used to Know. Based on Ronan Hardiman's beautiful and enchanting song Gypsy. Babe HEA, of course.
Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Drama
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: The Impeccable Lies
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3505 Read Count: 111
Love is a spell.
Love is a curse.
With love comes obsession.
With love comes greed.
With love comes worry.
With love comes fear.
With love comes pain.
Sequel to Be My Valentine.
Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Drama
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Cupcake Mentality
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11869 Read Count: 248
Story Two of The Impeccable Lies. A one-sided and one-chapter story based on the Glee version of Gotye's cute and beautiful song: Somebody That I Used To Know. Babe HEA, of course.
Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Drama
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: The Impeccable Lies
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 786 Read Count: 36
A one-sided and one-chapter story based on Gotye's cute and beautiful song: Somebody That I Used To Know . Babe HEA, of course.
Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Angst
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: The Impeccable Lies
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1168 Read Count: 42
Love is blind and desperate. Love needs no reason or motive. Someone is madly in love with Joe Morelli. And she's out to get rid of Stephanie and Ranger. Permanently.
Categories: Stephanie Plum
Characters: Stephanie Plum/Ranger
Genre: Drama
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Cupcake Mentality
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12701 Read Count: 490