Jason makes Sookie read a story he wrote. Epic failure ensues. A short, silly ficlet  inspired by a contest (“Your cliché is showing”) and a weekly one-shot challenge (“Life is hard, but it's harder when you're stupid.”)

WHAT IF: During Dead to the World, Eric never regained his memories? What would life be like for Sookie and Eric if he stayed Her Eric instead of going back to being Sheriff of Area 5? What would this mean for everyone else involved?

Lemons & Language: It has that rating for a reason kids

This is a little of Friday afternoon silliness.  I've been craving Funyuns. I can't eat them at home because my husband whines too much and makes gagging noises. LOL!
This is unbeta'd. All mistakes are mine. Sookie's POV.
Spoilers: Through Book 8 of the Sookie Stackhouse Series 

Sequel to Dead to Rights. After the battle for Sookie's survival, a tribunal has been called, and the vampire community is facing threats to their very existence.

Spoilers for books 1-8 and the short story "Gift Wrap" from the Wolfsbane and Mistletoe anthology.

If you have not read my prior pieces, Dead to Rights and In Between, this story will make little sense.

LA has a new King, things with Eric are as yet unresolved, and new dangers lurk around the corner for Sookie. She’s always been lucky, but is her luck about to run out?

Takes place immediately following the short story "Gift Wrap" in Wolfsbane and Mistletoe – spoilers for books 1-8.

First story in my "Dead" series.

Support Stacie Auction Winner Ficlet. A Viking fantasy for his devoted minions. Sookie? Who's that? Ha! Contains MATURE content.

Short one-shot from Eric's POV. Takes place during the bonding in Rhodes. Enjoy!

Following the Nevada takeover, Sookie has had little contact from any vampires, including Eric.  She wants Eric, but is confused by her feelings so she does what she does best.  She avoids it.  Soon, as always someone is out to get her.  Will Eric save the day once again?

This is a Dead and Gone Alternative, written before D&G was released, but somewhat based on rumors of D&G.  Spoilers for all books, Gift Wrap short story, and the first chapter of D&G that was posted on CH's website.  This was my first fanfiction and my first writing in a very long time.

Eric Northman is a famous author struggling with the death of his wife, trying to get back on track.  Even he couldn't predict the impact a sweet Southern Barmaid would have on his life.  AH

Rated for a reason kids, Language and Lemons

Sookie's first time at Eric's house. Takes place after they reach their Understanding, before LATE Begins from Eric's POV. Warning: Explicit Sex - don't read it if you are easily offended. You have been warned. ONE SHOT

How Pam became Eric's vampire Childe. Written int the style of Victorian Erotica.

Spoilers for the Eric/Pam storyline, SVM Books 1-10

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author.  The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise.  No copyright infringement is intended.

Based on the Sookie Stackhouse novels by Charlaine Harris.

Sequel to Dead and Dating. Eric and Sookie discover the "joys" of parenthood. May have a few rated M chapters.

Sookie awakens to find the world she knew is gone, having been replaced with people and a past she doesn't recognize.

~I was dreaming. I had to be. Things always get mixed up in dreams, right? People and places get switched around…you walk upstairs only to find yourself swimming…you try to run, but your legs feel like they are wading through wet cement…~

What happens when you think you've met the guy your psychic told you about? Sookie and Amelia head to Vegas for a girls weekend where fate deals the cards and Sookie must decide whether to hold 'em or fold 'em. Third place winner inthe E/S: Cowboy Up! contest at FF.net.