Penname: IWantToRentJacobBlack [Real name: Cammilia Holmes
Member Since: 24 Oct 2010
Membership status: Member
Bio:

Author Note:


My name is Cam! I am hopelessly obsessed with Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black, Kristen Stewart and all things Jacob/Bella. Look out for more Jacob Bella stories on the way. :D


I truly love the fans who read/review my stories. It brings me great happiness to hear what they have to say. Whether it is good or bad, right or wrong. I hope you don't mind that I try to reply to each of my reviews, and express myself through constant author notes. :)


I write Jacob/Bella stories because I believe there is no ending to the goodness of Jacob Black. He is the greatest friend anyone could have ever had, and got the raw end of the deal when the Saga was over. I mean, really, his happily ever after was watching a mutant, half-human child grow up so that he could one day become its mate. And to me, that is disgusting.


Before the mutant child came along, Jacob's whole life revolved around Isabella Swan. Unlike Edward, he didn't and couldn't give her everything she wanted, while Edward could. Jacob wasn't impossibly perfect. He couldn't live forever. He didn't have the convience of stacks of money sitting around his home. And he, like most people, didn't get to be with his first love.


I love Jacob Black for everything he is NOT, and everything he IS. He is loyal, kind, wonderful, and tells it like it is. He is not afraid to hurt anyone's feelings. He is courageous. He is compassionate. And he fights for what he wants.


I switched teams to Jacob 32 days after the midnight premiere of New Moon. Not because Taylor Lautner is so hot it should be illegal, but because Jacob and Bella's relationship got to me. I fell in love with the beauty of what it could be. :)


Just so that everyone knows, I am NOT a fan of the Breaking Dawn novel and that's putting it lightly. Putting it harshly, would be saying that every copy printed should be burned and the ashes danced upon. For one, Imprinting takes away someone's right to fall in love naturally. And to me, that is not FATE. Imprinting is not FATE. I am aware, that Stephanie's world is an alternate universe. But true love, does not come in the form of magic. In real life, love is not perfect like a fairytale. And I choose to live in the real world. The love that Jacob Black had for Bella Swan, was not that of a fairytale. It was real. Also, the ending of Breaking Dawn was anti-climatic bullshit, it was full of plot holes, and what the CRAP kind of name is Renesmee?


Moving on...


Because I choose to live in the real world, you will find all-human stories only here and Jacob/Bella based ones.


I believe Jacob and Bella are the most fated couple since Romeo and Juliet, and I have never loved a couple more than I love these two.


So I hope you enjoy going on a journey with me and these two. A journey that will twist, turn, spin, flip, loop and go upside-down, but always end up with the same result: A happy Jacob. One who gets his happy ending. And an Edward who has to suffer through never knowing true love.


The way it SHOULD have happened. ;)


You can find me here:


http://trickyraven.ning.com/profile/RentHeadedTaystenShipper?xg_source=msg_wel_network


and here:


http://www.thewriterscoffeeshop.com/library/viewuser.php?uid=36575


Please join these, but ONLY IF YOU ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18. I AM WORKING ON ADDING THE REST OF MY STORIES AND ONE SHOTS TO THESE SITES! PLEASE BE PATIENT!


and here is the link to MY PAGES when you join so you can add me


http://trickyraven.ning.com/profile/RentHeadedTaystenShipper (For Tricky Raven)


Beware that by joining the facebook pages below, the teasers will give away parts of the story. All stories are completed, and you will probably find the ending right on the page. If you do not want or like teasers, do NOT join the pages.


Facebook page for Jacob's Garage:


http://www.facebook.com/pages/A-Night-In-Jacobs-Garage/318656201521?ref=ts


Facebook page for Summertime in Forks:


http://www.facebook.com/pages/Summertime-in-Forks-The-Isabella-Swan-Story/116214518420474?ref=ts


Facebook page for Sex on the Beach 2: Never Too Late: (I wouldn't even look at this page if you have not read the end of Sex on the Beach and don't want spoilers.)


http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sex-on-the-Beach-2-Never-Too-Late/159000907474688


Facebook Page for In Love with a Stripper:


http://www.facebook.com/pages/In-Love-with-a-Stripper-A-Twilight-Fanfiction/183607895001490


Facebook Page for A Work of Art:


https://www.facebook.com/aworkofartTF/info


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Stories by IWantToRentJacobBlack
Summary:

Bella/Jake. AH. Rated M for Violence, language and lemons. When Jacob has his 23rd birthday bash at the Cullen-owned Strip Club in L.A, he gets a lap dance from Bella Swan, a drug addicted stripper with a whole lot of baggage. When things get abusive for Bella and her drug-dealer, and Jacob starts falling in love, can Bella let old habits die hard to fall for someone new? And save herself in the process


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Jacob
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: 108.9, Jacob Black Wins the Girl
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 336649 Read Count: 13566
[Report This] Published: 29 Jun 2012 Updated: 16 May 2013
Summary:

Sequel to Sex on the Beach. Rated XXX for violence, language and even hotter lemons. I recommend reading Sex on the Beach first. No one likes a cheater. :P


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Jacob, Bella/Paul
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: 108.9
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 325974 Read Count: 68251
[Report This] Published: 02 Dec 2010 Updated: 26 Dec 2012
Summary: Past Featured Story

Bella's sink and dishwasher are broken. She calls over Handyman Jake to come and fix them. What happens next? Read and find out. Bella/Jake, All-human, ONE-SHOT

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Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Jacob
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: 108.9
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5175 Read Count: 1096
[Report This] Published: 01 Jul 2012 Updated: 01 Jul 2012
Summary:

Isabella Swan visits the wrong side of La Push Beach. Jacob and Paul have something lemony to say about it. But when their little three-some games continue, and feelings are caught, what couple is left standing? Rated XXX. My first threesome.


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Jacob, Bella/Paul
Genre: Erotica
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: 108.9
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 166105 Read Count: 96096
[Report This] Published: 24 Oct 2010 Updated: 19 Nov 2010