Jasper pines for Bella. One shot.

Jasper is a true blood type of vampire, in fact not many knew of this. Maria never told anyone, even though she knew. She tried to blackmail him one day to get him back to her. She would, according to her, achieve this by letting it out about what type of vampire he truly is. And ask why is it; that they never saw him disappear during the early hours of the morning, just before the sun rise; The Cullen's were all fools. Jasper had known a witch; he had saved her from another vampire, she in return for her life created a spell for him that would last no more than the span of her life. She handed over a small gemstone she bound it to her life force. When it starts fading, is when the spell will vanish. She made it so he can walk for some hours in dim daylight, like overcast days.

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This is a TrueBlood Twilight crossover

It has Eric, Pam, and the main ones from there. But Eric is who Jasper knows as well as Pamela and Chow.

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“Hi, I’m Edward Cullen, and I want a baby. So, will you be my baby momma?”

Edward returns home to find his wife working out again, and decides to show her what he thinks of her. M for teasing! All human bit of fluff. R&R please. Based off the Bruno Mars song 'Just The Way You Are' I own nothing.

Bella's getting over a bad break-up and her friends know just how to help. Especially Edward - he's all too happy to help her forget her ex. A story of mistakes, Mary Jane, and maybe a miracle. All human.

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Everyone knew they were close, but no one knew just how close they were. Tired of hiding, they decide it's time to leave. The question though, is the world ready for their kind of love? AU, Slash, All normal warnings and disclaimers apply.    

In the southern ars the major is feared, even by his own sire. She tries appeasing his work and tame his temper by rewarding him with human females. She chains them to his walls. This is the major, not Jasper who she does this for.

What does a brown eyed human have to do with it?

Read about a battle within that will soon bring out what is needed most.

He watches her through the window every morning. She watches him. Do they talk or do they continue the glances through the window as they continue their routines?

He scrunches up his nose. "You know, you seemed to like me more when you thought I was dying." I gasp, shocked and embarrassed. "I didn't think you were dying." He's smiling. Like a big toothy smile. Ugh! I can already tell he likes to mess with people. "No, but you sure thought I was in a coma and had amnesia." Dammit! He had me there. BPOV. AH. No Angst

Jessica comes home after a 3 year trip expecting Edward to be waiting to marry her, but she is in for one hell of a surprise. Told from Jessica's POV.

Flighty Bunny obsessed writer Bella and IT business owner Edward have a crash encounter, leaving them stuck together, literally. The first of many interesting encounters. A tale of plot bunnies, fate, flashlights, and lol. Short chapters and laughs.

PROLOGUE/SUMMARY

The sickest thing he could have ever done; and he did it. The jerk raped a female. No, it isn't just a female; that in itself is so wrong. But he raped Bella.

How in hell will she get through this?

I ran in along with Esme and someone else. What I saw disgusted me so much. I wanted to mess him up so bad. After knocking her out with drugs from the first time earlier Edward was caught not only raping her in Carlisle's office where she was sleeping. He beat her and fed from her precious life source.

Carlisle is such an arrogant bastard. He actually thought his son got provoked.

Thank goodness I got her out when I took Bella. She clings to me since I rescued her the first time.

I wonder though, how will this all affect her mind. It can be life altering to any woman, or man for that matter. But... her attacker, her abuser wasn't even human. He is vampire.

She is two years older and in love. But the one she loves loves her, but neither know the other feels the same as them.

Both do not know they are two thirds of a whole in way of mating.

Follow them on this learning experience and see who gets what and who. What really happens when Jasper and Peter go hunt?

Is newborn Bella as rational a person, emotionally, as they thought she would be?

A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field?

“To say I was obsessed with Isabella Swan was an understatement. I dreamed of her, fantasized about her, would have gladly torn off my limbs to get the chance to kiss the hem of her apron.”

Eighteen-year-old Edward Cullen moves to London to attend culinary school, and get a taste of his long-time crush.  The mouth-watering, much older BBC star chef, Isabella Swan, is known for her string of romantic entanglements with younger men. Can Edward convince her to stop sampling and sink her teeth into him?

Emmett said that he'd never be able to hit the ball to the heavens with a tree trunk instead of the baseball bat, he accepted the challenge. 

"Well," Emmett uncommonly drawled, "it looks like you've screwed up again big time today, Eddiekins! Apparently, you've just managed the impossible. You hit an angel!

Winner of Energize W.I.P. awards 2011 for Most Promising Crossover fanfiction.

Alice and Jasper had no idea just what they were getting into when they attend the will reading of his third cousin twice removed, Colonel Beauregard Sanders. Let's just say that for some, there is more fright than delight. A Scooby Doo/Twilight mash-up written for Breath-of -twilight's annual Halloween Countdown on fanfiction.

The boys are ready to start their future together, drama free and full of toys. Having said their ‘I do’s’ they are headed to Greece for their 3 week long honeymoon. What antics can they manage to get up to in a foreign country?

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Fear and uncertainty will drive humans to do the strangest things; like wander down a highway alone, talk to strangers and throw caution to the wind. When you don’t know any better, when you have no idea that there are things to be wary of, fate intervenes, even if it has no idea what to do with you.

If you've ever wondered what would happen if Edward ate a drunk animal, well wonder no more.  This story answers that question.  What starts out as your average hunting trip for Edward, takes a 360 turn when he meets Melvin the moose. One drunken talking vampire, one drunken talking moose, some reindeer and Santa, just your average evening in Forks.

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Izzy Swan is booked on the game show Match the Stars to promote her new TV pilot. What she doesn’t expect is the warm welcome she receives from the manic cast, especially the one and only Edward Masen. Based on 1970’s TV show Match Game. Originally donated to Fandom for No Kid Hungry.

When JJ and Hotch's anniversary plans are thwarted by a case, JJ will do just about anything to get a second alone with her husband. Happy Anniversay *aka Smut on a Plane* lol. 

While teleporting some of the Cullens end up in each other's bodies. What is it like to make love to your mate when the mind is right, but the body is all wrong?

Tragedy strikes young Bella and Emmett as a horrific car accident claims the life of their mother. Charlie looking for a new start moves both children and himself to the small friendly town of Forks, Washington. What none of them expected was the bonds to a certain family of vampires that they all would forge and the unexpected turn of events that would lead to shocking discoveries and unimaginable life changes.

When Romeo(Edward) goes to make is ultimate sacrafice for love, his not so Juliet(Bella) rushes to save him. When all is said and done; she finds that she truly belongs to another.

It takes a trip to Italy to find what he has been looking for and major is willing to do just that.

But is a confrontation is on the horizon?

This is a collection of outtakes from Hot Commodity. You've been forewarned: there will be lemons!

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Hermione, Ginny and Luna are discussing Superheros but unknown to them they are being spied on, what will our spies find out? Which Superheros do the Witches like and why? Read to find out.

A cat fight breaks out between JJ and Prentiss! The minutest of SLASH if you squint. This is for the CCOAC Heat Wave Challenge.

O/S for the FANDOM 4 CHILDREN COMPILATION: Bella Swan is a cheerleader who has her sights set on someone who is deemed unacceptable by her peers—awkward and shy water boy, Edward Cullen. When she takes matters into her own hands, Edward takes her by surprise and shows her something she never expected.

3years after being dumped and abandoned Bella is working in a coffee shop. Seth reminds the wolves of their promise to Bella and they just tell that she is in Alaska. So from their they go in search of the one piece of the puzzle that they are not able to do without.

This is a Jasper and Bella one shot. loads of alcohol, plenty of cussing and sex, with very little story line...

Emmett and Bella fool around behind the Cullens' back. This is a collection of one-shots and two-shots, based around a human Bella and a vampire Emmett.

WARNING: OOC, lots of lemony goodness and bad language!

"Sticks and stones may break our bones... but Bella will surely kill us."

What happens when an overprotective father sends his innocent baby girl to a private self-defense course run by a gay man?  Oh if he only knew what he was paying for!  Edward and Jasper aren't the only ones who have something to teach, seems Bella does as well... the art of patience.

Poly/slash included.

Extended past the June Drabble War entry.

Picks up right after Bella shoots Mike. :)

Beta'd by the amazing texasbella and the beautiful banner made by the ever so talented JA Mash

Sometimes a romance just needs a little push. Cue Garcia, Hotch's very own Fairy Godmother. She's there to help him through the torrent that is dating. Main plot:Hotch/Garcia friendship. Sub plot:JJ/Hotch romantic pairing. Entry to Dealers Choice Challenge over at CCOAC forum on fanfiction.net. 

* * Nominated for Best Garcia/Hotch fic during the 2010 Profiler's Choice Awards, hosted by the CCOAC forum.

Edward hates everything Christmas vehemently. Actually, he hates every holiday, but this one is especially hard to avoid. It doesn't really help that Christmas decorations and complete strangers invaded his December hideout this year. This might just prove to be the worst Christmas ever, or will it? Winning story for the SWW Christmas In My Hometown Contest!

Lestrade decides to do a drug's bust at 221B after Sherlock has been caught smiling for days straight for no apparent reason. But he never expected to find this….. AU, SLASH, OOC,SMALL ANGST, FLUFFY, SMALL SWEARING. This is set before A Study In Pink

Follow along as Sexy Geek Boy and Nerdella continue to grow as lovers and parents. Be aware, there is danger around the corner. What, you ask? Read and find out! ExB, AU/AH

This is my take on Ana and Christian as they prepare for their wedding. Wedding Fun, 50 Shades style...

Summary:  One day, three missent texts and four couples... secrets spilled and relationships kindled but who will be the last to know? A soap opera of fanfic proportions. Rated M for language and slashy lemons. Written for the Drabble Wars DYAC Prompt challenge.

When Ranger loses a bet against Lester, the consequences may end up being a reward...but that doesn't mean he won't get even.

Sequel to Candy Experiment. After Garcia and Reid's disastrous Halloween episode, JJ decides to let them make it up to her by organizing and planning Henry's first Easter Egg Hunt... disaster ensues, once again. Garcia/Reid friendship.

JJ attempts to 'gently' encourage Hotch to use the IKEA provided instructions. One-shot. Entry to the Pick Your Own Pairing Challenge (Round4) on Chit Chat on Author's Corner Forum at fanfiction.net.

A cheesy romance set amongst the rubble of Apocalyptia.

July entry for Drabble Wars

A three part songfic inspired by the song by Lady Antebellum. Edward and Bella naturally. Can Bella forgive Edward for what he "did"?

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Doesn’t every child want to have a pet? Of course they do, why would Nessie be any different, but with her parents there’s no way. However, it’s a good thing she has a great Uncle that sees it’s a good idea.

Tweek is freaking out over underpants gnomes once again! And Craig won't have any of it. Originally published November 2010.

This is what I think that Renesmee's first Halloween would be like.    

Entry to the Smut-off challenge on facebook. Pairing: JJ/Hotch. Scenario: Pair goes to an adult store only to come home to try out their purchases. I put a little spin on this: JJ and Hotch both inadvertantly end up at the same adult store when their two best friends bring them along for the ride. Smut ensues soon after. Rated NC-17. 

When Edward and Bella get back from Italy things have changed. Edward is restricting more and more of what she can do. Bella loses herself. She becomes rebelious Bella. Partying with the wolves, having wild nights out and going to jail. With Peter Whitlock she begins to find herself again. Join them on their journey.

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This is my sequel to my first 50 Shades story (I am so cool, I make my own sequels).... The kids are 6 and 4. Ana is 28 and Christian is 34. This story contains characters from my first story. The original was moved from Fanfiction.net

This is rated NC-17 for language and sexual content